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AFTER THE BEST
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N July 15. Prince Philip, immaculate in 21 white uniform,
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he made another speech.
To the suspicious crew who had heard all manner of things about a gay young Duke, he said:-
"You have heard stories
about me. Most of them are untrue, but I am atraid you might get into fights here and there because I
am your commanding oilf-
cer. If you come before me
as a defaulter with a couple
of black eyes, I will under. stand. I am on your side."
To do some 'poodle-faking'
Since that time, the man
The Sailor Duke
OF HIS
London Express Servicė
YEAR LIFE'
By Robert Glenton
ship, It held records for He was the most junior in The equipment would not work. rank and command to other Philip used An ultra-very cleanliness and skill.
Admirois came to inspect the frigates in the flotilla. He still is naughty word. The crew were highly polished perfection which But when he leaves the Magpie horrifled as the Frincess locked was B gun. Ils tough captain in the next couple of days she on will be at the peak of her peace- emell submarines could
time reputation.
"Playboy Philip" is admired exercises,
Hank fell on top of Philip
·
To the sunburn, critical facco Philip spoke as a
new caplain.
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blank.
When regatta day came It was by the crew. There was a time Philip who saw that the Magple he came aboard from a "raiding boat crews won six of ten events party" on another ship with He stroked to victory one boat gash... Navy for garbage ・ ・
crow himself.
He made them practise before- over his evening dress. hand till hands were blistered and sore.
Flew it at
the masthead
was the
He is fond of driving the akimmer
fast frigate's molor-launch. He damaged. It the other day by having a joke on other ships' officers.
Phillp is piped to the skim-
T
WHAT'S GOING ON
By Ephraim Hardcastle
THE
London.
WE QUEEN, away from strictly State functions,
is always the first to enter Into the spirit of the dance.
Sho can and does perform the musical Яymnastics of "Bcamps A Daley," and the "Hokey-Cokey."
She also likes modern, fax- trots with smart, humorous lyrics such as "One of the Rov- ing Kind."
But BERT AMBROSE, who has played
through 25 of the Royal Family's dancing years, tells me that the Queen's favourite 19 the Viennese Waitz.
A third of the tunes bis orchestra played recently ak Buckingham Palace ball werd Vienaese woltzes.
They have always been THE KING'S favourites, Once Am brose played a waltz lasting 30 minutes.:
When It ended the King applauded for more.
PRINCESS ELIZABETH likes pleasant melodies. OF EDINBURGH
musle "hot"
The DUKE prefers his,
As in 1750
AN 18th century garden
has
home of MR EDWARD HULTON, the maga- zine publisher, and his wife, formerly Russian PRINCESS NIKA YOURIEVITSCH.
A been created in the grounds of the London
Recently
they entertained nearly 600 guests in fashionable Hyde Párk Gate, where CHURCHILL and EPSTEIN also live.
Arust
FELIX ILARBORD spent three months designing decorated outdoor nected by covered corridors.
rooms cont.
Guests danced in a blue and green silk ballroom... Coloured fountains played.
There were salmon, lobster, and foie gras to 'each. in a 70- foot supper tent
Spanish Flamenco dancers 12 cabaret and singers gave In a mock Spanish street.
Cort? About £5,000.
Guide wanted
They had met him once be- fore when, as a first Jeutempt he had had to lead a "board- ing party" aboard the Magpie which was apposed to have
The day Magple became mer with Navy, solemnity. Then Cock Ship of the flotilla he leaves the coxswain aboard mutinied, run up the Hammer and Sickle, and shouted "Joe the Duke had a huge red ply unceremoniously or puta-him in wood cock made which the ship the back sent. The coxswain is for King."
"ne ware proudly at the masthead. an able seaman, and the Duke There
to ABS
be
Philip From that time the crow backed goes swimming with him. resistance," but as
In Venice he was dining in a climbed
him completely. with the ladder
club He knows full well it
with guests when he saw revolver in his hand a rating
other specialists the ship's cook and other ratings gunners and named Hank stood at the top.
who shielded his inexperience (slightly merry) being refused a Sold Philip: "You're dead and kept the Magple at the head drink by a waiter. Said Philip: Hartk swayed and fell of all the more serious exercises. "A drink for my cook, please." realistically on top of Philly.
