THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, MARCH 31, 1928.
J. DISRAELI
NOW JUST TO SHOW YOU I'M A SMART GOY,
(DIZZY) DUGAN ILL SLIP YOU THE
LISTEN, KNICK, YOU BEEN MAKING "ME APPEAR DUMB LONG ENOUGH!........
AND THE "JOKES, YOU.
HAVE ME PULU ARE, S-AWFUL/
FIRST GOOD JOKE
·YOU EVER
HAD!
I BUY A PAIR OF NON-SKID SHOES TO WEAR DURING THE SLIPPERY WEATHER, SEE ? "THEN I GO OUT AND PROCEED
TO SLIP ALL OVER SEE?· SO I GO BACK TO THE SHOE
SALESMAN AND SAY: "THESE. AIN'T SHOES THEY'RE
SLIPPERS/ HA!!
YOU'RE WORSE THAN I AM
SALESMAN SAM
"OH BOY! THIS IS GONNA BE
GOOD! GUZZ HASN'T BEEN ON SKATES IN TWENTY YEARS- AN' HE'S GONNA SHOW ME. SOMETHIN' THIS AFTER-
NOON-YEAH!
POST
BILLS
NO
KEEP OFF THE GRASS
ALSO
WET ・PAINT
TAXI!
ON YOUR WAY, YOUNG FELLA! WE'RE GONNA WALK AN' GIVE OUR DOGS SOME EXERCISE!
© 1920, DE,NEA SERVICE"
| NOTHIN' LIKE HIKIN' OUT TO THE
OL' MILL POND FOR A SKATE BEHIND A COUPLA SKATES-EH,
SAM?
By Small
GIDDAP, MERO! C'MON, ZERO!
"TH' FARMER SAID "TH' POND WAS THREE MILES THAT WAY!
WET PAINT
TRY IT
REG. U, S, PAT, OFF.
YEAH! BUT ITS SIX MILES HIS 'WAY-I KNOW A FARMER'S MILE BY,
THIS TIME!
YA SAY YA USED TA SWIM IN THAT POND WHEN YA WERE A. BOY? IT'S PROBʻLY EVAPORATED. BY NOW THAT'S WHY YA CAN'T FIND IT!
HEY!
AW DRY UP - 'YOU'RE ALL
WET!
KET
$35
THERE'S PETE PIKE'S FISH MARKET- THE OL SARDINE! I REMEMBER
IT WELL! WE'RE GETTIN' CLOSE TO THE POND
NOW!
THERE Y ARE, SAM! A COUPLA MORE MILES AROUND
THIS BEND AN' WE'LL BE
"THERE!
YOU'RE GOOFY,
GUZZ!
PRIVATE
SNOW KEEP OFF
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. ABOUT: TH' PLACE BUT THERE SURE MUST BE A NEARER WAY TA GET TO THAT
POND!
I TELLYA
THERE, AIN'T!
WHEN THE
GRASS COMES UP KEEP 'OFF
FRISH
FESH
THERE YA ARE,
GUZZ! | TOLDJA THERE WAS A SHORT CUT!!
PICKING
ICICLES NOT IN ALLOWED
Small
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)1028, BY NEA BOIVICE, DIČÍ
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