SATURDAY, MARCH 19, 1932.
FOR SALE.
Stanley _Gibbon's Postage Stamps Catalogues
for 1932
Whole World
British Empire
Foreign Countries
$12.00 .$.5.25.
.$ 8.00
GRACA & CO.,
Dealers in Postage Stamps, Garden Seeds, Picture Booka, Toys, etc., etc.
No. 10. WYNDHAM STREET,
P.O. Box No. $20.
HONG KONG
BOO-HOO! THAT HORRID MRG-UPPISH GAVE A SOCIAL TEA AND NEVER INVITED US-THE WHOLE AFFAIR WAS PRINTED IN THE PAPER- WE WERE SNUBBED -
DONT MUND- MOTHER THEY ARE JUST SNO26-
THE CHINA,
Bringing Up Father
WHAT'S GOIN' ON? HAS ONE OF MAGGIES PETS DIED?
OH:DADDY YOU KNOW-
1 HAVE NO SILLY SOCIAL IDEAS-BUT THAT AWFUL STUCK-
UP MRS UPPISH DELIBERATELY.
SNUBBED US
AND I'M HURT-
WELL-ME DAUGHTER TAKES IT LIKE IT
WUZ SERIOUS-BUT. MAYBE MAGGIE AN DAUGHTERTM «MISJUDGEDʻEM-|
COASTWISE
by
"ALGIE" BENNETT.
An interesting book of Cartoons depicting "Happenings" on the China Coast
PRICE $1.00.
Now on sale at
BREWERS
WHITEAWAY, LAIDLAW
EXCELSIOR NOOK STORE.
and at the Publishers
The Newspaper Enterprise, Ltd.
Chlon Mail Bufiding.
UNCLAIMED TELEGRAMS
The following unclaimed tole gram is lying at the E.E. Tele graph Co.'s office.
Nicolson, from Helmond.
C. C. CLARKE,
Manager. Hong Kong, March 18, 1932.
HOW DO YOU
DO MR-AN* MRS-UPPISH?
WHO IS THAT PERSO EGBERT
CAWN SAY. MY DE-AH!
EEK LOOK AT THIS-EVENINGS-RIGHTO-TE PAPER! A PICTURE OF MR. AND MRS. JIGES ON THE SOCIETY PAGË- I WANT YOU CALL ON THE EDITOR
AND TELL HIM NEVER TO USE THEIR PICTURES
AGAIN.
LET HIM KNOW, THAT WE WILL STOP TAKING
HIS PAPER IF
THE DOESNT
COMPLY-
WHY
AH
I WANT TO
SEE THE EDITOR:
SO THAT'S THE
WAY THEY
FEEL- EN?
LISTEN! I WANT TO BUY THIS NEWSPAPER ANT DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS. WHAT IS THE
PRICE!
WELL I DIDN'T. WANT TO SILL)
BUT I CANT REFUSE AN OFFER LIKE"
THAT
WELL TAKE THAT WINDOW OUT OF YOUR EYE AN YOU'LL SÉE NOT ONLY THE EDITOR
BUT THE OWNER OF THE
PAPER-
AN THE ONLY TIME-YOU'LL EVER GIT YOUR PICTURE IN THIS PAPER WILL BE
IN THE FUNERAL NOTICES
BAH! ILL GIVE A SOCIAL AFFAIR, AT THE HOTEL THAT, YOU'LL HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT-;
EDITORIAL
ROOM
The following unclaimed tele grame are lying at the office of the Great Northern Telegrapb Company (Limited) of
mark:-
Bonafides, from Shanghai. Taya, from Shanghai.
Don
F. V. JENSEN,
Superintendent.
Hong Kong, March 9, 1932.
HONG KONG HEIGHTS
For the information of visitors the following list of some of the highest points on the Island and Mainland is published:-
Inland
TO LIKE TO ARRANGE FOR
A DINNER DANCE! FOR NEXT FRIDAY-
YOULL HAVE TO SEE THE PROPRIETOR MES IN HIS
OFFICE-
YES I'M THE NEW,ÓWNER OF THIS HOTEL AN ALL THE BANQUET ROOMS ARE TAKEN AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED-
I'M GOING TO MY OFFICE AND MY:
18095 WILL SEE!
YOU ABOUT
THIS-
HERE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN-YOU IMP2 GET OUT OF MY
CHAIR-
DON'T. MAKE ME LAUGHE THIS FIRM HAS JUST
BEEN PURCHASED BY- A MAN NAMED JIGGS- AN' HE JUST PHONED TO TELL YOU TO FETCH
THESE PACKAGES TO HIS HOUSE OR TOURE
FIRED YOU MUG-
Fest
Victoria Peak
1828
Bignal Station
1774
Mt. Parker
1784
Mountain Lodge
1728
The Eyrie
1728
Peak Hotel
1805
Talkoo Sanatorium
1000
Mit. Davia
27
Bowen Road (filterbeds)
297
Mainland.
