_KONTORE PALON SERVICE, TRE.
SAG
“I require some of your special talent, George. Would you mind sitting on this?"
BY
THE
WAY
by Beachcomber
AINTY is as dainty does.
DAINTY
Cuntains
F
as much pumakeryde Rice pudding was serveture, Send your old clothes to
five rump-steáki, ' and build to three elephants at Lontion the local agricultural clearing sta Airport the other day, "This inn for distribution to wandering homely inuch." commented herda.
enormous Mrs Crackling,
Perhaps Savile-row hard hit by
men 10 buy 400 suits, will turn out cheap, Bey Rise, "makes one, feel that edible its for cows. they are renily one of us."
2(u), Disraeli Buildings, cof the refusal of so many
corrected
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hou
"Three of pedantie walchmoker,
who been in the Airport queue for 17 hours, only they would give # some sighed petite; turtyish, dynamic Clare Fobstone, of Dex- hill. "it would make in feel une of thera." In Uganda," began an expori ufficial, "they use libge rice
beasts. puddings to trap there But he got no further. They all thought he was showing ofT.
Edible clothes for cows?
A track, Fix verts, and, two nap
In passing
A
\ IR-PASSENGERS bed just mot used to free gifts, apecial meals, mannequin parades, a so on, when along came the new tax. Passengers will now expect three far lines as rongy hustesses, In uniforms, Horgeou
free, more
intervals, a1 hourly rampagne
пал-мор television pro- and grammes. The tax will then go up. the at-lines Will end up
The the railways.
woman, with pail and map, w serve a thepenny cup
stowed tea- raves and a fossilined › såndwich
wn and Kixpence) during The light,
itke
warned Not much thicker
all 44 MONG the
time
women
wielding
WOMAN who had . baby's
a cow was refused ples eaten by dumogen. The judge said that the owner of the row bad people that the animal liked clothes to eat. By the agricultural land has been com- mandeered for Birt-tracks, olzfelds, and television palaces, farmer might do worry than drive their enfile into tailors shops; for square ment of cloth, and it the resultant butter Inles of tweed or what not, scientists will, have no Myself: Because e difficulty in proving that on once area e mare
for adjustment. of butter with clothing-basie be
"A pleks and shovels on this
ס
way line at Leicester Ix pick," says my paper. It will not be long before the local wils coll her husband Mr. Shovel, amu
Produose: But why Leicester?
Target t: time there would
YOUR BIRTHDAY...
By STELLA
די
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Science Isn't The Complete Solution
By OSWALD JACOBY
COME of the most interesting hands I have ever seen were constructed by Dr J. L. Thwaltes and Dr E. L, Field, of Melbourne, Australia, for use fri s' contest. One of these hands is shown today.
West opens the king of diamonds, and South, wing with the ace. Ife is exarcird to lay down the tee of spades and then lead the six of clubs from his land.
It East taker height of clubs, dummy's seven of clubs becomes an entry, South can tead the delice of clubs to the seven and then dia- bard his loving hearts on the king and queen of spades.
East fa expected to ser this danger.
he rises in and
the einerusncy by refusing to win a trick with his eight of clubs, Now Bouth can hul and puữ, but he will still love two heart tricks. cannot reach the dummy to get his divcards.
It's a beautiful hand, and 1 con- gratulate my Australian friends un ihelr Ingenuity, Nevertheless, mal report what happened when
43
NORTH
KQJ03.
B
*
Fresh 'New Accessories
379
100 8
474
WEST A974 ❤K942
EAST
4 10802
F
Q106
042
J753 85
SOUTH (D)
♥A05 A
MAKQJ10982
North-South vul.
South
2
3d
Pass
34
West North East Pazi 24 Pass Pass
暗
Pasa Pass
Рава
Opening lead K
I slipped this hand into a duplicate board at a focal duplicate game recently.
South usually played the hand at six no-tuuma atrod of six clubs, With a luzoni onenity, he couldn't plford to give up ans, cute tričká In the attempt to reach dummy. The enemy would just rian thclr diamonds at once.
Only one pair, played the hand at six clubs, At that table, the South player took the „Brat triek with the ace of diamonds, and then rattled off Leven rounds of cluba with great speed. The opponents got a bit rattled, especially when declarer discarded the lto discarded the
soarta from dummy1o they hearts freely.
