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SALESMAN SAM
STOO BAD ROOUT SAM'S STORE BURNING DOWN-10 GIVE HIM A JOB ONLY HES TOO PROUD TO ASHt
FOR IT
HE NEEDS MONEY "100 -HE LOOKS AS THE. HAON'T EATIN FOR
A WEEK
TUE GOT IT - TH" NEXT TIME HE MADES HERE WE'LL PUT ONE DOLLAR BILL ON TH SIDEWALK AND HE'LL THINK” HE
FOUND IT
AW HECK
** SWAN
I THOUGHT IT WAS P...
FIVE
DO YOUR CHAISTMAS.
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MOM'N POP
DURN IT-MOM PROMISED *** MEET ME HERE AT EXACTLY FIVE O'CLOCK AN' IT'S SIX Now I'VE A GOOD NOTION
NOT TO WAIT ANY LONGER
SEE MY WIFE
ANYPLACE. CHARLIE?
The Wrong Description
I DON'T KNOW NÕUR WIFE
90 VERY WELL MOWEVER,
I SAW A LADY THAT
RESEMBLED HER. STANDING
IN FRONT OF BOODLES DEPT
STORE -
I SPOSE THAT'S HER DID SHE HAVE A GOLD TOOTH IN TH' FRONT
OF HER MOUTH ?
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
DIDN'T MARGIE
AND ROBERT LOOK PRETTY?!
DID YOU EVER HEAR ANY –
SHE
THING SO BEAUTIFUL AS
MADE A
NEVER SAW A
PRETTIER WEDDING?
WHEN WYLIE STEWART SANG "O PROMISE ME? WASN'T IT LOVELY?
BEAUTIFUL BRIDE
I DUNNO WHAT IT IS BUT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THAT WEDDING MARCH THAT 'GETS' YOU! I DUNNO -----
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
SAV, PERFESSER, MY GIRL WANTS ME TO FIGHT A BIG COW TAUSE HE SAID SHE WAS A GOLD-DIGGER --..
LEAVE IT TO NE. BUDDY GIMME T'REE DAYS AN
[CEL HAVE
VAYUSE IN
WELL. TRINE
POIST PUT ON DIS SWEATERN TRUNKS DEN GO OUT AN
GET SOME
ROADINDEN
KAYO
#the' K
A
OFFENCE
It's Contagions
I HOPE MARE DOESN'T CUT HER WEDDING DRESS UP! IT JUST FITS ME!
ROAD WORK!
WHAT - - IN
THESE!
GEE IT-IT SUNT. OF MAKES YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED TOO, DOESN'T IT 2
By Taylor
COULDN'T SAY THIS LADY HAD
HER MOUTH
CLOSED
THEN YOU DIDN'T
SEE MY WIFE
YES NOTHING IS SO WONDERFUL AS A HOME ALL YOUR OWN (IT MAKES OUR LIVES SEEM SO KIND OF İSMALL AN EMPTY'
ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE! IM GONNA CALL JIMMIE
UD
By Martin
CANT YOU DROP OVER FOR A LITTLE WHILE JIMMIE ? Į WANT TSEE YOU JUST SO BAD!
YES' IN THEM! ****
OH WELL - ANYTHING SO LONG'S I LICK
THIS BERTRAM.
NEVERMIND WHERE MY PANTS ARE I WANTA JOB WORKIN' ON
THIS ROAD!
By Crane,
CRAVE
FUNNY STORIES.
ALL RIGHT THEN.
QUARD (to prisoner, a former Jumbor agont)-Yes, you are con- demned to death. Have you any last wish?
PRISONER-It would dolight mo if my firm wore allowed to furnish the gallows,-Sondags- Fissr (Stookholm.)
ENOUGH FOR PURPOSE.
Her vory Now Ladysbig (arranging for a party)—And will thoro bo enough silverware, Parker,"
Butler You, m' lady at the beginning of the evening any way.-Punch.
MADDENING,
MINISTER-In visiting the luna- Įtis asylume, are you allowed to take the pationts little prosonte? MISSIONARY-Oh goa; Ovory- thing except crossword puzzlov.-- Life.
A LAST ACCESSORY.
"Wo give a bioyolo with each car we sell, remarked the auto Balosman,
"How's that?"
prospective purchaser.
asked the
"So you can park your car in the suburbs and ride into the office."-Life.
THAT'S DIFFERENT. "Didn't I see the grocer's boy kiss you this morning. Mary? "Yos'n, but be ain't to blame. 'Twas the icoman sot him the bad oxemplo."-Bucknell Belle Hop,
PARDONABLE.
"I'm going to smash your face in for kissing my sister."
"Sister, nothing, that was your wife."
"Beg pardon, old man. My mis- | take”—Southern California Wum-
pur.
ANOTHER SWINDLE.
Mr. Upstart-I never wanter enter that art dealer's stoot again 1
Mrs. Upstart -- What's tho trouble, dear?
"I bought a painting from him last week, and I've found out that it's over 500 years old " Judge.
NO CAUSE FOR, WORRY, Gortia (referring to her fiancee) George's sudden menta for cooktails is making me anxious, granny. Granny I shouldn't | worry,“doar....... Aftør all, it can't last long. He'll have to give it up when the moulting season. starts.
No Answer Needed
w-WELL, DAY OUR
| TEACHER AST ME IF
THERE WERE ANY MORE
AT HOME LIKE ME
AN
AND WHAT DID SHE, SAY WHEN YOU TOLD KER YOU WERE THE ONLY CHILD
?
ALL SHE SAID WUZ "THANK HEAVEN!"
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
#WHADDYA SPOSE
OUR TEACHER WUZ.GETTIN
AT T'DAY WHEN SHE AST 'ME IF THEY WUZ ANY MORE AT HOME LIKE
AS?
SEARCH ME- COMS IN AN
MSBBÉ MOM CAN. TELL
US
MOM, WILLIE WANTS TASK YA SOMETHIN'
OYA CARE I
WHY, OF COURSE NOT-ILL BE GLAD
TO ANSWER IT
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