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THE CHINA MAIL,
MONDAY, AUGUST
1960.
JAK and GEORGE
join some U.S.
Hollywood visitors on
I wheel Jayne Mansfield to see her itsy-bitsy baby
JAYNE
JAYNE MANSFIELD said: going in the other room bed?" I said I didn't mind.
Beverly Hills. "Would you mind; while I get out of
a London tour
THERE is nothing to beat a load
of good old-fashioned misery,
I always say, to get a visitor to London started on a riotous vacation--especially, it seems, if the said visitor comes from Brook- lyn, Baton Rouge, or the Bronx.
Murder? Treason? Hangings?
| Churchyards? Our American cou-
sins love them.
Wimp up your horrors in history, point
couple of ancient dates
mich in no time
to the bloodstains, dust over lightly with
ut all you've got Pop, Mom, and the kids and begging for more. Listen folles. Paris tes girls, Naples its bay," and Vienna a waltz or two to bait their tourist
from Idaho eating out of your land
We were in her suite at the maternity ward of the Hollywood Hospital and Jayne, the radiant may have
gay in pink pyjamas and purple, but these small-time hick lowns mother, was dressing-gown and preparing to go home.
She called: "Okay to, comè back now. Winsi yen me a favour and push
ML in
the whedchor so can see my baby and you can see him too."
1 mumbled someti
abrul
nurse being mico suitable for the job and I had only decopped in. But Jayne. said; "Hurey,
I'm so happy,
I love Englane.”
I steer
SLID behind the whevichair
Istered ner down the sippery corrider hoping nu col- this league ever Saw me in role.
I
are not in the same league as London, Eng., when it comes to sure-fire thrills that Mom and.
meet the Pop can frighten the neighbours
Mills family marvellous
with when they get back home
to Min., Mass., and Moal,
I quode Mr Charles Marsb, born in Bew best part of half a century ago,' and now, with a
little
old
FFFFFFIES
Murder! Treason! Hanging!
Charlies I at the top of White-
Puitably solemn expression hall was a wow...yes, ma'am. draped over his
drooping they really chopped his head off. cigarette-end, a charioteer of right where you're looking. sight-seeing Americais along
Southand Yard?
Yes, E. the highways and byways of they do say the original stones our mighty metropolis.
were quarried by the convicts
"Exccutions and fistory, mate, That's what these Yanks want." said Charlie, making the alost of his normal cheerful expression before readjusting his face and stupping up for his aftertioon trip round the tombs of old London.
Charlle Reed concurred. This other Charlle. I should explain, was our guide for the ride, A real riot, expecially when he gets to that bit about how they used to feel the starving poor
the TK quizzi- from
BOUp kitchens Hayley surveyedi
'Bush. This cally and went on sucking. "No. Shepherds
They love them all
on wild and desolate Dartmoor, necks of Tyburn criminal
Old bones
It's a must
off
al
on
The ancient flick - kalves, And so to an absorbing hour Marble Ah? Laughs, I thought, duggers and firearms give visit in Westminster. Abbey..
I should have diedl
ing Americans a pretty fait idea of who started the gangster rackels, and
attention might also be drawn to the gilt bruize rellef showing the burial of a Mr and Mrs Irving A. Heniz
the red bishop, not to mention The Wallace Collection here from Houston, Texas with Two nutses smilex and said:
Egyptian einerary urns and the 16th-century tomb-chests. two cameras and three grand- Hertford House should "H, Jayne, everything okay?"
were account be missexi by tourists Miss Mansted, the big blare
children, allowed they
Some of the famous pictures, in ril these out at the town-providing they of the seren, her silver hair
mighly interested old bones and
figured those tender all muffs and reticules of course, are well up so horror sbleins her Upstlek senshet,
Time Revealing English morticians really knew for examination (Regulation 2), film status. her good skin covered with a
their business.
slay sober (Reg 3), and evade Truth, painted by Le Moine just, thin coating of grease, said:
Meanwhile, the folks were capture for committing a felony before he committed suicide in "Just ine, honey, just fine."
1737, is a great favourite. I love to act. 1 didn't worry a!! always gets a sympathetic sigh mopping up mairders and other Reg. 4).
all. glass all. Afor
Duckdy and from Hanks and Helca. We hulte vulside
assorted mayhent from booth
where
bables Mümany have always been
glorious British annals. were suspended, heads down in the theatre or dims, so it's their cribs. A nutrun appeared the family," and I said: "Is that good them?"
