HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION).
A
PAGE FOR THE
KIDDIES.
JAISEMAN SAM
TELEGRA
onion
SOKNOW
HITCH nax CITY
TAKE FIRST TRAIN TO MBURO, GUZZLEM CHIQ, AND BINY UP PLL STOCK OF GOMN'S MADIC MUD THERE
(GIMME AT
TICKET TO
MAURO ..PLEASE
YOU BET-COME BACH TOMORROW AND I'LL HAVE IT. ALL READY FOR YD
RAIL
I DON'T WANT A TICKET TO MAURO. TOMORROW WANT A TICKET TODAY TO
MAURO,
Dawgonit They Sound the Same
WHY SHOULD
I GIVE IT TO YOU TODAY' WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT TOMORROW?
(DAI) A MINUTE - WERE ALL BOWLED." UP- ASK ME WHEN I'M GOING.
ALL RIGHT WHEN ARE YOU GONG?
TM GOING. TODAY, NOW ASX:"
ME WHERE I'M GOING..
ALL RIGHT AGRIN
WHERE PRE
YOU GOING
WHY-I'M GOING
·TO MAURO
RAILSBAD
BY SWAN
AWI- GO ON HOME
CLOSED
Lassitude
is a sure sign of a weakened system. Build up strength now before serious illness has a chance to grip you. Ask for
Scott's Emulsion
It brings health to all.
MOMN POP
GEE I WISH I COULD FIGURE OUT, SOME WAY TO WIN CORA'S HEART I'VE TAKEN HER OUT TO LUNCH AND BOUGHT HER NICE PRESENTS - MAYBE FI TOOK HER TO A GOOD SHOW I COULD MAKE AN IMPRESSION
OH BOOTS-TELEPHONE !
The Boss Knows Face Value
GEE THERE'S A SWELL, SHOW COMING TO THE PALACE 'THIS WEEK AT 4 BUCKS PER SEAT- HERE'S MY CHANCE TO MAKE A BIG SPLASH WITH CORA PROVIDING I CAN GET THE BOSS TO ADVANCE ME & BUCKS ON MY NEXT WEEKS PAY-
MR DOWNER. I'M A LITTLE PRESSED FINANCIALIÒ AND I WONDER IF YOU'D CARE. TO ADVANCE ME & DOLLARS ON MY NEXT WEEKS'
WAGES
BUT WHAT SECURITY
DO L GET-
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
SOUNDS LIKE JIMMIE !
IT SOUNDED WORSEN THAT YESTERDAY ! EVERY PHONE IN TH BUILDING WAS ON TH BIM
"LO, JIMMIE ! 'LO! WHO, FOR ME? OR I CAN'T IMAGINE? FLOWERS CANDY ? TICKETS FOR TH SHOW T'NIGHT?
A New Arrival
WHAT FOR ME? OH-H WHY BLESS YOUR OLD HEART! YEAH, HURRY!
WASHINGTON TUBBS
THERE
MR OFFICA THERE HE IS!
THAT'S HIM!
POOR BERTRAMI OK BOY-BUT
AIN'T RE GONNA CATCH, IT!
THIS
IS TH HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
OH GLEE, GLEE!
WHEE. SEE THAT BIC BO20' HE'S GONNA CET ARRESTED' LOOK'-TH' DETECTIF'S GOT 'IM~ NOW. THEY'RE
ARGUING SEE' LOOKY' THEY'RE COMIN' THIS
NG. WAY!
WELL CAN'T NOU, TAKE THE WORD OF AN HONEST
MAN?...
By Taylor
WELL I MIGHT-
BRING HIM INI!
By Martin
YOU DONT NEED T'WORRY ABOUT BURGLAR'S BREAKING IN NOW, BOOTS! YOU CAN FEEL PERFECTLY SAFE
IT'S ALWAYS FAIR WEATHER NO SPIKA DA
4 WHEN GOOD FELLOWS MOOCH ENCLEESA
GET TOGETHER-WASSA DAT
YOU SAY?
AW, JIMMIE GEE; ISN'T HE CUTE ?
By
Crane.
DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN', DERNIT!
NOTHIN
LOCO-CRAZY! TALK AWLA DA TIME AN' DON'T"
SAY NOTHIN”
FUNNY STORIES.
THE PLOT THICKENS
Martin-What makes the plot thicken?
Marriot A few stirring scenes.
- Answers,
PUZZLING, TOO.
The Boy Papa, why did you marry mama?
The Father-Hello, my bay, is it beginning to puzzle you also?- Answers.
FEMININE FOR EARL "What is the feminine for earl?'' "Wall-it is usually heiress." -Pitt Pantherí:
MILLIONAIRE THRIFT
"At the house, party I mistook a colobrated millionaire for a butler and tipped him a dollar. Afterwards we had a good laugh over the affair."
"A whimsical episode to bo
sure.
"Yes, but he never handed back the dollar."Louisville Courier Journal.
WELL MARRIED Ethlyn-Did she marry woll? Methlyn-Liston, dearie! She bas two chauffeurs-one for driv ing and one for courting.-Life.
A REAL OPTIMIST. "What's an optimist?" "A man who carries a cork- sorew"-Kasper, Stockholm.
NO SPEED LAW THERE.
A guest in a small restaurant. cried angrily to the only waiter. in the place: "Hi, waiter, how. much longer must I wait?"
"Pardon me, sir, but I have only been here two days!"
Oh, indeed, then I must have. given my order to your predeces sor Fliegende Blaetter, Munich. NO SETTING BUN
"Now, children, can any of you tell me why the sun never sets on the British empire?"
"Please, teacher, because we cannot be trusted in the dark.”- | Tit-Bits.
A BAD SHOT. "Yes," said the teacher, "we have several plants and flowers named with the prefix dog. Of course, the dog-rose' antl. dog- violet are well known to you all, Can any of you tell me others ?"). For some seconds the class re- mained dumb. Then a bright idea illuminated the face of an urchin, and up went his hand. ""Collia: flowers, miss!”—Lon- don Weekly Telegraph
TIME.
Friend (refusing to laugh)-I heard that joke six months ago. Comedian (tartly)-Well, you ought to see it by now. Tudge:
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
TEL CON AN SEE
TAGS MOM AN' MEBRE
SHELL GIMME A
COOME TO GO HOME AGAIN.
YOU GAVE ME A COOKIE SATURDAY, DIDN' You? 17 WUZ AWFUL
6000 700-I LIKE THOSE KIND WITH
RAISINS IN 'EM!
He Has Them for This Purpose
YOU BETTER RUN
·ALONS=I HAVEN'T
TANY COOKIES
FOR YOU
TODAY.
OH JAY, SAVE
YOUR TEARS FOR
SNIFF
SNIFF
A BETTER
PURPOSE!
SATE
·B-BUT I ALWAYS
HAVE P-PLENTY OF
TEARS, MISSUS M2 6005 Sy!!
BY BLOSSER
DRINK
MALTED
MILK
MATE
MILE
BE SURE
IT'S
NESTLE'S
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