YOUR BIRTHDAY .........‹3y STELLA

SATURDAY, MARCH 22

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PORN today, you have been given by the stará a well-rounded personality with talents in a variety of areas. Your major interests probably lle in the arts, and it is likely that you have creative talent. You should develop your gift to its utmost, for in so doing, it is ordained that you may achieve fame, success, and very likely, wealth.

For, in addilon to being an artist at heart, you also have a good business find and seo to it that you are always on the right side of any bargain. You are fond of society but, as a rule, scek out those who can be useful in furthering your career. You have an affinity for iportant people and manage to be charialng and vivacious in their company. With people who "don't count," you tend to withdraw and be quietly pollte.

You of the fale sex ore Airts By nature and will have swarms of admirers wherever you, go. Naturally affectionate and out- going, you may not be concious bf the chem you exert on tho so-called sterner sex. You will have difficulty in making up your mind which one you should wed. Don't keep them all dangling too long or you might be the one to be left

You men who sock careers are often 1oo busy to wed until rnuch later in life. This could be a mistake, for you enjoy the praise and encouragement of those who admire your work. A marriage pariner could go a long way in bolstering your mornic.

this date

Robert Miikan, were: Among those born on physicist; Sir Anthony Vandyke, painter; Joseph Schildkraut, actor; Madison Cawein, poet, and Paul Leicester Ford, author.

To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select Let your birthday Bar and read the corresponding paragraph. your birthday star be your daily gulte.

SUNDAY, MARCH 23

'ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)---- This can be a tense, high-pres- sure day. Walch your emotions

un and keep them thoroughly der control. Hold your temper.

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)-

aftoire T'ersonal

prove may somewhat perplexing, but keep calm head and all goes well enough,

GEMINI (May 22-June 21)- Rest and relax today. After your usual morning devotions, suitable plon sono recreation, is the day.

CANCER (June 22-July 23)- There are two opposing trends today. Take stock of which way the wind is blowing and act ac cordingly,

LEO (July

24-Aur. 23)

care

of your health. Altènd to all de- tall work carefully.

LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)- A pocullar situation may arise for clear-headed- which calls nesa and unusual tact. Get into the driver's seat and stay there. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov, 22)- Things may not be too calm on the domestic scene, so do what you can to pour oil on troubled waters,

SAGITTARICS (Nov. 23-Deo, 22)-Store up

and nervous energica physical

for future use. This is one of those take- It-easy days.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)-Don't attempt to experi- ment today. Stick to trusted methods and you will make out better

AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb. 10)

There is an undercurrent of un-Steer clear of Intrigue if you rest. Stay calm and take

con. There is an undercurrent is un- of secretiveness which healthy for your best prospects, PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)- Provided you have things well Conservative in hand and a well-planned schedule, all should go ahead in an orderly fashion.

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)-- Don't get involved today. Keep your lite simple,

action is deanilely the best polley now.

DORN today, you have a naturally analytical-even a slentile an orderly mind. Your ideas and thoughts come in procession and you follow them step by step. You usually plan well ahead and know exactly where you want to be at a certain alage in your life. You probably will be there, tool

For you have a grim determination to forge ahead. You have intuitive powers which at times, verge on the psychic. You rubconsciously make use of this gift in your everyday life and It helps you to sense right decisions. Sometimes you will plon so far ahead that it seems preposterous to others. Yet, when the time comes for detion, you are the one who is ready to start. You have a great deal of physical as well as nervous energy and you can accomplish a great deal of work in a very short time,

You have a fine memory and you men rould probably do well In research work. You know how to correlate the facts you You uncover and then put them together in a new pattern. might make some Important discovery which would benent the entle world

You women are apt to be more tun-loving and frivolous. Gay and charming, you are fond of society. You are the type who would prove helpful. to an ambitious executive. You would know to which exactly how to entertain properly, whom to invite parties and, in addition, you have a rare talent for recognizing important people. Wed to someone under your own sign, the two of you could make an unbeatable pair.

Among those born on this date were: John Buriram, botanist; Samuel Hitchcock, jurist; Sir Charles Wyndham, actor; Huzel Dawn and Joan Crawford, actresses, and J. C. Lyendecker, artist.

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To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star.and read the corresponding paragraph. your birthday star be your daily guide.

MONDAY, MARCH 24

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) Don't let impure lead you ns. iray. Be cautious in combining social and business dents,

portners in business or domestic e. Forgive an error, then forge: it!

11 PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar, 20)-

can be done if you're astute. You have two active days ahead TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- so get an early start today and Self-control is the keynote to see that you accomplish a great this day's ultimate success, den important to your future. Don't act on impulse but check

all detail work.

GEMINI (May 22-June 21)- Clear up any work on hand so that tomorrow you will be pre-

ahead toward pared to forge

some new objectivo.

GANCER (June 22-July 23)- Now you can leap into action and start things rolling. The time to act decisively is now. Get moving!

