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SALESMAN $AM

(DAWSONIT YOU GOTTY

I LOT OF HOME THING

MY GIRL TO TA DANCE

WITH YOU SATURDAY

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, MARCH 28, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION.

A PAGE FOR

THE KIDDIES.

G'WAN-

SHE'S

My GIRL

APPLESAUCE-1 KWCW HEAT LONG BEFORE. YOU STARTED WOIM AT GUZZLEM'S STORE-ETC

-FIC

# THAT

noh-as

WAS LEDENING HOW TO WALK YET WHEN I FIRST MET

MILLY

"YRSS-AN" IF I EVER GET TO SE GUZZY PRISER AGAM VLL FINE YOU

ON THE STOT

ETC ETC

All Night Long They~!

LETS CUT OUT TH

YOU DIE

ARGUMENT AND GD

LOT OF WORK TO

DO TOMORROW

I'D BOT

IF YOU ESE TRIED-ETC-

EXC

SH WHO'S

TO SLEEP-I GOTTA / KNOCKING

ON TH

DOOR?

B

KNOCK

HELLO! WHAT'S TH

MATTER T

KNOCK KNOCK

BY SWAN

IT'S 7:30.

BOYS- BREAKFAST

IS READY'

CRA

CRASH

After Malaria

a regular course of、 Scott's Emulsion will lessen the risk of a relapse while rebuilding the strength and en- riching impover- ished blood."

Scott's Emulsion

It brings health to all.

01923 UT REA BRISICE, ING

MOM'N POP

I WONDER WHERE THIS

BooK CAME FROM-

"HOW TO MAKE LOVE

1 THINK I SMELL A RAT SEEMS QUEER A POOK LIKE THIS SHOULD TURNI UP SO MYSTERIOUSLY - SOME ONE IN THIS HOUSE

NEEDS WATCHING -

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SAY CORA, SAV -

OOTS AND HER BUDDIES

GEE SOME ICE CREAM WOULD TASTE GOOD. WOULDN'T IT? BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A BIT

OF CHANGE.'

| NEITHER HAVE

DE WAIT I'LL GO AN GET SOME

FROM CORA.!

ARE TUH ASLEEP?

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

PUBLICITY OF THE FIGHT

BETWEEN WASH AND -BERTRAM SPEED HAS CAUSED DOTTIE TO EMPLOY A MAID TO ANSWER THE

CALLS OF THE MULTITUDE

OF MOVIE MAGNATES WHO WILL SOON (SHE THINKS) BE FLOCKING

TO HER DOOR, WITH CONTRACTS IMPLORING RER SIGNATURE ....

TELL ME, ROSEMARY, AM REALLY SO

BEAUTIFUL

для

SO!

Circumstantial Evidence

HUR?

50 IT'S YOU THAT'S TRYING TO EDUCATE YOURSELF IN THE ART OF MAKING LOVE IS IT? CH DON'T PRETEND TO BE INNOCENT - 1 KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS THAN YOU

THINK I DO -

You're Cut Luck, Boots!

NOT QUITE WHAT IS IT?

YOU SAO IS. MIRS POTTIE, LAWSY, YOU IS AS PURTY AS

A SPECKLED Pup

By Taylor

ab

OH, DON'T LIE TO ME POR AFTER SEEING HOW VERY GRACEFULLY YOU HELPED MRS. SIGMUND OFF THE STREET CAR THE OTHER DAY AND CARRIED HEP PACKAGES HOME FOR HER AND NOW TO HAVE THIS LOVE MAKING BOOK

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BUT DURN IT-MOM THIS BOOK DON'T 'BELONG T'ME-

HOW ABOUT, BORROWIN' A DOLLAR? ANN AN'I WANT. SOME ICE CREAM BUT LERE

BROKE

WHILE BERTRAM

MY REMARKABLE (ABILITY.AS A PUGILAST FIRST STRUCK MY NOTICE WHILE SLUMMING ONE DAY IN ROTTEN ROW, LONDON, WHEN ~~

*

THOUGHT ROTTEN ROW WAS A SWELL,

AVENGO

-ON-THIS BOZO

THINKS PICADILLY CIRCUS 13 A DOG

AND

PONY SHOW

Сели

TURN UP - IT'S MORE THAN

EVER SINCE I

I CAN STAND - BOO-HOO! F TOLD'ER THE TRUTH!

