This Funny World
Kysldr
"They're just mad because I didn't win a prize at
BY
the dog show!”
THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
THOSE high heels on women's
shoes, which make them walk like cats on blazing bricks, were reconily praised by ⚫ doctor.
Tat the fullum and strain of driving will be
completely eliminated.
Prodhoge: Why, then, should anyone take a car?
Myself: It leules better, and You can always say, "We took the cor abroad." And the rail- ways will neke so much money that fares will go up only twice
The doctor said that These heels lead to healthier breath- ing.
The unhealthy breathing of women with normal heels is notorious. The psychological effect was also mentioned. High heels make the wearer think that she has very long legs, and become model. But u surgeon has countered all this The biter bit by saying that high heels couse bow-legs, lurock-knees,
or AN oldi wobbling. Ax a
shoo- mere
can
maker, may
I suggest thay if
An
the heel were worn in the middle of the sole of the shor, it would give
exquisite sense
poise, like a stroll on Prychologically it cure shor-neurn.js,
a tightrope.
would
the calceus complex.
In passing
132
HE day is coming when all THE
motorists will be able to take their curs by train. Those going abroad will take the car by train and boat. From the boat it will be transferred to a Continental cor-train. A large lorry will take it from train to hotel, where it will lie in the garage until the rewra journey,
CROSSWORD
ACTIONS
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1. The donkey come before the
service chief restaN. (9)
7. Marco the ard-riding explorer.
(4)
Я, Deuoed geer..
11. and the
enough (4)
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Opposite,
12. Bong and dance BLTY,
12. Pan we found doups 24 the
(5)
38. The 110West life. (4)
form of R.A.F.
49. Paterul days for Cacher warnett
the 21 ACTUSA, (4)
20. Afghan. Persian งเม Al that
21. Bee 19 ALBES (4)
22. Swart of the Eskimo.
23. Piabby. (9)
Down
13)
1. It's the truth, he says,
(1)
4. Might with a polo ? (4)
5. Most of the funnet la awajawed
by a prophot. (U)
4. Sometimes people are shaken to
6. It pays to do it. (0)
Burtles at 10 Down, 191
8. Juvenile, sometimes.
(4)
9. "NOW the one half world.
nature seems dead "~~-Macbeth.
10. Bea & Down.
14)
:14. Tugu, notILE“ ·
its bet loose
(4)
16, abg unge
not unknown
In the Mersey
10, 17. Beware t
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18. Man's bout frianda ki
Tibet? (4)
Weekendag'a solafusn
CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
(No.131)
A problem by J. Scheel (Magazinet. 1980). White mates "In three.
London Express Service
il your.
THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1957.
•JACOBY ON BRIDGE
No-Trump Bid Safest Here
By OSWALD JACOBY
NORTH'S two diamerd
re-
sponse to his partner's open ing no-trump was the Jacoby transfer and showed n heart sult of at least five. cards.
South's two hearts was the cutomatic rebid. North's bid of two spades was a force to game and showed that he held n sec- ondary spade sult in addition, to the heart sut: already shown by the transfer bid.
South decided to bid no-trump at this point. He did held four hearts but his stoppers in dia-
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THAT
SWEATER
DRESS
A "Mu?", th every Kiri'n wardrobe today ; le, .sweater dress, the versa. knitted
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sheath that's dream to wear and looks right in town or coun- try.
Pictured here 18 the Ideal sweater dress (by Susan Small) for the giri who leads An out-in-the- open life.
lo heavy rib..
bed chestnut
wool,
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WOMANSENSE
straight easy
lines, clinched in at the waist with a narrow belt.
The craffe-high collar can be turged over the head make a hoot, hoon lo khe girl prone to driving in open cars,
to
FRANCOIS' FRAME-UP
NEW corrective make-up, brows are not too far from the 4 designed to bring out only nose,
South
1 N.T.
West Poss 24
Norik
East
Pano
2
Poss
24
l'ass
2 N.T.
Pass
3 N.T.
Pass
the
Pass Pass
!
Opening read-♣ (
monds and clubs looked so good that he did not fear either those sults at no-trump
u
J
At this point North nude brilliant decision. He was look- right of ten cards in the major suits but he
still raised his partner to three ne-trump.
