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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1934.

THE CANINE HUMORIST

Dog That's Laughed at

and That Laughs

DACHSHUND STORIES

Although he may not be tho smallest, the Dachshund, for his size, is most certainly the longest dog in the world.

It is not generally known, how- over, that the Dachshund, whose appearance is often the cause of mirth among those who do not know him very well, has, perhaps, a mare highly-developed sense of humour

than any other breed.-

The famous writer, George Meredith, had a Dachshund called Islet, who came from Sir Fitz- hardinga Maxso's kennels at Heligo- land, then n British possession. When Islet died, Meredith wrote an epitaph in verse on this "wagging humorist

dwarf-legged on boxing gloves." This was not just postle licence, for Meredith and Islet treated each other as equals. and shared jokes together. The dog would often enter the room laughing and showing all his teeth, with eyes sparkling with fun, and

It by chance Meredith took no notice, the dog would rap on the coal-scuttle with his paw-and con- tinue rapping until attention was pald to him.

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BERNARD SHAW ON HYPOCRISY

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Mr. Benard Shaw criticised English hypocrisy when he presid-} ed at a lecture given by Madame F5075-Evergreen (New Film)---Solection..Campoil & His Orch Levinskaya, the pianist, at the New | F5076--London Sulto (Coates 1) Covent Garden

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Commenting on Madame Levins- kaya's address, which was "A New Technique of Living" Mr. Shaw F5077-London Suite (Coates 3). Knightsbridge

said: "That does not concern me very much, because, as I am in my 79th year, it is rather late for me to get a new techique of living. I would have to nequire`ʼn sew Hfe before that would have any effect

(or me.

"But I would Rke to know how I should have lived. I am fairly con. vinced that I have not always been successful in finding out the right path, and, though it is too inte, really, I should like to know what I ought to have done. There is sil time for me to find salvation. "As you are a generally English audience, I many safely assume that none of you has any technique" of living at all-that you have tumbled through life as best you can.

MAKES PEOPLE AWKWARD.

"In all questions of this kind you have to consider the physical

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The present-day Dachshund fully maintains his predecessora" reputa- tion for fun-making, and many are the stories told of the Dachshund's determination to enjoy himself even In the most unpromising situations. A famous Dachshund breeder tells the story of a dog he owned, The average salad consists of let-fact that in English society every who was extremely fond of retriey-tuce leaves, slices of tomatoes, and body has grown up on hypocrisy. There mayThat is what makes people so ing stones thrown by anyone who chopped spring onions.

not he probably not extremely awkward in many ways. would 'take on the job. The usual or may procedure was for the dog to find a sliced hard-boiled eggs.

It is not a mere physical awkard: stone, and with an appealing look Sometimes the lettuce is chopped [ness; but very few people know in his eye and persuasive little

any how to behave nicely and tactfully. noises in his throat, Iny it at the and then, if it is left for

length of time, it quickly turns and get through life. feet of someone-preferably a com-binck. There are lots more things plete stranger. On one occasion that may be added to a salad than "The reason. Is owing to this rather serious fire broke out in the just these ingredients.

general demand for hypocrisy. If village, and when the fire was at its height the dog was seen to go For instance, you may like ct-ou are a female you are taught to up to the hat and perspiring captain cumber and radishes, or beetroot, behave like a lady, and you know of the fire brigade, and then and or cold cooked vegetables, such as perfectly well you are not a lady. there invite him to participate in puas, beans, carrots or potatoes cutļaut merely a human being. And if a little game of stone-throwinjt. into dice. Experiment with your

very great difference-

"I have long been convinced that

When You've A Little Springtime

Both from 'Evergreen') #5092-The General And The Private

While on the subject of humour salads: blend vegetables cooked and you are a man you are taught not K man, but a gentleman. in dogs, the secretary of the Na-raw together, and try different to be tional Canine Defence League,kinds of dressings. Mis fruit and There is a whose clinics handle over 70,000 veretables together, such as grape-between an ordinary human and a sick animals every year, says that fruit and lettuce and chopped nuts. gentleman, it is extraordinary how quickly all. Serve salads combined with cold ing dogs brighten up as soon as cooked fish other than salmon.