Thereupon South took the ace of hearts and led another heart, slank- ins the king and queen on the samar, trick. Ifis last heart was now
TUESDAY, MAY 27
Sternry
of Your peculiar talent
keeping BORN today, you have
talent-particularly for poetry, your own counsel about your m You klould cultivate your gifte ideals and ambitions makes your
good. Rudden it, you are to in your best ex eventual success appear on
stroke of good fortune. Only
you pression in, any kind of a gareet-
your If you do not use this talent ad along, may realise that, al a life work, you wil, no
efforts have been bent towards devote your spare time to creative actileving 2. writing. Even in middle H, you might revert to it as a tarear. You have humour, wit, and origi- nality. Ure all of the gate in whatever you do.
doubt,
in
You have a friendly nature and oflen, nitract people who age not always to be trusted. Guard against this. De careful to whom you give Your · confideners. Also be warned You are energetic, ambitious and
marriage Against Impviriveness in You start know your own mind.
for you could make a mistake out in a straight line and usually early youtit. To wed in haste, for reach your goal. You are tond you, would be to repent at Jesurel activity and travel, which may ap- pear to be, diverting you from your To find what' the stars have in main purpose at times But the store fur tomorrow, select your Angl analysis, it will be clear that birthday star and read the ACTES. you have been working towards ponding paragraph, Let your birth- your ultimate cual all wie jjmel day star be yatir daily, guide.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 28
GEMINI
22-Jana (May
A fine shopping day. Why not take a friend along and make a day of
? Have luncheon together, .LEO
21) your sullock on some matter Worry can confuse the issup today. Importance to your future. Be
and
22)- optimistic, polille
CO SCORPIO (Oct. 21-Nov. uperative ond all will be well. A fine. romantle day. Make or re
CANCER (June
You can also de- 22-July 3) ceive a proposal.
velop your magnetic personality.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-llec. 22)— can't go into a new project blindly Make sure of the important seats, 233-
(Dec. 23-Jan. 201 CAPRICORN become you can secure good relaxation by
Indulging in outdoor 1-Feb.
Today 73)--
"AQUAIDUS
193- No matter how confusing things may
A ne Ume to map out your future be externally, keep your mind on career. If confused, seek expert od your job. Be encleni.
vice on the matter.
PISCES
(July
24-Aug.
You are born leader but in exert ing this prerogative, don't
overbearing or offlelous,
VIRGO
(Aug. 26-Rept,
LINRA (Яept, 24-Oct. 23)- Reading
203-
(Feb. 20.tar. and study will Improve Be careful what promises you make 1oday. Be sure you can deliver and make good on everything.
DUMB-BELLS
WHAT PARABLE DO YOU
LIKE BEGT?
THE ONE
·ABOUT THE MULTITUDE THAT, LOAFS AND FISHES.
EDGER BYNDICATE
BARBS
By IIAL COCINAN
NE definition of
ONE
bandi
success:
hus-
Any other woman's
1.
The big too reveals charac-
ter, according to a school
of
Paris artists, Perhaps we had botter not go around-barefoot,"
on
man, carved 100 words
ricotgirobably the start of a cercat story.
Hollywood. slogan, It's better to have loved and lost than
have been.
ARIES
(Mar.
21-Apr. 20)
It may not be a good idea to. TEX businers and pleasure. Seek social dates nutside the office.
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May
21)-
A good day to augment your ward- robe or to buy new things for the house. Deoutly your environment.
CROSSWORD
13 14
15
13
19.
120
ACTORY
1. Her things are changed after
harvest. (D).
6. Pures the alternative, (D)
it in offensivo, (8)
Exceed that darn scent. ()
1. One arm around mother and s
broken nes for defence, (D)
14. This age is for cecape. (4)
10. Put stain into material. (0)
10. Bueller. (7)
A mere drop of water? (4)
22. Er Hot in terror. (3)
23. Buggests a good blow out. (8) 24. Bhrál err, (4)
Down
1. Latin Zeja? Could wall DG., (0)
Word of honour not on. (4)
7. Involuntary contractions, (6)
Begone 1 (5)
5. Adam was dile. (8) -
átmi as changed, na Tanland. (6)
7. Far from straight. (4)
9. Portray Kep as a crooper. (5)
10. Lately to this
18. About a mongrel
10. I'm & Down (5) Confederate."
again. (5)
18. May be found in a pagoda.(4) 20. This ton is often by the cool. (3) Botution of yesterday'a punalä -Aero36)
12 Mond: 19, MAS 13. Arena)
Flo; 10; KINI KUI HRINSAM Deitler
་་་
It looks like a very silindolence by East and West, but.... It isn't easy to find five or six fast discards against a declarer who is playing quickly and a tride impatiently.
