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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, APRIL 28, 1894.

Intimations.

Intimations.

DAKIN, CRUICKSHANK & CO., LD quality and of greater age than most brands in Our lowest priced Whisky is of excellent the market. We recommend our castotners not to be deterred by the lowness of price from trying them all. For ada-whisky, Thorne's Bland and Watson's Glenorchy are equal to any. Abelour-Glenlivet is a very old Peat Whisky, (Smoky) that could not be replaced in stock at

WARM CLOTHES.

THE French ganboat Lion was at Kloklang on the rgth Last.

York on the 35th lost. The silk or steamship Mogul arrived at New

THE P. & O, S, N. Ca's steamer Shanghai, from Chlua, anived at London on the afternoon of the 27th lost.

HESE will all be spellt before next cold the price. D and E are too well known to need Woosung for Japan on Monday fast; the Caroline

THESE

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prevent chibes smelling fasty.

FIFTY CENTS PER TIN.

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Hongkong, 6th April, 1894.

A. S. WATSON & CO.,

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Per dosen Cass.

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For Jian Cas

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The Belfish' gunkɔat Bfercury was to have left for the Behring Sea, and the Plover for Chinklang on the same day.

A BOSTON marriage is described to be a sympa. thetic union of two wamen who have not been able to make good and agreeable matches with members of the opposite sex.

I

on the 21st fast.

The British gundant Pigmy arrived at Shanghal The Agents (Messrs. Dodwell, Carill & Co.) Inform us that the Northern Pacific Steamship As cold water to a thirsty seal, so is good news port, via Japan, on the agih inst.

Co.'s steamer Alogu? left Victoria, B.C., for this From a far country,” in the inscription which an Post Office with possessing. If we had the Victor Emanuelibis morning an Able Seaman Australian newspaper credits the HongkongA COURT-MARTIAL Was opered on board the faditing of an inscription for the adornment of of the naw flagship Centurion being charged that semi-morlband institution it would have with refusing theperform "puelskment duty" more paint in it, if less poetry

The case was adjedrned this afternoon at the

An outbreak of fire occurred at 9.15 this mor sing in a rice pounders' shop in Wanchai. Jous pidgin was responsible for the accident, hat the damage did not amount to much. The shop was insured, as all shops, having any regard for the Flery Fiend, are somehow. If we had shop that we didn't want to catch fire we wouldn't insure it. Not much

FROM Shanghai wo learn that the China For do Cu Merchants steamer Heeam is befog fitted with the electric light, and touched up generally fot the comfest and convenience of the Viceroy Li, during bla fotibcoming tour of inspection.

THE Mission steam-launch Day Spring will THE Drafer Fiend is still tinkering away, in call alongside vessels hoisting code perrant CQueen's Road East in a manner as exasperating between 9 and 10.30 am, on Sunday; to convey to the geneal public as it li conducive to an men ashore to the it o'clock service, returning epidemic of typhold, trap accidents and broken about 12.30 p.m.

heads.. This eternal tearing up of public able suisance for which the P. W. D. is more thoroughfares has for years been an intoler. responsible than actual mecculty. "

Genulae Bourbon Whisky, Flat Old. Red Capsule, with our Name and Trade Mak........¶¶¶¶¶ $15.00 Sample Bottles and smaller quantities will bo supplied at proportionate wholesale rates.

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Padres Case. A Fine Old Tom, White Capsule $7.00 B Fine Unsweetened, White

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Good Leeward Island .......

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THR Sydney Bulletin says that the Australeg man who, for the second time, lately leranted will a certain plump pantomime actress, is now in gaol for wife-detention. He was a good and righteous man, and a pillar of Afs church. The morning be left home to elope with his own true Love he turned to his wife and said: "I have few minutes to spire before my trata is due, my dear, Let's have prayers."

A TELEGRAM received at Tokyo from Seoul an the 17th fast, reports a general feeling of disgust at the atrocious conduct of the Korean authorities in having the remains of Kim ok Klan quartered. Many suspicious chaincters were seen around on the night the head was exposed on the gibbet, and it was, therefore, thought necessary to have a guard stationed round it in order that the head might not be stolen. The Japan Herald states that the populace is in a disturbed state. Sox rather cynical sayings are ascribed to Princess Faradla, a Swedish lady, who it the wile of the Turkish Ambassador at the Hague. Among thems are the following: "It is a great | blessing for a womann

gourmet, for then she knows the way to his have a husband who is heart.Egotints are the only people who never have to bewall the death of their best loved friends." "If God created the husband and wife who created the mother-in-law ? It is

amuse it too much."

