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SATURDAY: JULY 1, 1922.

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And the reason is-

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DAY BY DAY.

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European district. these folk is a proper witch were

be no difficult matter to catch

Bapt.

*Righteous Over Much."

the

The

Our house this last week bas but you may as well be reading nonavoidably held over.

**Had Enough"-Your letter is just been a fair Bedlam. Now about the Kaiser having a wart

dians' you be taking it into your fon his nose for all the real in bead that we've been having the treat ye take in the subject. any way. This babit is one The collection at Mr. Denman painters in. Ne, our landlord's no' Now if the wife even has prickly which is very commonly practised Fuller's organ recital on Monday, given that way. When the man heat it's quite a different thing. in Kowloon, where, any time after for the Organ Fund, totalled $160. that draws our rent begins to lash Of dark, all manner of household

course that depends rubbish can be seen deposited on

out like that, they'll take him a lot on the kind of wife The Hongkong and Whampoa away and lock him up in case hayo The Remington Engineers dustbins are placed on the side-donation of $500 to the Tung Wab What Might Have Been.

the parements In some cases, Dock Co, Ltd, have given a does himself an injury.

SOL The only time found that the problem of walk and then filled to overflow Hospital.

wires get ony sympathy is before they're married or when building a portable type-ing with garbage, whilst the

somebody else's husband begins to take an interest in them. "But writer of true Remington nuisance is aggravated by the It is natified that the name of I had words about my coming wi' your youngster or your dog all quality was not to be solved rubbish-pickers who creep about the South China Stock and Pro-home late for dinner one night the feeling that's in you goes out by following familiar lines nights seeking something duce Exchange Company, Limit It's nothing but office, office to them in time o' trouble. of construction.

which they may turn to account. ed It demand if a close watch were kept by the Register.

bas been struck off the office, from one year's end to ed originality of conception, police, we have no doub: that

another", xai? she. Some women Misguided Ambition. combined with inventive skill many of the offenders could be

are like that. If they've got Well as I was saying, Ham, he An official reception will be nothing to greet about they're never having heard d' the New- no long in making something.tonian theory as regards gravita- called for something new-

General on Tuesday Joly, 4th.ble to keep up withe demand. and landed wi' an awful thad in and different.

It ought to from 12 noon to I p.m. in celebra-As I age say, if it wasna for my the godown bottomside.

tion of Independence Day-office here, she'd be at Home light was quite successful bat Tenders are being invited for me when she wasna" down on his forelegs being fractured to the washing the dishes most of the he made a bad landing, one of the construction of an under her knees doing the stairs and process. That meant a plantar- General Feng Yu-hsiang, the Observatory. The work consists Saturday nigh

ground Seismograph Room at the the back green lobby every third of paris bandage, much growling Christian Tucheza, Istely Gover-in the construction of an under forbye. it's a thundering sightsympathy on our part cou'd over- What's more and biting which no amount of nor of Shensi and now of Hoaan. ground chamber to house scienti batter to be late at has been the subject of consider-ac jastruments.

the office come. A souple o' nights later, able criticism the last few days.

once in a while than roosting at on arrival home from the pictures, When we read that the people ofi

some club till well on after din groans proceeding from the go- Frank Aquino was charged atger and then landing home down revealed his lordship lying Sbeasi acclaimed "his departure, the Police Court this morning stewed we inferred for the moment that with failing to return to the it's lot cheaper into the bargain. place.

to the gills. contrary to previous reports. House of Detention. Defendant I'm no wanting to hand myse faye. Or maybe misguided ambi And feet opaard in exactly the same General Fang rast have been said he was sick and could not first class kind o character, bat Ition. Again, the thought of suicide That was persistance for an oppressive Governor. So be WAS in the

of eyes

stay in the House. He was often wish I could swop places has occurred since more ordered to return to the House wi' some of the men who go over once. people

of Sheast, but their land to be examined as to his to sleep in Kowloon of night.sec od venture through space Was tban reason for so regarding him will mental state,

Onyway, the result of the rather raise this Tuchun in the

Theo Janet would get her eyes several teath estimation of Westerners. Gen-

opened right enough. Feral Feng insisted upon clean streets. for example, and the

Conversationalists. people of Sheari preferred to coo-famme which has delighted Of course, there's more ways lief that plenty deblo elong this tiaue in their old easygoing habit patrons of the Coronet, and in itso doing thing than oce. side. We sball miss him but the of pitching house-refuse into the place will be screened, commenc-Some men

think that road. Now that the General hasing on Monday, a splendid sad long

50 wind was tempered to the shorn they're home lamb by reason of the fact that taken over the administration moving drame "The Woman before the darkening of Hoaan, be is

they bis superstitious convictions made accused of and the Puppet"

The scenes should get a loog service medal him leave twenty days' wages be being "righteous

are laid in the most picturesque scd Orr-much.