The
Arst day he took his ship
Ho sent down from the ward- Together they slid down the into Malto a large crowd watch-
room a portion of the royal their lack of manoeuvrability. for
and families of each mess. Instruction they struggled
Philip seized a chunk
Philip
Bad-hats. The petty officer on watch wood and almed at Hank, who perfect provision.
He got into trouble for using saw him, and the husband of had captured the revolver.
keep away the the heir-presumptive to He missed Hank and hit the his initiative improperly to take harbour nt British throne
Brst had a power- Magpie's
lieutenant the Magpie into
he thought the Lieutenant Gerald Pearse. For Malta when
weather unsafe. wore
SIR HEWITT Says
SKIN- some
He later earned praise when cers for being quick on his feet. NER, 76-year-old chairman of
the
There is a perpetual 'general the publishing company: "Hun- have been writing or ringing up, but we can't help
"Paper supplies have been cut, and we've not been able to .print enough."
the ratings call "The Duke," early in the morning with the ladder. Despite a "no friction" ed. For frigates are notorious christening cake for the
or "Dukey," has won the affection of his crow-in-a way few captains have ever done.
Says the Navy now, "Poor old Dukey, he's got
iden of stealing her cat.
ful hosepipe turned on him.
Philip, in his white uniform moulded to his body, and his
to go home and do some blond hair plastered over his
face, shook his fist. more poodle-faking."
Naval life has not been easy for him. There have been many disadvantages.
lime
Pearse
plaster on his forehend,
Still is most
ot
junior in rank and the dis-
The potty officer gave him another Inceful,
appeared into the night in wake logged boat.
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first lieutenant Pearse stood beside the Other stories the craw of Duke during his speeches as, a the Magple had heard were new captain.
Philip swore to join the untrue. They were from dis- Those first days in command British Navy after the gruntled
the people whom
were tricky. The crew expected put in their place, that a
commander qualified First World War days when Duke had
These sald he was tough and acting as a nominal first lieuten- It saved his father's life.
tyrannical.
ant would aid Philip. In fact
the he joined the Magple he carried on with When it was a proud and jenious crew.
Because he was a foreign prince, the navy quickly saw to it that he was treat-1 ed no better than son
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He would have to concentrate
They won't let
171TH nine other British Wstudents, I have just returned from 1 three weeks' visit to the Soviet Union.
Philip's carly naval days icaned on the side of Injustice towards him, for he Wherever we went we re-
the nephew of o
famous calved a warm
welcome froni uncle, the Dushing Cavalier ...
studen's and youth generally.. the
the British Navy
In Yel,
our discussions, we "Bhtty Mount Lord Louls Mount-realised the wide gulf between
mon
fondly Louis," botten.
calle
11.
was
ice-cold
with
wives
⚫ Philip has developed a reputation among off-
in
MOST sought-after book
timetable.
sought-afted, rollway
Hotels, offices, and. Individual. Fallway traveliers aro hunting for a copy of the A.B.C. Guide -without success.
dreds
he took Magpie out of shallow, tricky Monte Carlo harbour when the senior officer post of bad hats of the Navy. No ship wants them, but some of the flotilla ship decided
ships have got to have them. them. stay alongside the quay.
It is noticeable that somehow Philip keeps them away from
to
He is magnificent at seaman- ship and cool, but knows all the swear words.
Crew were
horrified
bis ship. He even manages to export his own. "Very crafty Is young
Philip.
I was fold, "very fly, indeed.'
He wears sun-glasses all the The time, even below deck.
He took Princess Eliza- truth is that he suffers from a beth on board on the defect in the left eye.
Greece. He tried to demonstrate certain equipment.
to same way
By GORDON J. BORRIE
the British Member of National Union of Students'
Just delegallon
returned the Soviet Union: from
In low Kraduate Manchester University.
of
-(London Express Service)
Dickens lie down
following a virulent attack on British and American
Philip knew, too, that he Misconceptions about life in mongers." would have to concentrate, For Britain
many people told "If you try you
him that can out-
Dickens
Worc
commonplace. ali quoted. In was
"WAY-
It may be that our hosts diá could have
compound had a wooden sentry
box.
We were told by our hosts that these were for the protection
The limetable. is the only complete guide to trains to and from London, apart from Bradshaw's, which costs more than twice as much.