the notion that the brain is in your they realise that treatment is being

Try sardine salad, or salad with given them and often they will evenm chasse, or chicken mayon-head is a complete mistake. I have Day visits of courtesy to the clinics naive. Whatever you do, see that known men who have brains in

own account, showing your salad ingredients are really their fingers und none in their. every sign of appreciation and plen cold, the lettuce, etc., perfectly heads whatever, in the ordinary sure, for some time after they have crisp. If you have a gas-operated sense. You often find an extra- been made fit and well again.

refrigerator you will not need be THE "POM" AND THE COLLIE. told how easy it is to keep your

ordinarily clever and One little dog whose appearance vegetables, etc., beautifully fresh mechanic who, if you asked him to belies its real character is the for days.

describe what he does, is pitiably Pomeranian-which, although it

helpless.. A brain is a thing that fis all over you, A football player's may not look it, is a tough little animal.

brains ore .in.lls shins or in his toca."

om their

The "Pom is one of the little dogs that form the canine stock-in- trade of the cartoonist. When a picture of a dog is needed as one of the accessories of pampered luxury, the Pom is often chosen as the model.

Then authentic Pomeranian is

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BASIS OF NEW TECHNIQUE. "Your Money-And

Madame Levinskaya said that the Your Trousers"

basis of her new technique of living was to teach people how to Bandits in Canada noW force co-ordinate their muscular actions far removed from the Pont of the bank clerks to surrender not only with their brain. "So few people," ordination in their ordinary every comic pictures. Despite the fact money-but their trousers as well. she said, "have any sort of co- that show specimens of to-day aver- Over 2,500 dollars worth of day actions. I once told a well- age about 4 lbs. in weight they are jewellery was stolen from a manu-known doctor that 90 per cent. ol real dogs in every sense of the freturing jeweller at Montreal by the English people have no word. It was a representative of this method. the breed who recently fell 700 feet

Three young bandits raided the over the Spielkogel in the Austrian Alps, and remained in a ravine for premises in broad daylight and, at 30 hours until rescued by a hut pistol point, ordered the clorks to man who was lowered by a rope. take off their trousers. When the The dog was unharmed by the fall clerks had done so, the bandits and exposure. The breed is extra- made their "getaway." ordinarily hardy, and it is quite common for a litter of pupplès a

to

arc

ordination. He replied, I entirely disagree Ninety-eight per cent. have no co-ordination."

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8 Sink and man who set it going.

10 If the yarn happens to be about an abstainer, il's just tattle and nothing else.

11 Neckwear such as the hosier is

never without.

12 Half the wood must appear to

exist, whatever mood fi be in. 1 An uncomfortable malmly. 16 Decres (anagram),. 17 Rodents.

few days old to be installed in out-of dogs. The variety that has out- door, unwarmed kennels in winter stripped all the others in popularity with their mother, and suffer no jis, of course, the Rough Coated harm.

Infant they seem to thrive Collle, but the others have their "Most of this fallure to co- on this sort of thing.

adherents. In addition the jordinate la due to our faulty educa- Some people say that the Pom is Smooth variety there the tional system. Children are never more prone to bark than other Border and the "Beardie" who, al-taught how to co-ordinate mind and breeds, but a persistent barker re- though they have never figured on muscle, and many of them learn veals bad training on the part of the show bench, are dogs of charm, bad habits when they are first his owner.

and the Beardie Collie has achieved taught to write. Many of them sit The Pom is a really tough little the distinction of having a famous in a cramped position, with their dog.

novel with himself as the hero-arms unsaturally contorted, and The Colile or sheep-dog Is, to none other than Alfred Ollivant's usually with their tongues sticking sume discerning eyes, the comcliest "Owd Bob."

out."

20 Mother queer in a large tent, Madame Lovinskoya said that fi 22. Not yet night.

the borogroves one aut on a senside promenads and 23 All were

("Alice"). watched people going by, one would 24 Meditate-not as the cat does. be impressed by the awkward way 27 Put out. most people walked. "Many men 28 Quick put into words. walk ofther too stiffly or with 11 29 Varies according to your station either with a mincing little step or alouch, while most women walk (two words). with a sort of coquettish swagger,

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1 An American rowdy. 2 Going aloft as a

reputation,

3 Chonen or the other way about- often with a cate following.

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porty,

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6 Useful to the plumber though

it reads like a Communist lens. (two words).

7 Present German policy that enri

be made into a lancer.

D More than a scrap cruel: (the

... serap's inside!). 13 Gave a giant a

boating.

14 Disigurements.

stone and a

18 Insect and animal and object of.

dread.

19 The motorist's 18 Down and a bird for an English mountain.

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