VECARD Sense
Q-3701
both aldes vulnerable, the bidding has been: North Eart South IN. T.. Double
West
You. South, hold: Seades 7-3-2, Hearts J-3-4, Platounds 6-0-3-3-2, Clube 1-6. What do you do?
A−B]d two diamonds. The com bined; hande will probably win two or three tricks more at diamonds than at no-trump. Hence it pays to bid the diamonds even though you are increasing the number of Erinks required in the contract. This bid is clearly a rescue, not a sign of strength.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding the same ne in the question just answered. You, South, hold: Spader Q-3-2, Hearts 3-5+4) Diamonds 0-3-4-3
Clubs Q-0-2. What do you do
Answer Tomorrow
CHESS PROBLEM
By J. ZALDO Black, & ploces,
White, a pieces,
White to play: mate in two.
golution to yesterday's problem:
1, K-K13, any; 2, Q, R, Kt, or P (dia ch) mates...
INTELLIGENCE TESTA HAPPY FAMILY
By T. O. HARE "YES" ald the Home
Secretary of Mythlon. "Our Cabinet is, you may SKY. one happy fuchit. 2 Just the live of us: the Minlater, the Treasurer, the War Kinister, the Foreigns Becretary, and mo. · Brazon"la my father-in-law; Frentz is my brother-in-law; the War Minister 1 going to marry my coda Minotaurs wife 31: the Troururer's sister Dine With ki, to-night, will your *The Prime Ministara coming; so uro itinotaur and Phesis."
·K accepted his invitation, of pours. The next night tires Minister dined with me. Gna
of them-Centaur-I
mesting for the drat Himse Ahe others were Origin and. Phoenix.
Att five Bintators hava BAI Mums what offien doen each of them holdt
(Solution on Page 10)
WOMANSENSE
Dishes With A Mexican Broadway, at Marble Arch Flavour (Orange Chicken)
By ALICE DENHOFF
A BEGINNER - COOK Dlonch 12 almonds. Remove complains that she wanted skins, chop;
add to chickon
to try out a recipe but that with c. peeded raisins,, one c. chopped pineapple, 14 tap.
cinnamon it specified "soft bread each ground
and crumbs." Wants to know ground cloves, and 3 c. orange how you can-
sira- crumb soft julee. Cover Ughtly and bread.
Well, when a recipo calis for soft or fresh bread crumbs, use left-over or day-old bread, Diecard crusts, and pick bread apart with a fork or crumble gently between Angers. Use while crumbs are silil soft. For "cubed" bread, simply cut
slices criss-cross with a fork.
Luncheon Salad
mer until chicken is tender.
Work one tbsp. flour smooth with 2 tbsp. cold water. Add to chicken here.
there, and shaking pan to mix well. Sim- men 5-8 minutes until gravy thickens. Take up chicken on hot platter. Pour over some of the gravy and garnish platter nicely with half-moons of avocado. Fass remaining gravy.
Tests of Six Types of Sewing Lights
While we're at 11, here's a wonderful luncheon salad, one that was served to us by a Moxican friend. To serve 4, saule one garlic clove and 2 c. soft brend cubes in tbsp, olive
If deep shadows darken the oll taken from 4 c. of the oll.
of arca
The
newing Saute unlit breed is brown oneedle
machine, the home seamstress all sides, then remove garlic.
sacrifice eve comfort, one expert Combine remainder of olive on home lumination stated. olle. diced celery, one The quality of light is important pimiento est in strips, one
C
because It determines the "shine- ness and density of shadows cast by the machine's moving parts.
diced, cooked potatoes, c. each coarsely grated onion and enrvals, 2 tbsp. minced green pepper, tbsp. cach Galt and Last year, a group of realden- chill powder, 2 tbsp.
vinegar til lighting experts conducted and one c. diced tinned corn-come teste un six different types
t
ed beef with the bread
in a big salad bowl. Serve on lettuce beds.
cubes of machine lights, and it was Toss.toured that the shape of the
To complement seasonal ou By GRACE THORNCLIFFE
THERE'S
wealth of new blouses, bags and other costume cccessories from which to make a choles this season. Shown is a crisply tailored blouse in pale pink tissue faille. The tiny man- darin collar is convertible, above pearl button from fastening, with two larger buttons closing the patch pockets. Good for wear with suits is this rigid box shoped handbag made with Д slightly curved lid 100. It comes in black patent leather dressed up with a red leather piping and lining. For that extra touch, * plaid slik shantung
laffelo collar-tle with a separate flower HAVE tender young to pin on. It makes a nice all
chicken jointed, scason in for a low neckline, or to wear
well, and brown pieces on all with a suit in lieu of a blouse.
sides in 3 tbsp. butter or int.
