THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPII, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 1986.
How to
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become an autumn
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BLONDE
RE you a sun-blonde-brown-haired in winter,
A when hats take all the purkic out of your hair,
then ripening to gold when the sun shines?
To Increase the effects of sun-without harming the hair-wipe on some spirit, such as enu de Cologne. The spirit, without sun, would not lighten your hair, but the combined effect-of su and spirit is to net as a bleach.
So that the under part of the hair does not show through darker, change the porting occasional- ly. As spirit is rather drying, rub in a 1tle of of sweet almonds at night, to counteract this tendency.
A LONDON WRITER, round-the-world traveller, on the way through China finds-
Hongkong is as smart as Paris
I
N the guide-books there is always a piece headed, "The Romance of Pei- ping-Mysterious, Glamor- ous, Fascinating.'
If you turn over a few pages you will find "Facts About Hong- kong," just like that. You will learn its distance from London (11,000 miles), ita total popula- tion, which day it is in London when it is five o'clock over here; but none of them will ever call it Romantic.
-and clothes are
ten times as cheap
Inspiration
for a dress:
the straight
up and down
Chinese robe
with its dis.
But then Hongkong (was it I who said it or two other people?)
is
not China, though exactly what it
creet calf-
is 'neither I nor any
has bothered to find out.
high slit shirt
is much
other scribe
It is as smart as Paris, as neon-
lit as New York,
as
sinister
other
Singapore, and, like most ports in the world, it has its Chinese quarter.
Air-cooling Revolution
HONGKONG makes undies
accentuated.
There's a lot of inspiration for
look around to
dress designers though, if they like
thore you can
streets. The get in Paris and for a Chinese Exhibition In London offer- tenth of the price. Walk up and ed nothing as decorative as the down the Street of Thousand street-cleaning coolfe's wet-day out-} and One Nightles and look at them. it, which is made of natural coloured I walked that way myself. Now coconut fibre, fringed at the bottom, there are only 000.
und with wide, fringed cape sleeves, looks like Snail-skin
The forel residents are mostly It In trade, There is none of the ulmless amiablity of Peiping.
They go to smart restaurants and wear smart clothes, and think Oriental-style decoration is op- pressive." They live in an air-con- ¿litioned atmosphere; air-cooling has revolutionised life in the tropics.
ants to give me one more Chinese meal before I left China, maybe for years, maybe for ever.
We had a lot of good Bungs to eat; I'll tell you all about a Chinese dinner another time. Meanwhile I seem to recollect promising a piece about bean shoots, that typical Chinese vegetable, and how to grow them. Well, here's how.
You can use any sort of dried bean: broad beans they say are good, You lay them out on damp fannel. keep it damp and in the dark until the shoots are at least an inch high. Then you fry them in hot oil for frum two to five minutes according to how crispy you like them, and add them at the very last second to n stew, a curry, or a mixed vegetable dish.
Not the sort of Place for You
FTER dinner we went to
certuin sinount
Di talk
ROUND ABOUT by
T
The Showman
“HE stupidity of it all 10 appalling. Everywhere nro propagooseygandists, foaming at the beak, and wandering, up- stairs and downstairs, to blazes.
Our blood is being made to curdle, our spines are being chilled. We are told that the nations Billing on a powder-barrel Splenetle splen report ile latest drops of venon thrown uff by the "circles"-diplomatic, authori tative, military and financial-in their crazy, whirling dancea.
Qulle mad it seems and quite hope- less.
·Aud all we want-Bert and I-is'a nico quiet time, with a bit of money and a bit of good, clean fan.
That's all Funny, in't it?
Looking Ahead
MEANWHILE, to regain the good
humour for which I am fainous
I am taking leave to fix my vialonury eye on the year 2000. And what do Ince?
I nee nothing: that is the beauty of it.
Stay My glass clears as I empty It. I see the world convulsed by two im portant events. First, Mr. Winston Churchill has just completed his neventy-sixth life of Märlborough: second, a sulky daffodil hoa turird and bitten Mr. Beverley Nichols on thre Ankle:
Generous Impulse
A WOMAN motorist, who was ficed"
for obstruction, was sold to have admitted that she had looked into ene costumier's shop for twenty minutes.
Or. na the dear old song put it. “I nm not past buying your window,"
Reversion to Madness'
Now to the consideration of a phrase that will be killed only when all the publicity-men and journalists are laid end-to-end-"The world's best-dresand
woman."
But have you thought of the powder- barrel on which it alia? The dull, fish- Ike face of the husband-at-break: fant brightens romantically as he reads 11. The wife, knowing that she can never rival this description, determines to make up for IL by being' a better, sweeter little woman, and, as a starter, affectionately hacks her husband on the ahiris when, he sets out to business.
