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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1925. (FEATURE BECTION).

THE KIDDIS.

A PAGE FOR THE

BALSEMAN ŞAHI

Sem IS STILL IN NEW "YORK SELLING-

MILE BACK

HOME

EVERYTHING

KUNNING] SMOOTHLY WITH THE EXCEPTION NAPOLEON'S GTH OFFICE

BOY) LOVE AFFAIR WITH ROSIE

SAY MR. GOZZLEM – HAVE. YOU GOT: ANÝ MORE OF: THOSE FELT SUIVERS LEFT

IN THE STORE FOR

WHY YES

WHY?

THINK YIL BOY THIS PAIR, ME. GUZZLEM

Napoleon Masta Tried It Before

WHY NAPOLEON- "THEY'RE A MILE TOO- BIG FOR YOU: THESE

ARE MENS SIZES

POST'

No BILLS

MO A'N POP

CORA - I-I WAS WONDERING IF-F

YOU LIKED TO GO TO THE

·THEATRE -

WHY VES-CHICK

I ALWAYS ENJOY

A'SHOW IF IT'S

A GOOD ONE

CAN YOU GIVE ME TWO GOOD SEATS IN THE ORCHESTRA

CIRCLE FOR TONIGHT?

ALL WEER

I KNOW IT-I GONNA SEND 'EM TO

ROSIES PATHER

WITH. ON

PERTS

The Vacant Chair

YES! FIRST ROW

#8 PLEASE!!

A PAIR OF FELT SLIPPERS TO ROSIES FATHER!! - THATS A SILLY PRESENT - WHAT'S

TH' BIG IDEA?

BY SWANTM

SAFETY FIRST GUZZ- I'M GONNA ASK HIM TEL

CAN MARKY ROSIE,

TOMORROW NIGHT

(TOMDAROW] NIGHT NAPOLEON AXEL KNOW HIS FATE.. WILL ROSES FATHER

TO LET NAPOLEON

THE HAPPE

BS. HIS. WIFE-OR 'WILL "NAP" BE FORCED DWEND

WAY THRO

LIFE

·ALONE

GEE - I'M IN LUCK, CORA HERE'S TWO FRONT. ROW SEATS FOR THE FOLLIES TONIGHT !!

FOR THE FOLLIES-

WHY I'M GOING TO THE,

FOLLIES

TONIGHT WITH MY FIANCE !!

By Taylor

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

OH PAPPY! I'D GIVE AN EYE- TOOTH FOR ANOTHER HOURS SNOOZE! I'LL BETCHA I TAKE A GOOD NAP IN MY HISTORY CLASS THIS MORNING!

WHY.BOOTS! YOU HAVEN'T

EATEN A THING!

"I KNOW IT BUT I GOTTA EIGHT O'CLOCK CLASS AN' ITS NINE NOW! I'VE GOT T'SHAKE.

A FOOT!

And That Would Never Do

I KNOW!

WELL, TA-TA! ALL BE HOME FOR LUNCH BYE, DEARIE!

WON'T YOU DRINK JUST A LITTLE COFFEE BEAR?

BUT YOU

HAVE TO

EAT SOMETHING!

MAYLOR

By Martin

NOTHIN' DOIN'!

ITD KEEP ME

AWAKE, ALL MORNING!

!

MARIN

By Crane.

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

/GOLLY I JHOPE NOBODY)

SEES ME

AH BERTRAM SPEED- TH' FOXY OLE VILLAIN! UP TO HIS MYSTERIOUS -TRICKS ACAIN SINCE

THAT DETECTIP

QUIT FOLLOW-

ING HIM!

so!

HE DUCKS IN THAT DARK

DOORWAY TO

AVOID MEETIN'

REOPLE' COSHA, HE MUSTA ROBBED

A BANK

TOR, SUMPINY.

AH-HA' 'MAKIN' A RUN FOR)

T WHILE NOBODY'S

LOOKIN' EH?

LOOKY, OFFICA!

THAT'S HIM SLINKING

DOWN TH ALLEY!

IT'S JUST MY VERN LUCK WHEN I TEAR MY PANTS THAT

MEET EVERYBODY I KNOW! -BLAMED

EMBARRASSING!

Weakly children

quickly grow strong and sturdy when they take SCOTT'S Emul. sion. Watch them: grow stronger, day by day, as they

take

Scott's Emulsion

It brings health to all

FUNNY STORIES.

ASURE CASE.

Judge-This is a very sorious offenes you are charged with. If you are convicted it means a long torm of imprisonment. Have you no counsel to look after your defense

Prisoner (confidantially)-No, your honor. I have no counsel. But I have some very good friends on the jury-Chronicle Continent.

MOUTHS AND BREAD.. Clergyman-My boy, learn to be contented. Mouths are nover sent without the bread to feed. them.

Practical Boy-Aw, but the mouths are sent to our house and the bread to yours-Passing Show, PRETTY GOOD REASON, The superintendent, was" ex- amining a class in geography, and addressing a small boy in the back row, ho naked Now, sonny, would it be possible for your father to walk around the earth ?."

i

"No, air" replied the boy, promptly.

Why not?"ased the in- spectar.

Because be fell down and hurt ble leg yesterday.”—The Pathfinder.

CHURCHILL'S STORY,

Here is one of Winston Chur- chill's latest stories. A lecturer was holding forth on the subject

on

"Only those who have been roused from their sleep on board ship by the terrible cry of Man overboard f' can fully realize its. meaning," said the lecturer.

"That's not right!" interposed a little man in the audienco.. "I heard it once, when I was not aboard a ship, and I realized it. more than anybody."

"

You couldn't!" objected the looturer.

"Ob yes, I could !" insisted the little man. I was the man who was overboard!"-Tit Bits. THE RIGHT IDEA. Ashe-Why do you

always borrow the next-door neighbour's music? You can't play a note

Beech-Neither can she while

| I've got it.-Answers.

STAGE EFFECT,

The elderly passenger was talk- ing to the conductor concerning the work on a bus.

"I shouldn't mind the driving," he said, "but I don't know how I should manage to do all the writing a 'conductor has to do while the bus is moving

"Oh, you get used to that sir,** returned the man. When I write at home now, I have to get my little girl to shake the tablo. Tit-Bits.

Willie Has a Radio!

SAY, WILLIE! MEBBE. YOU KNOW HOW TV SPELL

A WORD WEBBE→, D'YA S'POSE YA..

COULD 3.

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

· GEE-I STUDIED OUR

SPELLING, LESSON TILL

I WENT TO BED LAST

NIGHT PATIENCE, ERA, RANDOM, CHICASO AN 'PITTSBURGH I SPELLED

EASY!

YEAH-ME TOO-LET'S SSE IP WE KNOW EA YET

SAUCKS! I SPELLED 'EM" ÁLL-BUT PITTSBURGH.-

LE'S SEE NOW!= P«17•S;B-0-- NOPE! THASS FUNNY THAT I'D GET STUCK ON THAT WHEN I SPELLED IT AS EASY ASTANYTHING LAST

ALISHT!

PIT-S-Z-B-E-D-O

GOSH! IT'S GOT

ME TOO!

TEAU CAN YOU SPELL

- AW,

PTTSBURGH

THATC EASY!

BY BLOSSER

KOKA!

GTR25 BY HEA SERVICE ING,

DRINK

MALTED

MILK

ESTLE

MATTED

BE SURE

IT'S

NESTLE'S