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THE THIRD MAN IN LIZ TAYLOR'S LIFE

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-OR WHAT MAKES A WIFE RUN FROM ONE EXTREME TYPE TO THE OTHER ?

HEN Mike Todd

sud:

#in't beaching for the

with altar

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one." that anci Elizabeth Taylor.

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Miss Taylor, now

By SHIRLEY

mengths

Joulette wheels ant ve boarks of the S nt, Hot,

Vegna

LOWE

better than to impreNS,

dest'k- He la square, storky, hatred, has a permanent enlour- scerelarits, publicity ind

could people,

„of arrives m

atrel

You Zsa Zsa Starf Come in weaning a basket bananas on your bear al would never motion 17

Za Zsa gave

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Her husband was -I Tad nobody wanted he parted any more, with £1,901 44, 114.

from husband Michael ing to k previnis

Wilding. has declared: "I

love Mike. I love beim - sionately.**

4: ZON depos Intion

troubles.

wile.

fi ressed in an old

Sport: arket and unpressed Trousers

he

yes-on The most expensive cule of every new city with his wwn supply of evian, 462341 sparefally

* $40,000 anil allinony

married vigurs Er his 40's, non-of-the-

(corge Sandris

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lean,

world.

cynical,

But Micha Wilding and Michael Todd make this lot of Nunes and ex-husbands seem

lik blood-brothers

She was referring to Mr and never bothered fro

about shaving Todal, not Me Wilding.

When

the purringe Hopper And

have always Dick s bbed "A man is only in noticed that when a much love one I am 37. Ive been married film actress leaves to love with this gut

I

ona husband, you can safe- ly bet your wedding ring

years

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Wilding! 1* IX. quiet, whim- sleal. A one-time painter turned etor, who likes nothing better than sitting around talking and nothing drinking very much.

and

120K

cham-

Greatest thing

sable

Spiddeg of his own screen process, Todti sate "Listen. have the greatest thing that ever pened in show business.

As you can see, the sign up that if the twice-married Missi Tavle should marry again, she

pkk wit

husband Wilding.

And won

*****ic

yo

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The Eggheads and I

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How do you make out in the marriage stakes? SYLVIA LAMOND, answering a quiz set by experts, finds that she hasn't a chance

does

The

You whe alit True or False?

TRUE

much

know really your husband? Apart from Recepting that he likes hot, buttered toast, sole on the bone, and golf on Sundays, suspects painted toe-nails, and hates the electric shaver you laught him for Christmas honestly, YOU don't

know a thing!

Men and women a

Late other

Afte Д million years -- report a group high-penenred psychologists. thtst th leading Amerienn saniye raition,

ft

I have been studying a survey base: on their researches, elaines that if I atawer certain questions correctly i sand a xoxt chance In the marrkige

takes

As a women frequently baffled by

mule 1 couldn't resist the

"understanling” iny And it seems I'm just

loding quota.

a dismal failure.

most talking.

may the professora f Harvard University, Women definitely do Host of the talking, so they win, FALSE, sty 1. A woman can hergelt hoarse, mi C++! talk precisely nowhere if, as som he sincils

argument, they husband (a) goes for a brisk

Lawn

walk like Mrs Billy Ballin's, or

rushes to mow the like mine.

The brick-wall partner Is always the winner in the end.

2

pspecially on big issues like "Shall the chlid go to boarding or day school!”

Mon are funder about their food, T, or F.t FALSE, RG1/

the experts. Intenaine studies altow that Women arr MHOTE fintoky than men.

Checis here for the experts. Early rising, breakfast - joving hustid please fe velen ut reletion,

To the

Women are better at Milving complicated problems han fre. T or F.*

PALSE, they say at the year sind al Stanford Priority shows that aren dre 50 percent mure proficient ag andying really complicaten! problems,

SO WHAT? For happy mwiz

lake give me the thun who can ive simple problems like whal to do with the eat when we go away.

