1932-03-19 — Page 11

SATURDAY, MARCH 19, 1932.

FOR SALE.

Stanley _Gibbon's Postage Stamps Catalogues

for 1932

Whole World

British Empire

Foreign Countries

$12.00 .$.5.25.

.$ 8.00

GRACA & CO.,

Dealers in Postage Stamps, Garden Seeds, Picture Booka, Toys, etc., etc.

No. 10. WYNDHAM STREET,

P.O. Box No. $20.

HONG KONG

BOO-HOO! THAT HORRID MRG-UPPISH GAVE A SOCIAL TEA AND NEVER INVITED US-THE WHOLE AFFAIR WAS PRINTED IN THE PAPER- WE WERE SNUBBED -

DONT MUND- MOTHER THEY ARE JUST SNO26-

THE CHINA,

Bringing Up Father

WHAT'S GOIN' ON? HAS ONE OF MAGGIES PETS DIED?

OH:DADDY YOU KNOW-

1 HAVE NO SILLY SOCIAL IDEAS-BUT THAT AWFUL STUCK-

UP MRS UPPISH DELIBERATELY.

SNUBBED US

AND I'M HURT-

WELL-ME DAUGHTER TAKES IT LIKE IT

WUZ SERIOUS-BUT. MAYBE MAGGIE AN DAUGHTERTM «MISJUDGEDʻEM-|

COASTWISE

by

"ALGIE" BENNETT.

An interesting book of Cartoons depicting "Happenings" on the China Coast

PRICE $1.00.

Now on sale at

BREWERS

WHITEAWAY, LAIDLAW

EXCELSIOR NOOK STORE.

and at the Publishers

The Newspaper Enterprise, Ltd.

Chlon Mail Bufiding.

UNCLAIMED TELEGRAMS

The following unclaimed tole gram is lying at the E.E. Tele graph Co.'s office.

Nicolson, from Helmond.

C. C. CLARKE,

Manager. Hong Kong, March 18, 1932.

HOW DO YOU

DO MR-AN* MRS-UPPISH?

WHO IS THAT PERSO EGBERT

CAWN SAY. MY DE-AH!

EEK LOOK AT THIS-EVENINGS-RIGHTO-TE PAPER! A PICTURE OF MR. AND MRS. JIGES ON THE SOCIETY PAGË- I WANT YOU CALL ON THE EDITOR

AND TELL HIM NEVER TO USE THEIR PICTURES

AGAIN.

LET HIM KNOW, THAT WE WILL STOP TAKING

HIS PAPER IF

THE DOESNT

COMPLY-

WHY

AH

I WANT TO

SEE THE EDITOR:

SO THAT'S THE

WAY THEY

FEEL- EN?

LISTEN! I WANT TO BUY THIS NEWSPAPER ANT DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS. WHAT IS THE

PRICE!

WELL I DIDN'T. WANT TO SILL)

BUT I CANT REFUSE AN OFFER LIKE"

THAT

WELL TAKE THAT WINDOW OUT OF YOUR EYE AN YOU'LL SÉE NOT ONLY THE EDITOR

BUT THE OWNER OF THE

PAPER-

AN THE ONLY TIME-YOU'LL EVER GIT YOUR PICTURE IN THIS PAPER WILL BE

IN THE FUNERAL NOTICES

BAH! ILL GIVE A SOCIAL AFFAIR, AT THE HOTEL THAT, YOU'LL HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT-;

EDITORIAL

ROOM

The following unclaimed tele grame are lying at the office of the Great Northern Telegrapb Company (Limited) of

mark:-

Bonafides, from Shanghai. Taya, from Shanghai.

Don

F. V. JENSEN,

Superintendent.

Hong Kong, March 9, 1932.

HONG KONG HEIGHTS

For the information of visitors the following list of some of the highest points on the Island and Mainland is published:-

Inland

TO LIKE TO ARRANGE FOR

A DINNER DANCE! FOR NEXT FRIDAY-

YOULL HAVE TO SEE THE PROPRIETOR MES IN HIS

OFFICE-

YES I'M THE NEW,ÓWNER OF THIS HOTEL AN ALL THE BANQUET ROOMS ARE TAKEN AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED-

I'M GOING TO MY OFFICE AND MY:

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BEEN PURCHASED BY- A MAN NAMED JIGGS- AN' HE JUST PHONED TO TELL YOU TO FETCH

THESE PACKAGES TO HIS HOUSE OR TOURE

FIRED YOU MUG-

Fest

Victoria Peak

1828

Bignal Station

1774

Mt. Parker

1784

Mountain Lodge

1728

The Eyrie

1728

Peak Hotel

1805

Talkoo Sanatorium

1000

Mit. Davia

27

Bowen Road (filterbeds)

297

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Foot

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1932, King Features Syndicate,100,

Great Britain rights reserved.

