Cool and soothing

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THE CHINA MAIL SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1961.

DUMMY'S nie of clubs held

the first trick

and South

went Efter everything thi wasn't nalled down

Tem heart

He cashed dummy's, two maining clubs, and two and led a spade to his queen, West won and led a spade back, whereupon South discarded one of dummy's 'diamonds and the last low spade, on the king of clubs and ade of hearts. The jack bf diamonds was led next.

West went up with the ace and led a low diamond back,

By

BY THE

WAY

Beachcomber

THE complaint that a man Lobstructed trame onia country road by pretending

to milk a goat needs looking Into,

As he was only going through the motions of milking ila superb piece of mime-he was probably a dancer in baflet being rehearsed in the open air, No such exciise was offered by pre- the red-faced man who terided to milk a cardboard cow at the Cirencester Boy Scout Pageant last year.

Televeducation

FRIEND told me of a child

but South finessed against the who asked his father. "Is

queen anyway and made Ave add for a scórẽ of m8o.

way

Brainy dead" "Yes, dear,"

said the father. "Who killed

her?" asked the child.

The bidding started the samhe

at the other table, but redundant village' when North left in the doubleOOKING round for

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When a woman

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Paris.

TWO women out of Picasso's past, who are both painters in their own right, were worth noting last week as the master's 80th birthday was being celebrated on the Riviera.

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there. He was sure that North and South had A vulnerable game and he hoped to be able to make at least four tricks al one heart,

Actually, he did even better. The king of spades was opened and won by West's ace. A spade return put South in. He led the four of clubs to his part- ner's ace North cashed the king and queen of trumps and spades whereupon Jack South wound up losing two

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Inhabitants

a

50

Mile, Dora Maar, now in her

with Pleasso in the 30's.

reasonably quie

quiet and peaceful Sho bag become a deeply life, the answer was obviously a religious woman and prays re- gigantle viaduct on the site, so gularly for the unlikely miracle that cars can get more quickly

of Picasso's return to the Catho- from Beaconsfield to Stoken- le faith. church. To the amazement of the

officials, Ministry

the villagers are protesting. What sclashness!

The other

Dr Rhubarb's Corner

The other is 39-year-old Fran- LN, writes: My husband coise Gilot, who lived with has bored a hole in the centre Picasso from 1943 to 1953 and is of our dining table, and has the mother

of his of two fitted the cruet into it. He says children, Claude, 14, and Palo ut stop being knocked over ma, 12. during meals. What can I do? Visitors mock us.

Dr Rhubarb says: Cover the cruet with a tasteful cosy, $9 though the thing were an orna- ment.

I only want to help

in

earth- Mille Gilet is more bound in her altitude to Picasso.

She speaks of him with amused affection and without a trace of idolatry.

She denied a

remark widely

en his birthday.

is

they took ☐ week off from of the army behind a policy of shcool last week to be with him negotiations and the acceptance

of an independant Algeria Both are average pupils, but overwhelmingly de Gaulle's the boy is showing signs of pre- cority.

H., shrewd fellow, has decided

that he wants to be cealer.

ал

art

QUOTE OF THE WEEK. Author Pierre Daninos: "The reason nobody has invaded England since 1066 is that nobody wants to spend Sunday in the place."

REMEMBER

AST week on All Saints L Days France

attributed to her at the time of memorated

the

com-

The gangrene that set in with the Indo-Chinese war, that ad- Aigerlan war and which is still vanced spectacularly during the

making progress-as witness the police brutalities in Paris re- cently is likely to produce a final paroxym the patient.

But by the time Day 1962 comes round there is good reason to hope that the patient will be well on the way to recovery and the surgery will have been de Gaulle's.

