1925-05-30 — Page 14

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH SATURDAY, MAY 30, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION.

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

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LUNCH WARTH HIM TOOPH WE FIND BETTY BAY MY GREY'S GUEST

WHY THERE'S GUZZ SITTING OVER

THERE - LETS KEEP HIM

COMPANY BETTY ?

ALLRIGHTIE

THIS IS

YOU'RE WANTED ON

TELEPHONE

MR. HOWDY

"THANKS

DEUGHTFUL PLACE MR GUZZLER.

MENCELL

AT

THE

DUE

DWOP.

INN

Now the Fun Begins

·IL THAT HUSSY THAT JUST CAME

IN HAS BEEN THING TO LOOK A HOLE. “THROUGH MOU-

I'LL FIX HER

SHE'S

·RIGHT IN.

:BPICK1 OF YOU,

MA GUZZLEM

RUN ALONG, LITTLE ONE-MAN DADDY AINT GOT NO USE FOR

NOBODY BUT ME

HE WONT HAVE NO USE FOR YOU EITHER

WHEN I GET THROUGH

DR WITH HIM...

HUH?

BY SWAN

•GREAT SCOTT!!]

My WIFE!!

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MOM'N POP

MR. GUNN YOU HAVE BEEN IN OUR EM- PLOY FOR TWENTY YEARS AND HAVE SERVED US FAITHFULLY BUT THE FALSE- HOOD YOU TOLD YOUR WIFE ABOUT THE FIRM PRESENTING, YOU WITH A NEW CAR HAS AROUSED MY SUS- PICIONS AND IT MUST BE EXPLAINED!

The

·BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES"

HEY, SOMEBODY - TURN

THOGE CHIMES OFF THIS

IS TH' DAY WE PACK

UP AN' BEAT IT!

HEY, FAT!

Pop Gets Razzed!

JUST A MOMENT — 'PREVARICATING AS YOU HAVE TO YOUR FAMILY IS -EVEN WORSE THAN LYING TO

YOUR BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.

WELL YOU SEE CHIEF, IT WAS UKE THIS -

HOW CAN WE TRUST IMPORTANT MATTERS TO ONE WHO WILL FULLY MISREPRESENTS FACTS?

TELL ME - SIR!

SAY, WELL HAVE TO “WIGGLE – HERE'S A FAMILY OUT HERE

ALL READY TMOVE

做!

MERCY SAKES

CAN'T THEY GIVE

US TIME TO

PACK ?

BUT CHEF L

DIDN'T

Homeward Bound

ANYBODY SEEN MY SHOES ?

I CONTEND IT IS ONLY FAIR THAT YOU BE CALLED ON AT THE NEXT MEETING OF THE BOARD OF DIR- CCTORS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU

SHOULD MAKE SUCH ERRONEOUS STATEMENTS REGARDING THE PURCHASE OF THIS CAR - THAT 15 ALL FOR THE PRESENTI

PARDON ME-ER- MISS- BUT YOU'RE WALKING AWAY WITH ONE OF MY BAGS!

OH HORACE · HERE'S A HORNET !COME AND, KILL THE [NERVY THING!

M2 PATTERSON

PRESIDCHT

HOPE YOU WILL FIND

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT!

PARATE

By Taylor

HOLEY CHEESE! EVEN KING SOL'S STRING OF BRIDES NEVER MADE AS MUCH TROUBLE AS THOSE DURN

PESTER BROTHERS - I WISH I WAS IN EGYPT!

Панор

By Marth

MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG

TA TA TA ROLL ALONG

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

1 TELL YA, DOTTIE, IM GONNA MAKE THIS OLE WORLD SIT UP AN' TAKE

NOTICE SOME DAY,

1 JUST KNOW, NOU WALL, WASH.

AN. IT'LL ALL BE FOR YOU TOO, DOTTIE! YOU'RE MY INSPIRATION! WHY IM STARTING OUT ON A COMMON FOOTING

WITH GREAT MEN LIKE

NAPOLEON AN LINCOLN.

I GOT SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH RICH MEN LIKE ROCKEFELLER

AN FORD

YOU THRILL ME, WASH. YOU MEAN THE THING YOU HAVE IN COMMON IS AN IDEAL, AN INCENTIVE LIKE,

ME TO STRIVE FOR

WELL-NOT EXACTLY! WHAT I MEAN IS WE ALL STARTED OUT BROKE!

1924, by NEA Leevice, Ine i

By Crane.

CRANY

FUNNY STORIES.

PARDON HIM, MR. APE.

Charlie Mummie, isn't that monkey like Grandpa ?

Mother-Hush, darling. You mustn't say things like that

Charlie-But, Mummie, the monkey can't understand, can

"!

DIFFERENT.

Ho

"Olarence," she called. stopped the car and looked around.. "I am not accustomed to call my chauffers, by their first names, Clarence. What is your cur name?"

"Darling, Madam."" "Drivo on, Clarence News.

-Dail

THE CROWN PRINCE." "Why do you think Fanny doesn't like you?

·5" p.

"I told her there was a fool in every family,"

"What did she say?"

She asked if I were an only son.-Buen Humor Madrid.

NO DOUBT OF IT.:

He Well, I guess you'll fll' the bill

She-Leave that to me, kid: Your job is to pay it.Princeton Tiger.

HE KNEW BETTER,

"I want some bird seed, please," said the customer.

"Hol you can't fool me," re- plied the store boy,birds grow from

oggs-not seed!"- gressive Grocer.";

MRR. HIPPO.

Now, children,”. said the teacher, I am going to tell you” about the bippotamus, but you: will have no idea what it is like unless you pay strict attention Good Hard- and look at me!" WOTE.

NOT ALL IN CAGES. "Would you like to go with me to the apiary this afternoon ? "Yes, you adorable boy. I always adored monkeys."Fule Record.

NO FELICITATIONS. First Trata Gentleman-Be careful, sir, I know myself.

Second Irate Gentleman Well, sir, I am unable to felicitate

on, your acquaintance. Le Rire (Paris).

you

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

TA GOING NEXT DOOR

FOR A MAWUTË TO SEE MRS: BANDY AND I WANT IT STRICTLY UNDERSTOOD THAT NO ONE BETS INTE THESE DOUGHNUTS.

TEMPTATION

Can You Beat It?

A

FEW.

· LATER

TAGI

OH MOM! I'M GLAD YOU CAME BACK-I WUZ JUST WÄNTIN 10 ASK. YOU IF I COULD HAVE ONE OF THESE DOUGHNUTS!!

BY BLOSSER

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