SATURDAY, AUGUST 19, 19333
THE CHINA MAIL.
Bringing Up. Father
Just Received
Fresh Supply, of
Reliable and Tested
Flower and Vegetable Seeds
of
Messrs, Sutton & Sons, Reading
The opportunity of serving you will be a pleasure and your commands will have our best attention.
GRACA & CO.,
No. 10, WYNDHAM STREET, ...O. Box No. 620. HONG KONG.
BY GOLLY-WHEN I THINK BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS, IT
MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY- | WUZ JUST THINKIN'
WHEN -
THERES A LOT
OF MAILAT. ¿THE STATION
FER YOU-
COASTWISE
by
** ALGIE”: BENNETT.
An interesting. book... of Cartoons depicting "Happenings" on the China Coast.
PRICE $1.00.
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and at the Publishers
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China Mail Building.
BRING UP
TIN CENT
WORTH OF
FISH AN' DONT FER- GITA MEN
FER ME
CAT-
POLICE
GEEK AINT THE SUNRED
THAT AIN'T THE SUN-IT'S
MAGGIES DADDY'S UNDERWEAR YOU SEE-
AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, SOME RELATIVE OF MAGGIES WOULD RIDE BY HER HOUSE-
GENTLEMEN-THIS HERB-WILL REMOVE WARTS-FRECKLES-FALLIN ARCHES.. CLEANS SILVER-WARE-SHINES SHOES AN' IT COMES FROM BORNEO GOO.
GAU-GAU-A PLANT-ITS A DIME
TEN CENTS- ONETENTH OF A
DOLLAH-
HOW MAGGIE AN I USED TO LOOK THROUGH: BROKEN COLORED GLASS, BUT WE COULD NEVER SEE THE SUN ON WASH-DAY-
HONG KONG HEIGHTS
For the information of visitors the following list of some of the highest points on the Island and Mainland is published:--
Island.
Feet
**** 1,823
AN HOW WE USED.
TO LOVE TO LISTEN
TO THE MEDICINE.
FAKER ON THE CORNER.
I'VE MADE THREE TRIPS. AN' HE'S STILL THERE-I
THINK HE'S DEAD-
AN HOW MAGGIE CRIED WHEN I TOOK. HER TO SEE THE OLD MELODRAMA, NO ONE TO GUIDE HERËWE HAD THE
BEST SEATS IN THE GALLERY-
Victoria. Peak
Signal Station
2.4............ 1,774 2
Mt. Parker
1.724
Mountain Lodge.
1725
The Eyrie
1,726
Peak Hotel
1.805
Taikoo Banatorium
1,000
Mt. Davis ...
817
Bowen Road (Altarhads)
297
Mainland.
Feet
Talmoshan
8,124
Kowloon. Peak........
1,971
Drint
SHALLI BLOW THE HORN AN. WAKE UP THE
HORSE?
MAGGIES BROTHER. GABBY USED TO PLAY THE HARMONICA EVERY NIGHT UNTILA
NEIGHBOR:SHOTHIMAS
GIT UP- EVERYBODYS GONE HOME"
WHEN DINTY'S FATHER
USED TO LET MAGGIE GO WITH HIM ON HIS FISH:WAGON ON FRIDAYS-
AN HOW STEADY. MAGGIES BROTHER DANNY WUZ- HE.. COULD STAND FER. HOURS IN ONE POSITION-HE WUZ FOUR-YEARS-IN- THE SECOND GRADE AT SCHOOL-
MAGGIEWUZ." QUEEN OF THE MAY"AT MALAMPHY'S CUTIN'AN WAS TO RECITE" LITTLE BO
PEEP BUT WHEN SHE GÖT UP-NOT A DEEP COULD SHE SAY.
723
HER BROTHER LARRY ALWAYS 'SAO HEWUZ A FIGHTER, BUT I NEVER GOT THERE IN TIME TO SEE HIM FIGHT: HE
ALWAYS LYIN ONT
WHEN I ARRIVED-
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PLL TURN ON THE RADIO:AND WELL HAVE
·SOME› SWEET MUSICA
IM IN LUCK TO-DAY-A BOUGHT A STRAW HAT AT FITTEM AND SELLEM'S HAT STORE AND THEY GAVE. ME A BOX OF CANDY-TIL GIVE IT: TO ROSIE-
BEFORE WE GO INTO THE DANCE MUSIC, MAY WE SAY- {FITTEM AND SELLEM'S HAT STORES ARE GIVING AWAY: "A BOX OF CANDY WITH “
EACH HAT PURCHASED--
OH, ARCHIE, YOU LOOK SO HAPPY, WHAT
HAS HAPPENED?
GRACIOUS: I wouldn't WANT TO EAT SUCH CHEAP CANDY WOULD YOU,CEAR
I'M ALWAYS
HAPPY WHEN.
I SEE YOU, DARLING-
NO INDEED: MY DARLING-
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THINGS WE COULD
DO WITHOUT
LOOKS LIKE THE TELEPHONE
BOOK IN
HIS HAND-
BEFORE GOING INTO MYSPEECH, I WOULD LIKE
TO READ A FEW POEMS-
IN THE AFTER DINNER
OKE BE
NKER.