AYLOR

·ABOUT BEIN' IN

JAIL SHE THINKS

I'M A LIAR —

By Martin

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU BOTHERING

ME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M

SOUND ASLEEP ?

Sy Crane.

AND WASH IS TORN BETWEEN BATRED FOR

CALORE WASH LOVE TO BY HOSTING DER GIRL

DOTTIE AND A FEELING OF PRIDE AT HAVING MIS PICTURE IN PAPERS THRUGUT THE USA

AN ONION POULTICELE

FIX THAT BLACK EVE

A CROPPED ONION..SOME

RED PEPPER. AN' RUB IT ON WITH SAND PAPER

FUNNY STORIES.

EXTRAORDINARY.

An ominent professor, who had achieved world-wide faine, was incredibly absent-minded. Re- turning home one night from a dinner held in his honor, ho imagined that he heard a sound in his badroom:

Making his way to the room, ho entered and called out ?

"Is anyone there?"

A thiof lay concealed under the bed. Hearing the question, and perhaps knowing the pro- fassor, he shouted in reply:

"No!"

"That's exocodingly strange;" romarked the professor. "I was positive I heard someone in this room "-Answers.

WASN'T SHE MEAN.

"Yes, when she wasn't looking

I kissed her."

**What did sho do?"

"Refused to look at me for the rest of the evening."-Progres- kive Grocer.

ROMEO'D WHAT JULIET. "was in a restaurant they

met."

Romeo and Juliet.

And there be first fell into debt. For Romeo'd what Juli-ot.- Tit Bits.

DYEING TO MEET HIM, Alice-I hear Joe likes only brunettes.

Alicia-So they say, I'm dyo- ing to meet him,-Denver Parra- Keet.

HOME COOKING, Mather-Jobany, did you got that loaf of bread I sent you for? Johnny-No the stere Was

closed.

Mother-It couldn't be this time of day. Did you try tho door?

Johnny-No, 'cause I saw L sign in the window, "Home Cooking."-Bowdin Bear Skin.

MADE TU ORDER. Arthur-How long before sho will make her appearance?

Georgo-She is upstairs mak- ing it now.Answers.

A FLAT TYRE. Toss-Is Fred dum?

Bos-Is ho? Ho thinks "Kiss Mo Again" is just the name of a song -Judge.

THE WOODEN RULE, Lecturer-In rearing children the golden rule should be applied. Voice in Audienco-I use a plain, wooden one on mino and it works just as well.

A LIGHT EXCUSE. "Nelly," said mother, "I put two cakes in the dining room last night. Thero's one loft now. How is that?"

"I couldn't see the second one in the dark!"-Fliegende Blaelter (Munich),

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

TISHUH-TIS-5·5H~- GEE- QUEENIE LIKES

ME, DUZZNY SME,

JAY?

JAY, TELL TAG THAY ITS ENE O'CLOCK AND THAT HE HAD BETTER

GO HOME,

I'LL GO BACK

TO JAY'S HOUSE

REAL EARLY TMORROW SO

I CAN STAY

ALL DAY

YEAH-AN COME ONER T'MORROW

AGAIN,

TAG

Fine Treatment Received

WELL-WHERE HAVE

YOU BEEN ALL AFTERNOON?

OVER TO JAY'S HOUSE-MY! BUT I HAD Lars

OF FUN-

AN HIS DOG, QUEENIE TREATED

AIB JUST LIKE

A BROTHER TOO!!

BY BLOSSER

།

DRINK

MALTED

BE SURE

IT'S

NESTLE'S

MILES MILK

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