THE

HONG KONG

PENINSULA HOTEL;

HONG KONG HOTEL; REPULSE BAY HOTELĮ PEAK HOTEL

AND

SHANGHAI

ASTOR HOUSE HOTEL; PALACE HOTEL;

HOTELS,

LIMITED

with the Grand Hotel das Wagons Lita,

MARBLE HALL

TO-DAY'S PROGRAMME.

The following programme will be broadcast to-day from the Hong Kong Broadcasting Station Z.B.W. on a wavelength of 355 metres [[(848) KO/s);-..

4-6.15 p.m.-Chinese Programme. 6.15-0.40 p.m. (approx.) — And Attempt will be made to relay the Running Commentary on the Uni- versity Boat Race.

6.15-11.80 p.m. (approx.)Eurôz pean Programme...

6.40-7.30 p.m.—Variety," Organ Solo

Found You,

Your

Troubles In Dreams, Terance Casey (DB687). Vocal Duet

The Land of Smilles

You Are My Heart's Delight Walkin' my Baby Back Home

Layton & Johnstone (DB532) Plano Solo

Song Hits--Hedley,

(with private bathi:

Song

HARBOUR VIEW PRIVATE HOTEL

* Billy Mayerl (DB584).

Lovely Lady,

Just Two Hearts dia

Refrain (Baritone):

When I'm Gone,

The Big Four (DB641). Orchestral

Can't You Understand?

Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians (2089.D). Vocal Dust Burn

Would You Take Me Back[Again? We. Two, AP

Layton & Johnstone (D5860), 7.30-8 pm-Band Selection. The Beggar's Opera-Selection

(Gay-Austin),

Regimental Band of H.M. Groundier Guards On the Quarter Deck (Alford),

(927R).

Ellesmere March (Grace),

Regimental Band of H.M.

Grenadier

Gertrude Johnson. (Soprano) (0108)); Carmen-Selection (Bizet),-

Percy Pitt conducting the B.B.C. Wireless Symphony:

Orchestra (9125)

Il Trovatore Tempest of the Heart

(Verdi) Dennis Noble (Baritone)

1955)(0550) 8.52-9.80 p.m.-A Concert. Plano Solo

Romance. In E Flat (Rubinstein). Hark, Hark, The Lark (Schubert),

Ignaz Friedman (D1036).

Comla: Thru the Ryc,,

Doris Vane (Soprano) (8187). Violin Solo

Zapateado (Sarasate), Liubesteld (Kreisler),

Romanes, Dough-Boy's Lullaby, Fox Trat

→(2079-D)

I Never Dreamt,

There Will Never be Another Mary, The Langauge of Love....(2098-D) When a Woman Loves a Man, Puttin' on the Ritzaren 44'-, (2113-0) Sweetheart Trail Get

Happy

Walts 20

Littio

Fox Trob

Ohl. Donna

Send for

Clara

Band

Strike Up: the

Sitting by the Window,

Mona

St

Jagies Infirmary,

[(2150-D)

Hangin' on the Garden, Gato,

.

2 (2147-D)' She'll be Comin' Around the

Mountain,

Hand me Down my Walkin' Cans,

(2140-D) Waltz

(OB158)

(2182-D).

2105-p)

I Love You So,

Fox Trot

Reminiscing

Cade

"Old

Back Road,"

(2180-D)

(2159-D)

Bar-Medley (CB289)

it to be Happy

Huch-a-Bye-Baby,

The Man from the South... (2108-D) { Waltz

Morning, Noon and Night Song Efrem Zimballet (2050), Walt ALTER

National Military Band Fill

The Old Frog Pond (All Parade of the Elephants (Chegatte),

Regimental Band of H.M. Grenadier Guards (DB597)

8 pm-Local Time, 8.05-8,22pHA

Sonata (Path

(Beethoven)

Good Night (Shelley Davis), Glass with Golden Wine (Henley & Quilter)pal

des

Hubert Eisdell (Tenor)

(19609):

Octet

The Bohemian Girl-Then You'll Re member Me (Balto arr Bear); Maritans Scenes That Are Bright

est (Wallace arr. Searj

3. Squiry Celeste

Cuckoo

Fox Trot

(UBKO)

A Cottato Jör Sale, Without You Emalines Looking at You,

(2166-D)

Let me Singisan

(2078-D)

I'll Always be Deraming of pidary, 11.30 pm Close Down

All records Jh the above Buro. pean programmes are kindly, sup- piled by the Anderson Music?