MUTT AND JEFF

WE WILL NOW BE FAVORED WITH A SONG BY JEFF ACCOMPANIED

BY GUS GEEVEM ON THE.

PIANO!

'AND N'ER FORGET

WILL I-I-I

AND FOR J

BUN-HONNIE ANN-HEE LAURIE

I'D LAY ME-E DOWN-N

AND DIE-E-E!

THE CHINA MAIL, MAY 6, 1940

By BUD FISHER

CAN I DEPEND ON THAT?

IS MISS LAURIE IN THE AUDIENCE?

Variety.

Programme

0.00 p.m.-"For the Children”.

Today's Wireless

Traditional Nursery Rhymes. Intro: Little Nut Tree: Bobby Shaftoe; Once I Saw a Little Bird; Pussy Cat: My Lady's Garden; Lavender's Blue; Buy a Broom ....Annette Blackwell (Soprano) Plano,

with

Studio "The Fairy Cobbler" by Aunt Susan.

Faery Song (from "The Immortal Hour')

....Albert Sandler Trio.

'Animals On Parade-Tune: Old Macdougal Had a Farm; The Who's Zoo at Whip- anade....Animal Entertainers with No- velty Accomp.

"The Circus Studio-4th instalment of

that came to Tea" by Aunt Susan. Polly, Wolly Doodle....The Rocky Moun-

taineers.

ZBW 355 M. (845 k.c.'s) and 31.49 M.

9.52 Megacycles

(Freeman & Covered Wagon Lullaby

Leonard).....Peter Dawson (Bars-Barl- tone) with Orchestra & Chorus. 6.30 p.m.-Closing Local Stock Quotations. 6.32 p.m.-Harry Roy and His Orchestra in

Dance Music.

Lilacs In The Rain-Fox-Trot. Rumba-The Gaucho Serenade, 6/8-God Bless You Mr. Chamberlain. Fox-Trots-You Can't Pull The Wool Over My Eyes; You Gotta Know How To Dance (Alm 'Colleen'). 0/8-Follow The White Line.

Winning

CONTRACT

(By The Four Aces)

David Bruce Burnstone, Merwin D. Maler, Oswald Jacoby, Howard Schen- ken

World's leading Team-of-Four, Inventors of the system that has beaten every other system in existence.

·

+

A REAL FREAK

**, ** 20.9 Fox-Trol-My Heart Belongs To Daddy, Comedy Quickstep-No Words-Nor Any-

thing (fim 'Everything in Rhythm'). Quickstep-Sky High Honeymoon (film

'Everything in Rhythm'). 7.00 p.m.-Musical Comedy Selections.

"White Horse Inn"-Selection (Stolz & Benatzky)....New Mayfair Orchestra. "Sunny Side Up"-Vocal Gems (De Sylva." Brown & Henderson).... Light Opera Company with Orchestra. "The Love Parade"-Selection (Schertzin- ger)....Jack Payne & His B.B.C. Dance Orchestra.

"Music In The Air"-Vocal Gems (Ram- merstein & Kern)....Light Opera Com- pany with Orchestra,

7.30 p.m.-London Relay-The News.

Gilbert

And Sullivan

Mayerl, Sandy Powell and Others. Comedienne-The Dicky Bird Hop (Ronald Gourly): An Old Violin (Taylor & Fish- er)....Gracle Fields with Orchestra. Orch-At Dawning; The Land of the Sky

Blue Water (Cadman); Alice Blue Gown · (McCarthy)....Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians. Humorous--Art (Frankau-Handley-Crick); About Cruises (Frankau-Handley-Crick) ....Murgatroyd & Winterbottom (Two minds with not a single thought) with Monte Crick at the Plano. Piano-Over She Goes-Selection (Mayerl)

....Billy Mayerl. Comedian-Sandy Goes to Sea: Part 1- The Stowaway; Part 2-The Shipwreck ....Sandy Powell. Plano-Three Dances In Syncopation: (a) English Dance; (b) Cricket Dance; (c) Harmonica Dance....Billy Mayer). Comedienne-Wish Me Luck (film 'Ship- yard Sally'); Danny Boy (film 'Shipyard Sally')....Gracle Fields with Orchestra.

8.00 p.m.-Local Time Signal, Weather Re- 9.15 p.m.-London Relay-News Summary.

port and Announcements.

8.03 p.m.-The Regimental Band of H.M. Grenadier Guards with Peter Dawson (Bass-Baritone).

9.30 p.m.-London

Rule".

Relay "Under

Nazi

9.45 p.m.-Excerpts from Gilbert & Sullivan. 10.15 p.m.-A Dance Programme.

