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IN AND OUT OF PARLIAMENT

By Ernest Thurtle, M.P.

N interesting political development is the

Aetating nou al de strong Socialist

Christian group within the Labour movement,

The full title of the body is Parliamentary Socialist Christian Group. Its chairman' is Mr T. Skeffington-Lodge, M.P. for Bedford.

So far membership consists of 08 M.P.s (including a number of Cabinet Ministers) and nine peers.

This organisation may provide Sir Stafford Cripps' with impressive support within his.party. for it secks to mobilise opinion in favour of the viow which the Chancellor frequently expresses publicly, namely, that Christianity is the one great force which can stabilise and strengthen democracy against totalitarian menaces.

FROM the outset it was clear that the "Nenni" telegram was too grave an affront to Labour loyalty for it to be passed over lightly by tho leadership.

So it has proved, though the national execu- tive have taken an even stronger line than many expected.

Mr John Platts-Mills is the chief sufferer from the disciplinary arm, but that seems to be but justice. since he was obviously the chief. offender.

An attractive man personally, he might well, had he so chosen, have become a power in Labour's ranks.

Every Wednesday in the Telegraph:

W

Sitting on the

"ELL," said the Sweep,

"I see we got Luxem-

burg on our side for

the next bit of trouble."

"That's right," I said.

"That ought to make them there

little old Russians sit up and lake notice."

"It certainly ought."

"Because you can't muck about with little old Luxemburg."

"Too true, you can't."

"Cor sufferin

wars." said the Sweep, "the last time i read a bit in the paper about the little old Luxemburg Army they ad twelve generals, art a dozen sergeants and a couple of men. And very nice,

too."

"Very nice."

"Except for the couple of men," sold the Sweep. "Cor stone the crows, I don't reckon I'd be a very appy private with six generals and three sergeants all to meself."

"Nor me," I said,

une

Ho

"It's bad enough when you share

general between 50,000. always seems to pick on you."

"He certainly do."

"All the same," said the Sweep, "you don't want to start sneerin al file old Luxemburg."

"I ain't sneerin," I said.

Every little elps."

"That's right."

"If we adn't ad a bit of trouble with them there little old Argentinos we might av ad them on our side, too."

"We might."

"With five out-of-date warships and Ove admirals thrown in."

"Lovely," I said.

"And you don't want to start sneerin at that neither," said the Sweep. To my way of thinkin there's a lot of sense in avin five admirals, if you're in a bit of a scrap."

"Go on 7" 1 zaki.

If

"And I'll tell you for why. four of them's sensick you've still

got one."

"Too true you' ave."

"So what are you laughin at?" "I ain't laughin.”

Fence

by NATHANIEL

GUBBINS

be a Christian Socialist, a dirty Bolshevik Fifth Columnist.

Of course, Emily is more frigh- tened than ever, if that's possible, though she's feeling rather cock-a- hoop because she's turned out to be right about Russia. Although I told her you can sometimes be right for the wrong reasons, maintains that she knew this was coming all along.

she

Florrie came round to tea (last of the fish spread) and told us the Russians have a bomb which will blow up whole countries, let alone cities, and will soon offer the demo- ultimatum, "World Com- cracies an munist or The End."

As she was always so right about the Germans' new weapons, we all

felt a bit funny.

As for Emily she passed right out and was bitten by dear, darling Porgy. He always does this when she makes a fool of herself, though I expect it's only his nerves.

☆ ☆

The Whist Club intellectuals and Gentlewomen's Impoverished the True Blue Conservative Association have been at it again hammer and tongs this time about the security of the State.

locked

up

at once.

dimeult to adjust myself to modern conditions which involve mixing to some extent with one's socini In- feriors and cats who are not quite out of the top drawer.

Although I am capable of

some other eats made lonely by the modern trend

towards a classless society, who would care to make the acquaintance of one of the old school?

I give my full name, which I hope you will observe is spoit with two small "Is."

Sir un

✰ +

Bu

UT almost from the beginning of his parliamentary career it was clear that he lacked the team spirit, or that he was in the wrong team.

elsom His loyalties were either where. or his individual ·Concop- tion of what

right was

wns for stronger than his sense of duty to

wire

his party.

The Nenni

flouting party polley was only the last of a series of such rebellious actions.

The fact that you have written "I am not a mob" proves that you

the 21 members S. regards are one, even if your subsequent A confronted with the ultimatum remarles had not confirmed it.

the from

executive, the general By this absurd attitude you have

Parliamentary Labour is completely isolated yourself from view of cats who may snarl and growl over that most of these, but probably not their meat and may be scarred by a al, will give the required pledge an hundred battles, but are nevertheless to future conduct.

There ap worth a dozen fireside loungers like

preciating the worthiness of alley you. cats, and have always realised that their upbringing and environment are largely responsible for their be- haviour, find it extremely difficult meet Д congeulul companion to among cats who, after all said and done, simply do not speak one's language.

It is one thing to be on friendly, though distant, nodding terms with cats of the lower orders, but quite another to be treated as an equal by

one

those with whom

would not have shared a saucer of milk in the old days.

Do you think I am hopelessly out of date, or do you think there are

is some regret that all Despite pour alleged title and your these members are being treated as to the same degree, two small "fs," I doubt if you be-being guilty long to the true aristocracy as they when it is obvious that such is not are usually capable of mixing with the case.

However, what is demanded of all claries without embarrassment,

From your letter I would judge them is not an apology for the past, you to be a

be a bourgeois cas of the but an undertaking for the future. worst possible type.

Therefore, my advice to you is te dron the two small "fs, call yourself plain Fluß, get out on the files with the boys, and forget the H

old school.