It was well that he did. Five r-trump was made but four hearts might have gone down.
Judy walked to a stuneillor's house the other day, anel announced to the official that she proposed to evict l us tils house was turing the amenities of the district by clashing with the couvell houses. Before the Astonisher man could speak, she said, "Your doorways are At the regulation width. Your garden is a disgrace. The tener
Ail Wet would have to do Is the wrong colour and too would be to open a dumond.
The windows are low.
un-East would win with the ace and hygienie, I offer you fourpence shin to the rise of clubs. West halfpenny compensation, would win with the appropriate
card and cash a second club. Refuse, and you get nothing. Pet your furniture in the street Tomorrow morning, and vacate 1 premises,“ Haute cuisine
It
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GERMAN biologist has dis- covered a method at nummifying ment by treating "as the Egyptians treated their dead rulers.“ By using a ehrmjent mixture which has already mummified à mouse-It is always the mice who point the way to higher things-the biologist hopes ta preserve inent for thousands of years. As cubedy is likely to wáni to guzzle R, that should be easy.
And men may rise on stepping
RONCH
Of their dead meat to higher
11.str.
(Tennyron.)
His system, intended for those with no money or time to spend In beauty salons, Is called Physionomiiɛm.
"If the fuce is wide, then bring the *cycbrows towards the nose, bul
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QUICK - AND - EASY
PEACH
By IDA BAILEY ALLEN.
WHENEVER
as frozen dessort is served, it makes a plain meal Reom like a party," remarked the Chef. "But a frozen dessert
us made and served by fair, - Indies at the turn. of the century that was the party!"
"But what 21 chorel" ! replied. "To crack the lee, pack 1 freeter, anel churn
ice erenm шая an opera- tion reserved for special occustunk. So 1912 homemakers often mode a mousse, and froze It, without churning, by packing for four hours in equi paris of rock stit and ice chopped with their own lily white hands.
can
NO WORK
"However, today's fair ladies have that öld favourite, Peach Mousse, with almost no work at all.
"Just turn the
quick-and-
easy mousse mixture" Into one of the new tapered freezing fars. The food freezer does the
rest,"
Feach Mousse: Stir 1 tsp. un-
Over
MOUSSE
POPULAR PARTY FARE for nearly half a century—but such
a chorel - Peach Mousse now is a quick-and-essy job. In freezing tube.
4
hol
melding,
of drooping' eyebrows, as they lemon juice. Gradually stir in- will make the face look sad and to the gelatla older.
er
good points in a woman's "For a narrow fare you don't face, will be launched shortly in pluck the eyebrows too close to
by Francols, head of the nose and work your pencil savoured gelatin into 1 tbsp mousse shows slight signs of Britoin the Paris make-up
studio of to form П slightly painted cold water. Mell Elizabeth Arden.
movement towards the temples. water.
Slide onto a platter. Gartash
strawberries, Combine 1 c. soft fresh peach with
with closer pulp, tsp.
salt.
without alleed peaches, 2/3 c. beware powdered
sugar and 1 tsp.
DINNER Chicken Asple Lemon Wedges Veal Cutlet with Spanish Sauce Paralled Potatoes Chopped Spinach Steamed Berry Pudding or Fresh Cherries Hot or Iced Coffee or Tex Milk Steamed Berry Pudding:
is very long,
close
to-
Beat 1 heavy cream until sti; fold in.
water.
"Make-up," he says, "should provide a frame for the eyes,"
"if the nos To do this he divides the face wear the eyebrows
Rinse tapered (20 oz.) glass into hree parts. The
upper gether."
freezing Jor with cold part ranges from the hairline to
Spoon in the pench mixture. the eyes, the middle
13 goes
Francois usca grey penelis, Adjust cap. Freeze at least 4 far as the base of the nose, sharply pointed, to outline eye-hrs. or more, the freezing and the third goes to the point brows. And for evening he compartment of the refrigerator of the chin. To correct the puts a line on the lid ranging or in the food freezer. upper part of the face he con- from the inner corner to the céntrates on the eyebrows. centre of the upper ld, and To unmould, stand jar in the Blend 2 tbsp, shortening with the sink. Let cold water run over 1c. sugar, I egg and tsp. exactly the opposite on "In the classle face," he told lower me.
the cap 2-3 min. or until the lemon extract. third club lead would complete me, "the centre of the eyebrow the debacle. Dummy could raff is just above the iris, and the high or low but in either esse Fast would make his queen of trumps and beat the hand.