LEO (July 24-Aug. 23)-If you have weathered the dificul- ties of the week just passul, then all should go well with you now. Green lights ahead!

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 28)— Clear your desk of any uniriish- ed bustadss so that you can be prepared to forge ahead with.. something new BODU,

LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)- You can bubstantially reduce the chance of error in your work if you take special pre erations today. It supervising, givo careful instructions.

SCORPIO (001, 24-Nov. 23)—→ Combine personal and business afiales judicially, You may have need for tact when oveniny: comes. Use

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 29-Dreč. 22)——Make sure that the basis of your major operallons In business is sound. Then step up) production.

CAPRICORN (Deo. 28-Jan, 20)

· How you fure today, depende ens tirely upon your own effort. It you are constructivo, progTOŃSİYE und "forward-looking, all goes

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb, 19) ---Uae - solf-control" with your!

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THE CHINA MAIL,

This Funny World

SATURDAY, MARCH 22, 1958.

"Of course I wanna głow up--hot downl"

A British Crossword Puzzle

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JACOBY

ON BRIDGE PARADE

Thought Is Bar To Overbidding

By OSWALD JACOBY

ERE is another dupllente HERE

hond that is interesting only as a probiom. In bidding. The problem is an unusual ons: How can North and South stay out of game? At all

tables North opened ond spade and South responded twu tlumonds. low Norths rubld to two spades and one scbld to three optimistically apades and then jumped to, five diamonds over South's four clubs, Still others biù four dia- monds whereupon Suolh con- tinued to Ave.

However, meet North players properly bid free diamonds and hero La where most Bouth players went wrong. They Bld four cluba Invariably North interpreted this bid as chowing the ace and would jump to five diamonds.

At the one table where North and South managed to stay out of game South did a lot of think

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3 Digalfed mulen (5).

It contemplating one, look beforehand (4).

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Wanderer (5).

4

Not so far away. (0),

8 Country (4).

10

Back at sen (5).

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One taking a meal? (6).

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17

Make some allowance (7). Paper (4),

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moment?

Man of account (7).

(7).

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Confer (8).

19 The immediate

20 Takes one's leave (7).

22 Periods (4).

23 Source of liquid asset?

27 Go without food (8).

29 Popular flower (6).

30 Not so tricky (6). 31 Skit (0),

32 Cooks (5).

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The city of rigour (0).

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25 He's not at home, far from

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20 Famous ground ($). 28 Dried up (4).

FRIDAY'S CROSSWORD-Acrom: 3 Decanter, & Impe, 9 Discreet, 11 Contents, 13 Eddy, 15 Nocturne, 18 Retainer, 10 Prim, 21 Live Wire, 25 Repeated, 28 Sign, Deluling. Down: i Disc, 2 Spin, 4 Erin, 8 Arcs, 6 Tread, 7 Ratty, 9 Demur, 10. Stunt, 12 Odour, 14 Drear, 16 Relt, 17 Eased, 10 Pared, 20 Impel, 21 Lard, 22 Vein, 23 Ibis, 24 Exns.

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BY. THE WAY.

by Beachcomber

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ing after North raised to three diamonds. South said to him- wolf, "I have a maximum pass and a lot of playing strength but maybe it will be wasted. North can easily hold a couple of nail hearts and a losing club. I am no going to bother about no- trump and I am not going to fool with a club bld. My hand ls worth one more bid and that bid is four diamonds."

Now North did some studying of his own and came to the con- clusion that South could not hold an ace and also could not hold the kings of both unbid sutis. Hence, Ave diamonds was out of the question and it seemed silly to bid four spedes, North passed and obtained a top score.

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TODAY'S QUESTION

The bidding is as above and you are again South holding; SAKOTÉK VO ŠKIS BUSES East passes ofter your parta ner's four-club bid. What do you, South, do now?

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changed her sold the man, "that's im-stunt." engagements, she

Yet she will "Where did you learn English?" clothes five times. always be the same to me

she asked suspiciously. "I was As the Rajah of Dham- at Rugby and Cambridge," he

viceroy's replied, "many years ago. hurupore said of D wife: "Plus ca change, plus no idea," said the woman, "that c'est la memsahlb. And, as you Martians had been coming dusk fell, far away in the fungie here for so long. How did you a rogue elephant trumpeted

got hore?" "In my uncle's space- Не lives at Weymouth Produce: Why did the rajah ship.

now." "Well, I never!" said the speak French?

Myself; Because his old mater woman. "And what do you do here?" "I'm preparing to blow feld him it was the language of the whole world up," he replied. diplomacy.

"I don't believe you!" said. the 's“shirt in saucepan woman. They wonidn't let MAN was fined the other

you." day for playing the cornet while cycling aking a streek It With an innocent smile Kos commented that he might

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hls cycle on a Adigarms officials. A man concert platform. One can only who was esked by a Post Office add' that a whole orchestre on official why he had no licenco roller-skates would contribute for his television set, sold, "It little either to music or scating. works all right without one." unless the players took off the skates or stopped playing the musią On the other hand, an orchestra on Billte, though pointless, would be more likely to play well under water, if the water was too shallow to cover the stilts, than an orchestra on frisky camels,

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Monday.

