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THE TALE OF AN UNCOMBED Bridge
This is
about Jonathan Snow. You remember him?
Jonathan Snow
was ap. prenticed to the baricy-stick curling trade at an early ago, He might have flourished at this, but unfortunately ho do- veloped the pornicious habit of twisting the sticks of barley- sugar to the left, instead of to the right, and was dismissed with ignominy.
Buyout
DỨT you, must remember
epilaph written by an illiterate friend of his which does not make it any the less poignant:
"Toor Jonathan Snowy
Away did go
Over the ragen main.
With other malls
For to catch walls
And ne'er was seen agane," Anyway, when Jonathan was dismissed from the barley-stick
curling factory with ignominy al he bud were the clothes he stood up in and the ignominy which he wore in chamois-leather bag next his skin.
it
He was an orphan, of course, All his people were arplans. R was fatal to be a parent in the Show family, and Jonathan vowell, while still a youth, that he would never become a parent.
Later he altered the vow slight- ly. He vowed he would own up Lo being a parent. This saved him a lot of bother in after years.
Snow experienced a number of vickalludes before his disappear- ance. He was standing iniserably on the waterfront one day when at tail man with a beard approached hirn.
"Would like to catch whales?" sald the stager,
BEACHCOMBER
"I'm the best bounder on the island," said Jonathan...
"Watch me."
"Why? Have you lost some?" asked Snow.
The stranger then slugged Snow with a stellon of gaspipe and the next thing he knew was that_he was ut seo in
Ho then bounded.
happened to Snow has been mystery up till now.
He was washed up on an island. and found that food was abundant on the island, so he set about building the foe'sle of a
A hut. kut.
as
whaling ship.
The captain
was known Black McGinty, and he had a alift of bashing members of the crew in the face with whatever happeried to be handy. Naturally, this made it pretty monotonous for
the crew.
Show, however, was a hordy lad, and soon he was diving over- board strangling whales with his bare hands and tossing them onto the deck,
In an excess of zeal one day he overdid Wings. He started throw- ing them aboard two at a time, The ship couldn't take 1. and down she went.
That much
known. What
Not anything about the
native he attempted to chop down a native rubber-tree. The ихе rebounded and cut hits leg off at the waist, seriously incon-.. veniencing him.
Thereupon he decided to make himself a wooden leg, and gnawed the tree down with his teeth. I told you before he was a hard
mun.
Once again his choice of timber vas unfortunate, because every time he put his artificial Jeg down he used to bounce to the air. But he soon got, used to fils.
So long as he landed on his face he was all right. Landing on his feel end, of course, that he just
Brain Teasers DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE?
Here are some more brain tensera The answers-are-in- column 5,
1.
What is the M.0.1.?
2. "What is your new tele- phone number?" said George to Helen.
"I can always remember," she said, "because it consists of four different figures in. descending order of value (not necessarily consecutive num- bers) and happens to be dnddy's car number reversed. Morcover, the two numbers added together come to 14553.
What is her telephone num ber?
3. You've heard of the Gestapo, or German Secret Police. Who is at the head of this organisation?
4.
What was the name of the Belgian who became fam- ous when he went out to meet
the approaching
German
Army at Brussels in 19147
He died this month.
5. What does "Der Tag" mean
In English?
6. Through the
through
Wie vales Softly coo the dovest But... blow the vernal
youthful lovcal
gules That
The missing words have the same six letters. Con you fnd Chem?
7. In which Russian port did the Eremen hide when chased by the Royal Navy?
8. Who is the Finnish Foreign Minister? Jis name
was men-
tioned many times on the radio during the days of Russo-Finnish tension.
9. Who are the "Wrens"?
10. Create anagrams from the following:
YOU'VE heard of all these dividunts, and three definitions for
people,_but_can__you_tell_what__cach.__low_many_can_you.identify_ they do? For instance, is a mum- 'correctly? Each correct answer mera theatrical perfumer, a man counts ten points. A score of 60 who never says a word, or a child's is fair: 80, good; more than that, mother? The first answer is cor exceptional. Answers are on page rect. But here are ten other In-
1. Meteorologist
2. Poltroon
3. Sourdough
Weather prophet Suktier
Gold prospector
4. Cryptographer Code expert 5. Bibliomaniaz
6. Dragoman 7. Philatelist 1. Benedict
9. Chirognomist
10. Nustier
Book thier Weight lifter Musiclan Stoo! pigeon Panhandler Slaughterer
FUNNY SIDE UP
10.
Astral physicist Coward Cultured tramp Archaeologist Bouk collector Guide Secret agent Beadle
Palmist Cattle thief
Auto racer Broggart Pretzel baker Mausoleum builder
Bible reader Porter
Stamp collector Newlywed Penman Ranch owner
By Abner Dean
Bute. DEAN
11. What was the dulo when
We're trying something different in a plot girl, but thon" "meots gorilla!"
boy moots
"Sec. RN.'s glant battle ship."
This cuckoo has no nest."
Hiller attacked Poland7.
had to keep on bouncing. His pro- gress was perforce somewhat er- ratie.
It didn't do his face much good, elther, but Jonathan was tough. He could take it. He counted It
a lucky day when he could land
on something soft.