Wumon Lend 10 էիր more cheerful and optimistic than men. T. or F.7

PALSE,

the cialas Women have mare than anxieties men, and shine them more, TRUE. Cross

my heart, know in ore hypochondriacs

kends.

TRUE, in my opinion. watch the smoked

Junt men with their mekon salmon, 140x1

fears unct

at lunchtime, while the little woman is being "ticky" over a cheese

and fillet stucks

sandwich in a snack bar

Test yourself on these seveni sperimen quentiors, and see if 3

The egghead. You agreg with more than I could.

Husband-wile arguments are usually won by the partner

Britain's

Small-car

Challenge

RITAIN'S first serious

Bundlenge to the Con-

car,

the

tinental small car monopoly will begin rolling off the in production line early toi October. This new sports Berkeley, will that Mike Told oner appared to weigh 5% ewt, have a top He says: "I've always said I flm the Tatler at the Edinburgh speed of slightly more than And he Festival in a tartan jacket and 70 mph and will cost, only a bi relaried. sn't like teling, beesuse “I'm to make the same mistaket ness man of 60: Conrad Hiton.

Tringed cowboy | £575, including purchase tom frightened trousers, you will readily ree af too nervitus #white-haired chubby man again.

10 enjoy it."

the difference between him and finitely homely appearanev,

Todd is brach, nisy, on-the- the Immaculate hero of "Spring long the back in coast with ball. A ume-time gombler turned in Park Lane."

(COPYRKANT) who likes nothing mapare sterica,

Mrs Hilton

GABOR

bust-

WILS

Z5A ZSA

that she'll be off in a trice married to a millionaire

But NOT with the sume

A friend ones rukh "The only

sort of mao).

For example: AVA him was his money,“ GARDNER first married a

little man called Joe Yule, who is better known

Mickey

Rooney, ih baby-

faced, fair-haired, bump

tious, night-clubber.

The marriage broke up

after a year. Said

"She was just

with ambitions,”

Then Ayn

not-so-little

Rooney:

a minor kid

married

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Dair of

PARIS BEAUTY PARLOURS

FACE LEGAL BATTLE

From JOAN HARRISON

1111 called HXTY Paris beauty pur machines, patted with serums, in

S

tours

have

managers, owners,

fushion,

of

tho

tax.

One of the car's most Interesting features is the stressed skin chassis and body, made from H com. bination of resin bonded moulded fibreglass to form 12 single structure of tremendous strength and rigidity.

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The Berkeley's engine is rpecially modified 322cc, British Anzani air-cooled twin cylinder 1wo-stroke, which produces 15 bhp. Its petrul consumption will

more than

the

It will have wheel drive through

dent spension on

coed gear box, with the

four

bolled in Paris being

slimming hand in band with the change

is hard

of professor plastered with embryo placenta ingine Faculty

Medicine been and massaged with electricity, Abrahuum Arshawsky, bet-

Kiving Ballon with

Tho the illegal ter known as Artie Shaw, a charged

case is welcomed by advlee on how to obtain a lim

but with al all the big beauty bean los, dark, slender mun, with a pracüsing of medicine, and nearly

operation 011 both sides

we wheels, Length is 10rt 3in, but parlours involved. their clarinet in his hand and a

to be able to get "We will be able to bring the ought

li front the there is enough rvoin

and back seats to hold two load of complex thoughts on masseurs and beauty ex- battle Into the open," said the problem legally settled."

New

are adults and two children. parlours his mind.

beauty perts will all have to appear hood of a famous international

"For a long time springing up all over France at The cors will be coming off He worried

about philo. before the Paris Central beauty salon.

beauty aestheticians have

at the rate rate of 50 a month. In the production line

of worried Court in November. The begged to be allowed to have the sophy, and

week. some of them women run a

Pictures show (lop) The new rekent doctor on the pre- gerious risk, by submitting to because Ava did not under-ense promises to launch stand what he was worrying great talking point in mises, but the French Medical dractic treatment, of aggravat- Berkeley sports car (Bollam)

Council will not allow it."

ing heart trouble or enusing Although only 10ft 3in long, the about.

