SALESMAN $AM
(DAWSONIT YOU GOTTY
I LOT OF HOME THING
MY GIRL TO TA DANCE
WITH YOU SATURDAY
HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, MARCH 28, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION.
A PAGE FOR
THE KIDDIES.
G'WAN-
SHE'S
My GIRL
APPLESAUCE-1 KWCW HEAT LONG BEFORE. YOU STARTED WOIM AT GUZZLEM'S STORE-ETC
-FIC
# THAT
noh-as
WAS LEDENING HOW TO WALK YET WHEN I FIRST MET
MILLY
"YRSS-AN" IF I EVER GET TO SE GUZZY PRISER AGAM VLL FINE YOU
ON THE STOT
ETC ETC
All Night Long They~!
LETS CUT OUT TH
YOU DIE
ARGUMENT AND GD
LOT OF WORK TO
DO TOMORROW
I'D BOT
IF YOU ESE TRIED-ETC-
EXC
SH WHO'S
TO SLEEP-I GOTTA / KNOCKING
ON TH
DOOR?
B
KNOCK
HELLO! WHAT'S TH
MATTER T
KNOCK KNOCK
BY SWAN
IT'S 7:30.
BOYS- BREAKFAST
IS READY'
CRA
CRASH
After Malaria
a regular course of、 Scott's Emulsion will lessen the risk of a relapse while rebuilding the strength and en- riching impover- ished blood."
Scott's Emulsion
It brings health to all.
01923 UT REA BRISICE, ING
MOM'N POP
I WONDER WHERE THIS
BooK CAME FROM-
"HOW TO MAKE LOVE
1 THINK I SMELL A RAT SEEMS QUEER A POOK LIKE THIS SHOULD TURNI UP SO MYSTERIOUSLY - SOME ONE IN THIS HOUSE
NEEDS WATCHING -
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SAY CORA, SAV -
OOTS AND HER BUDDIES
GEE SOME ICE CREAM WOULD TASTE GOOD. WOULDN'T IT? BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A BIT
OF CHANGE.'
| NEITHER HAVE
DE WAIT I'LL GO AN GET SOME
FROM CORA.!
ARE TUH ASLEEP?
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
PUBLICITY OF THE FIGHT
BETWEEN WASH AND -BERTRAM SPEED HAS CAUSED DOTTIE TO EMPLOY A MAID TO ANSWER THE
CALLS OF THE MULTITUDE
OF MOVIE MAGNATES WHO WILL SOON (SHE THINKS) BE FLOCKING
TO HER DOOR, WITH CONTRACTS IMPLORING RER SIGNATURE ....
TELL ME, ROSEMARY, AM REALLY SO
BEAUTIFUL
для
SO!
Circumstantial Evidence
HUR?
50 IT'S YOU THAT'S TRYING TO EDUCATE YOURSELF IN THE ART OF MAKING LOVE IS IT? CH DON'T PRETEND TO BE INNOCENT - 1 KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS THAN YOU
THINK I DO -
You're Cut Luck, Boots!
NOT QUITE WHAT IS IT?
YOU SAO IS. MIRS POTTIE, LAWSY, YOU IS AS PURTY AS
A SPECKLED Pup
By Taylor
ab
OH, DON'T LIE TO ME POR AFTER SEEING HOW VERY GRACEFULLY YOU HELPED MRS. SIGMUND OFF THE STREET CAR THE OTHER DAY AND CARRIED HEP PACKAGES HOME FOR HER AND NOW TO HAVE THIS LOVE MAKING BOOK
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BUT DURN IT-MOM THIS BOOK DON'T 'BELONG T'ME-
HOW ABOUT, BORROWIN' A DOLLAR? ANN AN'I WANT. SOME ICE CREAM BUT LERE
BROKE
WHILE BERTRAM
MY REMARKABLE (ABILITY.AS A PUGILAST FIRST STRUCK MY NOTICE WHILE SLUMMING ONE DAY IN ROTTEN ROW, LONDON, WHEN ~~
*
THOUGHT ROTTEN ROW WAS A SWELL,
AVENGO
-ON-THIS BOZO
THINKS PICADILLY CIRCUS 13 A DOG
AND
PONY SHOW
Сели
TURN UP - IT'S MORE THAN
EVER SINCE I
I CAN STAND - BOO-HOO! F TOLD'ER THE TRUTH!