A. S. WATSON & CO., LD. t humiliating, to bore the world than to

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A PRIVATE leue received by the N. C. Daily News from Tientsio, confirms the news of the Viceroy's intended departure on or about the 6th prox, for Talas San, where he will see over the military camp and review the troops, the Taka Forts, Fort Arthur, where he will laspect by rail to Tientsin. He is to be accompanied the feet, and Shinhalkuan, whence he returns by General Ting An of Kiala, as joint lespectar, and by Mr. Dening, Commissioner of Customs at Tientsin.

that Bonaparte's first amour in Paris was of an FROM "Napoleon et Les Femmes" le appeara

ignoble kind, and there is no need to dwell upon It. Then came the Vicomtesse de Beauharnais, A NORTHERN Contemporary chronicles an whose Creole style of beauty, style and position instance of admirable presence of mind dis easily impressed a young provincial of 76. While Saturday evening last, by Mr. Bilan and Mr. young damsel from Carcassonne, being disgusted played at the Lyceum Theatre, Shanghal, oo in Egypt, Bonaparte solaced himself with a Hallett, of the London Lyle company. While with the native women who were paraded before the first act of In Town, the fire in the replace spouse, Josephine, was doing her best to run into the dialoger was proceeding between them in him. Returning to France, where his legitimate on the scene blared up and seriously threatened debt, Napoleon had presing liaisons with various the stage. Mrs. Brian and Mr. Mailett pluckily women who visited bim secrets. These were pulled the burning material out of the fireplace called the Ea Car, who were dispensed with and trampled out the fames, and their after theaccession to favor of Countess Walewska, promptitude was quickly recognised by the who, with Mme. Eleonore Revel, helped to audience with a hearty round of applause." entertain the Emperor. In sple of his greatness, THIS cheerful little lament from the Sydney phenomenal existence, Napolean fally showed bis genius and the foverlabness of his Bulletin will no doubt particularly interest our his human nature, and fall under the influence esteemed fellow-citiren, the Rev. G Sharp" In of the feminine spelt like many ordinary mortals England and Wales 580,000 people are buried to this world of weakness' and sir. every year, among them they make some 16,350 Tux Almanach de Gotha for 1894 bas buried in for certain how long it takes for the disease-germs ta numerous finely printed pages rome interest- tons of pultefaction annually. Nobody knows to perish-t in't even a matter of reasonable ing facts as to the ages of European sovereigns. certainty that the microbes of the first British The oldest of all is the Pope, who is in his eightys cholera epidemic are not alive to this day in the fourth year. Next comes the Grand Daks-of- tomb of somebody's deceased grandfather. Every litle Luxemburg, who I 76. The King of Den. clod that goes to make up Briain and continental mark and the Grand Duke of Saxe-Weimar are Europe and Asia is a corpse, or part of one, and 75. Queen Victoria and the Grand Duke of everybody walks on the dead, and the green Mecklenburg-Strelitz, 74. There are six other deceased, and the scenery is constructed out of tre between 60 and ya, and five who are between ----- landscape is made of old, stale, unpleasant sovereigns who are older than 70, eleven who solemn thing to think of, and when the world between 30 and 40, and two more between 20 death and general wormlaess. All this into and 60. Eleven are between 40 and go, two begins to think of it in real earnest the burial and 30. The youngest three sovereigns are King horror will be abolished by Act of Parliament, Alexander of Serria, 17: Queen Wilhelmina of and cremation will become compulsory." the Netherlands, 13, and King Alfonso XIII of Spain, 73. Queen Victoria has had the longest THE author of "The Heavenly Twins" on (eign=56 years. Emperor Franz Josef bas the decadence of man Bat where are our telgned 45 years; the Grand Duke of Baden, 41 men? Where is the chivalry, the trath and years; the Grand Dukes of O'denburg, of Saxe-

