DADDY, REALLY THINK MOTHER IS AWFULLY MEAN TO YOU:
YOU THINK 50? BY GOLLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU KNEW IT RIGHT NOW SHE'S HIRIN A TOUGH MUG TO KEEP ME LOCKED
THE CHINA MAIL.
Bringing Up Father
ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO B CONTROL
HIM?
LADY' WHEN IM IN DE FIGHTIN”, RING LALWAYS SHAKES HANDS [VID ME OPPONENT AT DE
BEGINNIN OF DE SECOND ROUND CAUSE IT'S DE LAST ROUND FER{
MIM.
THERE MCIS.: NOW REMEMBER,
HE IS NOT
GO OUT CH
THIS HOUSE.
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IF HE TRIES IT,
GOIN' OUT DE COUNT
TEN.,
CLAREMONT
PRIVATE HOTEL Austin Road, Kowloon. (Facing the Kowloon Cricket Club Four minutes from ferry'
by bus.)
Suites of rooms (single and double), bot and cold water system, all modern sanitation, private bathrooms attached.
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I'LL PAY YOU WHEN I GET BACK, BUT SEE THAT YOU HAVE CARRIED OUT MY ORDERS.
UP.
DAT'S ALL RIGHT; LADY, I'LL CARRY DEM OUT.
OH, HUM!
NICE
PLAY MATE
NOW; LISTEN, BUDDY DON'T TRY TO PULL ANY TRICKS ON ME.
JUST MAKE UP YOUR
AN'I TOLDW DINTY I'D MEET HIM
AT DUGANG!
ME FATHER WUZ AFRAID OP ME WHEN I WUZ TWO YEARS
OLD.
MIND YOU'RE IN, FER DE DAY.
COASTWISE
by
"ALGIE" BENNETT,
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HONG KONG HEIGHTS
For the information of visitors the following list of some of the highest points on the Island and Mainland is published:-
Victoria Peak
Island
HOW ARE WE GONNA GIT DESE TICKETS TO JIGES? IF WE RING DE DOOR BELL. HIS WIFE! MIGHT ANSWER IT
IF THIS GUY WOULD JUST LISTEN TO
REASON, BUT HE'S JUST PLAIN DUMB,
GEE! I DONT WANT TO RUN INTO. HER, ILL TROW EM IN HIS
WINDOW.
THAT'S HIS ROOM ON DE THOID
FLOOR
DUMB AS THEY MAKE EM ??? WHAT'S THIS?
0
1 GÓT DE TICKETS TIED TO DE BRICK, I HOPE | KIN HIT
DE SPOT.
IP COULD
JUST HIT ON SOME GOOD IDEA TO GIT OUT:
HE WÜZ GONNA CARRY OUT ORDERS EH?
? WELL
IT LOOKS AS IF HE'S GONNA BE CARRIED OUT.
Feet.
182%
Signal Station
1774
Mt. Parker
1784
Mountain Lodge
1726
The Eyrie
1723
Peak Hotel
1805
Taikoo Sanatorium
1000
Mt. Davis
877
Bowen Road (flerbeds)
297
Mainland.
Fest
Taimoshan
3124
Kowloon Peak
1971
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TO-DAY'S PROGRAMME,
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6.15-7 p.m. (approx)-Chinese, Programme.CAN
ing the New Queen's Hall Orchestra (L1723R).
Florodora-Voral Gems
(Lealle Stuart),
Columbia Light Opera Co. (DX126). The Yeomen of the Guard (Gilbert &
Sullivan)--Vocal Gems,
Columbia Light Opera Co.
(9654)
8.20-8.56 p.m.-Band Music. Voyage in a Troopablp
(arr. G. Miller),
Ignaz Friedman (D1040). Fox Trot
Violía Solo
Rourtanian Folk Dances
(Bartek arr. Brekuly),
Joseph Sziget! (LB6). 9.30-11.30 p.m.Dance Music. Fox Trot"?
I'll be Good Because of You, Ten Cents a Dance
Sunshine and Shadows,
Share My Umbrella Waltz
Regimental Band of HM. Fox Tr Grenadier Guards (DX8).
Other *****
Cupid on the Cake,
Sweetheart we Neod. Each
Safdier on the Shelf.
What's the Matter Abic? One
Yatt Voll Mr. Cohen
(5060)
(CB170)
(CB186)
(CB218)
Fox Tro
Alma Mia,
{OB201).
Waltz...
Flear IFA
IAmour,
Fox Trol
(CB258).
Loncromo Little Dall,
Regimental Band of M.
Grenadier
Cuban Love, Bung
Ogn Step
Can't We, be Friends,
(CB149)
The Toymaker's Dream
Fox Trot
Moanin
Low
(CB207)
Fox Trot
On
Wa
Fox
You
Little Balcony in Spalt
Sided Why
Choo Choo
(GB228):
Klas
Tr
Away. Once Loo
Htand Up and Hing
To-murrow
7-11:30 pm- European Pro The Evolution of Dixie (Lake), gramme of Columbia Records
7.08.7.22. p.m.Operatic.
Aida-Grand March (Verdi),
Milan Symphony Orchestra. (Brzi.
& Chorus (9606).
The Magic Flute Overture (Mozart),
Sir Thomas Becchiam conduct- ing the London Symphony, Orchestra (L1001R). 8pm.Local Time, To Vide
#20 p.m.-Light Opera.
*Vocal Gemis BEK Bullivadi) Columbia Li
Frederi
Londór
Opera Co.
Dubray Somery, Band Hoview of Novucat Pub by Messrs.
Francis Day Allinter)
Ja Debroy Somers Bandon
SERAGENTNIM (DX227)
8.56-9.30 p.m.-Instrumental
Vulin Solo
Filuce Saudades do Ball" #CM][hawar Levy),
Bourred in B Miner quel
ro Orchestra Piano
Los Cloches dd, Cornoville-Vocal Gains
era Col
Josepa Sziget (D1033). ein E Flat (Chopin)
Steel Behaniz (D1048)
Stand Up and Sing
Oklahoma, d
Waltz
ma zo Romanti
Jus for You Caron Fox Trot!
Summyske She's so Unus
DEGRADED FOR ESPIONAGE.
Roumanian Major As Soviet Agent.
Thousands of spectators, by
(5089) Vitation of the con the regiment,
(5678) witnessed the
of Major Vetzaru (CB101) espionage
viet Russia.
*(6070)
to Love, You,!ALTH:: Same?: Always
We Used to Do, B210)
(08147)
* Indiana Sweetheart V -(CB255)
Fox Tret
Blus Rosc
If I Had Three Wis Blue RoseBum
Dancing Your Sta
Hayon't
from
Euro
io Co.
Malmai