MUTT AND JEFF
JEFFIOH JEFF!
NOW WHERE IN BLAZES IS THAT NEW HELPER!
?
2-2-2
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THE CHINA MAIL, JULY 4, 1940 -
By BUD FISHER
SAY DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME CALLING YOU?
CALLING ME? NO,SIR!
WHAT'S
YOUR NAME?
DUNNO!
YOU DON'T KNOW? WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS
CALL YOU WHEN THEY WANTED
YOU?
THEY DIDN'T WANT ME!
Second Act
Of Verdi's
"
"Il Trovatore “
Today's Wireless
12.15 p.m. — Short Service of Inter-
cession.
12.30 p.m.-Band Music.
Stars and Stripes for Ever (Souza);
Washington Post (Souza)....The Band of H.M. Welsh Guards with Male Chorus.
Hands Across the Sea-March (Sou- za); Under the Double Eagle- March....The Band of H.M. Cold.. stream Guards.
12.44 p.m.-Debroy Somers Band.
Theatre Memories-"The Gaiety".
Intro: When I Marry Amelia; Queen of My Heart; A Little Bit of String; Keep Off the Grass; Bedelia; Mary; Brighton; They wouldn't believe me; 356 Days; Song of the Vagabonds; Every wo-
ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.
9.52 Megacycles
man thinks she wants to wander; Rocking with you in my arms.... with Chorus..
Savoy Minstrel Songs-Medley.
Intro: Old Black Joe; Camptown Races; Oh! Suzanna; Some Folks Do; Nelly Was a Lady; Old Uncle Ned; We are Coming; Old Folks at Home; My Brodder Gum; My Old Kentucky Home; Ring de Banjo Come Where My Love Lies Dreaming; Angelina Baker; Mas- sa's in the cold, cold ground; Down
Winning
CONTRACT
(By The Four Aces)
David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maier, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- ken.
World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in existence.
STUBBORN BIDDING
At the completion of 'the hand, fed as a sign-off, showing a weak hand wherein he was set one trick at five and requesting partner to drop the diamonds, South bitterly complained, | bidding. South did therefore have to "I certainly do get bad breaks. Here there were three possible finesses in this hand and every one of them was wrong."
North, his partner, who had sat patiently throughout the play of the hand, now retorted, "I think I'm the one who had bad luck on this hand in having you for a partner. Although I twice made an attempt to play the hand at notrump, you stubbornly in- sisted upon your diamonds. You de served to be set, whereas I was the unfortunate victim."
North, Dealer
Neither side vulnerable
AQ 10 9 42
❤ A Q
OJ 3
♣ A Q 10 5
A AJ 73
♡ 10 8 € 2
ОКБ
W
A 8 6 5 ♡ KJ974 E
AK J3 2
A K
♡ 5 3
A 974
O AQ 10 7 6 4 2 A 84
The bidding:
West
North
Bast
Bouth
1A
Pass 20
3NT
•Pass Рава Pasa
HIGH CARD VALUES
OF THE
among the cane brakes; Swanee River....with Male Quartette. 1.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal
Weather Report.
and
1.03 p.m.-Vocal Variety with Sophie - Tucker and the Mills Brothers.
Rhythm Saved the World (Cahn, Chaplin); Shoe Shine Boy (Cha- plin, Cahn)....The Mills Brothers (Four Boys and a Guitar). Away Down South In
Heaven (Green & Warren); Is He the Boy Friend? (Yellen & Ager)....So- phie Tucker assisted by Ted Sha- piro at the Piano and His Orch. Some of these days (Brooks); Tiger Rag (La Rocca).... The Mills Brothers (Four Boys & a Guitar). 1.21 p.m.-The Hilo Hawaiian Orches-
tra.
Waltzes-Hawaiian Dreams; Hono- lulu Moon; On a Little Street in Honolulu.
1.30 p.m.-Reuter and Rugby Press, Weather Forecast and Announce- ments.
1.45 p.m.- Variety with The HII Billies, Greta Keller and Frank Crumit,
Children's Hour And
Film Selections
chestra cond. by Arthur Fiedler Piano: J. M. Sanroma. Bess,
Helen
You Is My Woman Now ('Porgy and Bess')....Lawrance Tibbett (Baritone) and Jepson (Soprano) with Orchestra. Lullaby (Porgy and Bess')....Helen Jepson (Soprano) with Chorus & Orchestra.
Strike Up The Band (from the Mu- sical Comedy)....Boston Orches- tra cond. by Arthur Fiedler,
8.28 p.m.-Film Selections.
• "Sweethearts"--Selection
Louis Levy & His Orchestra with Vocal Refrain.