high thinking and noble self-sacrifice that make years each. Fourteen of the sovereigns of man? We look in vain imong the bulk of Europe have reigned fewer than ten years. our writers even for appreciation of these quali Daring 1893 three new sovereigns ascended the ties. With the younger men all that is usually throne. They are Prince George of Schaumburg. synonymous with cheapness. There is such a Alfred of Coburg, better known as the Duke of cultivated is that flippant smartness which in Lippe, Prince Frederick of Waldeck and Duke want of wit among them, too, such a lack of Edinburgh. variety, such monotony of threadbare subjects THE Courrier d'Haiphong of April 1st says sist upon repetitions of these three venerable the Société des Charbonnages du Teskin for worked to death! Their "comic" papers sub that the French Government contracted with an edifying deception saccenfally practised by factory for the Indo-China naval station. To Jests, the mother-in-law, somebody drunk and

10,000 tons of briquettes from the Kowloon

A MAORILAND clergyman lately discovered that the rival sio-shifter was addicted to calling on a lady in the small hours of the morning, and affection, the earnest. purpose, the plain living. | Welmar-Elsomach and of Saxe-Altenburg, 40 crawling, through a window-presumably for pyposes which wouldn't bear Inspection. He nounced the painful details, bring urged "ROM AND AFTER THE LaT OF JANUARY, thereto by a strong sense of duty, and an admir

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The Hongkong Lelegraph

HONGKONG, SATURDAY, APRIL 38, 1894.

TELEGRAM?,

THE ANNEXATION OF ZANZIBAR - RECOMMENDED.

Lomon, 26th April.

The 7mes strongly urges the annexation of Zanzibar with the object of uslting it to Uganda.

DISESTABLISHMENT IN WALES. The Right Honourable Herbert F. Asqalth, Secretary of State for Home Affairs, has fatro duced a Bill fate the Commons, to take effect from rat Jastary, 1896, to disestablish and disendow the Established Church in Wales, and also to excinde Welsh Bishops from the Hease of Lords, The Bill provides annuities for actual

incumbents.

FRANCE.

· PARIS, April 19th, ~/ The Budget proposals embody several changes, Including the abolition of the tax on doors and windows, for which is substfinted a tax on | rentages and house servastu,

The Socialist Deputy Toussaint is to be prosecuted for his action is the Trignac steel- workers' strike.

The Archbishop of Lyena is suspended for publicly condemning the employers' liability

LOCAL AND GENERAL,

LIFE's parallel-Stoking a rebellious stomach.

THE repairs to the "Blue Fannel steamer Tantalus win completed yesterday, when the vessel was towed over from the dock,

A MASS of intereating news, teclading the second instalment of "Hongkong Dairies," is held ever ull Monday owing to extreme pressure, on our

pace

TWINNING's 'Desmond' walin is the tune to which people now trip,-erza to church; ́and still the Telegraph's advertising rates remain unchanged. Beli sacrifion has always been car failing

Wa a Indebted to Mr. Walter Makepeace, of Bingapore, the publisher, for a copy of a very Interesting pamphlet entitled People of a Naitos Stole, written by Mr. J. H. M. Robson, for a number of years magistrale in the state of

in disorder.

f141gurer,

News of the wreck of the Japanese teamer Nippon Maru, off Aylen Bay, soms burteen milles south of the N.E. Promontory, was received in Shanghai on Monday last. The vessel ran ashore at 6 p.m. an the roth inst. during a dense fog, and was first sighted by the Chla Merchants Hazan on the art Our

the boats lowered and provisioned and sails Shanghai morning contemporary states that as soon as the accident happened, the captain bad were taken sabore to be fixed up as tents and all hands slept on shose, the acas swept over the vertel at times. The Nippon Mary is an iron screw steamer baile at Flensburg in 1882, and is vessel of 1,034 tons gross and 632 net register, and gi horie-power. Assistance was being sent from Shanghai.

a

any unfaithful husband or wife. But there is

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one thing the younger men are specially good fat lot delivered was rejected as at, and that is giving their opinion; this they do to contract, but bltimately accepted to each other's admiration until they warlly was that this patent fuel gave excellent reduced price. The official report not even know where we are in the history of clinker and asb, but lacked cohesion, which believe it to be worth something. Yet they do results as a steam-esiser, and made very little the world."

