HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1924, (FEATURE SECTION).
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
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EXTRA
THE DAY OF
THE BIG RAFFLE IS ON! WHO WILL WIN THE $3000 14-92-1924 YUNKPYLE AUTOMOBILE GIVEN PWAY BY GUZZLEM
CO TO THE HOLDER OF THE LUCKY NUMBER
ON THEIR
TICKET
THIS SPACE
FOR RENT
A
GOZZLUM
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TODAY'S TH' DAY! WHO WILL WIN TH' $3000 AUTO? RAFFLE COMES OFF AT 10:30 SHARP
Fake? Fako!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. TH BIG RAFFLE IS
ON-WILL SOME LITTLE CHAP STEP UP HERE AND PULL TH LUCKY TICKET OUT OF TH BARREL
HCED TH
BOMet!
(0106 WINS TA' AUTOMOBILE I
WHO HOLDS 19106- STEP UP HERE. ON TH PLATFORM WHERE WEL
CAN ALL SEE YOU
BY SWAN
SAM HOWDY!
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE. H. K. $112,50 NET.
Weight
In Case
Miniman
Waight.
Maximum
Service.
PORTABLE MODEL
Solo Agents 9
DODWELL & CO., LTD
Queon's Bldg..
Phone. C. 1030,
MOM'N POP
· ARKEST THIS HORRID MAN, OFFICER! I CAME OUT OF THIS STORE IN TIME TO SEE HIM STEAL PRECIOUS Pono
GUT OF MY LAR
TRIED T SWIPE YER DOG.EH ?
BUT LET
ME EXPLAIN-
BUT LISSEN OFFICER -
I LOST A DO JUST ; LIKE TH ONE SHE HAD - HONEST I THOUGHT IT WOR MİNE - 50 CAN'T WE FIX THIS UP - MON 7
Trying to Get Off Cheap
JUST KEEP ON
MOVIN
WHAT'S THE PRISONER
CHARGED WITH?
YER HONOR - HE TRIED T' STEAL
A LADY'S DOG !!
OATE DINER TOGETHER Thob EVENING AT THE
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ODD
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
NOW!? + JUGA MEE NAV
WITH SHED AND HE ACTED AS PUZALD AS A WASHINGTON, CORRESPONDENT !
ROITS, WINTS LATING MARG
TONIGHT? SKE LOOKED SORT OF WORRIED LIKE
WELL-LETS FE! THERE OUGHTTA BE SOME REASON FOR IT!
Good Cause to Worry
ELLEN NELLY TEN POOMS! Į AUDUT THAT! MAYBE THAT'S IT!
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
NEED
ANY HELP PLATHAM
Rosa, VES' VSEE, JUST AS I WAS TAKING MY SISTER IN LAW FOR A SMN TW BLAMED CLE BUS AND TO BREAK DOWN
ON THIS DESERTED ROAD. E GUITA DATE TOO-SUPPOSED TO BE AT
CULTIES RIGHT
NOW.
I SEE, YOU WANT ME
TO LET GOTTIE KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE
IS THAT IT?
SURE THING. AND SEND A MECHANIC OUT RIGHT AWAY.
"COTTA DATE WITH DOTTI HAS HE? THE BIG BUM! THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' STUPID ABOUT ME ALL DRIVE OVER TO HER HOUSE
RIGHT NOW
NO HUM'
By Taylor
DID HE OFFER ANY
RESISTANCE ?
WELL, WAS. HOLDING HER PURSE FOR HER WILE WE ATE AND AFTER 1 PAIO TH' BILL SHE COULDN'T
FIND IT!
TARMA
ONLY TWO DOLLARS. VER HONOR. BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE IT!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU' | LOOK, DOTTIEF DIDN'T I SAY BERT WAS FRKLE! LOOKY' THATS MM-PARKED
WITH ANOTHER PAME'
By Martin
By Crane.
SO THATS WHY ME DON'T FULFILL. HIS DATE! THE WRETCH!!!!
I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO
HUAĞION.
FUNNY STORIES,
118.' LOSS.
13
"Why don't you work, you lazy good-for-nothing Hard work novor killed anybody."
Yo's wrong, squiro. I've lost throo wivos that way!"-London | Mail.
MONEY'S WORTH.
Old Gont: "If you tell me your name I will give you a ponny."
Small Boy: Louis Honry Jacques Emanuel-give me four ponce !"-Pele Melo, Paris.
THE RETORT.
Sho was now to the game of golf, and had tired hor instructor considerably,
"When do I use the puttor?”. ho asked.
"Some time before dark, 'I hono," he replind, with a yawn. -Tit Bita.
ALMOST.
"I hear ye were at MoDougall's last night-what kind of a man is ho?"
"Lonbr' al wi' his whisky. But the quality o' it's that indifforont I vorra near loft some. "Syilney Bulletin.
ENCOURAGING NEWS. Doctor Now cheer up, Bonja- min. Wo'll have you right in no time.
Bonjamin-You soom to know a lot about this trouble o' mine, doctor.
Dootor-Good hoavenal yes! I've had it myself for the last 15 years-Passing Show,
BIONS, Mistross-I am a woman of fow words. If I beckon with my hand, that means
come," Now Maid-That suits mo, mum,
I'm also a woman of fow words. If I shake my hood it moans, "I'm not coming.”—Klods Hans (Copenhagen),
*CONSIDERATE.
Sho-You must ask father' consent.
Ho-But is that necessary? You have promised to marry me? I'll marry you all right, but, George, daar, you must go to father. It pleases him ouos in a while to know that wo still consider him one of the family."
-Anawers. Dr...
SOME PRECAUTION. She was two hours late for her appointment.
You should carry a witch," Lo said.
"I always broak them, dear," she explained.
"Well, you might at any relo carry a oslendar," he ropliod saronscally.-Tit Bita.
ERECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
THIS CONCLUDES
CUR EVENINGS
PROGRAM THIS.
IS KHJ SIGNING OFF GOOD
NIGHT.
NOW YOU
BOYS GET
OFF 70
JED
I WISH T COULD SAY SOMETHING OVER TU CADIO SOME.
TIME, POP. I'D
LIKE TBE A
BROADCASTER
Tag Broadcasting
WELL! YOU BROADCAST""
| EVERY EVENING WHEN,
YOU SAY YOUR PRAYER-) ALL THE ANGELS IN
HEAVEN
HEAR
YOU
NOW I LAYİ ME
DOWN TO CLEEP - 1. PRAY THE LORD AV SOUL TO KEED-IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE 1 VIAKE. I PRAY THE
LORD MY SOUL TO
TAKE
KURRY UP-
E WANYA TURA OFF "B" LIGHT
BY BLOSSER
I AM NOW SIGNING OFF
T-A-G GOOD NIGHT!
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