#
several
for
She said: "They were 4.ly born toxiny. it's stundard *ply celure,"
Miss Matsfeld said: "Where'g iny baby? There he is, ons _one_week_old_isy") be cute?" I
JAYNE MANSFIELD
hair
-looked at the wrinkled red fang,
the mat of angled black and said; "Very cute."
Jayne blew the infant a kiss
"Gave me and told Ine:
trouble at all this itsy-bitsy a Not like the other one, it eigh
ed 9lb.
Honey, I really laboured
tell you,"
I thought of saying
me the clinical details,"
JULIET MILLS
whose
In
15
Mrs MUIS,
Whistic Down The Wind is a great suc-
The facts
one
ק!
Yes, Judies und Kentieren, here you see the tomb of Mary Queen of Scots, poor lady, "Facts," said Mr Reed. "Facts beheaded at Fotheringhay in cess, began to talk, and said, all the time. These Yanks want
1587. George Villiers, flest "You to know
everything. Dates, perhaps impertinently:
Duke of Buckingham, poor fel- strike me as being the dominant times, places, the lot. Especially low, done to death by a nuval about kings and queens. And member of the family."
officer at Portsmouth in 1828 Mary wild No. John smiled you have to be bang-on. Make
and the two young Prinecs, Gne bicomer and they'll throw
poor little mites, murdered and changed the subject."
John, has completed Sulis | the guide-book at you,
the Tower. roudly Roblusen and wants to "Mind you," added Churile. Lovely suffer the Dughters get back to his farm in England. "There's Yanks
of the Revolution. You have to feel 'em out a-bis tout it was Olfver Cromwell see what kind of cargo you're who really slayed 'em, especially carrying.
"For instance, this afternoon's when Charlle got to the exelting part about where the angry trip round West End, and tore old corpse the statue of George III in Cockspur-street.
I catch that
and Yanks.
Here, too, we uw Fras said Hells to George Washing- Hals's world renowned three- ton, and Onished in a burs. · of Wo paasod by Nell star-nap, the Laughing Cavalier song as
unly the Cavalier isn't laugh. Gwynn's grave...
the we leave ... and s0 ing. According to the catalogue he is "smiling somewhat con- mad, pay whirligig of London Next week: The Old the Town. temptuously" and, from
of Horrors look of some of the customers Balley. Chamber traipsing past his section, of the and Night Life in the Morgue. wall, you can hardly blame him.
Departing on its jayful note, we rejoined our two Charlies, In the American Express coach, saluted the new American eagle in Grosvenor Square, swung our cameras at Buckingham Palace,
STEELMEN SHOW WAY
TO SUPERSONIC PLANE
WO, entirely now stain- Wos, steels, which are likely to become the raw material for a British supersonic airliner, have been developed by scien- tists at Sheffield,
Sinatra magic I always start with a joke about to pieces and stuck his hend on Ench is as tough as the timest
the
'em
a spike. So perish all Republi- cons, raid
AA
quality steel, yet al: on light as aluminium. a motel proprietor CALLED Clark Gable
from "If they stare straight back named Hennessy from Scar-The new meinis were discover. king when I cabled
about how borough, Maine.
·lleno, and moal of Ikollywood | when I tell
American calls Gable that, but there is George lost us the a new king, Frank Sinatra. 1 Colonies, then
and got no comedians aboard. -essaght him at Las Vegas
the man has mugle.
I know We've
Chained
They liked our gangster | "All they want is information, glories too, about how we had inostly about people who've been to chain down the Stone Di Frank nrw heads an enormous buried a couple of
centuries. Scone
to keep it safe from entertainment empire-chemes Take a sent ned enjoy your marauding Scots and how some. theatres, casinos. restaurants, selves."
of our early hoodlums got away clubs. He seya some rasty
#bout
So Juk and I took a arat and with the semi-precious sparklers things
Ficet-street, but
of Edward the Confessor. can be very co-operative and enj, well, we took a spat.
Half a dozen more tombs and "On your right," announced charming.
He can also be irascible and Charlie in his best let's-all-gu- we were all as happy as larks, explosive. His
"Spare Kennedy, and
temper
ed during research on the Bristol 188 "all-stainles8= steel" experimental jet, short- ly to start flying at spends of than 1,500 miles an moru hour. Their formulae is Д closely-guarded secret at the Fifth Vickers works. Sheffield.
Not melting
tons on every square inch of steel without cracking. Samples were left lying in aeld
balks for a year ix? energed. almust as new. Other steels were corroded beyond
TE *cognition..
In one stress test, the steels were bent backwards and forwards 10 million times before they cracked.