France.

disenses of the skin.

Berkeley has tool for a small Have beauty The marriage broke up right to make

parlours the

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family, women better

Any doctor advising after a year.

looking by employing electrical practising beauty treatment machines and waving machines, commercially is liable to

he

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Mrs Haymes bolling them in vapour or re- chorged by the French Medical RITA HAYWORTH married' skin blemishes by electrical courts. Aly Klian in a two-part wedding means?

ceremony

afi UTNOCT,

Was

lieving them of any unwanted Council and hauled before the

Last year Dr Charles Cinoue, that cok a whole No, say the French Ministry who alters the shapo of people's

the French' noses, and

with charged International of Health atr

practicing medicino cabaret, and exatle floats bebbiriz Medical Council. Only a doctor legally

hins the right to give electrical and fined £30. In an impas- or ray treatment

remove sioned speech he told the cour hair.

innt beauty aesthetics was not surgery.

woman who worki cannot

about, on the swimming pool.

Her husband was

Kisted on "one of the 10 most eligible min

in the world."

Alwegs perfectly deemed, hic

or

A clause in the 1947 Medical allow herself to grow, old too could be seen suavely doing the Act states that only if unwanted soon,"

sttid. "For her right thing at all (for right places | hair la removed one hair nt.s encroaching age or ugliness, is around the world.

time, with tweezers can it be not an lifnessedt is a tragedy. When the marriage flopped, | dons" without the aid of a she needs all the aid acloneo Aly remarkood with grout good doctor.

can give her."" taste: "I cannot discuss, my Seventy-two policemen of the One of the lawyerg seting on personal affairs."

Health Brigado who investigated behalf of the beauty parlours Bita married Dick HarmeM | TAKALLETS BARZIOATS KIT OVAN Parin saat" "CSU HAN, the asset

JOHNNY HAZARD

HERE'S KITTY'S ADDRESS,

JOHNNY! GIVE HER MY LOVE AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND, OUT/

OKAY SQUITY WILL DO

0

1

STUVEN with

TRUE, say University of Minnesota Investigators. They assert that men talk about busines, money, other men, then LENT

in that order. Wherens

Talk about men--period!

WOMICA

FALSE, ty Always I seein lo wind up with the wives who tulk children, indoor platits, and kuchen gushgeti. 1 ust get myself to Minnesota

new

Wives underwand husbands better than husbands under- stand them, T. or F. ? FALSE la gine

The "right" ANRUCT Etusbanda KISACAS Jar better insight characters into their than vice

wive

versa

TRUE, 1 my onswer If not, what happens to the mind- reading male when it comes to choosing just

right Christman

birthday present, celebration, or theatre show?

the

Well, do you agree with the anung men than women, For "experts" or are your reactions somebody really

more in sympathy with mine? When marriage gels unbourable, would

rush psychiatrist?

four have you ever watched a man bolting along in his own Men nood Jetes sleep than motor-car-with his wife at the wumen. T. or F.T

TRUE. Women need moto sleep than men and find 14 harder to get up in the morn-

ings.

wheel?

Women watk moro wbot! men than men talk aboui women, T. or F. 7

you

to

I shall stick 10 the old routine... just rush out and buy a new hat.

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„JOHNNY LEAVES THS FIELD UNAWARE THAT HE IS BEING FOLLOWED BY SOUP, MR, AXIOM'S HATCHET MAN 444

RMJ 395

By Frank Robbins

}ON AN OPEN STRETCH OF ROAD, SOUP ÞULLS

ALONSGIPE AND BLASTS 189 HÓRHI

OKAY, MAC, COMB AHBADÍ I'M OVER AS FAR AS I CAN GHT/

...this situation calls for a

San Miguel

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