THE CHINA MAIL FRIDAY SUPPLEMENT MARCH IN 193
CABBAGES AND KINGS
Out Of Form
The dart player whose efforts
went by the board.
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An Effort
A jazz conductor has written
a serious work for a symphony orchestra. We understand it is to be set to music.
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This Week's Couplet
When the moon is crescent-
shaped.
Old potatoes can't be scraped.
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Looking Ahead
According to a hairdresser, the fashions now prevalent will be the langhing stock of the near fu- ture. Hair to-day, and scorn to-
morrow.
So To Speak
A well-
1-known explorer has just left on a buffalo hunting trip through Africa. We wish him a Happy Gnu Year.
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Risky
A writer says he has arranged a wrestling match between his two uncies. This may lead to strained relations.
That's All
A Californian man of 103-has proposed to a woman of 100.
All
he has to do now is obtain her father's consent..
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Terminus Talks (Railway station conversations are usually of a stereotyped char- acter, says an observer.)
I was one of those whose phrases froze when the guard said "Take your seats,”
And each “Adieu” as the whistle blew had several brief repeats;
I answered "Quite" to "Mind yon wrrite," and then said "Che- eria?"
And breathed again the old re- frain, "My love to So-and-So.”
Your "Mind the door"? had one encore, and my "OK." had three. And when my words were “Top- hole Thirds" you said the same to me
· As the wheels revolved we each evolved expressions bright and
NEW
But 'twas then too late they had met their fate in the prattle of Waterloo..
Warning
Two heads are better than one except on the following morn-
Our photographer took this picture at the Cottage Club Gymkhana.
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