1925-03-14 — Page 14

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, MARCH 14, 1925. CEATURE SECTION.

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

GLAD TA KNOW YA,

MA HOWE

You Don't Always Hear What You Hear

BY THE WAY, SAM- TAKE A RUN DOWN TO THE POST-OPPICE AND SEE IF THERE IS ANY MAIL YOR MR. HOWE HE EXPECTED AN IMPORTANT LETTER

TODON

LERUE IT TO

ME, CUZZ

HEY, MR. LALAPOOWITZ !~~ GOT ANY MAIL HERE FOR

MIKE. HOWE ?

ALL

STAMPS include

ONLY

GLUP

MONTES

POST

SHOULD

DAY NOT -

OPEN Levayting

AND LIFE'S

OFFICE

"AND NOT FOR ANYBODY ELSE'S COW

EITHER

PONT

OFFICE

BY SWAN

$ALESMAN $AM

SAY SAM- I WANT YOU TO MEET

AN OLD COLLEGE CHUM OF

MINE - MR. MIKE HOWE

POST NO Billy

BLACK MMYLIMI Quta

Sudden Chills

lower the vitality of the whole body and pave the way for more serious ill. ures. Scott's Emul- sion supplies just the vitai

extras health demands.

that

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It brings health to all..

MOM'N POP

CHIN THE WAY CHICK

17 TEU'RE GONG BY THE BOOKSTORE WOULD MOLL MIND STOPPING IN AND GETTING A BOOK

FORME T

HERE'S THE SOUK I NEED. HOW TO MAKE LOVE" ONLY TEN CENTS TOO - IT'S WORTH A MILLION IF I CAN WIN CORA

GLE

WHY I'M SURE: IT WOULD RE A PLEASURE

TO ME OF

SERVICE TO

- pok

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

SEE ANYTHINY, NIW

UP TOWN TODAY,

CORA?

URAM,BOURG-ISAW ILL SIKKEST SPRING IAL! GEE. WAS CUTE!

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

LOOK WHOS BORE COTTU SIR WALTER LAUNCELOT — GALLANT DEFENDER OF PRETTY women - BEARING NOBLY THE GILDE O LAURELS OF HIS LATEST COMBAT, WELCOME PING HERO! WELCOME! (*

An Embarrassing Mixture

?VES - I'LL TAKE THESE TWO Books - BUT BE SURE AND WRAP 'EM SEPARATELY-

MESSIR!

DID YOU GET 112

"HOW TO MAKE Lòvā

WHY THIS ONT THE BOOK I TOLD YOU TO DET

WHY-ER-AH

{ THAT SAD DE

ACICAK SAVE ME THE WRONG

Book -

YOU MAY BE ASSURED I TOLD HIM CORRECTLY THE KIND OF A BOOK YOU WANTED I'LL RETURN THIS ONE AND CHASTISE HIM FOR HIS STUPIDITY -

No Comeback to This One

PUI DIDN'T HAVE QUITE ENOUGH! SAY, YOU CAN'T PAY ME NOW FOR THAT ELECTRIC CURLER I SOLD YOU CAN YOU ?.

PAY YOU? I DON'T GETCHA!

WELL-L. YOU BOUGHT IT ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO, YOU KNOW !

ANY LITTED RUN THAT PIORS A SCRAP WITH THE CY-PAPERWEIGHT CHAMP OF KOKOMO DESERVES TO BE LICKED. DOLFIEŠ PODDLE"

SN'T DOING HIS DAILY DOZEN BY JUMPING ON A FULL GROWN BALL DOG THAT'S DOG SENSE →

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOT DOG SENSE

YOUR REWARD TO A GUY THAT'S DONE HUS BEST AN RECEIVED TH WORST-GOT HIS TEETH KNOCKED LOOSE IS TO SEND HIM TAFFY CANDY, IT'S A SHAME YOU FORGOT TO ENCLOSE, A BILL WITH IT. I GET LAID UP IN THE HOSPITAL AN' YOU DOCK 144 PAY-THAT'S SPORTSMANSHIP!