was attributed to defective manufacture (though

and astonished at the frequent appeals of editors experiments managed to satisfy the authorlifes It is now well known that Hongay coal never R. C. ARCHBISHOP John Joseph Lynch, of "cakes"). However, a Hongay engineer, M. Torente, Canada:-I have been often pained Brard, came to Hongkong and after numerous and proprietors of newspapers to their sub on this last point; but now the storm-raising scriber, urging them to pay their jaat debts, power was below contract and the clinker and Catholics, at least, cannot be unaware of their ash in excess, io that the fuel was again obligations in this matter, and that absciation to rejected. The manager of the Company pro- penitent heartily sorry for his sine does not tested that it was impossible to do any better, free him from the obligation of paying his debts, and that If the report was reliable, then Tonkin The atonement for oblivion of Justice in this dust coal would never be any good-"c'éial: la world will certainly be exacted in the next, The condamnation absolue, definitive du charbon editors and proprietor of newspapers, on their de Hongay, da obarbon maigre de Tonkin." Part, give their time, the product of a high At his request a special commission was education and experience, together with their appointed to make fresh trials, and has now employees, and they expect and should have, istilo, of fuel evaporstes 757 of water, money for stationery, printing, and wages, to reported under date April 19th:"Q common justice, a return ollen by no means

A WRITER in Selance Siftings calculates that a man who has lived to the age of eighty years, and has thus seen 29,120 days, has lived through 701,380 hours, or 43,076,8co minutes, and at the rain of 4,200 herit puisations per hour, has felt the enormous number of 2,945,376,000 million strokes of the heart. The force that keeps the adequate to their outlay. A man who will not in 6.50 stipulated, and 569 previously heart thus incessantly in action ta derived from pay for a piper he subscribed for, read, and recorded; clinker etc, B.it per cent, against the cerebellum, or lower brain, and the force another man's goods. Quite right. Hell is the the fuel be accipied." The Courrier adda whose contents be enjoyed, is a retainer of 27 pulated and 36.30 previously recorded. itsalt may be likened to an electric current. The place where defaulting subscribers go also #All's well that ends well."

The Commission unanimously recommends that stomach is the generaler, while the digestion, or people who borrow newspaper instead of baylog the conversion of food, releases motive power in them. precise proption to the extent that motive

QUARTERLY Review publishes an article on Burke's "Peerage and Baronetage," showing correspondent of the Shaugh morning paper, familles of Britain are absolutely begus-that is the Nanking Viceroy. Too many are the their ancestral trees are a plitable example of reports one þears of him to record the half. One the abject struggles of plain modern beer to report current is that he has recently been graft itself on to ancient blood. The Flie deprived of his official rank. Another, that Lamily, in particular, got a bad showing Hung-chang has brought accusations against op. It starts from one William Duff, who him to the Tarone; and now cones Chang Chik was made a peer 140 years ago, and called tang, Governor-General of Wachang, with himself Viscount MacDoff in order to establish bill of charges against the old man to present some kind of connection between blmasli of the Kelso Hut destroying bis property by family borrowed the crest of the old-time to his Majesty. Then comes the report and the legendary MacDoffe. Next the touring down and burning his bouses, and MacDuffs, and lasted a sixteenth century tomb. completely analhilating his entire cian in Hanan. done from Called Church-the tombstone of A deputation of officials who have been waiting one Inbes which as solemnly erected in the these many days for an appointment and have Duff mausoleom with a bogus inscription and always been put off with a "he patient," called date setting forth that it was the monument of being again quieted with "be patient, and cateran in 1404, and died under tremendous on the Viceroy to enquire what the outlook was, ene Doff of their line, who was 'a red-legged patience having ceased to be a virtue, they gave circumstances, which reflected great credit on the old Viceny an abusing and took their the family. And, finally, the Duff family, by departure. So indignant was the Viceroy, that means of stolen tombstones and bogus records, he shut himself up in his room and has become which were belled to make them look ancient, sullen and refuses to see any one. And like the Exrd up an entire pedigree which jafos them possum he still holds the fort. He is doubtless on to the original MicDuffe, and carries them the best hated man in this city,

