THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,
ALESMAN
AM
by SWANKS.
© 1925 GY NEA SERVICE, INC.
8-30-25
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER
YOU WANT
WORTH OF BED BUG POISONI. WHY- THAT'S ENOUGH TO KILL ALL WORLD
BED-BUGS IN
I KNOW IT- WE'VE GOT..
HEM
AGAIN
WE FIND
OUR HERO
SAM
HOWDY"
ON THE ROAD
| SELLING
ANYTHING
FROM
TOOTHPICKS
TO-
PIANOS
TO THE
THOUSEWIVES
OF
AMERICA
AH! MY FIRST CUSTOMER - HERES HOPING I MAKE A SALE TO START
THE DAY RIGHT ·
Rooms FarL
WINT
BEG PARDON SIR- ALLOW ME TO INTEREST YOU. IN ONE OF THESE ·FINE HAND-PAINTED CELLULOID FRYING PANS - GUARANTEED NOT TO WEAR- TEAR OR SMELL BAD-ALSO WE GIVE ABSOLOUTLEE." —
FREE ETC-ETC-ETC
HR İLATER
SAY-IF YOU'RE TALKING" TO "HIM HOURE WASTING YOUR TIME-HE'S
STONE DEAF
YESSIR-THESE. ĮSTOGIES ARE 6, FOR SE
HOW MANY DO YOU
WANT?
STOGIB
WELL-LESSEE- G FOR 54-OR 5 FOR 4 4
4 FOR 34-3 FOR 2¢
2 FOR 14 OR ONE FOR NOTHING T
I'LL TAKE ONE
00
SPONGES YES [MA'M: HOW MANY DID YOU WANT?
OH- JUST A HALF OF ONE ONLY WANT ENOUGH TO MAKE A
SPONGE-CAKE
WHAT!- ONLY 50¢ FOR:
THIS PAIR OF SHOES ?- I'LL SAY I'LL TAKE 'EM- HOW COME YOU'RE
SELLING«'EM 90.
CHERP?
'CAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FOR TH LEFT FOOT
·OH BOY I'VE MADE 50 SALES ALREADY!! TODAY WHEE NOW I CAN STICK MY NOSE UP IN TH' AIR AT ANY OTHER
SALESMAN IN TOWN ·
FESH FRIGH
TODAY
TAKE ONE
WHY TH': SAM HILL DONT YOU KEEP YOUR FISH OFF TH SIDE-WALK
•WHERE THEY BELONG ?!!!
TH' BLOOMIN IDIOT - WELL- I CANT LET THAT INTERFERE WITH MY WORK- I GOTTA" WHOLE "AFTERNOON OF SELLING AHEAD OF ME
WE DON'T WANT.
NO FISH TODAY
FESH FRISH
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