SALESMAN SAM
GUZZLEN
THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY: 16, 1929,"
HEY, YOU!*®!! Kids!
CUT OUT THAT * @{{0} SNOW-BALLIN! SEE?
¡GUZZLEM? ¿
n
HEARIN' YOU CUSSIN' ATA
THOSE KIDS, GIVES ME AN IDEA! IT WON'T BE LONGİ TILL THE OLD YEAR TAKES "TH' COUNT AN","TH' NEW ONE
COMES IN THROUGH TH'
ROPES
RED. U.S. PAT. OPE,
YEAH? WHAT'S THAT
GOT TA.00 WITH ME 'BEIN' BEANED WITH
A SNOW-BALL? |
LOTS, SAM, LOTS! IT MADE YA CUSS LIKE *!!÷!, DION'T IT? 'C'MON IN THE OFFICE AN' I'LL SHOW YA!
ASSORTED HOUSE. AND BRICKS
}ICE-CREAM
WOOLEN
UNDER-
WEAR
100ITCH
/GAS
DRIVE IN
NINE
RESO
LUTIONS
GU22
WROTE
FOR SAM
7
For
the year 1929,
I saw Howdy resolve to
Cut out Queen
stop sono kwin
Cut out sassing mys
Keep Amiling?
bosi
Come to work on time)
6. stop yelling for a raise
3
7. Be on my
tole always
8. Play old maid" "wisted" of Pokin.
9. Keep away from the stenog during business hours.
I'M AFRAID, SAM, I'M
GONNA HAVE A DERNED HARD TIME. LIVIN' UP TA MY RESOLUTIONS !
Regned-
MAYBE YA M THINK I'M NOT!!
GEE!
PRECIOUS
AND HAIL STORES CHEEP
I w
RAND
THE
NINE
SAME
WROTE
FOR GU22
J. Guzzlem,
7.5. J. Guz
Creavlve for 1929
to
1 Besice to Sam Howdy "Give Sain Houdy a raise
Loon
*
3 stop bawling ham Howdy
out
4 make loans to Damn Howdy when he's broken.
5. Stop Cussing at Dawn Howdy
6 Kick less over expenses
7.
Cat down on
Amoker
8. Bury flowers for the wife- 9. Cut out telling Acotch
To kee
WELL, NOW HOW ABOUT YOUR TENTH RESOLUTION? HAVE YA DECIDED YET. WHAT THAT'LL BE?
Signed
You BETCHA!
POST
NO "GILLS
POST NO BILLS
POST
GUZZLEMTCOF
By Small
YOU WERE A KID ONCE!
·REMEMBER THAT! "O'WAN IN TH' STORE AN' FORGET IT!
WE'LL EACH MAKE UP NINE RESOLUTIONS — TH!. .--. NINE I MAKE UP YOU'VE GOTTA LIVE UP TO, AN' TH', NINE YOU GIVE ME, I'VE GOTTA ABIDE BY- AN TH' TENTH ONE WE'LL EACH MAKE FOR
• OURSELVES! GET ME?.
·WET
·PAINT
Ho
GUZZLE ich of PRIVA
WALK -IN-
GOSH, SAM! ARE YA' TRYING TA Z
MAKE A SAINT
OUTA ME?.
te
I WAS JUST GONNA
" ASK MA (E WINGS AND A HARP GO
ME WITH MINE!
I RESOLVE NOT TA LIVE
UP
"TA ANY OF TH NINE
YA MADE UP FOR
ME!
© 1928, BY HEA SERVICE, INC.1/30
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