CARD Sendeas
A
Sift together 3 · already- sified enriched flour, sep. salt and 24 tsp. double-acting baking powder.
Fold in i c. blueberries. Add alternately with 1c. milk to the first mixture. Do not beat. Transfer to buttered custard
cups, Cover anugly
aluminium foll.
with
Cover the bottom of a wido Kaucepan with 4 folds of news- paper, Put in the puddings. Add boiling water to half the depth; cover; stcom-boll 1 hr. Add more water if necessary. Serve with liquid lemon sauce.
A measurements are level;, turn of the century mente and modernized recipes proportioned
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to serve 4 to
Household Hints Blemishes on your beauty
Culwork
with
or pieces crochet or tatting inserts need
careful handling on the Ironing
Q—The bidding has been: East Nouth West North 3
Double Pass 4 Pass
board.
You, South, hold:
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What do you do?
A-Puks. Your partner has hid your best mull but he has merely responded to your takeoul double and a slam is most unlikely.
TODAY'S QUESTION West bids four spades and your partner doubles. East passes. What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY
LETTER from all
anxious young woman By W.W. BAUER, M.D.
Never let the point of the iron dik
into the delicate asks what she can do about circles threads. See that the broad
der the Iron,
under the eyes,
have them
a
but the skin cover-up preparations, to blend the colour with The rest of the face.
Д
of
and
base of the fron extends across dark circles under her eyes. many persons the "fancy work," so there's She assures us that she gets the time, and for none of these
Oflen they ore no strain Involved. and use a plenty of sleep, does not in- reasons. protective preis cloth, or even dulge in dissipations, is not family characteristic,
clean sheet of Lisstie, un-starving herself to grow The darker appearance
slim and has not been ill. the skin about the eyes,
29 especially under the eyes, She worries about her ap due relative delicacy pearance, and tactful (?) inne, of the skin, and deep Do you know that zippers on friends ask her if she er colouring
these areas, your clothes need Jubricated occasionally?
doesn't think she needs 2 which allows the velns to show When a zipper is made, it vacation.
through; these are numerous und close lo the surface here. has a small amount of lubrica-; tion on it for ease
It is true that liness, futi Aging may accentuate the con- of opern-
emotional stress, zipper-fastened { gue,
the dition, Garments are dry-cleaned or menstrual period and
If one is not disposed to ne- washed, this lubricant gradually times the later mouthu of cept and ignore 1, the remedy disappears.
pregnancy may accentuate dark is. judicious make-up, or one of
By STELLA tion, but
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9
Ben today, you have an intuitive committee and campaign activity, but
miui.
strong 非
Joti
ary
wil be tipiest when W and # magnetic personality. You seem to 'muuniging, Jour W.T haine and KIw how to dẹni with all varying faintly.
kinds of humanity. Your reasoning At la posible that, in youth, you powers agg, kçen, und -uleri, hunte will have a desire to go on the stage, you are able to take in a situation. You may also like to travel,
But
at a glance and come up with a JG YOU, KLOW ulder, you, will profes rensemble solution, almost at once to westle down in one place nevi Your critical faculties
raise a family. Affectionate and de- well.
enonstrative în showing your affec- developed and you will do well at any work in which the wetukking it. Hows, you should find great hapulnes evidence and giving judgment in In marriage
ncerned.
in
Among those born on this date
You have the ability to speak well were; Count Lru Tukaci, Janze
public er en argue your Hillion and Mary Austin, authors; apkalimas ferfully. Stace your ate Ward Stephens, camporer: Alfred akt gympathette and tariful, yine are M, Landon, alatesmani Brainin ulile, to project your own lifas. As Villentine, dramatist; Joseph Stran - eliteter, and Neul Haniston,
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BOYS' AND
same-
from the physician after con- sideration of all pertinent für- tors. This condition may bo come a real social handicap..
