HONGKONG TELEGRAPH SATURDAY, MAY 30, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION.
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
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LUNCH WARTH HIM TOOPH WE FIND BETTY BAY MY GREY'S GUEST
WHY THERE'S GUZZ SITTING OVER
THERE - LETS KEEP HIM
COMPANY BETTY ?
ALLRIGHTIE
THIS IS
YOU'RE WANTED ON
TELEPHONE
MR. HOWDY
"THANKS
DEUGHTFUL PLACE MR GUZZLER.
MENCELL
AT
THE
DUE
DWOP.
INN
Now the Fun Begins
·IL THAT HUSSY THAT JUST CAME
IN HAS BEEN THING TO LOOK A HOLE. “THROUGH MOU-
I'LL FIX HER
SHE'S
·RIGHT IN.
:BPICK1 OF YOU,
MA GUZZLEM
RUN ALONG, LITTLE ONE-MAN DADDY AINT GOT NO USE FOR
NOBODY BUT ME
HE WONT HAVE NO USE FOR YOU EITHER
WHEN I GET THROUGH
DR WITH HIM...
HUH?
BY SWAN
•GREAT SCOTT!!]
My WIFE!!
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MOM'N POP
MR. GUNN YOU HAVE BEEN IN OUR EM- PLOY FOR TWENTY YEARS AND HAVE SERVED US FAITHFULLY BUT THE FALSE- HOOD YOU TOLD YOUR WIFE ABOUT THE FIRM PRESENTING, YOU WITH A NEW CAR HAS AROUSED MY SUS- PICIONS AND IT MUST BE EXPLAINED!
The
·BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES"
HEY, SOMEBODY - TURN
THOGE CHIMES OFF THIS
IS TH' DAY WE PACK
UP AN' BEAT IT!
HEY, FAT!
Pop Gets Razzed!
JUST A MOMENT — 'PREVARICATING AS YOU HAVE TO YOUR FAMILY IS -EVEN WORSE THAN LYING TO
YOUR BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.
WELL YOU SEE CHIEF, IT WAS UKE THIS -
HOW CAN WE TRUST IMPORTANT MATTERS TO ONE WHO WILL FULLY MISREPRESENTS FACTS?
TELL ME - SIR!
SAY, WELL HAVE TO “WIGGLE – HERE'S A FAMILY OUT HERE
ALL READY TMOVE
做!
MERCY SAKES
CAN'T THEY GIVE
US TIME TO
PACK ?
BUT CHEF L
DIDN'T
Homeward Bound
ANYBODY SEEN MY SHOES ?
I CONTEND IT IS ONLY FAIR THAT YOU BE CALLED ON AT THE NEXT MEETING OF THE BOARD OF DIR- CCTORS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU
SHOULD MAKE SUCH ERRONEOUS STATEMENTS REGARDING THE PURCHASE OF THIS CAR - THAT 15 ALL FOR THE PRESENTI
PARDON ME-ER- MISS- BUT YOU'RE WALKING AWAY WITH ONE OF MY BAGS!
OH HORACE · HERE'S A HORNET !COME AND, KILL THE [NERVY THING!
M2 PATTERSON
PRESIDCHT
HOPE YOU WILL FIND
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT!
PARATE
By Taylor
HOLEY CHEESE! EVEN KING SOL'S STRING OF BRIDES NEVER MADE AS MUCH TROUBLE AS THOSE DURN
PESTER BROTHERS - I WISH I WAS IN EGYPT!
Панор
By Marth
MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG
TA TA TA ROLL ALONG
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
1 TELL YA, DOTTIE, IM GONNA MAKE THIS OLE WORLD SIT UP AN' TAKE
NOTICE SOME DAY,
1 JUST KNOW, NOU WALL, WASH.
AN. IT'LL ALL BE FOR YOU TOO, DOTTIE! YOU'RE MY INSPIRATION! WHY IM STARTING OUT ON A COMMON FOOTING
WITH GREAT MEN LIKE
NAPOLEON AN LINCOLN.
I GOT SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH RICH MEN LIKE ROCKEFELLER
AN FORD
YOU THRILL ME, WASH. YOU MEAN THE THING YOU HAVE IN COMMON IS AN IDEAL, AN INCENTIVE LIKE,
ME TO STRIVE FOR
WELL-NOT EXACTLY! WHAT I MEAN IS WE ALL STARTED OUT BROKE!
1924, by NEA Leevice, Ine i
By Crane.
CRANY
FUNNY STORIES.
PARDON HIM, MR. APE.
Charlie Mummie, isn't that monkey like Grandpa ?
Mother-Hush, darling. You mustn't say things like that
Charlie-But, Mummie, the monkey can't understand, can
"!
DIFFERENT.
Ho
"Olarence," she called. stopped the car and looked around.. "I am not accustomed to call my chauffers, by their first names, Clarence. What is your cur name?"
"Darling, Madam."" "Drivo on, Clarence News.
-Dail
THE CROWN PRINCE." "Why do you think Fanny doesn't like you?
·5" p.
"I told her there was a fool in every family,"
"What did she say?"
She asked if I were an only son.-Buen Humor Madrid.
NO DOUBT OF IT.:
He Well, I guess you'll fll' the bill
She-Leave that to me, kid: Your job is to pay it.Princeton Tiger.
HE KNEW BETTER,
"I want some bird seed, please," said the customer.
"Hol you can't fool me," re- plied the store boy,birds grow from
oggs-not seed!"- gressive Grocer.";
MRR. HIPPO.
Now, children,”. said the teacher, I am going to tell you” about the bippotamus, but you: will have no idea what it is like unless you pay strict attention Good Hard- and look at me!" WOTE.
NOT ALL IN CAGES. "Would you like to go with me to the apiary this afternoon ? "Yes, you adorable boy. I always adored monkeys."Fule Record.
NO FELICITATIONS. First Trata Gentleman-Be careful, sir, I know myself.
Second Irate Gentleman Well, sir, I am unable to felicitate
on, your acquaintance. Le Rire (Paris).
you
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
TA GOING NEXT DOOR
FOR A MAWUTË TO SEE MRS: BANDY AND I WANT IT STRICTLY UNDERSTOOD THAT NO ONE BETS INTE THESE DOUGHNUTS.
TEMPTATION
Can You Beat It?
A
FEW.
· LATER
TAGI
OH MOM! I'M GLAD YOU CAME BACK-I WUZ JUST WÄNTIN 10 ASK. YOU IF I COULD HAVE ONE OF THESE DOUGHNUTS!!
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