AYLOR
·ABOUT BEIN' IN
JAIL SHE THINKS
I'M A LIAR —
By Martin
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU BOTHERING
ME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M
SOUND ASLEEP ?
Sy Crane.
AND WASH IS TORN BETWEEN BATRED FOR
CALORE WASH LOVE TO BY HOSTING DER GIRL
DOTTIE AND A FEELING OF PRIDE AT HAVING MIS PICTURE IN PAPERS THRUGUT THE USA
AN ONION POULTICELE
FIX THAT BLACK EVE
A CROPPED ONION..SOME
RED PEPPER. AN' RUB IT ON WITH SAND PAPER
FUNNY STORIES.
EXTRAORDINARY.
An ominent professor, who had achieved world-wide faine, was incredibly absent-minded. Re- turning home one night from a dinner held in his honor, ho imagined that he heard a sound in his badroom:
Making his way to the room, ho entered and called out ?
"Is anyone there?"
A thiof lay concealed under the bed. Hearing the question, and perhaps knowing the pro- fassor, he shouted in reply:
"No!"
"That's exocodingly strange;" romarked the professor. "I was positive I heard someone in this room "-Answers.
WASN'T SHE MEAN.
"Yes, when she wasn't looking
I kissed her."
**What did sho do?"
"Refused to look at me for the rest of the evening."-Progres- kive Grocer.
ROMEO'D WHAT JULIET. "was in a restaurant they
met."
Romeo and Juliet.
And there be first fell into debt. For Romeo'd what Juli-ot.- Tit Bits.
DYEING TO MEET HIM, Alice-I hear Joe likes only brunettes.
Alicia-So they say, I'm dyo- ing to meet him,-Denver Parra- Keet.
HOME COOKING, Mather-Jobany, did you got that loaf of bread I sent you for? Johnny-No the stere Was
closed.
Mother-It couldn't be this time of day. Did you try tho door?
Johnny-No, 'cause I saw L sign in the window, "Home Cooking."-Bowdin Bear Skin.
MADE TU ORDER. Arthur-How long before sho will make her appearance?
Georgo-She is upstairs mak- ing it now.Answers.
A FLAT TYRE. Toss-Is Fred dum?
Bos-Is ho? Ho thinks "Kiss Mo Again" is just the name of a song -Judge.
THE WOODEN RULE, Lecturer-In rearing children the golden rule should be applied. Voice in Audienco-I use a plain, wooden one on mino and it works just as well.
A LIGHT EXCUSE. "Nelly," said mother, "I put two cakes in the dining room last night. Thero's one loft now. How is that?"
"I couldn't see the second one in the dark!"-Fliegende Blaelter (Munich),
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
TISHUH-TIS-5·5H~- GEE- QUEENIE LIKES
ME, DUZZNY SME,
JAY?
JAY, TELL TAG THAY ITS ENE O'CLOCK AND THAT HE HAD BETTER
GO HOME,
I'LL GO BACK
TO JAY'S HOUSE
REAL EARLY TMORROW SO
I CAN STAY
ALL DAY
YEAH-AN COME ONER T'MORROW
AGAIN,
TAG
Fine Treatment Received
WELL-WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN ALL AFTERNOON?
OVER TO JAY'S HOUSE-MY! BUT I HAD Lars
OF FUN-
AN HIS DOG, QUEENIE TREATED
AIB JUST LIKE
A BROTHER TOO!!
BY BLOSSER
།
DRINK
MALTED
BE SURE
IT'S
NESTLE'S
MILES MILK
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