All Saints

PROBLEM

HE education of Onas

Sis's two children, sombre Alexander, 13, and Chris

HEAD MASTER has told A his pupils that once a month they may come to school her separation from Picasso that seventh anniversary of the tianne, is likely to prove a whatever clothes they like. The Ille with him was "like living Algerian Rebellion. experiment is to "teach them with an ancient monument." dress sense." I

will I hope they learn dress

problem now that their become the

Two weeks after its outbreak, mother has else who M. Jaques Checalier, Minister Marchioness of Blandford.

was someone "It nonsense, and turn up in tails ad diving-boots, in made that remark," she said. for War in the Mendes-France

ת

armour,

chefs' hats and Ancient Roman tunics. Statisticians slip up

spot

new

doclared that Both children in smucks and post- "And in any case it's absurdly Government,

go to school men's hats, in burnouses, in bed- untrus."

mopping up was proceeding here. Now I understand they jackets and tartan

trousers, in

satisfactorily and that the little may be moved to school in Eng- What then is life like with fishmongers aprons and sleeve-

in the Aures land. This will complicate the of bother less macintoshes,

between In scarlet i Picasso?

Mountains was being brought to present arrangement."

the

Marchioness and knee-breeches,

A little tiring." she said, speedy end

Onisels whereby the children "But fun."

It was to be the first of a long spend six months with each She went

dismally most series of

unfulfilled parent. There was talk of a THE announcement that 58,713

Ministers and compromise however, with the people saw the Polar bears striking thing about Picasso is prophecies by at the Zoo during the Whitsun his sense of complete freedom, military chiefs. Since then ur boy going to boarding school in holiday has raised a tiny up- It is a freedom which communi- rúr has been plted on horror, Switzerland while the girl gays rour. A Mrs Rattanwold says, eales itself anyone who is carriage upon carnage with the near her mother, "They counted me, but I did with him and who feels treer in rebel FLN setting the pace in

not see the bears. I purposely refrained from looking at them. According to the statisticians, that makes $8,716, excluding the refractory Mrs Rattenwold.

(London Express Service).

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

In this position from actual play. Black (to move) has a slight material advantage but his king is exposed. How should he proceed?

London Express Service

GAMBOLS.

WORK GAYE

GIVE IT TWO KICKS AND THEN SLAM THE KITCHEN DOOR HARD

"The оп:

his presence as a result.

Sevagery.

much of

So much of recent French

"That man, has too

Nobody in French political lite everything. He is more than a emerges from this dirty Lusiness painter, he is extremely clever. with clean hards nobody that He can open people like a box, is to say except de Gaulle, He loves laying traps for them. He adores the game of life.

"He finds, for xample, the Philistine Russian altacks on him very funny.

history has been successfully falsifed that some worth bearing in mind.

facts Bro

Nobody ever advocated im mediate negotiations with "He enjoys the paradox that the FLN before de Gaulle's re- he a Communist should be turn to power,

derided in Russia while he is

U.S."

I

THE LIST

Do not wish to provoke a revolution in Iran but here is the detailed list of Queen Farah's purchases while on her recent State Visit here.

Seven cocktail dresses Mour leather suits, seven ski outfitsj for day and evening wear, twó pairs of leather trollfers, three

sold for enomous sums in the 9-There is not a politician of leather coats, two suits, four, any Party who has not at silk blouses and three evening one time or another mouthed dresses. We talked of his attitude to the empty slugan of níoney.

Mile. Gilot said: "He knows

Algeria."

~French

professional

the price of a packet of clear-3 army has developed its boy

The French

ettes and after that he thinks

in millions. Anything in be scout political faith occasionally tween he finds very expensive."

"scared with sadism because

Indo-Chinese

Mile Gilot owne two Picassos cowardly French governments one The Girl Flower, painted from the

war

in 1948, and the other por- onwards abdicated their respon trait of her, which to me looks sibilities to it and gave it a like a brilliant parody of the free hand to act as it throught

best, Mona Lisa, painted in 1949.

The two children spend their houldays with their father, but

The credit for swinging the eation and the greater part

by Barry Appleby

IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING", LIKE THAT HERE

On second thoughts the list seems to be sufficiently modest

even in Iran. so as not to provoke a revolution

INTELLI

INCIDENTAL GENCE The post office at Aix-en-Provence religiously

exhibits a suitably framed note from Picasso enclosing, a cheque in payment of telephone bill.-

press Service).

(London

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