If Britain wants a supersonic alr-liner, the materials and the new forging and moulding techniques are ready.
of their performance, Detalls
however, were released the Or other day.
flares to-a-funeral voice, "you see full of merry jest and laughing sometimes without rencon He Trafalgar Square and the famous. quip as we made pell-mell for They will stand up to a tempera-
the Kensington musclimes and the Jack Lord Nelson,
ture of more than 1,400. de- wen't talk about his pul
centigrade without grees huri at шля
"Who did he say, dear?" usk- Albert Memorial.
melting. Did you know they had a
Since the tempera- and rumours that the Kennedys were ed a lady from Connecticut,
"Don" worry, honey, the petrified tree outside the Natural ture on parts of the T.188. is Jayne suddenly holsted up her trying to unload him before the
expected to reach two-and-a- guy's dead." replied her husband. History Museum? Or a come- billowing sleeves and said: "See election.
Mrs
nodded tery for cats and dogs in the top half times boiling point, such Connecticu! those marks? They had to in-
resistance is vital. contentedly, and the gladsome of Bayswater-road? Or & plaque ject me, but I would
tenor of our tour was set..
the broken And they can take a stress of 70 commemorate
Frank is the holleal thing i not I show business at the present Brain ton active or
under.
guess I'm too strong."
rider to Jayne's room.
We went back along the cor-
with
{time.
ta
I could have done drink, but Jayne dicka't ofter me one and launched into the de-
sold: tals of the birth. She
"I just love children. honey. want ten of them. I'm going to England in September for a film, 1 can hardly wait."
CX-
I said my goodbyes and cused myscit. My next call wes
a
at the John Mills house, Ettractive Hollywood mansion, John and his wife, Mary Hay- loy-Bell, were waiting for
ene
John
by the swimming pool. was sun-burned his eyes bright blue against his tanned face. He
seemed a little nervous.
I said: "Where's Hayley and
Jullet and Jonnihan?"
John said: "They'll be here in a minute." Juliet, 17, a lovely bronde with a startling figure, appeared and denounced all hotain exclusively for women.
"Simply ghastly, can't stand them. But I've got my own flat in New York,"
I said "Any truth to the re- poris you might play Loilla?" Juliet said: "No. 1 don't think go, I haven't thought about Lolita."
Hayley, 13, the prodigy of Tiger Day, the new, dazzling mtar of Walt Disney's Pollyanna, appeared suckirig Gw Det
said: "You were terrific In Tiger Bay. I'v0 TLover 1000 such a performance. Was it a strein or anything?"
to
HAIR RESTS
ADIES, If you are young and your hair suddenly starts to
fall outcalm yourselves. It is probably quite a natural thing to happen, and is only temporary.
so two Pittsburgh doctors have discovered. "This kind of hair loss is rather com- mon, they report, "and is entirely different from middle or old-age thinning.".. It lasts for a few weeks.
appears that in these women," a large proportion of their hair enters the "resting" phase simultaneously. But any hair
lost is usually quickly replaced by new growth.
For those who cannot wait, eer- "tain hormones have been
found to half the fall-out.
BEATING THE BEES
MANY people die each year frum ace or wasp siings. Thousands more suffer in- tense, temporary pala. Wlut can be done?
The chemistry of the body's reaction to a sting is still not But it is fully understood.
three usually fatal, only in circumstances:— ›
(1) When the victim is highly
sensitive to the poison; (2) when the sting goes direct-
ly into the bloodstream- -through vein;
the (3) when it strikes on
threat or tongue. The rapid swelling ean estise you tu choke.
Injections
George
Whiting
-London Expreza Servico).
The World of Science
by
Poler
duses, will reduce the sting reaction. Antidote tablets, or adrenalin
will injections,
counteract severe stings. Anti-histamine creams, washing soda, alcohol, witch-hazel, ammonia, chloral, camphor, tobacco or onion Juice will relleve the pain. It rubbed on the spot.
A wasp's nest. Is no longer A difficult problem. You can call in the county post ofacer or sprinkle powder, containing 25 per cent DDT around the entrance-from a spoon tled to a cune; or poke in a DDT. fumigator or smoke bomb. Do it in the evening and wear protective clothing.
NEXT TIME YOU, ses a bou, think of this Its tiny honey Today, highly allergie people can stomach is enough "fuel" to
be dosensitised" to some ex- keep it in for tent by a course of infections. minutes non-stop, over a distañaN substance extracted from of about five miles. The ben used becs,
In given
Increasing sugar us power.
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