He retaliates lovingly by funging at her with his umbrella, A hit, a pal- pable hitl She screams. The hour
The fire-brigude is sunt- collapses. moned. Flits start. A rlot. Pelice. Troops called out. Revolution. Civil war. The end of the Empire.
I tell you, the careless use of this phrase is fraught with danger.
From the Heart PEOPLE гiewhere have been invited Lo reply to this question: “What pclnts have struck you about any ex-
it isn't only the foreign girls but the rich Chinese who are smart in Hongkong. They are wise enough to Wear Chinese style dresses, but they about oplum and heroin dens, sailors'
perience? Joints, and mysterious dives, but they have plenty of Western influence,
The straight up and down Chinese were "not the sort of place for you, robe with its discreet calf-high slit my dear."
skirt is, in Hongkong, much accentu So I never got to see anything | ated. To begin with, it is made to more during than a night club with fit at the waist. The slit in the skirt a cabaret consisting of a couple doesn't stop at the calf or even at of tangoists, a vocalist, a set of Hula the knee if the leg underneath is Hula girls, who danced gally, but worth exhibiting.
decorously, to Hawaiian gullars.
Hongkong Es cosmopolitan all
With some dificulty, I managed to persuade.some.of.the-local-inhabit- right..
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HONG KONG SOCIETY FOR THE PROTECTION OF CHILDREN.
HEN there are amah sults made of lychee cloth, which is shiny and blackj
The total Expenditure in 1930 on behalf of and looks a little like snail-skin. I bought one of these, or, nather, a sick and destitute children is estimated at two-piece suit; a man-amah's trou-$22,000, against which the Income to date is sers, which are wider and longer than $20,000 only. the woman-amah's culf-length, tight- In order to continue its work, the Society fitting panta, and the woman-amah's asks for the balance of
$2,000
clothes top fasicns close up at the neck, before the close of the financial year on
The female Hongkonger looks West for her, inspiration in --except for the smart tailored day the sults of tropical sulting and evening suits with white, tight waisted, exaggerated- shouldered mess jackets worn over blouses with black bows at the neck, with a plain long black skirt.
These are of the East if not East- ern, being copied from their boy friends' dally wear.
Ats at the waist, hak elbow length 31st October, sleeves, and tastens with cunning Hon. Treasurers: little loops and buttons across from Mr. A. McKELLAI, C.A., the front of the neck and down un-
c/o Mackinnon, Mackenzle & Co.,
P. & O. Bullding. der one arm. Lychee cloth would also make fine, alcek, Western style Mr. KWOK CHAN, evening dresses. They say water runs off it if you ever had to walit home.
c/o Banque de L'Indo Chine,
Hongkong. September 15, 1036.
Disregarding the obvious-as the vicar bald when getting up off a sting- ing nettle-bere la the chance of a Brelline for Mr. Baldwin to give his real impressions of a night in the House of Commons. Thus, perhaps?........
1. I always seem to be apologising
for somebody or other
3. Lloyd George would look a different
man with a proper haircut. 3.I know I must have said something
-ilke "Trust me," ore
that I'll never hear the end of
4: Why on earth didn't I stick to business, breeding pips, and reading Mary Webb7
Dangor To Aryan
THOSE members of Herr Hitler's bodyguard, who have been pun- ished for having failed to prevent the American woman kissing him, are now writhing with shame.
"Did you not realise," they were told, int the Leader's moustache was in danger? Did you not realise that danger to the Leader's moustache is danger to Germany? Did you not realise that the Leader's moustache is part of his sacred equipment as a Hairy 'un?"
I may any that I have already been shot for making this atrocious pun. SOUVENIR
"I now have a cup at home of which I am the proud possessor. My dream really came true."
Most of us find it hard enough
to get away with tea-spoons,
Wags' Corner
DAD. I don't and this book much use," said a boy who had just begun to collect butterfles and moths.
"Where did you get it from?" "From a library. It's called, 'Ad- vice to Young Mothers, but there's not
word about moths in it,"
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I It may be run down, but the householders won't be offended. it's lower in price. You ask your broker!
8 Hoopoe wasn't the right bird, but it seems to settle who wrote about it.
▸ Shows inability to combine hun
and ate?
10 ff he plays dominoes, he begins
with double-sixes.. 11 Confuse. 12 Possibly
put on the line. 14 Free-handed with the whip
about a certain time.
10. The officer in charge hus prob- forgotten all about the ably great Greek who started it. 17 A horrid lle.
19 Mr. Lansbury's tree.
10 How, we creep about.
23 Has a long tail and ten feet and
an edge for a seaside feature.
ten
20 A great man in his way_and_
Rounds attractive. 27 Ges
out, evidently belonging to
28 4-grant actor.
20 There's spirit in this card.
30 Infantile quadruped,
31 Give off.
32 A Shakespeare princess. 33 Kind of finch.
34 A 13 Down.
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2 Without difficulty.
3 Could be
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