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Is that they're not the sort
To ever be thought of as frantic.
13 Diana and Charles
This group of ours includes all manner
Of people. There's one who's a spanner.
There's no end of ditches
He's spanned with his bridges.
His wife's quite nice too - that's Diana.
15 Giovanna
C'è anche una bella signora
Da Padova in Italia, allora.
She 'as a bag-a, più grande.
She say: 'Is a-very ‘andy,
Whenever I go on a tour-a.'
17 Jenny
Shopping, and more shopping yet.
She'll be at it tomorrow, I'll bet.
With her hats and her scarves
She don't do things by halves.
But remember, it's a very small jet.
19 Christopher
A classical scholar, a star,
He's been high and low, near and far.
He's come quite a journey, This pukka attorney.
He'd go anywhere if called to the bar.
21 Brian
On account of her glasses,
But what does she say? 'No thank 'ee.'
14 Alan
There is one other engineer,
From whom every day you will hear:
'It's better by far
With the KCR.'
But not in Bhutan, I fear.
16 Helen and Ian
Australia has regulations.
It's one of those fussier nations.
But he wants to take back
The tail end of a yak.
Says she: "This will strain our relations."
18 Rupert
There is one geographical gent
Who has quite a musical bent.
He gets his horn off the shelf
And plays with himself.
NO - BY himself, that's what I meant.
20 Felicity
The style of this lady is simplicity.
So calm, yet so much tenacity.
She has to be so.
It's her husband, y'know You all know her name - it's Felicity!
22 Robert
I've been up
I didn't have time to do me.
half the night, y'see.
There is one chap who's made our lives hell,
For he's constantly ringing his bell.
But his job's been quite tough
With a group that's so rough.
Napoleon - we all think you're swell!
But I suppose if I must
I could... maybe... just.
Leave it with me a while and we'll see.