1929-02-16 — Page 22

SALESMAN SAM

GUZZLEN

THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY: 16, 1929,"

HEY, YOU!*®!! Kids!

CUT OUT THAT * @{{0} SNOW-BALLIN! SEE?

¡GUZZLEM? ¿

n

HEARIN' YOU CUSSIN' ATA

THOSE KIDS, GIVES ME AN IDEA! IT WON'T BE LONGİ TILL THE OLD YEAR TAKES "TH' COUNT AN","TH' NEW ONE

COMES IN THROUGH TH'

ROPES

RED. U.S. PAT. OPE,

YEAH? WHAT'S THAT

GOT TA.00 WITH ME 'BEIN' BEANED WITH

A SNOW-BALL? |

LOTS, SAM, LOTS! IT MADE YA CUSS LIKE *!!÷!, DION'T IT? 'C'MON IN THE OFFICE AN' I'LL SHOW YA!

ASSORTED HOUSE. AND BRICKS

}ICE-CREAM

WOOLEN

UNDER-

WEAR

100ITCH

/GAS

DRIVE IN

NINE

RESO

LUTIONS

GU22

WROTE

FOR SAM

7

For

the year 1929,

I saw Howdy resolve to

Cut out Queen

stop sono kwin

Cut out sassing mys

Keep Amiling?

bosi

Come to work on time)

6. stop yelling for a raise

3

7. Be on my

tole always

8. Play old maid" "wisted" of Pokin.

9. Keep away from the stenog during business hours.

I'M AFRAID, SAM, I'M

GONNA HAVE A DERNED HARD TIME. LIVIN' UP TA MY RESOLUTIONS !

Regned-

MAYBE YA M THINK I'M NOT!!

GEE!

PRECIOUS

AND HAIL STORES CHEEP

I w

RAND

THE

NINE

SAME

WROTE

FOR GU22

J. Guzzlem,

7.5. J. Guz

Creavlve for 1929

to

1 Besice to Sam Howdy "Give Sain Houdy a raise

Loon

*

3 stop bawling ham Howdy

out

4 make loans to Damn Howdy when he's broken.

5. Stop Cussing at Dawn Howdy

6 Kick less over expenses

7.

Cat down on

Amoker

8. Bury flowers for the wife- 9. Cut out telling Acotch

To kee

WELL, NOW HOW ABOUT YOUR TENTH RESOLUTION? HAVE YA DECIDED YET. WHAT THAT'LL BE?

Signed

You BETCHA!

POST

NO "GILLS

POST NO BILLS

POST

GUZZLEMTCOF

By Small

YOU WERE A KID ONCE!

·REMEMBER THAT! "O'WAN IN TH' STORE AN' FORGET IT!

WE'LL EACH MAKE UP NINE RESOLUTIONS — TH!. .--. NINE I MAKE UP YOU'VE GOTTA LIVE UP TO, AN' TH', NINE YOU GIVE ME, I'VE GOTTA ABIDE BY- AN TH' TENTH ONE WE'LL EACH MAKE FOR

• OURSELVES! GET ME?.

·WET

·PAINT

Ho

GUZZLE ich of PRIVA

WALK -IN-

GOSH, SAM! ARE YA' TRYING TA Z

MAKE A SAINT

OUTA ME?.

te

I WAS JUST GONNA

" ASK MA (E WINGS AND A HARP GO

ME WITH MINE!

I RESOLVE NOT TA LIVE

UP

"TA ANY OF TH NINE

YA MADE UP FOR

ME!

© 1928, BY HEA SERVICE, INC.1/30

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