New Thanks for the Memory (from Bob 'Big Broadcast of 1938') Hope and Shirley Ross (Vocal). "Roberta"--Selection (Kern)..........Ar- thur Young and Reginald Fore- sythe (Two Pianos) with Drums "A Day at the Races"-Selection; "The Gold Diggers of 1937"-Se- lection....Anton and The Para- mount Theatre Orchestra London, with Al Bollington at the Organ. 8.50 p.m.-Sousa Marches On.
Intro: Marches-Wolverine; Invinci- ble Eagle; Sabre and Spurs; Thun- derer; Semper Fidelis; Hands Across the Sea; High School Ca- dets; Crusader........Regimental Band of H.M. Grenadier Guards.
Wandering Shoes (Hill Billies); No- | 9.00 p.m.-London Relay The News
body's Darlin' But Mine (Davis)
and Topical Talks.
(Tenor).
The Hill Billies with Their 9.45 p.m.-Songs by Richard Crooke Own Novelty Accompaniment. Trust In Me (Ager & Others);
A
Little Ramble In Springtime with You (Sarony & Others)....Greta Keller (Vocal) with Orchestra. make a stronger bid; and in spite of Frankie and Johnnie (Adapted by the fact that he held an eight-card Crumit); Return of the Gay Ca- suit, game in notrump was actually ballero (Crumit)....Frank Crumit more favourable than in diamonds, (Tenor) with Orchestra. where only two tricks could, be lost.
Across the Great Divide (Box & South therefore should have bid three
Others); My Little Buckaroo (Alim notrump, but his jump to four dia-
'Strange Laws')....The Hill Bil- lies with Their Own Novelty Ac- monds should not be criticized too
companiment. severely. However, when North con- 2.15 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN. tinued with four notrump, South 15.45 p.m.-Studio-Children's Hour. should have been satisfied that his 6.45 p.m.-Mozart — Quintet In C partner had all the other suits under
Major. Pro Arte Quartet 2nd control and that even ten tricks at no-
Viola: Alfred Hobday. trump was safer than attempting cleven at diamonds.
If North had been allowed to play a notrump contract, he would probably have received a heart opening, thereby easily giving him ten tricks or more.
*
*
*
Yesterday you wore Declaror and held;
♡ K J S X Dummy held:
♡ Q7 x x I What was your play to lose only one heart trick? ANSWER: Lead, the Heart Queen. If the opponent to your left holds A-10-8-x, you must lose two tricks. But if the player to your right holds all four hearts, you can capture both the ten and nine by two finesses and lose only one trick.
.
Score 100% for heart Queen, :0 for heart King or Jack.
Pass 40 4NT. Pars 50 Pass
Pass
The bidding is the type that causes a great deal of dissension among bridge players. North's opening spade bid, South's two-dia- mond response and North's rebid of two notrump are all correct and would be made by practically every one, South's second" "bid is open to some question. He could not very, well bid three diamonds, for that would be constru- | Inc.)`
FOUR-ACES SYSTEM
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102 QUEEN 1 JACK. M
QUESTION NO. 453
You are Declarer and bold: MAQDI **
Dummy holds:
*****
What is your play to avo losing a trick? (Answer tomer; row.)
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7.22 p.m.-Closing Local Stock Quota-
tions.
7.24 p.m. Paul Robeson (Bass) In
Negro Spirituals.
Negro Spiritual Medley. Intro: Black Sheep; Heav'n Bells are ringin'; I'll hear de Trumpet sound; Swing low; Walk together, children... with Male Chorus and Jack Hyl- ton & His Orchestra. 7.30 p.m.-London Relay-The News. 8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather
Report and Announcements. 8.03 p.m.-Compositions of Gershwin.
Rhapsody in Blue....Boston Or-
In the
Old Black Joe (Foster); Massa's In De Cold, Cold Ground (Foster) with Chorus & Plano accomp. by Frank La Forge. Banjo-Ralph Colicchio.
I Bring A Love Song (film “Vien- nese Nights")....assisted By Edna Kellogg and Orchestra.
9.56 p.m.-Light Orchestral Selections. Song of the Vagabonds (Intro: Hu- guette's Waltz-both from "The Vagabond King'—Friml); Only A Rose (Intro: Some Day-both from "The Vagabond King').... Orches- tre Raymonde. "Rose Marie" - Selection (Friml) .New Mayfair Orchestra. Second Rhapsody (Gershwin)
Paul Whiteman & His Concert Orchestra (Roy Bargy at the Piano). Suite De Danse-Intermezzo (Kun- neke)....Otto Dobrindt & Eugen Wolff Orchestras.
10.22 p.m.-Verdi's "Il Trovatore" Act II, with Giuseppina Zinetti, Fran- cesco Merli, Enzo Arnaldi, Emilio Venturini, Enrico Molinari, Corrado Zambelli, Bianca Scacciati, Ida Man- narini, and the Chorus of La Scala, Milan, with the Milan Symphony Orchestra.
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