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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, MARCH 31, 1928.

J. DISRAELI

NOW JUST TO SHOW YOU I'M A SMART GOY,

(DIZZY) DUGAN ILL SLIP YOU THE

LISTEN, KNICK, YOU BEEN MAKING "ME APPEAR DUMB LONG ENOUGH!........

AND THE "JOKES, YOU.

HAVE ME PULU ARE, S-AWFUL/

FIRST GOOD JOKE

·YOU EVER

HAD!

I BUY A PAIR OF NON-SKID SHOES TO WEAR DURING THE SLIPPERY WEATHER, SEE ? "THEN I GO OUT AND PROCEED

TO SLIP ALL OVER SEE?· SO I GO BACK TO THE SHOE

SALESMAN AND SAY: "THESE. AIN'T SHOES THEY'RE

SLIPPERS/ HA!!

YOU'RE WORSE THAN I AM

SALESMAN SAM

"OH BOY! THIS IS GONNA BE

GOOD! GUZZ HASN'T BEEN ON SKATES IN TWENTY YEARS- AN' HE'S GONNA SHOW ME. SOMETHIN' THIS AFTER-

NOON-YEAH!

POST

BILLS

NO

KEEP OFF THE GRASS

ALSO

WET ・PAINT

TAXI!

ON YOUR WAY, YOUNG FELLA! WE'RE GONNA WALK AN' GIVE OUR DOGS SOME EXERCISE!

© 1920, DE,NEA SERVICE"

| NOTHIN' LIKE HIKIN' OUT TO THE

OL' MILL POND FOR A SKATE BEHIND A COUPLA SKATES-EH,

SAM?

By Small

GIDDAP, MERO! C'MON, ZERO!

"TH' FARMER SAID "TH' POND WAS THREE MILES THAT WAY!

WET PAINT

TRY IT

REG. U, S, PAT, OFF.

YEAH! BUT ITS SIX MILES HIS 'WAY-I KNOW A FARMER'S MILE BY,

THIS TIME!

YA SAY YA USED TA SWIM IN THAT POND WHEN YA WERE A. BOY? IT'S PROBʻLY EVAPORATED. BY NOW THAT'S WHY YA CAN'T FIND IT!

HEY!

AW DRY UP - 'YOU'RE ALL

WET!

KET

$35

THERE'S PETE PIKE'S FISH MARKET- THE OL SARDINE! I REMEMBER

IT WELL! WE'RE GETTIN' CLOSE TO THE POND

NOW!

THERE Y ARE, SAM! A COUPLA MORE MILES AROUND

THIS BEND AN' WE'LL BE

"THERE!

YOU'RE GOOFY,

GUZZ!

PRIVATE

SNOW KEEP OFF

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. ABOUT: TH' PLACE BUT THERE SURE MUST BE A NEARER WAY TA GET TO THAT

POND!

I TELLYA

THERE, AIN'T!

WHEN THE

GRASS COMES UP KEEP 'OFF

FRISH

FESH

THERE YA ARE,

GUZZ! | TOLDJA THERE WAS A SHORT CUT!!

PICKING

ICICLES NOT IN ALLOWED

Small

10

)1028, BY NEA BOIVICE, DIČÍ

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