YESTERDAY'S

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ROCKERS Rock 'n roll-and ROCKED S exponents --- rame under heavy fire from two directions,

A COLUMN OF THE UNUSUAL ABOUT

PEOPLE AND PLACES AND THINGS

that I work here because my cold make some › extita inobby if he wore an advertise- Jobs so seerot,”

Ha letters were' written on rent for Joe's Bar and Grill- 1ted Nations stationery he cimblazoned on his back in the had designed himself. Ho also North Americen style. had business cards printed to back his clalina.

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Good hearchs, no,” he told sporto write

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In Washington, Vatice Packard, an agry 'young author, ncoused American radio and

la the propos ? uniform television of manipulating America's musical taste to boost A QUESTION In an anti stikoket, : Sometimes ¦ a. alk- thele profits.

OF DISCRETION'faywalking button waistcoat will do He told a Congressional com- the Wellington Council is lot. BABY-TALKM. Emile Corner, mitted: They are folting on sing loose in town each day a Americans whining guitarists, hired jaywalker. The public OFFICIAL music riots put to a switchblade is invited to approach any iny Metaco's permanent

"Kuiper Beet, and obscene lyrics about walker, and ask: "Are you the called a press conference to tell hugging, squeezing and rocking professional jaywalker?" all night long.”

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correspondents the first person each day from the palace the extent who thus addresses the hired of . 13 - munih - old Fríucess man wins A6. But Wellington Caroline's vocabulary. pollee urge contestants to put

Packard's latest book, "The Hidden Persuaders" is a best scellor. It is an attack on the men in grey flannel sulfs who wille advertising copy.

He was in Washington to back

BIL to ban radio and mild-ibolding men. television broadcasters troz entering the musle publishing and record business.

the question only if there is a Rooding from a piece or policeman around—or, falling paper, M. Cornet coughed that, to ask it only of small, lightly: She days "Da-da',

"Ma-ma', 'woo-Wao”. . - .**

"What was that, M. Cornél?” piped up a voice.

"Woo-woo,"

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"Don't you mean two-wo'?"

to asked the valec.

"She says "woo-woo",” repeat-

Broadcasters, Mr -Packard YOU CAN DO sald, developed public taste for rock 'n' roll, hillbilly, and Latin Wizard Sakuntala Devi has put American music, and then sell on these three "cheapest types of shame in Singapore. Asked for music" to the public through the fourth root of 7957328001, ed M. Cornet firmly," and "cret", their own music licensing Arms, both Sakuntala and the compu- This is a huge racket," he ter replied in a flash-but shouted, "and worst of all it gave different answers. spreads rock 'n' roll, which is nothing, tore than monotony tinged with hysteris."

Packard left the hearing room to applause from the public gallery, and sympathetic nods from the middle-aged senators.

Indian

Then it was found that the 27-year-old

wordan, who has been amazing mathe malelang since she was coven, was right

meaning thank-you."

"Azals," sold the, voice. "That means it

"Non, non, I said ́erel. The Princess can't pronounce the 'm'. The only other word she can say is ab-poo","

"Would you mind saying that again, sir? from the voice at

the back.

"Ah-poo," repeated M. Cornet. "Ah-poo. It means she has had enough. And so have 1.”

NEWS An African baby born 'NAMES in the Durban area been mamod his

A white The 44-year-old Englishman, South Pole Meunu. who stopped off at Toronto on baby born in Zeerust, Transvaal, cross-Canada exhibit'on tour, has been named Edmund Hillary was shocked at a sugg

on that Potgieter,

In Capetown, meanwhile, B NO World mooker champion civic reception planned for AD Fred Davis gave Canadian English roller Tommy Steem

cue artists a polite but dém was cancelled by the Mayor, lesson on how to dress for the Colonel J. W. Billingham. He Bard table. anid, "I have received many protests that the Mayor of Cape Town should associate, himself in any way with this so-called rock and roll ̧king' trom people who believe that rock and roll is to blame for many of our present troubles.”

"SPECIAL Wayne AGENT

Allard

Wright, 28, liked to shop at Now York's

on credit, And better stores he kept debt collectors from his door with the impressive excuse that he had been away on top missions for Dag setre

Secretary Hammarskjold, General of United Nations.

Wright was arrested this week and accused of posing for twp years as Hammarskjold's execu tive asistant to obtain several thousand

of dollars'

worth credit.

Attorney that

Assistant District

sald Nachman Richard when the teren dunned him for payment Wright excused him- self on the ground of pressure of his hush-hush work. He ex- plained that the bills hath piled up because ho had "just got back from Suez or a special mission to Moscow"

When credit managers tried in vain to check his plea at UNO headquarters, Wright would tell them, "They can't acknowledge

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