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[ECTOR M©NEIL, sturdy young Scot, is a good Minister to send Surrounded by other

If you care to call at the address abroad. I have forwarded. I could give you nationals, he speaks out, and never a whiri with the new schoot that lets the side down. would make your fur stand on end.

HERE'S THE KEY TO

THE DOLLAR CHEST

By C.V.R.

THOMPSON

himself.

New to

not as one INTRODUCED is to regard America An Intellectual who said the ten- country, but as seven. He says we newsmen as Britain's dency of majorities to lock up mi-will never sell goods here if we sell Sinatra, crooner norities

wor

His speech at Geneva, at the 60- cation conference 011

freedom of information, was a

vigorous, challenging exposition of the British standpoint.

I would not call Hector eloquent, or indeed particularly skilled in the making of graceful phrases, but he Is as cound on a beli on democratic- fundamentals.

A

MEASURED calm in the face of provocative altack is not his line. Very human, he explodes fairly

quickly under pressure, but always for the right rensons

for

The Intellectuals maintained that

NEW YORK. Truman if he will consider a mission from

for a basis for be debarred nobody should

CZECH-BORN Baron Rolf to Moscow to look Stale service because of his political

Beck, owner of a British peace. Mr. Ike will not commit opinions, and the True Blues replied that if that was so we might just as motor accessories firm, is on

Fascist Foreign his way back to Britain with WHAT MR IKE thinks of

what General well have had

very much Minister in 1939 and lost the war his pockets bulging with dollar-ke thought of it. "Wars are stupid overnight.

and can be stupidly started." Then the intellectuals said we were earning orders.

With a slightly nasal intonation Was different He got them by bringing over n

PROPHETS have he delights in delivering blunt home- at war then, which

car equipped with his PCONOMIC

plucked up their courage and truths in preference to the polito and the True Blues replied that we luxury are at war now, and as every Com-gadgets, and driving 8,000 miles promised America there would not cliches of diplomacy. munist is dedicated to sell his coun- through the U. S.

In short, he personifles the try to the Soviet they ought to be His chief tip to Brillsh salesmen be a slump for at least two years.

York democrat militant, and is there- tho the right match Frank fore

is opt to Johnny Green totalitarian militant he a sign of nuilonal to the U.S. as a unit.

for leaving encounter on-his-journeys abroad. this ranson hysteria was howled down, and a Baron Rolf Beck points. to New

"Their music is corny. England: York as the least receptive to British I prefer American swing." woman who got up and sald that majorities had always

CTORS' UNIONS in Hollywood up minorities (such as criminals and Rod and advises Britain to by-

that the Says he: "Outside New York I

tax aro protesting lunatics) and that in totalitarian Pass New York completely. countries the lunatics merely hap found

D sizable a colossal market, with no agreement may cause pened to be in the majority, bad a resistance to British accent, British reentage of film production to be Hollywood to transferred from "The skin orf your nose," said, plate thrown at her.

Best American ""countries" for Britain and leave their members out The gardener, who has pictures of foods, or British people." Karl Marx and Harry Pollitt hug Britain in order of their importance of work. up in the tool shed, has refused to Texas and the South-West, Cult plant anything this spring as he has

do to had instructions from the Kremlin.

Your lovingly.

Aunt Maud,

"Nothing like takin sensible pro- cautions," cald the Sweep.

"Nothink," I said.

And as anythink might appen any day now, you might

as well take the sensible precaution of avin another while you can."

"Thank you."

the Sweep.

The skin of yourn."

Billo

Letter from an aunt t

XY dear Boy,

M

Your Uncle Fred has not been so happy since 1940 when he joined

was

locked

the Home Guard. He has already Lottie's case book

pressed his thaki trousers and writ

ten to the War Office for a commis-

cat

CHRISTOPHER Mayhew, Under-

Secretary at

the Foreign Office can fairly be described as one of the Junior Ministerial successes.

He 13 young-only 32 and his brain is first rald Because he is

a product of Haileybury and Oxford.

fornia, the Mid-West, New Orleans THIRTEEN Philadelphia children his appointment, in October 1940.

who

went and the South, Florida.

"starvation dict" after all turdship among that it will not leave the U.S. lost an average

DETROIT has decided

on

a

week's occasioned some muttering about old

to

illustrate school tie favouritism, Europe's children,

All this is now forgotten, for in

of 41b. in weight, a difficult office he has shown himself

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Britain becomes too ftet mignon, potato croquettes, Just in case serious a competitor, companies are strawberries, cake, ice cream,

experiments with # Here is further advice ofered by continuing

small model but will not manufac- THE WILL of Miss Mary I. Clay, sion before the Ironmonger, his ex- Lettic, eline intellectual, to

of Philadelphia, leaves £18,750 MA, Mr Bevin, have to be ture it. platoon commander, can get in fret. readers with problems to solve.

to her nine cats, which are to have "salaried caretaker, the run of the He is accusing even Simonite L-

new job as a university first floor of my house, fresh chopped berals (whatever they are) of being

stewing, canned Communists and is openly calling AM a tom cat of good family and, chancellor, Mr Elsenhower is being beef, lamb for

by emissaries of President salmon, milk, and bread." the poor tronmonger, "whiD tries to ulthough not + Enob. And it innked

NANCY

HER APPETITE

Looks Are Deceiving

IS FINE--

SHE'S

ALWAYS

I THINK MY LI'L SICK BIRD IS FEELING BETTER

TODAY

HUNGRY

EVEN BEFORE he settles down to

By Ernie Bushmiller

-ERNIE BUSHMILLER | HEY---THAT'S

NO WORM

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Not a few of these come from his colleagues sitting behind him, but

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