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A common form of skin dis- ̈ ̈ figurement is the 'wen. This is Bags under the eyes are not
n swelling,
to often tending evidences of wild and loose grow in size, which is due living either. They are another plugging of the opening of manifestation of the special
oil
the consequent glond, and 19 structure of the issues around
of accumulation an the eye socket, which are der which hardens. Wens are most secretion, licate and loosely attached to annoying underlying in
they are structures. Aging, focaled so as to interfere with may emphasise the condition.
wearing a hat or a collar, but they arc always unsightly. They are easily removed by a minor surgical operation under local anesthcsio, and with minimum of scarring,
moy
DARK CIRCLES
Like dark
circles, it run in families. The remedy is plastic surgery. but the re
should commendation
GIRLS' MAGAZINE
The Eagles Go Hunting
deer," said Hiawatha, He crept out with his bow and arrow,
Teddy sold to Knarf: "What are we going to hunt?"
"I'm going to hunt for bread and butter," said Knarf.
to
“That's not a good thing hunt for," sald Teddy. "Eagles don't hunt for bread and but-
do they?!
Now they were in their club' 10 suppose not," said Knart,
-Deers Aren't As Easy to Find As Bread and Butter-
By MAX TRELL
Then they made a sort of hide- Shadow Boy, cut of branches and wriggled KNARF the
walked up to the
fence under. where Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, ly spirit, even by those who previ- ously my bave lieen opposed to you. To find
and Hiawatha, the Wooden You men would make fine defence
Indian Boy, were sitting stare for you tomorrow, select your atiorasys, art and iterary critics and birthday star and read the corres- pending paragraph. It your birth-
bught to form a day star be your daily guide.
club," said Knarf.
Fine" said Teddy,
"But we're looking for 'some- "I've never belonged to a club,"
This seemed like a very sty thing to eat," said Knarf. "We'd better hunt something we can trouble CANCER (June 22-July 23-Take Hiawatha said: "I think we rible idea. The only
should call it The Eagles was that there was nothing to eat."
Judges. You women would do well
In any kind it personnel work of
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER TO
VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23).De. monstrate your leadership by know, the trad
making Cecisions,
ing what to thọ in a crisis and especially if they involve money handling novelal and business, mat water in a partnerstily), less miciently.
LEO (July N-Aug. 2)- your LIBA Repl., 24-Oct. 23)-The css is selling on itic, rond, at morning, and éveniri, nture Bin N
cipate an netive and moduelive day. beil, today, for you?:eftorky The but be wary during evening hours.
may bring complications.
SCORPIO
(DEL 24-NOV. 22]-BA
the proverbial "go-getter," "Phn 11
a time to demostrate your posliler sppreach tu dally preblenia,
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, 23)— Be sure of your judgment in a ter of importance and then
nake
in progrear along the streets all. CAPRICORN Dre, 23-Jan. 203- Be on your guard during the after non curs You may Terelva new prooɔißlan that does not reach eatlift pricipations.
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AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 193- InЯletive and leadership-plus round judgment-are tsetori" whten determine the degree
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PISCES Originally
wi your
(Feb. 20-Mar. 201- Ja idea end action wi!)} pay excellcat dividends now, B: air that you make the right de- cision.
ARIES Calar, 11-Apr. 20)-Concen- trate on sezing that your personal aftales ora in order. Now is the time to act on domestle matters toul
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TAURUS (Apr. 21«May 21)----Look before you leap, this mume that the In active day, but make sure activity is in the right direction. ORMINI (May 1-June 21 socially busy and happy day You will (Gid that friendship, ia one of the most railsfactory pleasures in
Umiany
words of Tour Jettern
oc titure CRIJ you make from the lettes in the Agtere
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the left ? 10
making earn Word, LAN Jetters in each of the sumi) squares may be used once unly. Eneli word must contain the large letter in the centre guare, and there must be at least one nine-tetter word in the tint. No plumis; po-Foreign words in proper, hamur, TOMY'S "TARGET: 15 words. 10 words. vary good; 23 Good valiant Solution
tontorrow.