- MAY NOT HAVE DOG SENSE, BUT YOU COITA

ADMIT I'M AN OPTIMIST.

By Taylor

WHEW! I WONDER IF SHE NOTICED MY EMBARASSMENT - I HOPE SHE'S NOT WISE I BOUGHT THAT BOOK - DARNIT ALL, IT'S

JUST MY LUCK TO GIVE HER THE

WRONG PACKAGE AND GET MYSELF

IN A MESS!!!

By Martin

BUT YOU SND IT'D PAY FOR ITSELF IN

SIX WEEKS!

OPTIMIST

By Crane.

JAY, YOU'D PUT YOUR FINCER. ON A RAILROAD TRACK AND EXPECT TO WRECK A TRAIN-YOU'RE SO OPTIMISTIC YOU'D THINK YOU COULD SWIM JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD FISH FOR DINNER. WHEN, FOR GOODNESS SAXE, WASIL, WILL YOU EVER LEARN THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN LICK IS A LOLLYPOP?

FUNNY STORIES.

HONEYMOON CHATTER. Ho-Porhaps I WAR A little

cruel.

Sho-Yes, you word.

Ho (surprised)I wasn't!(Pause.) Well, look here, I'll say I was cruel if you'll say I wasn't.

Bhe-Vory well, panoh blossom, you weren't.

He-Thon I'm sorry if I was -Daily Express.

NOT IN PARIS. Ethel Do you like Beethoven's works, Mr. Ponks?

Me Ponks-Don't know. Novor visited thein-what does 'o manu- facture ?--Humorist.

MODERN SERVICE. "We get things done quickor theso days," romarkod tho thoughtful guy.

"Yes," replied the boob, "you don't even have to wait until the next mornlux to got your boad- ache after drinking our up-to-dato brand of liquor."-Cincinnati Enquirer.

QUITE TRUE.

Chemistry

Professor What can you tell me about nitratoo? Student-Well-or-they are

lot chospor than day ratos.- Illinois Wesleyan Argus,

off

NOT DEPENDABLE. Boss-But you asked for a day month ago because your wife was dying, and now you ask for another day for the same

TORRON.

Clork-Can't help it. sir. I'm very sorry, but you know you can't depend on these women fo anything.-Madrid Buen Humors

WORTH KNOWING. "Know the Smithe? No? I'm sure you'd like them." "How is that?"

"Well, they are the kind you can tell to drop in any time and. you feel sure they never will."— Life.

AERIAL PEDESTRIAN. Aviator's Mochanic-Thoro's

a fellow going down parachuto.

In a

Aviator-I'll soo if I can hit him. It isn't often we get a chance at a pedestrian-Ameri- can Legion Weekly,

EFFICIENCY

Borvisc-The beat way to get along is to mind your own business.

Worth-nless you ΑΠΟ officiency expert-Life,

BULINESS MAN. Gonfleman-What?

an

Begging

horo? You usually stand in Main sireot.

Panhandler-Yes, but I have opened a branch store. hero.-- Dorfbarbier Chicago (Berlin).

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

WELL, IF TU EARTH

AIN'T ROUND THEN

WHAT IS IT

WAY, IT'S SQUARE!

HEY, FRECKLES-LISTEN

TO WILLIE = HE SAYS

TH EARTH 15

SQUARE-AINT HE DUMB !

So It Must Be quare

GWAN- IT

AIN'T ME ATS DUMB-IT'S you!!

WHY WILLIE!! WHAT S TH MATTER WITH YOU? TH EARTH IS ROUND AN NOT SQUARE AN' ''ICAN PRONE IT TOO!

YEAH-AN I CAN PROVEIT

TOO~ IT'S

SQUARE I TELL YA!!

BY FLOSSER

I HEARD MISSUS BANDY TELLING MY MOM SHE'S BEEN TO TH' FOUR CORNERS OF TH' EARTH!!

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