THISTL WARM
· DADDY TONIGHT
-PREL AND
CHOP UP A GOOD-SIZED ONION AND STEW IT IN. Vecz MARG TILL TENDER
BOYS'
And from the same hostess comes an exutic but not too - much so-chleken recipe. It
Mexican Chicken with Orange Juice.
Mexican Chicken
ADO
#4 PINT OF WATER,
12 MEAT
CUBE
1 тад SPOONFUL
OF SALT, AND
PEPPER TO TASTE
а
machine makes it difficult to obtain a uniform, shadowless distribution of light from this single source, and that the spread is too limited. Therefore, proper auxiliary lighting is essential even for those who consider the machine light sufficient
"Broadway," a black velvej off-the-shoulder-evening gown Inr for It them.
tends to
with large plumed hat and long soften
lace gloves by Elizabeth to shadows,
"plus" provide
Chantier, was shown recently of the Odeon Theatre, Marblo lumination at the neèdic. to
Arch, London, during a varade of fashions Inspired by Susan spread light over a larger area,
Hayward's clothes in the recent musical “With a Song In My principally to the left of the
Heart." The clothes were created by London Town, Dresser, machine where fabric is handled.
SIMMERTM* GENTLY HOUR. THEN SPRINKLE IN 9/407 FINĘ,
SEMOUNA
to
BOIL STIRRING, FOR 5 MINUTES
THEN ADD V4 PINT
OF MILK
REHEAT WITHOUT BOUNO
AND FINALLY
STIR IN
Yeoz of
GRATED
CHEESE
AND GIRLS" MAGAZINE
Ever Hear A Goldfish Talk?
-Teddy Did, But He Had to Turn Into One First!— By MAX TRELL
talk and talk and tnik TALK....and never make sound?”
a
an
Teddy, astonished out of his wits, cried: "No, Mr Mern, I'm a stuffed teddy bear!"
"You're a goldfish," repeat- ed. Mr Merlin, putung Away and his Elasses and taking an um- brella out of his pocket, "and you're swimming In [IVERY Ume" anyone would
with
good your "Extremely go near the fish-tank, Al-
foolish," said aquarium phonse and Suzanne, the two General Tin. "What's the sense friends Alphonse and Suzanne." goldfish, would
the of talking if no swim to
one can hear
Large Glass Room front of the glass (from the you?" inside, of course!) and press
Teddy got an idea. He "But, Mr Merlin" And at their faces against it, just as squeezed himself behind
the this though they were looking out bookense and knocked on through a window. Then they litle door that no one in the would move their mouths
house knew about. On the door was a card reading: open and shut, open and shut.
"They're trying to say some- HOUSE OF MERLIN - Magic,
Witchcraft, thing!" said Teddy the Stuffed Spells,
Enchant Bear to the rest of his friends ments, Tricks and Puzzles,
In the room.
remarked
"Very Ukely," General Tin the in soldier, who wasn't interested in gold- ish, not even talking ones,
A Singing-Poom Enrico Canory, who lived in tank his cage just above the and could, by sticking his head aut between two of the bars, look down and ace them, made up a little singing-poem for the occasion.
"I know two little goldfish Who swim around-around And talk and talk and talk
and TALK
*
Who Isn't It? After knocking two or three times, Mr Merlin's voice sounded from behind, the door. "Who isn't it?"
Teddy, who 30 used to these kind of questions from Mr Merlin, replied:
.
moment Teddy looked around and saw that he wasn't behind the bookcase any more but in a large glass room filled with water. There were sand and pebbles and stones on the floor, and plants with long, thin, green leaves grew up to the colling!
Then Teddy looked at him- self. He had turned red! His arms and legs had turned Into fns! He was floating of his stomach).
"I'm....yes, I'm a goldfish he cried,
over
vin.
3-12
Teddy knocked on a little door that no one knew about.
Poor taste in home decorating deplored
New York.
A decorating authority, is amazed at the good tasto women usq In decorating themselves and the poor taste they show in decorat- ing the house.
"It's
true," said. Spencer Stuart. "A woman will be turn ed out impeccably, with every thing in her wardrobe in perfect harmony. Then you walk into her house and nothing much la right,"
Stuart, colour consultant with figured the dis-
paint
one
company, crepancy must be due to thing the fashion people do a better job of educating the con sumer to style than the home- decorating people
**Stuart
said.
