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THE HONGKONG (TELEGRAPH WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, 1949.
"Won't be a minute, sargo-just looking for me hideous, sloppy piece of cloth, if I may quote my M.P”
London Express Service
Sitting on the
CCORDING to an off.
cial 'statement issued by the sweethearts of
the Kremlin, the title Hero
of Socialist Labour, the
Order of The Red Banner,
Fence... by
and the Order of Lenin will NATHANIEL GUBBINS
be awarded to Russian
farmers for being good boys
In most countries medals are
.
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The MY SIDE OF LIFE
CHAPMAN PINCHER Column
FOR five years surgeons
hovo
wagged warning fingers at venture- some doctors trying a new drug on patients "whose proper place was on the operating table." Now the argu- ment has ended-in victory for those who rate the scalpel as a last resort.
...
dial, golf balls, an
arrow.
clockwork
To see what this means to castor-oil-bottles, strings of thousands of sick people, const- onions,
der the case of the 28-year-old steamer. wife who was sure she was going
to die.
When Dr Louis Laurent saw
her at the West London Hos-
pital ha diagnosis was denilo,
and ma
· SLEEPWA
Only those who sur repeatedly in their
The terrifying palpitations, the sleep can get full rest, argues excitability, the weight-loss, all Chicago
which
University Blumber-
pointed to thyroid poleoning. specialist Dr Nathaniel Kleit-
The thyroid gland,
man. His explanation-moving should slendy the release of enables n sleeper to relax each
nergy, was overworking like a part of the body in turn.
mostat set too high. with-
Is evidence drunk who out treatment the woman would sleeps completely still in al- reduce herself вод nerveus coholle atupor wakes up stim shadow always worn-out and sore. through steeplessness, yet re lentlessy driven to over-ever tion by excess energy.
Kleitman, who has Atudiect sleep and sleepers for 25 years, has belleves modern woman found the best insurance against Insomala--the nightly commeile routing.
Ho recommends men to de Five years ago the only sure vise some s'milor. mind-ensing All workers In Industry who remedy for this disturbingly drill for last half-hour
tbe refrain from throwing down their tools, or throwing them at common complaint lay in ho before lights-out. the foreman, according to their surgeon's hand. Removing part mood, the moment the shift of the thyroid from its sita in
rock
curb would over, shall become Heroes that industry.
of the
its
To reset an erring thermostat makes better sense than taking sway part of its mechanism. So Dr Laurent decided to try. the drug.
bear.
TEMPER, TEMPER
In his ex- cellent handbook ""Bea" keeper's
Folly!!
(Moc
donald, 158.)
Cambridge
aplarist John offers Ratclin
Ingenious
ឆវ
explanation of why bees! lose
activity,
But now there was this new Thus,
a boilermaker, who drug called thiouracil, which in Anishes his boiler, even if it some strange woy dampened takes him another five minutes the over-active thyroid down. in the cattle-breeding and paying his taxes while other headquarters who composes the
without pay, shall be known as dodge them forms to be filled up shall re-
n Hero Boilermaker. He will pig and poultry-rearing lark, naughty children with the money. and buy expensive motor-cars ceive the Degree for Incompre also get a medal, which he will hensive Literature and the Or- wear among other bollermakers awarded only for active servico
der of the Garrulous Scribe for at his peril. Then he will give himself the making ten words do instead of in various theatres of war, or-
On three aspirin-sized tablets ders and decorations for distin- Order of the Barking Doggies ont.
day his pretty patient rapidly guished service or personal gal- for not buying a gun and shout-
recovered. Within a month lantry in any one of those ing them on sight. With this All compilers of forms- shail theatres, providing the personal will go
become there were no more peaks in their temper at the sight of
woolly brown clothing -- the Order of
As railwaymen have the have the Gubbins Public Pest
over her bed. gallantry is observed in action Screaming Kiddies.
It reminds them of their almost 100 percent courteous the pulse-chart for not Award. Those who send them and helpful since the railways Her weight increased. Her tem- by the right people.
smacking their.behinds.s out and lick the envelopes shall Exceptions are awards of en-
be admitted into the Order of
were nationalised, they shall all perament improved, She went natural enemy--the honey-fond couragement badges to Boy
He will also present to him. Gum
So Tasters. Every Christ- be Railway Heroes and all have home happy and unscarred.
more successful Scouts,
and self the Tattered Banner with mas, they will each get a great porter who told Uncle, Natkins cases have been
medals--that is all except the Guides.
ported that reported Brownies.