A bar evers five years. hind. There does seem

Janet ays she doesus" parts of Spain. giving panoramic Lots o' them, once The situation at Canton de-ground for the suggestion, though views of beautiful country, with outside their shoes and a long think on the contrary. Wouldn't they get bebeve that black dogs are lucky. velops slowly. Business interests,

it is hard upon the General that costumes so striking as to make drink, grab hold of the Trigraph you in the circumstances? this should be so. both native and forsign, wished all the the "sing-song" girls Concha Perez has a part which maintaining a conversation and

themselves Ka pack-

a noteworthy and by reason of the occasional feature. that the issue would

Geraldine Farrar as grunt they emit, thick that they're Blasted Ennui. soon be out of Kaifeng--and they hied

Ar. it's been a terribia house cleared up one way or the other. themselves to the foreign set:le strongly brings out ber marvel-helping the wife to amuse herself. all week. What between prickly At the moment both Chan King- bie attempts to suppress opium Lon Tellegen as pupp, who acts wee Jeanie's slack teeth, the tying dogs, no wonder a chap's lous histrionic talents and she reHalf the time they dicas' ken hest, cream-soda-looking, drink- ment at Hankow. Apparently ceives masterly support from whether she's telling them about ing water, vanishing servants and ming and Sun Yat-sen are lying and gambling have been equally difficult part with realism and coolie' varicose veins or low, evidently playing a waiting unfortunate. the erile breaking restraint. The picture will ruo scandalous manner in which the night. Mind ye. Idinna exactly the inclined to stay on at the office of game. From the purely military

out in another spot or in soother from Monday to Thursday, at compradore attempted to tack on standpoint, this no doubt suits heart to join in the disparage- form. We cannot ind it in our

nsual prices.

heve'a mania for that sort o'thing. Sun's book. It gives bim time to meat of General Feng, and at

another cent onto that day's half All the sarae, it gives me the itch pouad o soupmeat. The only to read yon Gadiy staff about scout around for aid, which, additional reason for this is thet

time they brighten up is when young fellows coming out here Lowever, is slow in coming to his there is little likelihood of over-

ste causually mentions that and nowhere to go or onything to assistance. Chan has the greater the Tochups generally. Perhaps righteousness spreading among

Powell's have a fine windowful o' | do of a night tima. Nothing but bats. Then he begins to wonder the pictures, says he. numerical backing of the two. General Feng's experiences may

what she's done wi' the fire to be darned thankful he bas that Hy ought and we will do him the credit of be taken as an illustration of the St. John's Cathedral Items, hats they had a row over last much to comfort him. thinking that he refrains from these matters.

When I need of proceeding cautiously in The following items are from Eind o animal this kind. After we had to look at in that le year. Ob, be's a regular bomer first landed here the only thing forcing the issue because he is the General had adopted cautious dral magazine):-

Then, gaio, if #hurch "Nuten (St. John's Cathe-dinner be grabs hold o' the paper was what we saw in the glass of sarious to avoid bloodshed and methods, probably be would have

again and inside ten minutes bels morning. Every picture tells destruction in Canton.

been told that bold ages were essential to success. Truly, the path of the reformer is strewn

HOSOKOSO, Is: Juls, 1922,

THE CANTON OUTLOOK.

What the eventual upshot will be it is hard to say. Sun Yat- Ben, who fortherly held

SWAY over a goodly portion of the South, is for the

moment

with obstacles. Indian Affairs.

to be some

The curtain rings down to: night on the comedy week pro-

in

CHURCH NOTES.

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amissing. general lassitude, And the resignation, of the bouse bor who was of the confirmed ba

turned to Hongkong on June 7tb, all the interest be takes in oar-o' you home-made pictures were a The Bishop of the Diccese re-may as well be a bamboo fern for a story. Ay, true enough. Some and left again for Pakhoi on the thing, so soned is bis sleep. Then bombling sight. If some of the 22nd, where he is to administer anless the wife has a thick skin old timers were to walk out of the rite of confirmation, and then and some of last year's fashion Happy Valley of a night now they to go on to. Yunnanfo for the papers to look at, 'that evening's wouldn' know the place, what same purpose. He expects to be seance The Indian troubles, zo rile aback in the Colony from these an

is very apt to bave between Eczema Clubs, motor few months ago, have become distant parts of his vast diocese working and

abrupt ending. Enting.cars, movies, Repulss Bay in Whampoa, where he still bas cently. Indications are increas

comparatively quiescent just re- about the end of August.

*leeping are dancing, fans, ice and the like. their three longest command of some naval supporting of dissensions in the Non-Co-bean up long enough for us to herself a chow pup for company-bave left to bounce about. The

The electric fans have DONA

suite. The price o' drink in their time woman may as well boy would be the only thing they'd and apparently a

nondescript operators ranks, nor are these have bad a good experience of At least it can wag its tail. Some best way I know of how to put lo beds of hurriedly recruited the Hindoos and the Mualem that they are a great improve-better that way thao lots of men coming a nuisance to yourself, is

confined to differences between them, and the general verdict is dogs soldiers. His power has thus section.

can express themselves the evenings bere, withon: be- For another thing.ment on the punkats. They give can very materials diminished. students who were induced to a continuous breeze, and they do words.