ão.
"Another thing,** Women enn EO
into a store and clothes...finding
try on
out
exactly how they look. But you,
can't try on a colour scheme in a room. The best you can do is look at fabric and carpet switches and
paint samples.
Stuart
admitted that no deepr-
ator and none of the people in the home-furnishings field has
come out with a sure way for the home-maker to know exact-. how everything will 1 ly
will look
once it's in the house.
His company is out with somic- thing called a "visualiser," with which the consumer is supposed to be to tell how, wall
nble he colours will combine with thos
mouths as Teddy had seen them de betoro, but this, me heard 'them!
she's selected for draperies, ruga
Al- and slip-covern.
"Hello, Teddy!", sold phonse. "Have you come to visit us?"
Teddy didn't know what to la
бау.
Now Ho Knows.
!
Even that isn't too good, Stuart said. The appearance of colour In a "blob" isn't always
as when
the same as w
it's intensified
i by reflection in the
the room. He
laughed
"That's what 1-sald," said "It isn't a lion, It isn't a hare, Mr Merila, silting on a stond
It isn't a girl with golden hair, with the open umbrella It isn't a flen, it isn't a fly, his head. He rested the
"He just dropped in for a
as he remarked, It isn't laugh or a sob or a brella
The Ideal way, of course, is against his shoulder visit," Mr Merlin sald for him for a woman to see the room while he put on a pair of "He noticed you moving your finished and then deelde If those heavy rubbers, "Pretty wet in mouths, but he couldn't hear this place," he said. "Ah, here you saying anything.. Now, he come your two friends now?" knows that you can talk.' Sure enough, Alphonse and "Well," said Suzatine, Suzanne came swimming over can talk to cach
It's
"Just what I thought," said Mr Merlin, opening the door And never make a sound!" and looking at Teddy through a "That's it," Teddy agreed, pair, of spy-glasses, "you're a 'chaking his head sadly, "they · goldfish!"
Rupert and the Toy Scout -27
The four pals decide what they -- that we might borrow. It belongs
are the
colours she wants."
He said that seeing colours on they'll look in the room is pos "sible to this extent. Study as
other......
to Teddy. They moved their mean, I can, talk to Alphonse, many decorating schemes as you. and Alphonse can talk to me.
RUPERT and the
WRONG PRESENTS
in department fumiture
can in
But we can't talk to anybody stores, drapery shops, and In
elso. But it's nice of you drop in on Teddy.
us," she-sold
the
magazines. to "From experienco comes
know-how," he said. "Why..a woman in one day on Fifth Alphonse and Suzanne took Avenue could nee 50, room sel- Teddy for a swim around the tings if she wished."-United tank, Looking through the Pross glass. Teddy could just about seo General Tin standing, in l the room with his musket over his shoulder. It was all quite dim....
"All right," said Mr Merlin: abruptly, umo to go home."
shut the umbrella and
kicked off his rubbers.
Ho
Hal Kundry and teddy be, Buy your thắt bagel entoured; Benings showe
There
· Reports – Advrakana
we
Mr
Meriln
My
$1:00
are going to do, to make sure that. - to Mra, Bunn who sells teas. Let's Santa Claus sees the stocking tree.
Then they separata: and; Rupert
ank her." Mrs. Bunu is surprised. to see him, but ́she smiles,
“and Bill run to the villages, - Dur; ¦ signboard's brokan,"
job is to find a sign-post, to show If you'll ask your Daddy to fix whẩu the tres (tr); says Rupert..t for me" alterwards : you, may “Look, "there's "obs over there bow 22"
ALL:NIQUES DESERVED
(Defy », kam · Suidh-time Morsdag „Free Wyndham Bi 1930 and Sababury Rd. Kr.
Miss Germany To
Enter · Miss Universe Contest
Baden Baden, Germany. Shapely, brunette Rorate H
And, an instant later. Teddy 21-year-old Nuernberg m was back in the room again; mequin, has been chosen. Göf- was gone. Only many a moat beautiful woman. General Tin was there.
Judges picked her from 24 con- "testants at this fashionable' spa. was just in the goldfish tank!" By winning, Mias Hoy qualified „ho said,
for the Miss Universe contest. at But General Tin just said: Long Beach, Callf,, next iñonth.*** **I'mmm ?*****
Teddy rubbed his eyes.
Associated Pres.