Moth Couchant for wearing his sheet of paper smothered in wet ancient tweed jacket, Moth'
to look at the time-table thiouracil has supplanted sur- ha gum and have their noses rub.
as the "treatment of As the Russian farmers will Relish, day after day throughout bed in it.
when he asked about the de-gory
* not be on active service in the, the years, despile the callous
parture of a train.
choice for thyroid poisoning.
bread Chief credit for this major military sense, the title "Hero Jaughter
must be better than of sniartly-dressed '- Loyal and diligent enforce-
because it is "mora of Socialist Labour" strikes an frierids, who do not understand ment
Girls serving behind the bars advance must go to Dr E. white ofcers and snoops will odd note in Western cars.
re natural" is being prepared at that he is unable to buy new
In railway buffets will become Astwood, the American fot the Yellow clothes and dentures for foreign
Banner, of Railway Heroines If they give searcher,
used the the millers research station, St.. who first
Albans, Herts, visitors at the same time.
Snoopery, a keyhole rampant you a cup of coffee when you drug. and a snooper couchant on
ask for tea.
But without persistence of field of dried egg.
physicians 11ko waste. They will be given a medal if practising they can tell the difference. Laurent thlournell would nover Girls observed to smile at have reached the shelves of one, tired traveller once in the G.P/s: dispensary. year will be awarded a clasp to their medal and be mention- ed in, despatches.
Girl
Brownie lore
0
Fany British Government was
stupid enough to award similar title to British farmers, their big red faces would go purple with embarrassment, and every rustic tavern would echo with derisive laughter.
"It would.
therefore, appear as plain as the nose on Molotov's
*
A
Maybe the imaginative and Hero boilermaker generous French people, grate- ful for his free dental service, HAT other children shall the will strike a special medal on benevolent Unde
make him his behalf and member of the Legion Denture, reward?
Natkins
་
face t that either the Com Moreover, he hopes that the There shall be medals for bus
munists.
str, like the Fascists Nazis, are hopelessly
away.
J
awarded to
Medals will ba waiters who do not look mall. clous as they cross everything
And
of the menu but the macaroni cheese: also to those who are able so to compose their CX-
many
ONIONI JN NEST
*
THOSE VITAMINS
Counter-blow to the argument that brown
In prewar days the wheat--
which nów darkens
bread and then went to feed. poultry and pige, was known
O to be rich in vitamin B, So. overtager dieticians, condemned. white flour although we got the vitamin back in bacon and- eggs.
י,
There seems to work with fine noodles and a ba a touch of microscope, spectacled Dr J. J. Surrealism C. Hinton has found that the about the gan_bulk_of_the_ B in a sack of nets
· 110 W wheat waste is concentrated in breeding round Britain few tiny Bakes.
Now by delicate detective
and Navy, remembering his gallant drivers who allow at least two or that the Russian peasants are on several
Insane, endurance of their hospitality-passengers-to-board the bus
occasions without
driving. Incredibly simple creatures, the falling
fat on his face, will before. perfect victims for cynical ex- award him the Order, of
The medals for taxi drivers who do ploitation.
Pink Gin.
not make ugly grimaces if you want them to take you some pressions as to conceal a hopo where and they went to go that even that will polson you found in their seaweed nesia flakes and restore them to the
includo a rèd coat, a brass sun- flour.
:
Heaped with
honours
10 nil
For that is known of them, except through the writings of Russian authors now dead, they may never progress beyond the mental
ot ago
A Brillah Brownie, blushing with prido because the troop leader has HAT awards shall Uncla awarded her a badge for being. W Natkins give to the
good the best girl at Brownie loro. and clever children under his
Your Uncle Natkins, always care?
a child at heart, thinks it a plty that the British people are not simple, too.
His favourite child. Slr Wal-
He shall be Hero of
-Dead
the
somewhere else.
-(London Express Service)
FREDERICK COOK'S CABLE-LETTER:
Other scientiste, led by Dr coasts. Decora- Thomas Moran, are perfecting. divo item a machine to rescue these
Army wives have too many maids
3
that most
tic "Persian lamb” is possible.
The flakes are too few small to discolour, flour. when Strachey gives the green signal for the white loaf, critics should be silenced all round. WANT A CHANGE ?
and
So
heart you lose at 17 is not the heart you lose at 27,
The evidence Vicomes from
·AJOR-GENERAL Herman
in which the experiments of the 159; scientists are' their own- gulsea--
New York, Mr Charles. F. Kettering, The issue came up when a dron Smithers, shall be heaped
LL over America the famous inventor, research con- New York fashion house was But for their jeering laughter with honours.