SATURDAY'S BULUTIONS THE, HANE sented the wall, anti-neuf verbal milate allant de divers desant dels la
think
We
Club."
"That's a good name," sald Knarf.
houar, the question came up as to what the Eagles should do. "I'm going to hunt for a lion," We ought to eat something." said Teddy.""Then we'll tame it said Teddy.
Drid"
Sensible Idea
come
when
Warts are of two main kinds, both contagious, and both due to viruses. One is that cummon- ly found on the hands of small boys and girls, appearing for no apparent reason and disappear. Ing for nó discernible cause,
TOADS NOT TO BLAME
This come-and-go character is the basis for the superstitions regarding warts-that they are caused by handing toads, which is not so, and that they can be cured by touching them with a penny and throwing the penny Eway-which seturlly may seem to be so.
As pirerdy stated; a wari moy dry up and disappear any time, and if it does so_immediately following the performance of some form of zbrzezdabru, it is easy to see how a superstition gels started. The other type of wert is much smaller and more fot. but it tends to spread more widely over the skin.
Moles are of numerous types, mostly harmless except for their appearance. Therefore they one by one. should usually be let alone un-
cat.
It was decided to look for u could place where the Eagles meet.
"We'll go hunting and something," sold Hiawatha,
"What can we hunt?" asked Knari.
said pil hunt for a cow," And Teddy. "I'll make her give us
some milk."
፦ The cow wouldn't give Teddy any milk.
Half-Empty Jar
Kharf thought they ought find a hollow tree.
to
Teddy thought they ought to
Jool for a cave.
"Eagles
But Hiawatha said: don't live in hollow trees. They
don't live in caves. They live on
the top of high mountains."
Higher Mountains
Thiere
Bren't any high sold mountains around here," Knarf,
"Just that hill over there." sald Teddy, pointing to the low ol the other side of the
ы
fence.
It was a hill made of heaps of grass and wcode and dried branches that had been cut down the year before, Hiawatha and looked at it and nodde said: "We can make it higher." So they all set about heaping
HiQ-
rary under the term trend ses up the branches and piles of
dried leaves until finally watha said it was high enough
The three Eagles were gone they came back, "I'm going to hunt for 1 for quito # while, Finally Hiawatha was the first one | Iss their focation renders them
Rupert and the Fiddle-16
Rupert endures the noise a long as he can then suggests thur they walk on. They have barely started when he gives a cry. **** Look, there are some people, two of them on horseback come 00
let's ask them where we fare.""
horsemen turn towards them. Run- ning as fam as he can Ruper! reaches some bushes just 21 one of the strangera diaziounts" and faces him. "Oh my," grape the little bear he stares over the bushes. Here's another man
They shout at the tops of their, in weird clothes. Who on earth valors and to their delight the can be be?"
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back, He couldn't find a deer, disfiguring subjects - them to All he could find was a balf- constant relation. A mole on the face, under a man's collar, empty jar of jam on the pantry
or a weman's girdle, should shell.
Teddy was the
usually be seen by a physician second one
and his advice followed. back. All he could find was i bottle of milk
"The cow wouldn't give me any of her mlik," he explained to Hiawatha. "I had to get this from the icebox."
HAIRY, MOLES
jor
Hairy moles, and certain types of greyish hairless moles tend to become cancerous and to, sprend-s Krior came back with a card with great rapidity. Any mole board box full of bread spread that grows, bleeds easily
"changes colour or appearance, with thick butter,
The three Eagles had quite requires immediate medical ob-
servation. For your peace feast. The bread and butter and mind, so does any mole about Jam went very well with the which you feel any doubt or -bottle of milk.
concorn;
bet-
"Deer would have been ter," Bald Hiawaths, but, this
is pretty good."
FIT okay," said Toddy.
Very okay," said Knorf, Then the free Eagles climb ed down from their mountain and'rair all the way home.
Many akin blemishes tre.co. dured, when they height easily bb improved by relatively slight.. easy and inexpensive medical" or minor. Surgical tredimmt, But beware of "do-it-yourself in these areas. It's too easy to go. into trouble: