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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1933,
by the presence of Japanese THE SOCIAL EVIL: troops. Only when this plan was carried through did Japán
STUDEBAKER adopt the attitude that San- TYPES AND CHARACTERS
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operation.
-The new Studebaker models will Hoon ruake their appearance in the Hongkong Hotel Garage, Show rooms, and a demonstrator will be available for all who wish to try out this new system of control.
THE HONGKONG HOTEL GARAGE.
The longtong & Shanghai Hotels, Lid Incorporated in Hongkets, Stohle Road
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The Very Idea!
THE ASPIRIN TEST
By Edward "Cough-drop" ·Kally.
England won the fourth test by two whooping coughs and ten blood-blisters,
At least, that's what the result
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It was announced during the lunch adjournment that E. Payn- tor, the Lancashire ·left-handed batsman, was in bed suffering from tonsilitis and that he would probably take no further part in the Test match.
Not to be outdone, the South
Following the announcement that Paynter, the Lancashire left-handed halaman, is in bed suffering from tonsilitis, the Australian Board Control has cabled the MC.C. protesting against a left-handed man hav- ing tonsilitis. The Board con- tonds that Paynter contracted tonsilitis in order to gain more publicity for the visiting eleven, and, while sympathising with Paynter himself, refuses to al- loy Bradman's halitosis McCabe's whooping cough to be aide-tracked.
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Next day the Daily Press solomn- ly announces that Mr. Payriter's
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Hongkong Telegraph quantities of cheese which soon have known her in the licensed disguised in the form of "Trind disease, and the correspondence
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1933.
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was ever heard of.
Not to be outdone, the Austral ans develop a counter-casualty. Woodfull is reported to be suffer. from pimples following a visit to the M.C.C. dressing room, The Critic brings out a
Bonsa-
churia no longer belonged to China. Her recognition of the
In that ovent, they remember new "State" was obviously do-
mistress signed to support the myth of order of things that the treatment with due gratitude tho genuine independence. The facts of delicate cases should be in- who perhaps has taken the active Over All Engine Worry. have now been clearly put on cluded within the scope of the But the foregoing are rather ax-
record, and it romains to be Po Loung Kuk. But he la verily ceptional Instances. Full automatic kinetic control seen what the Assembly of an optimlat who can hope to find Descending the senle, we re should be, for quite apart from of fuel mixture, temperature and the League will do next week in the fulfilment of all rediscover that creature without the leg theory, the present sorios spark, featured in the new 1933 and precisely what Japan's re- quirements. Indeed, it has been compare, the aly brothel-keeper, | has acquired a definito medical line of Studebaker cars, is said action to the indictment will be. found convenient to follow the fitting mate of the procurer and aspect: by corporation engineers to be!
line of least realatence by sonding of decency, who imposes her focussed not so much on batting trafficker, Insensate to all motions Public attention these days is the most highly perfected and
undesirables from the Colony, terms as she will, knowing advanced system of carburetion
full and bowling averages, as though as often as they are de-well that the victim without and ignition over achlovéð in an
Bradman's blood pressure and ported they will return; and are Government licence is not in [1 automobile. Virtually, theas
Tate's swollen feet. refinements render the new Stude-dinary words in the English lan-continue ad infinitum. Of late we self.
It is a commonplace that or- again deported. The process may position to retaliate or help her- bakers absolutely independent of gunge have often become proper notice that other ports have for another, so it has come within weather. Even at zero you need numea.
But just as one creature is prey When the first Earl permitted themselys a say in the the natural order of things that merely turn the switch key and of Birkenhead took as his motto affair. Singapore, for instance. In her turn the mistress of the
"Smith of my own fortunes" (in has put its foot firmly down, any unlicensed eatablishment This new system perfected by Latin), he was only commemo-it has enough trouble puzzling out find herself preyed upon by that Studebaker during the past year rating the trade of the original in comprised of three separate and holders of his family name.
a similar problem on its own, and most vicious piece of croition. distinct elements of control, fall Fower people, however, renlize requests that this should not the parasite and bully who fre- China Morning Post follow up automatic choke, automatic heat that, as Professor Ernest Week- be added to by arrivals from in method and depressive in out-
quents these haunts. Oppressive with this: and automatic spark. All three loy has recently observed, pro-longkong. We discern in this look, their actions are unimpressive are closely inter-related and inter- dependent, and should be confluenced the English language. alternative has
per names have themselves in- an explanation of why the official except as thond of unmitigated sidered as
now narrowed scoundrels, parasitical touts, anti- a unit, each part of The centenary of the macintosh down to Canton and Macao. Police aples, and, generally which contributes definitely to the
irretrievable We now come to the final phase goal. He goes where the "shark" release of the driver from all happens to fall in 1933. How
criminala-out-of- necessity of thought or worry as many wearers of that invaluable of the local problem before pass-goes, preys on it and with It. to the efficiency of his motor's garment will remember that its ink on to a review of types and both, it can be conceived to the
name is derived from Charles characters to be found therein, ultimate detriment of the girl. Macintosh, who first took out a The premise having been accord- ed that the chances (such as they
We must admit ourselves patent for the fabric from are) and who should be a better tonished by the condition which it is made? The story of judge than the unfortunate her affairs bringing about the evolu macadam is similar. In this self are generally against hertion of yet another arrangement business of nicknames, there "reform." we in all probability in the monstrous structure. ure, indeed, numerous my next see the girl just released sterica. We know why Stilton from a "ease" returning to her cheese is so called, although it old mode of making a living. She These parasites grown in num- never has been made at the will have no difficulty whatever in ber and cool audacity have been illness is responding to skilful pleasant village of that name. picking up the threads (they are able to superimpose this struc- treatment and a complete re- Stilton cheese comes from that there provided by the hidden Įture and by means of it they are
covery is hoped for in the courag organization) and begin the life able to blackmail both Vale of Belvoir in Leicestershire, anew.
mistress of a few days. An editorial dir And it is T life shared
and girl, knowing no limits. This course on tonsilitis and its and acquired its title from the with others who hold circumstance that in the eigh-remitting charge on her earningsnot be cohesive. Like the vice
a subsidiary structure may or may lation to cricketer's Jaw-bone.. teenth century a Belvoir man
ring, it may be settled down at a famous coach- Types & Characters
"Pro Bon Publico" writes, to the other hand, made up of separate Press on the use of peppermint ing inn ut Stilton, and regular- Το explain. The brothel entities, but this much is known drops and hot gin as against raw ly imported from his old home keeper, such na the authorities of them, that their activities are eggs for the treatment of the acquired the name of his new houses, is generally an amiable Societies" possessing the outward threatens to become a controversy residence. But against this has and agreeable creature: one who form but not the aspirations of when "Australian" counters with Armstrong to be set our ignorance of why hopes to do well by her charges the one-time perfectly respectable a letter stating that in England a first lieutenant is and in her turn to be well served organizations we have heard | had tonallitis long before Paynter known as "Jimmy the one," or by them. Not without reason, much about as having existed in of the world. The 'MANCHUKUO"
why Portsmouth is called "Pom-ahe also permits herself hopes of this pari
Who was the original patting by enough in the course of rogues thus disguised are without pey."
themselves of honour amongst time maybe to acquire one MYTH
"Nosey Parker"? And, coming those very desirable stone-and-in-a-vis their victims. Two or down to very modern times, concrete (fire-proof) buildings more such personalities have been Japan's contention that Man- Professor Weekley asks, Why is that are going up in Shamshuipo known to descend on A single chukuo was created as the con- cheap motorcar called a "tin and other rapidly developing dis girl and each secure his share of tional poater apropos its article on sequence of a genuine and spon- Lizzie"? Can anyone tell him?tricts on the mainland; and so to the extortion, with the sententious the latest developments in Aus- taneous movement by the people
Laure herself of an old age declaration that each was "pro-tralia: passed in CaBy security. It tecting" (sic) her from the other.
IS THE HONGKONG GOVT. follows therefore that she has The next we hear of both is in a to which they
TO BLAME? much to beneft by keeping herself coolie teahouse
tolerable terma with the afterwards adjourn for amiable
Then Jardine rascals with
develops bic- authorities from whom she has conversation-two Committee of Nineteen at Gen-tor of the London School of sceured her license, and win, If, but one single thought-hatching coughs and must pass an audition
It is openly this document that Manchukue masters' conference. recently imsiness dealings. This has been are identified us being in a class is a Japanese-created organism, lamented that the scholastic generally true of the erstwhile with those others who prey. on and that the Nine-Power Treaty flower of British youth studied prosperous quarter of West Point, the teahouse waitress concerning applies to Manchuria as to other at the universities subjects in where the inmates have been able whom and also parts of China. The inference the humanities as useless as
to deck themselves out in the another story may be told one day, from this latter finding is that "exhausted coal mines." He finest of superficial finery and (In the next article, the writer
noted Japan has acted in contraven-suggested that it is to the good melon-aceds exquisitely between on the facts as disclosed in this for an ability to crack will place his conclusions forward tion of the Treaty, by the terms neither of the individual nor of pearly teeth, and a capacity for and preceeding articles; sugges- of which she explictly undertook the nation that the cleverest witty conversation.
tions for co-operation in an under- to respect the sovereignty of young
arc 100 people should devote In fact, many have been known taking which obviously China. But the Drafting Sub- themselves to courses of study to have done quite well for them-complicated for effective disposal Committee does not merely con- that have no connexion
with selves and to have achieved the by the official menus hitherto em- tent itself with categorical as-life in the twentieth century. ultimate goals graceful exit out ployed and found embarrassing: sertions: it goes much further by If Sir William's lament be of the quarter and a triumphal and also suggestions for an im- citing facts in support of its sub- justified. few would deny its entry the envy of all her associates,provement in the presentert missions. One of these is worthy seriousness. It would amount into the household of some well-te-of official control which has left weakened the of special
mention, name to a summary condemnation of de individual in the sinecure posi- many laws and
con-efficacy of any action taken while ly, that the rights conferred the whole system of British tion of a secondary wife or such flaws continue to exist.). upon Russia and subsquently education, for no educational acquired by Japan in the South system ean he defended that Manchuria Railway zone were misapplied its best talents. But derived from the sovereignty of are the classics (which Sir China. This point could be William's remarks presumably developed further by showing chiefly concern) 13 impractical that in all matters concerning as he appears to think? In one Manchuria, Japan has always respect they certainly are not. dealt with China, which is proof Nothing is of greater practical positive of the fact that Man-importance to-day to a young churia was always regarded by man than getting a job. In this her as part and parcel of China. connexion it is claimed by some The Drafting Committee, in- that a student with a high hon- deed, points out that in the ours degree in classics from first phase of the present dis- cither Oxford or Cambridge has pute Japan did not argue that brighter prospects of finding Manchuria was not a part of satisfactory employment than China, but proposed that the any other kind of university dispute should be settled be-graduate in the British Empire; tween the parties. These par- he is looked upon with favour ties, it is significant to note, even by the hardest-headed busi- were Japan and China, not Ja-ness men. Did not the Cam- pan and Manchuria. The mere bridge Appointment Board not fact that Japan was willing to long ago receive an application treat with China in the matter from a Dutch oil company on definitely indicates that the dis- the shores of the Caspian for pute was one concerning which twelve graduates, "Classical Tapan did not contest China's Tripos preferred" It is good right to be consulted. It was that this state of affairs should only after the events of Septe -obtain. If it does nothing elso ber, 1931, that Japan cume for- of contemporary significance ward with her submission that (and this is far from the caso), Manchuria did not belong to a classical training tends to in- China at all. The developments culcate a sense of values. A truo which thon occurred are blunt-sense of values is the world's ly stated by the Drafting Com- primary need to-day. At the mittee, when it asserts trat present time the "world has a group of Japanese civil and greater material capacity for military officials planned, or getting what it wants than in ganised and carried out the any previous age. How essen- "Independence” movement,tial, therefore, that it should which was only made possible want the right things.
of Manchuria hus been rudely shattered by the text of the re- commendations made by the Drafting Sub-Committee of the
eva.
Virgil and Values
Sir William Beveridge, direc-
cubine.
cabaret-dancers
"Don't hang over mo like that I'll order something I
don't want."
goes down to an aftack of Nawab's sore throat. Larwood complaina of being full after meain.
Australia scorcs again, however. when Oldfield is stung by n hornet. But Sutcliffe evena mat- At Just Jardine realines that the edds are tere with an attack of the shingles.
in favour of the Australians, who have the whole continent to pick from to develop complaints. An urgent telegram is sent to Hongkong (as being the cruits. Edward Kelly and George nearest place) for additional re-
am ("I Bernard Shaw healthy") are called upon, and "gree to proceed to Australia for
election in the Fifth Test
And that, Sir, is how we won the Berles. It was the survival of the sickest.
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But who will forget Bradman's Inst wicket stand before Voce gol under his Influenza with eucalyptus drop that swung in from the right lung?"
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FROM OUR POSTBAC. "Dere Mister Kelly, I sees from the Telegraph wich come torday rapt round aum fish and chipps that you ave been an took away my caracter an mon pore wider woman saying that "ave ritten a beging letter two you.
"Now Mistre Kolly you arnt no Come-on-Drink-Cheef evening if yore naim is the soim an you hand'nt no rite ter do it. i nevver rote no beging leter to you thouh Lordalonosc its ard ennough
thoas time to make both hands meat I theirfour must hask you to pubblish thin leter of mine dishclaiming being the horther of the afforded baging leter.
"Shoud you not do this I shall plaice the mater in the ands of thoan in orthrity in the rite .
Yores sinnserely,
Araminta Austin.
(Mother of Sovon)
Baby Austina.
CORDIAL DISCUSSIONS, Though Japan, has failed to convince the League that her actions have been just, we can tako comfort from the thought that the discussion has thoroughly "cordial."
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The most unimaginative must feel a glow of satisfaction at this evidence of the self-control of modern European statesmanship.
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