The words flow
WH
JHO are the great orators? A man who must be on any short list.is now in Britain. He is MR JOHN BASSETT, a 65-year-old Canadian whose speeches surpass those of al- most any other orator I know.
Liko most Kreat speakers unusual charac- he has teristic.
an
The shops seemed well stock- ed, but whether the people had money to buy the goods I could not say. I certainly did not see he stands with his hands on the any fashionably dressed women. table or desk before him, rest
While his swords flow forth
of the buildings. We got They all looked drab by ouring his weight.
до
different story from Mr Beb Daglish, former assistant editer of British Ally and now sottied in Moscow transisting books and working
a tree-lance journalist.
Ex-Cambridge
Daglish said the barbed wire and sentry boxes denoted forced labour.
He saw regularly lorry loads of men arriving to work every
standing, and if you don't try seriousness as an authority on not know that we
to the views, morning.
your work will be awful."
So he tried.
the general condition of housing any objectiona in Britain today.
expressed.
man
tho
Murried women are invariably He became tha
home, term's Vest naval codet, passed One student cited Pickwick's We were greatly impressed by employed outside his sub-lieutenant's examino-adventures In the Estanswill the amount of rebuilding being doing even heavy manual work.
Leningrad tions with nearly the maximum election as typical of the corrup done, particularly in Kiev and In seniority, and become the first on to be found in contemporary, other towns overrun by the women employed in digging up sleutenant of the Mediterranean British politics,
tramlines. Germans, station destroyer. Chequers, It was useless to mentior, that
Dickens died 80 years ago,
Hosepipe was turned on him
's'andards.
We were struci, too, by the wide range of wages. Incentive the byword of the industrial wages system and the Stakhan- ovile shock-workers earn two or three times the normal rate for the particular job. A doctor, we were told, carns
less then
a bus driver.
"
PINNED UP
The chief Savjet newspaper
As publisher of the Montreat Gazette and Toronto Telegram, he is one of the Dominion's most induential men.
Although partially cripplad since a motor accident, he travels around with the help of
his wife's constant care.
He
still retains the immense energy and drive which rätsed him from reporter to a director.
A big show
Pravda la pinned up to every MY tip for the wedding of the main street for alt to read. A year the MARQUIS OF and | BLANDFORD and MISS SUSAN Needless to say, British other Western papers are almost HORNBY. watched ghts we
unobtainable,
They are young people with The view was expressed to us the champagne of life in their that there Was not need
Lor
.veins. Western journals sinch, the Not for them the quiet wed- Western polat of
view
ts ding, the murmurn, of modesty
NO RATIONING
4
bo
In housing we saw a great DINNER ATTACK doal of overcrowding. There,
Soviet youngsters were triend--which in a sonec, no doubt it about to be wed.
adequately deal wo, no Puby dit aboudated. With young couples were wooden shanty dwellings ly. They regarded themselves as is.
Their plans have yot Discussions with students al torming the slum quarters in all agree," and firmly believed that,
Wo endeavoured
during our announced, but I learn they, ways brought up questions of the towns and rural areas we we were held down by our visit to express the view thát a
would like to have a big, international affairs,
visited, and even in the newest
loaders the "warmongers" real contribution to world peace spectacular wedding with
-way movement of individuale Will it be at. There is no rationing of food, travelling between Britain and Abber Though there is no - and only milk seems to be in the Soviet Union could be bullt | fee for the Abbay, a big wed- ding there coux' cost over - £ 100. Bus it rests with Government to bring this about around 240.png
(Landen. Express: Mervice) **
It was from his career in that job-and from
In To them, never having hoard data in Moscow, two families Attics and Churchill stories they had heard Moita waterfront pubs that a different point of view from the Magpic's crew had forthed their own, our views were so sharing three rooms their drst opinion of their vid and incomprebornible that rule. now captain,
sold it was just imporalble for us, to As Philip cold, to of the get them carose
was the
would be mats Iron" treo two-3), the frilla and Westerbeler,
Many of the buildings wo sati short supply in the towns, but up. A lot be Sovjet-Charge " for a full-chelnia:
atorics were: true, tako Lati On one occasion, we all fell in the course of comtriction it is extremely dimcult to RINCES There was one when he tried obiled to remain seated when were surrounded by barbed general living standards from to board a companion steakogora tosal was proposed, at dinner wire, and each corner of the what we saw.
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