right back to the Deluge. The Coulthart family, which was bowled out some yearu Colonial exchange is to be halleved the go, went one better, for it fixed up an Prohibition movement is assuming awful pro-entirely new pedigree from the beginning, and pertions La New Zealand. He no longer a put up something like 14, tombstones in various campaign against drink, but against the indivi-degrees of dilapidation and apparent old deal dricker, in the smaller towns the move-midng the pass-by to trend lightly on the ment has an eye on everybody, and If it considere bones of Imaginary Coultharts, who died as far that any porm's nose is too viridly illustrated back as 600. years ago. The Dearden family put or his breath is not up to sample, some reverend up "45 mily chapel" to Rochdale Church, and his black umbrella against the door post, he dry marine stores, fixed up the tombs of its person calls upon- blm. Then having leaned having bought old funereal brasses from sun. extracts with his black-glowed bind a notebook alleged ancestors inlong rows, with effigies, slabs, from the tall-pocket of his black coat, and asks and assorted monuments. Another family of long him what a drinks. While hele waiting for an ducent to alleged to be entirely boges; the real answer he fishes out pencil from ble black family died out, and one Smits or Jenkins bot- waistcoat and stands ready to eater the name of rowed its name and bought the old mansion, and the drink in his book. If the information is not took over the goodwill of the pedigree. As for satisfactory he most likely calls on the woman the names they seem to be mostly bogue, The next door and asks if the suspected person is modern De Grey Sean abject Robinson; Nevlile breath, if he looks wild on Saluda, nights, if he umberland," said the Anti-Jacobin); Do aver seen intericated, if anyone has noticed his Parcy is Smithson ("Duke Smithson of North- comes home late and has difficulty with his Winton is miamble: Wilkins, De Mont keyhole, if he swears or makes s'disturbance, if morency in Maseros De Freville in Green De he is ever seen bringing home drink, and various Capell Brocke is only Supplet De Heris is other questions. He notes dows all the answers, Smiths and so on. The British peeraga and demands, whether the interrogated female's generally, desplie, bogus tombitanes and faked own husband is strictly', sober, and whether the church records, is about a genuine as the has any suspicion concerning anybody gisa, in | Italan count whose real nama la Waffles, and the neighbourhood. Then he got round to the elo used to be cook in a hotel, and the sid back and looks over the fance to now.If there are revered, much groveled to mobility is dingt 2nd asy bottles iylog about.”

Asbee and plain Jose,

power was absorbed from the sun in producing WHAT a wonderful personage, writes the focal pisisly that the pedigrees of most of the "old the food. The heart is simply a pomp, and in the course of an ordinary lifetime czas many thousands of tons of force in moving the blood and impelling respiration. UNDER date 21st lost. the Niagpo correspandent of the N. C. Daily News willes as follows: The latest in this section as regards the coming rebellion is a lot of piscarda being distributed among the people, purporting to have come from "The trua Norkem Emperor, who is com- minioned of heaven to re-establish the Ming dynaty," The placards begin by saying that the irve "Northern Emperor" is coming to re establish the "Ming dynasty and that nothing ander heaven can hinder or thwart him. It then call opm the merchants, tradesmen, and wams them under penalty of death, not to help farmers to continua in their occupations, and the present Emperor who is a usurper, but to continue in their present occupations, and when the new dynasty is established they shall be most graciamly remembered by his Imperial Majesty, Or Vieter Daley, the well-known Australian Hitrateur, the Bulletin tells the following stary, which has also the virise of soping in a famous Roman Catholic charity-sermon preacher, who was once brought along to the church where little boy Vicer served as an acolyte, and gam balled lanerently around the altar: The taber naels required much repairs, and the famous "awakener" was deslied to give the congregas tion a regular gor drousing." He did. Daley shudder. The preacher selected the Worm can't speak of the term even now without a that Never Dieth" for his text. He went right Into the anatomy of the borrid, crawling thing, dwall upon its writhings and twistings and eternal bittags at the innards of those who wouldn't i fenly towards the new rook Men groaned boys tumed pals, women shrieked and tore thels bonnets. When the audience was on the verge of a collapse from spilical funk, the preacher district all the time-pat his hand before bis he had been walking up and down the altar month and whispered, "Go round with the plate. Therearon Daly and the other collector went round and took up an enormons schierip ton, whilst the genius fred off his final particu. lare the Worm. Presently the congregation departed and the offertory was totted up. The prescher, mapping hiwet brow, enquired casually, "How much!" They told him the smegalia scond achievement,” An 1" said the holy father, starting to dry his neck, "I KAYI USTYY Jašen the Werm to fatty

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