HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, MARCH 14, 1925. CEATURE SECTION.
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
GLAD TA KNOW YA,
MA HOWE
You Don't Always Hear What You Hear
BY THE WAY, SAM- TAKE A RUN DOWN TO THE POST-OPPICE AND SEE IF THERE IS ANY MAIL YOR MR. HOWE HE EXPECTED AN IMPORTANT LETTER
TODON
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ME, CUZZ
HEY, MR. LALAPOOWITZ !~~ GOT ANY MAIL HERE FOR
MIKE. HOWE ?
ALL
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BY SWAN
$ALESMAN $AM
SAY SAM- I WANT YOU TO MEET
AN OLD COLLEGE CHUM OF
MINE - MR. MIKE HOWE
POST NO Billy
BLACK MMYLIMI Quta
Sudden Chills
lower the vitality of the whole body and pave the way for more serious ill. ures. Scott's Emul- sion supplies just the vitai
extras health demands.
that
Scott's Emulsion
It brings health to all..
MOM'N POP
CHIN THE WAY CHICK
17 TEU'RE GONG BY THE BOOKSTORE WOULD MOLL MIND STOPPING IN AND GETTING A BOOK
FORME T
HERE'S THE SOUK I NEED. HOW TO MAKE LOVE" ONLY TEN CENTS TOO - IT'S WORTH A MILLION IF I CAN WIN CORA
GLE
WHY I'M SURE: IT WOULD RE A PLEASURE
TO ME OF
SERVICE TO
- pok
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
SEE ANYTHINY, NIW
UP TOWN TODAY,
CORA?
URAM,BOURG-ISAW ILL SIKKEST SPRING IAL! GEE. WAS CUTE!
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
LOOK WHOS BORE COTTU SIR WALTER LAUNCELOT — GALLANT DEFENDER OF PRETTY women - BEARING NOBLY THE GILDE O LAURELS OF HIS LATEST COMBAT, WELCOME PING HERO! WELCOME! (*
An Embarrassing Mixture
?VES - I'LL TAKE THESE TWO Books - BUT BE SURE AND WRAP 'EM SEPARATELY-
MESSIR!
DID YOU GET 112
"HOW TO MAKE Lòvā
WHY THIS ONT THE BOOK I TOLD YOU TO DET
WHY-ER-AH
{ THAT SAD DE
ACICAK SAVE ME THE WRONG
Book -
YOU MAY BE ASSURED I TOLD HIM CORRECTLY THE KIND OF A BOOK YOU WANTED I'LL RETURN THIS ONE AND CHASTISE HIM FOR HIS STUPIDITY -
No Comeback to This One
PUI DIDN'T HAVE QUITE ENOUGH! SAY, YOU CAN'T PAY ME NOW FOR THAT ELECTRIC CURLER I SOLD YOU CAN YOU ?.
PAY YOU? I DON'T GETCHA!
WELL-L. YOU BOUGHT IT ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO, YOU KNOW !
ANY LITTED RUN THAT PIORS A SCRAP WITH THE CY-PAPERWEIGHT CHAMP OF KOKOMO DESERVES TO BE LICKED. DOLFIEŠ PODDLE"
SN'T DOING HIS DAILY DOZEN BY JUMPING ON A FULL GROWN BALL DOG THAT'S DOG SENSE →
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOT DOG SENSE
YOUR REWARD TO A GUY THAT'S DONE HUS BEST AN RECEIVED TH WORST-GOT HIS TEETH KNOCKED LOOSE IS TO SEND HIM TAFFY CANDY, IT'S A SHAME YOU FORGOT TO ENCLOSE, A BILL WITH IT. I GET LAID UP IN THE HOSPITAL AN' YOU DOCK 144 PAY-THAT'S SPORTSMANSHIP!
- MAY NOT HAVE DOG SENSE, BUT YOU COITA
ADMIT I'M AN OPTIMIST.
By Taylor
WHEW! I WONDER IF SHE NOTICED MY EMBARASSMENT - I HOPE SHE'S NOT WISE I BOUGHT THAT BOOK - DARNIT ALL, IT'S
JUST MY LUCK TO GIVE HER THE
WRONG PACKAGE AND GET MYSELF
IN A MESS!!!
By Martin
BUT YOU SND IT'D PAY FOR ITSELF IN
SIX WEEKS!
OPTIMIST
By Crane.
JAY, YOU'D PUT YOUR FINCER. ON A RAILROAD TRACK AND EXPECT TO WRECK A TRAIN-YOU'RE SO OPTIMISTIC YOU'D THINK YOU COULD SWIM JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD FISH FOR DINNER. WHEN, FOR GOODNESS SAXE, WASIL, WILL YOU EVER LEARN THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN LICK IS A LOLLYPOP?
FUNNY STORIES.
HONEYMOON CHATTER. Ho-Porhaps I WAR A little
cruel.
Sho-Yes, you word.
Ho (surprised)I wasn't!(Pause.) Well, look here, I'll say I was cruel if you'll say I wasn't.
Bhe-Vory well, panoh blossom, you weren't.
He-Thon I'm sorry if I was -Daily Express.
NOT IN PARIS. Ethel Do you like Beethoven's works, Mr. Ponks?
Me Ponks-Don't know. Novor visited thein-what does 'o manu- facture ?--Humorist.
MODERN SERVICE. "We get things done quickor theso days," romarkod tho thoughtful guy.
"Yes," replied the boob, "you don't even have to wait until the next mornlux to got your boad- ache after drinking our up-to-dato brand of liquor."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
QUITE TRUE.
Chemistry
Professor What can you tell me about nitratoo? Student-Well-or-they are
lot chospor than day ratos.- Illinois Wesleyan Argus,
off
NOT DEPENDABLE. Boss-But you asked for a day month ago because your wife was dying, and now you ask for another day for the same
TORRON.
Clork-Can't help it. sir. I'm very sorry, but you know you can't depend on these women fo anything.-Madrid Buen Humors
WORTH KNOWING. "Know the Smithe? No? I'm sure you'd like them." "How is that?"
"Well, they are the kind you can tell to drop in any time and. you feel sure they never will."— Life.
AERIAL PEDESTRIAN. Aviator's Mochanic-Thoro's
a fellow going down parachuto.
In a
Aviator-I'll soo if I can hit him. It isn't often we get a chance at a pedestrian-Ameri- can Legion Weekly,
EFFICIENCY
Borvisc-The beat way to get along is to mind your own business.
Worth-nless you ΑΠΟ officiency expert-Life,
BULINESS MAN. Gonfleman-What?
an
Begging
horo? You usually stand in Main sireot.
Panhandler-Yes, but I have opened a branch store. hero.-- Dorfbarbier Chicago (Berlin).
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
WELL, IF TU EARTH
AIN'T ROUND THEN
WHAT IS IT
WAY, IT'S SQUARE!
HEY, FRECKLES-LISTEN
TO WILLIE = HE SAYS
TH EARTH 15
SQUARE-AINT HE DUMB !
So It Must Be quare
GWAN- IT
AIN'T ME ATS DUMB-IT'S you!!
WHY WILLIE!! WHAT S TH MATTER WITH YOU? TH EARTH IS ROUND AN NOT SQUARE AN' ''ICAN PRONE IT TOO!
YEAH-AN I CAN PROVEIT
TOO~ IT'S
SQUARE I TELL YA!!
BY FLOSSER
I HEARD MISSUS BANDY TELLING MY MOM SHE'S BEEN TO TH' FOUR CORNERS OF TH' EARTH!!
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