1933-08-19 — Page 10

SATURDAY, AUGUST 19, 19333

THE CHINA MAIL.

Bringing Up. Father

Just Received

Fresh Supply, of

Reliable and Tested

Flower and Vegetable Seeds

of

Messrs, Sutton & Sons, Reading

The opportunity of serving you will be a pleasure and your commands will have our best attention.

GRACA & CO.,

No. 10, WYNDHAM STREET, ...O. Box No. 620. HONG KONG.

BY GOLLY-WHEN I THINK BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS, IT

MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY- | WUZ JUST THINKIN'

WHEN -

THERES A LOT

OF MAILAT. ¿THE STATION

FER YOU-

COASTWISE

by

** ALGIE”: BENNETT.

An interesting. book... of Cartoons depicting "Happenings" on the China Coast.

PRICE $1.00.

Now on sale ak

BREWERS.

WHITEAWAY, LAIDLAW

EXCELSIOR BOOK STORE.

and at the Publishers

The Newspaper Enterprise Ltd.

China Mail Building.

BRING UP

TIN CENT

WORTH OF

FISH AN' DONT FER- GITA MEN

FER ME

CAT-

POLICE

GEEK AINT THE SUNRED

THAT AIN'T THE SUN-IT'S

MAGGIES DADDY'S UNDERWEAR YOU SEE-

AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, SOME RELATIVE OF MAGGIES WOULD RIDE BY HER HOUSE-

GENTLEMEN-THIS HERB-WILL REMOVE WARTS-FRECKLES-FALLIN ARCHES.. CLEANS SILVER-WARE-SHINES SHOES AN' IT COMES FROM BORNEO GOO.

GAU-GAU-A PLANT-ITS A DIME

TEN CENTS- ONETENTH OF A

DOLLAH-

HOW MAGGIE AN I USED TO LOOK THROUGH: BROKEN COLORED GLASS, BUT WE COULD NEVER SEE THE SUN ON WASH-DAY-

HONG KONG HEIGHTS

For the information of visitors the following list of some of the highest points on the Island and Mainland is published:--

Island.

Feet

**** 1,823

AN HOW WE USED.

TO LOVE TO LISTEN

TO THE MEDICINE.

FAKER ON THE CORNER.

I'VE MADE THREE TRIPS. AN' HE'S STILL THERE-I

THINK HE'S DEAD-

AN HOW MAGGIE CRIED WHEN I TOOK. HER TO SEE THE OLD MELODRAMA, NO ONE TO GUIDE HERËWE HAD THE

BEST SEATS IN THE GALLERY-

Victoria. Peak

Signal Station

2.4............ 1,774 2

Mt. Parker

1.724

Mountain Lodge.

1725

The Eyrie

1,726

Peak Hotel

1.805

Taikoo Banatorium

1,000

Mt. Davis ...

817

Bowen Road (Altarhads)

297

Mainland.

Feet

Talmoshan

8,124

Kowloon. Peak........

1,971

Drint

SHALLI BLOW THE HORN AN. WAKE UP THE

HORSE?

MAGGIES BROTHER. GABBY USED TO PLAY THE HARMONICA EVERY NIGHT UNTILA

NEIGHBOR:SHOTHIMAS

GIT UP- EVERYBODYS GONE HOME"

WHEN DINTY'S FATHER

USED TO LET MAGGIE GO WITH HIM ON HIS FISH:WAGON ON FRIDAYS-

AN HOW STEADY. MAGGIES BROTHER DANNY WUZ- HE.. COULD STAND FER. HOURS IN ONE POSITION-HE WUZ FOUR-YEARS-IN- THE SECOND GRADE AT SCHOOL-

MAGGIEWUZ." QUEEN OF THE MAY"AT MALAMPHY'S CUTIN'AN WAS TO RECITE" LITTLE BO

PEEP BUT WHEN SHE GÖT UP-NOT A DEEP COULD SHE SAY.

723

HER BROTHER LARRY ALWAYS 'SAO HEWUZ A FIGHTER, BUT I NEVER GOT THERE IN TIME TO SEE HIM FIGHT: HE

ALWAYS LYIN ONT

WHEN I ARRIVED-

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BUSINESS

FORMS

PRINTING that tells a

convincing story and creates an attractive im- pression is the quality we produce.

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Rosie's BEAU

GED MEMANUS

PLL TURN ON THE RADIO:AND WELL HAVE

·SOME› SWEET MUSICA

IM IN LUCK TO-DAY-A BOUGHT A STRAW HAT AT FITTEM AND SELLEM'S HAT STORE AND THEY GAVE. ME A BOX OF CANDY-TIL GIVE IT: TO ROSIE-

BEFORE WE GO INTO THE DANCE MUSIC, MAY WE SAY- {FITTEM AND SELLEM'S HAT STORES ARE GIVING AWAY: "A BOX OF CANDY WITH “

EACH HAT PURCHASED--

OH, ARCHIE, YOU LOOK SO HAPPY, WHAT

HAS HAPPENED?

GRACIOUS: I wouldn't WANT TO EAT SUCH CHEAP CANDY WOULD YOU,CEAR

I'M ALWAYS

HAPPY WHEN.

I SEE YOU, DARLING-

NO INDEED: MY DARLING-

FURNITURE

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REMOVALS

CHINA PROVIDENT LOAN

& MORTGAGE Co. Lap

57 Kank Fraiprvý Syndicate, Inc. Great BondsTRAS REVETERA

THINGS WE COULD

DO WITHOUT

LOOKS LIKE THE TELEPHONE

BOOK IN

HIS HAND-

BEFORE GOING INTO MYSPEECH, I WOULD LIKE

TO READ A FEW POEMS-

IN THE AFTER DINNER

OKE BE

NKER.