Foot
Telmoshan.....
B124
Kowloon Peak
1971
1932, King Features Syndicate,100,
Great Britain rights reserved.
THE
HONG KONG
PENINSULA HOTEL;
HONG KONG HOTEL; REPULSE BAY HOTELĮ PEAK HOTEL
AND
SHANGHAI
ASTOR HOUSE HOTEL; PALACE HOTEL;
HOTELS,
LIMITED
with the Grand Hotel das Wagons Lita,
MARBLE HALL
TO-DAY'S PROGRAMME.
The following programme will be broadcast to-day from the Hong Kong Broadcasting Station Z.B.W. on a wavelength of 355 metres [[(848) KO/s);-..
4-6.15 p.m.-Chinese Programme. 6.15-0.40 p.m. (approx.) — And Attempt will be made to relay the Running Commentary on the Uni- versity Boat Race.
6.15-11.80 p.m. (approx.)Eurôz pean Programme...
6.40-7.30 p.m.—Variety," Organ Solo
Found You,
Your
Troubles In Dreams, Terance Casey (DB687). Vocal Duet
The Land of Smilles
You Are My Heart's Delight Walkin' my Baby Back Home
Layton & Johnstone (DB532) Plano Solo
Song Hits--Hedley,
(with private bathi:
Song
HARBOUR VIEW PRIVATE HOTEL
* Billy Mayerl (DB584).
Lovely Lady,
Just Two Hearts dia
Refrain (Baritone):
When I'm Gone,
The Big Four (DB641). Orchestral
Can't You Understand?
Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians (2089.D). Vocal Dust Burn
Would You Take Me Back[Again? We. Two, AP
Layton & Johnstone (D5860), 7.30-8 pm-Band Selection. The Beggar's Opera-Selection
(Gay-Austin),
Regimental Band of H.M. Groundier Guards On the Quarter Deck (Alford),
(927R).
Ellesmere March (Grace),
Regimental Band of H.M.
Grenadier
Gertrude Johnson. (Soprano) (0108)); Carmen-Selection (Bizet),-
Percy Pitt conducting the B.B.C. Wireless Symphony:
Orchestra (9125)
Il Trovatore Tempest of the Heart
(Verdi) Dennis Noble (Baritone)
1955)(0550) 8.52-9.80 p.m.-A Concert. Plano Solo
Romance. In E Flat (Rubinstein). Hark, Hark, The Lark (Schubert),
Ignaz Friedman (D1036).
Comla: Thru the Ryc,,
Doris Vane (Soprano) (8187). Violin Solo
Zapateado (Sarasate), Liubesteld (Kreisler),
Romanes, Dough-Boy's Lullaby, Fox Trat
→(2079-D)
I Never Dreamt,
There Will Never be Another Mary, The Langauge of Love....(2098-D) When a Woman Loves a Man, Puttin' on the Ritzaren 44'-, (2113-0) Sweetheart Trail Get
Happy
Walts 20
Littio
Fox Trob
Ohl. Donna
Send for
Clara
Band
Strike Up: the
Sitting by the Window,
Mona
St
Jagies Infirmary,
[(2150-D)
Hangin' on the Garden, Gato,
.
2 (2147-D)' She'll be Comin' Around the
Mountain,
Hand me Down my Walkin' Cans,
(2140-D) Waltz
(OB158)
(2182-D).
2105-p)
I Love You So,
Fox Trot
Reminiscing
Cade
"Old
Back Road,"
(2180-D)
(2159-D)
Bar-Medley (CB289)
it to be Happy
Huch-a-Bye-Baby,
The Man from the South... (2108-D) { Waltz
Morning, Noon and Night Song Efrem Zimballet (2050), Walt ALTER
National Military Band Fill
The Old Frog Pond (All Parade of the Elephants (Chegatte),
Regimental Band of H.M. Grenadier Guards (DB597)
8 pm-Local Time, 8.05-8,22pHA
Sonata (Path
(Beethoven)
Good Night (Shelley Davis), Glass with Golden Wine (Henley & Quilter)pal
des
Hubert Eisdell (Tenor)
(19609):
Octet
The Bohemian Girl-Then You'll Re member Me (Balto arr Bear); Maritans Scenes That Are Bright
est (Wallace arr. Searj
3. Squiry Celeste
Cuckoo
Fox Trot
(UBKO)
A Cottato Jör Sale, Without You Emalines Looking at You,
(2166-D)
Let me Singisan
(2078-D)
I'll Always be Deraming of pidary, 11.30 pm Close Down
All records Jh the above Buro. pean programmes are kindly, sup- piled by the Anderson Music?