It was on one of his lucky days that he met a dusky malden called- Oolata,
She saw him bounding about and asked, with quiet dignity, "What's the big idea?"
Jonathon was pink with embur- rassment,
"I beg your pardon, blast you!" he said in his rough, scaman-like way.
You're a boundert" exclaimed the maiden.
"Too right I am!" said Jonathan, pounding himself on the chest. "I'm the best bounder on this Island! Watch me!" He then bounded.
"Marvellous!" cried the malden. "But tell me, sallar-must you always land on your face?"
"It saves me shaving," he re- plied, gruffly.
"What glorious big brute you are!" she cried, her eyes shining. "I feel that I could ke you."
"Well," said Jonathan, thought- fully, "If you do I could pouch a nice plate of steak and eggs." Jun- athan had his dull moments.
"I am afraid you don't under- stand me," said the maiden, coyly. Say that again and I'll knock you cold," said Jonathan.
She said it again and he bowled her with a snappy right cross.
They were practically as good as married,
Snow is getting old now. Ic peddles bootlaces and back studs down at the Crown and Anchor. His wife runs a sly-grog shop in the suburbs. All the children are out of work.
Isn't le hell for the poor!
Fun and Games
.
Dept.:
1. This, guests and playmates, is the sternest lest of sobriety and concentration I know. You read aloud a given passage from a book, while at the same time you try to write down the alphabet on a separate sheet of paper. You must not pause in your reading, nor in your writing. You'll do and say the silliest things.....
2. "Reven kool" is really on- other way of writing "Never look backwards." Do you get the lden? Now unravel: (a) B care u x the rond. (b) û X al is often no uu. (c) Victory 1 m pppp. (d) 1 2222 and 2 4 1 and i'i'u and u 4 me.
A (c) good by the 1 ii may open then in vell (1) y x nnnn? (0) I want uit your brains. my puzzles.
In Column Five.)
3.
(Answers
Write on pieces of paper a number of inconsequential sub- Jects - "Mothers-in-law," "The most beautiful woman In the world," "Should spats be abol- ished, "Bables," elc-fold, place in a bat: Each player draws a paper then, for two minutes, the must lecture his audience on subject he's picked - without breath- thinking or pausing for Splendid training if you're ever thinking of entering Parliament.
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Problems
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The following hands are, I sug- gest, typical of those upon which So many players come grief through sheer bad play, although- and more's the pity-they only realise it if it is pointed out to them, and but seldom by their own analysis.
X, X, X
♡ Q, 10, x
OA, K, J, a
44.3.0
N
B
K. 1. I
J. X. I
The contract was "Four Hearts" by South, neither East nur West having bld. The score was N-S, Game, E-W, 0. West opened withi
the of Clubs.
South considered the situation, and then, having "taken a view (a euphemism for being wrongt) that West was leading from the King,
let the 2 run up to his Queen. East, however, took the trick with the
King and returned the 10 of Spades. As West Spude tricks, held A, Q, J, X, three
X
lost
South so, with the Club trick already lost, The he was one down. Naturally, bemoaned his bad luck until North made the following well-chosen re- marks (or something to the same effect): "Bad lock, my fool! Why don't you count up your winners and losers? In this case, Four Hearts' was unbeatable with five Hearts, four Diamonds and the Ace of Clubs, at least. Now I suppose we shall lose the rubber." They did.
Apart from the failure to count up the possibilities of a hand such as this, X belleve that so many playere of South's entibre long to play's hand in the mast dificult or risky way possible instead of in a straightforward manner. I know one very crudile player who is read everything he could lay his hands on and could be really good but for this peculiar failing which he indulgen on every possible occasion, to the grave financial prejudice of his partners-And himself.
Now for the "second"ħand:-~
*x, 1, 1
A, 10, z, z
Ŏ A. Q, X, X
N
8
◆ A, 10, x
♡ x, x.
A, K, Q. 10, x, x. T
"Three No-trumps" by South, and West led the 2 of Spades,
Bouth immediately assumed that with nine Clubs to the A, K, Q. the sult would break for him. He was wrong because there were four to the Knava in one hand against him, and he was one down. The 2 was an illuminating lead as it marked West with only four Spades, unless he was falen-landing, so South could afford to lose three Spades and one Club. Therefore, on getting in with the Ace of Spades on the third round, he should have led a small Club and conceded one trick in the sult. T could still make his contract with six Clubs and the three outside Aces.
It is all so simple-afterwards, when pointed out. North again did the paint. ing out, but South merely remarked that even North was right "ono wouldn't expect the Clubs to le so badly." (Shades of safety-play1) There ts no hope for a player like that, Un- willing to admit a mistake, he refuses gently help oven when kindly and proffered.
ANSWERS
TEASERS
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FUN AND GAMES
(a) Be careful, atop before you crass the road; (b) an excuse is often no use; (c) I am for pears after victory:, (4) tea for two and two for tea and I for -you and you for me; (e) a good stroke by the Allies may open the enemy's eves; (f) why buy forglant: (a) 1 want you to teain your brains over my. puzzles, nothing" also,
DO YOU KNOW?
1. Weather prophet 6. Gulde 2. Coward
3. Gold prospector 4. Code expert 5. Book collector
7. Stamp collector 8. Nowlywed
D. Palmist
10. Cattle thief
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