A chief complaint among Meters Corporation,
men, tell me, it seems sultant and director of General accused of having sold Peralanom what the atom- they might live like little chil-
Jamb that had not in fact that a 50-year-old human body- dren under the patemal
The reason, maya Mr Ketter- grown on the Persian plateau. like a 30-year-old hammer guidance of Communist Daddy Mother of Parliaments for ask wives is "I simply cannot
ing, is that they were "opa ing the maddest questions in get a maid."
The ruling is regarded in the that has bad five, new handler. Horner, or Communist Daddy the only madhouse not entirely
by multi-millionaire trade as of vital importance, and five new heads. They s15- But wives of American troops pressed" Pollitt, or even Daddy Palme
for it may racan that. controlled by the Ministry of in Germany are sending home fathers and mothers.
pect that every
particle making Dutt, who sooms to be the
Health.
in Doctors agree with Mr Ket- karakul sheep can be bred that they have too complaints
up the body is replaced
at least daddy of them all, receiving re-
He shall get the Order of the many. There is not enough left,fering, that the rich man is not the American, prairies, domes-onco in every, ton years. So tha wards and punishments accord-
to be envied ing to their behaviour.
offer them to do. Pan, the Banner
Every American army family In the absence of such bless- Sublime Foolery, and Gub- ings you
pollsters find shall live for a few bins Award for Glorious Non-In Germany gets a maid free. LOWER down the social scale
But domestic help is so cheap minutes under tho paternal sense. guidance of Uncle Natkins, who,
and there is such a demand for American: men-about-the-house-Feldman, If he can think of anything with Americans because of wash the dishes. because he loves you all so else he would like he can have the extra food and other privi- Questions to husbands and Army Quartermaster Corps, has pigs. They take harmless, radio- much, has thought up some that, too.
leges that most families cannot wives reveal that 69 percent of been telling Congress he has to active drinks, then give them awards for the good and clever He is one of the fow men children entrusted to his care. who have ever made his uncle resist the temptation to take on the husbands help with the stock 150 different sizes and selves a daily once-over with
housework Almost 70 percent shapes of army boots, 100 of an atom-ray detector
Noting how","long" different laugh at the printed word (s00 Betty O'Regan, former Red of those holding a college degree them standard.
atatistician tissues stay, radio-detive gives a Tattered Banner parlament reports), and
Congressional uncle is probably the only, man home:
Cross girl in Frankfurt, writes do so, as against only 69 percent
"Bridge
has become of those who went to slementary maintains that the U.S. soldier's clus to how long they fast. in the country who belleves he
of getting boots that at
AND LASTUY'. -18 28 times better than Almost half the men help to really
In the More than six out of ten help Red Army enjoys The Ris- with the dishor,, though only slana, according to this BANKERS, brokers, company half admit that they do so to authority, have but one width
one with robot rubber trog and - shipping spilarly. Twelve percent gloomily and sex lengths. military glory, unlike other all-ar
the prater by an electóc bat- powerful comie uncles who give Mr Bloodsucker, the income magnates who make up the confess that they always wash The Brush Tommy is better hooked and propelled through
off than Ivan, but not so pam-tery. themselves the rank of field- tax collector, shall have the New York Chamber of Com- the dishes.
It will catch more fishermen marshal, before they know the Order of the Pen Pal for whit-merce may come to work in' me
THE US Government have pered as the GI The British duties of lance-carporal,...‚'he Ing-305?- latters a year,” tó, his] limousines and lunch. E now ruled that: Persian. Block" only full sizes in • ihres than f will, first of all, make · himself, unclö, and the anonymous the finest clubsekonde
lamb need not come from Fer- widths, a total of 24 varieties.
«(London) Express seroics), Hero of the Inland Revenue for genius at the Inand - Revenue But deep down they are-
---{London Express Service). miserable, unhappy lot, saya" sin.
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some more.
bis
FOLLOWING in the footsteps is doing it all on purpose. For almost a mania. People get ter-schoole
ribly bored. They have so many
4
chanco
Natkins will begin by awarding.
of other totalitarian uncles, a laugh, like the professional servants they don't know what some extent with the cooking. that the foot-sikker wicked and otherwise, Uncle comedians.
to do”de
chaltmen
some medals, to himself......
As he has no desire for
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