Wi' a whole mouthful of to get married. If that wouldn But he is <lt A

lesre the State universities and not seem to interfere with thej factor to

Loock the oanoi out of some o' he reckoned with, and we

colleges an the promise that sound as much as the pankabs Other Folk's Troubles.

their heads, our younger genera- can National" institutions would be did. With their heto it can cer believe that he will take a deal provided for them are becoming tainly he

tion are a flaming sight more Which reminds me. You'll blase than they pretend to claimed that the remember me of shifting. Money

disillusioned now that they find Cathedral is one of the coolest about Ham, the wee black dog well the time, though. Here we ba. once telling re Some folk would want amabing may, of course, prove the deciding ele-fictitions.

that these foundations are largely places in the Colony, and some got wished on us

It is altogether too one has suggested that we should Christmas. He's jet black but that kinds, golfing, racing, tennis.bowls, about isst have clubs galore, sport of all ment eventualis. but even then early to talk of the extrements advertise "If you want to be doeans' seem to have brought cricket, yachting, bathing, fishing, we have.no guarantee that Sun movement having petered out, cool, come to the Cathedral." his luck, for he fell twice from and dancing the year round. will totally disappear from Chi-received a check, sad this without Dr. Severn, who initiated the Man, our house bse bean like craps) and yet we have young but by general appearances it has Our thanks are due to H. Ejoar top verandah this week. volunteering, shooting, (birds and ness politics. He is too ambitions any measures which the fair project of substituting fans for an hospital for days and when I fellows whose whole extent of to be silenced quickly. What is minded could condemo as the punkahs and undertook to had earache the last time I didea relaxation af Home was attend. more, he does not appear willing rrenical. On the whole, the raise the necessary money, and get half the attention that yoning football match and the to leave the South antil be has to

Indian Government appears now also to all those firms and inanimal has been getting I tell Empire once a week, moaning made sure that Cbao will not mean of maintaining a vigilant tributed to the expense of install-in

adopting the happy dividuals who so generously con-ye, dogs are just a fair heartbreak their soul-cases ont and don't return to Canton. His intense lookfoot and taking actioning the fans.

a house-Hoogkong's no kaow how to fill in their spare hatred of Cban is obvious, and, against those palpably involved

place for By the departure of Commodore [ If they're not having fite, it's and a bad one at that.. "Cocktails dogs onyway.time. It's all a condition of mind, if we

edition-mongering, to believe what be avoiding

while W. Bowden Smith, from the worms round the heart, when it's and Bombs" is as good a descrip anything ia says, he wants above all to have nature of provocative treatment.bers of our Church Body, and one ye have them, the fonder ye get

the Colony, we lose one of the mem-no's bamboo pill. And the longertion as you could wish for. bis revenge on bis former bench-

who took a quiet, bas very real o' them. Time comes when Brainless Bombers. interest in all that concerned the something happens and then it welfare of the Church in this fair reres ye. Other folks' dogs grenales going of in

When Janet beard yon, hand Military, developments

Colony. The best wishes of Diany never worry me at all. I can see middle of the night last week the Kiangsi and in Yuanan may

friends will be with the Com-them run over or nearly worried she nearly jumped out of her Various political schemes modare and Mrs. Bowden Smith to death, but that doesna' upset jacket. bring matters to a head before affecting this province are re for a safe journey home. settlement is reached on "other Ceiring mention in the Chinese

me ony more than reading in the A handsome engraving of paper about some coolie falling eyes nearly lying on her cheeks..

What's that?" says she, her lines. In this connection. it will General Chi Shih-ycan,. the Ecce Homo" has been given to his neck. It's the same wi' other peeling off my socks, is, the press. One is to the effect that Munkacay's well-known, picture into Kowloon Dook and breaking "That" says I, in the middle oʻ be interesting to see whether Wu Tuchun at Nanking, is to be the Cathedral Hall. We are very folke bairns. They dan hangvanguard" Pei-fa's troops will play a part offered the Ministry of War, and grateful to the kind donor.

of Sun Yat-sen's io whatever transpires. At any office of Tuchun of the Province on bis acceptance thereof the

over the rail on the leanch but Southern army blasting its way, my beart never misses a beat through Custom Pass. But don't rate, the Canton problem is not will be abolished. It is also

once. Let your own wee yin you be alarmed," says L" I didos' solved yet. The situation is full stated that the Christian Tuchun,

take three-steps in the same teach our boy to clean a rifle, and of possibilities. We only wishGeneral Feng Yu-haincg, te to

direction, though, and ye nearly fill a waterbottle wit the right. All operations at Woburn throw a successful fit on the spot stoff in the great way for nothing the end were in sight. Canton receive the appointment of Com. Rospital are attended by the Ya can sit still, drink tes and You leave it to me.

missioner for the Suppression of Duchess of Bedford, who is a listen unperturbed to your friende has had more than its share of Bandits in Kinogen, Antui and skilful murae and renders first ald describing their allments and the ed in our bede," saya she,

Kisngel-N.C.DN,

in the streets.

Idoation of their various orZERS

Ioan.

trouble;

are

be

in

SEW POST FOR CHRISTIAN GENERAL?

ARISTOCRATIC NURSE.

Ay, and very likely be murder-

(Costinied in Paga L.)