8.33 p.m.--Varioty with Gracie Fieldg, Billy 11.00 p.m.-CLOSE DOWN.

K.C.O. TENNIS

MISS STOKES PLAYS WELL

*

If yesterday's tennis práctice at vice that would not discredit a man, Kowloon Cricket Club is any indica- and a cross-court forehand drive which tion, K.C.C. should have a most suc- is very powerful. cessful League, tennis season.

Mrs. Williams, after an absence from

There was

a splendid turn-out of the courts of 12 months, made a re- To-day's hand comes from J. Frank-fit so perfectly that a Slam can be lin Bell of Washington, D.C., with the made. We would like to imagine our-possible "A" and "B" Division play-appearance yesterday but developed a question: "Who did what wrong?" Our selves being clairvoyant in East's post-ers, while the number of ladies pre- blistered hand which might cause her opinion is that the little imps who tion and dramatically passing out the sent reveals no lack of possible ma- some inconvenience. sometimes do tricks with cards were entire hand. But we admit such would the case we'd have working overtime when they set up not have been the freak hand for North and South. opened with a diamond and we'd have doubled six spades. Our sympathies go out to East and West.

South, Dealer Both sides vulnerable

4

♡ QJ10 7:

6 3

◊ 9 8 5 Q 62

A 9 8 6 5

◇ 10 7 6 4 8

87

**

***

Other players who took part in the terial for Mixed Doubles Division.

mixed trial were:-Men-E. C. Fin- Notable absentees yesterday were

cher, E. F. Fincher, G. C. Burnett, A. Mrs. O. Burnett and Mrs. Kevan, who E. P. Guest, A. Crawford and A. Zu- are both indisposed, and S. A. Gray. lauf. Women-Miss Harker, Mrs. M. Showing marked improvement over White, Mrs. Violet Fowler, Mrs. Sme- her form of last season, Miss Margaret by, Mrs. Knight and Mrs. Sweeney. Stokes was the most impressive lady There was a full turn out of "B" Saturday you were Howard Schen- on view yesterday. She has a fierce Division players and the club should sliced cross-court forehand drive, a be in a position to field a strong team ken's partner and held:

good service, reliable backhand and is in this division. Of the old players not afraid of playing at the net. Play- F. Grose, D. J. N. Anderson, N. A. E. ing last season in the "B" mixed team, Miss Stokes is now considered a cer- tainty for the "A".

K9 74

A K

K Q 10

♡ AK 4

AKQJ

2

A 10 4 8 097

K9 6 3

The bidding: Schenken

1 2NT

Q J 10 7 8

9 8 5 2

♣ A J 10 4

The bidding:

South West North

Pass

14

Pass 2♡

Pass

Fast 10

4A

5♡

54

6♡

GA

Dbl.

Pass Pass Pass

With his

.terrific hand

naturally had

East al

SIISH HARD VALUES

OF THE POUR-ACES #VETEN

ACE KING.. QUEEN 1 JACK.

most an opening two- bld. Everything de-

(?).

Burnstone You Jacoby

Pass 10 Pass Pass

ANSWER: Your correct bid is three clubs. Having jumped to two notrump, your partner will not pass this bid. Now if he bids four clubs, showing a good club suit, you can afford to go on" to a Slam. If he merely bids three no- trump, you should pass.

Score 100% for three clubs, 60% for four clubs (indicates greater club strength), 80% for three notrump (inadequate).

QUESTION NO. 402 David Bruce Burnstone is your ably correct fashion, partner. You are the dealer and hold:,

veloped in a reason-

although perhaps West

should not have bid

six hearts, in which event East would pro- bably have doubled five spades.

The way the cards lay all Declarer had to do to make his Small Glam was to play the spades to break, which he did..

K 10 x x x

The A

Mater PASS

Jacoby

20.

What do you bld?, (Answer. Monday.)

Hands such as this seen to occur about once a month. Obviously neither. North nor South has any sign of an' opening bid, and yet their two hande | Inc.)

(Released by The Bell Syndicate,

Mackay and R. T. Broadbridge were on view, while other "possibles" were G. A. White, R. S. Capell, F. Kengel- PROMISING NEWCOMERS backer and A. Zulauf. Kengelbacker, Mrs. Sturgeon, a promising newcom-a "B" Division player of some years er, also caught the eye. She is gen-back, gave a fine display and appears erally steady but is rather vulnerable likely to secure a place, while Zulauf on the backhand: Another newcomer also merits consideration.

Other potential League players, who was Mrs. Ad! Zimmern, who looks to

is an ex-turned out, were J. R. Turner, D. have potentialities. She tremely hard hitter, with a first ser-Hung and P. Wynter-Blyth.

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