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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, JANUARY 31, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION).

PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

SALESMAN SAM

FROM WORRY ANY MORE, MAY SOAKUNY GOOD.

I'VE JUST LANDED A JOS AS STREET-CAR CONDUCTOR AND WILL BE ABLE TO PAY YOU

MY ROOM RENT 200N NOW

THAT NIGHT

Sam. Kept th' Car, Too

WHEE - HERES YOUR ROOM RENT!

I GOT IN FOLKETFULL OF NICKELS HERE AND A POCHETFULL OF DIMES HERE AND

A COUPLA QUARTERS

A Opum,

DID YOU GET

PRID ALREADY ?

LRutl"

HUH?-

DO I GET

PRID TOO?

By SWAN

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - B, K. $112.50 NET.

101934 BY MRA SEMNES, MC

MOM'N POP

HULLY GEE! I WISH

I COULD GET OUTA HERE ILIKE MUSIC BUT THAT STUFF GIVES ME THEAR

ACHE

P155T - MUM!! C'N I GO OVER T'SEE FELIX?

NO! - YOU STAY HERE AND LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC!!

Pop Makes His Own Selection

I'VE PLAYED A FRENCH SELECTION - NOW I'LL PLAY

SOMETHING IN

ITALIAN ~

THAT WAS GRAND MIK-PLUNKIT. I'M SURE WE ENJOYED IT IMMENSELY"

HERES HOPIN HE FLAWS THE HUME

WALTZ

NEXT !!

PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE ME TICKLE THE IVORIES ON SOMETHING CHINESE -

SURE - KIN Y' PLAY MAHJONGG ?

Marg.,

Mrs.

YEAH!

ALL RIGHT →

HER MRS.

WHAT DEGREE

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

LO! ANN ?YUO 100 - 1 PEASE!

SAY, JUST THOUNIT OF A PEACHEY

WISE CRACK ABOUT MARG!

DON'T TELL

ME YOU'VE BLEN THINKING!

YEPIKWILL SAY "WELL PURG DIPUT GET HER MS DEGREE IN COLLEGE

LIKE SHE START ·

ED'OUT I DO

BUT SHE GOT ANOTHER ONE

JUST AS GOO0

THEN, I SUPPOSE

IM 10 SAY. WHAT DEGREE

IS THAT?"

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

NOW SHOW ME EVERYTHING PERFESSER, "CAUSE I GOFIA FIGHT A BIL ONION FOR CALLING MY GIRL A

GOLD DISCER

FIRST YOU LEAD OFF INID VER

LEFT

~LIKE DIS'

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

A TURKES! WENT

YOU GOT A TURKEY

FOR, WILLIE

VILY, WES FOR OUR MANER

YA KNOW VAAT

TALOG BOW 15

*THANKSGIVIN',

SHUCKS! TLL REY

MON FORGOT ALL ABOUT TMGRROJU BEING THANKS- GNING DAY!! AN NOW IT'LL BE To LATE TO GET A TURKEY--AN' CH-GIE-ELEF

BAM

15 патэ

Weight

In Case

Malnym

Weight.

Maximum

Alice

5 3/4 Lbs.Į

PORTABLE MODEL

Sole Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD

Queen's Bldgs,

Phone. C. 1030.

WOT TH!!!? HOLY LEAPING MACKEREL !!!

WOT HAPPENED?

By Taylor

By Martia

MARIN

By Crane.

'SCUSE ME PERFESSER, GUESS

I GOT A BU TOO

ROUGH

BY BLOSSER

FUNNY STORIES.

HIGHER LEARNING.

"My brother takes up Spanish. French, Italian, Hebrew, Gornian and Scotch,

"Goodnous, whore doos he study.?"

Study Y He doesn't study. He runs an elevator, Poodoo, HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. "You simply cannot find a maid who is honost. That one you recommended just left sud- donly and took with hor nine of my towels."*

What kind were they?" "They were those Pullman car to woln which I brought back. from my trip."--Photo News.

NEVER CAN TELL.

"How did you come to got that rod paint on the front of your drons, Mrs. Mingus ?

Oh, 1 was loaning over Sandy. Bovan's fanco to look at his chickens."

But Sanity, has a big sign up -Wet Paint-Sandy Bovan"."

I saw that--but ovarybody knows what a liar ho is,"Til- Bits.

THE SCHEMER. Mr. A--I saw a profect love of a hat to day.

Mrs. B--Did you buy it?

Mrs. A Not yet. I've got to pick out a more expensive one for my husband to refuse to buy so that we can compromiso on this one, Kentish Observer.

YOUNG BUSINESS MAN. "Papa, should you be glad if L saved you a dollar?”

"You!"

"Well, I've done it! You said you would give me a dollar if I brought home a good report from school."--Klods fans (Copen- hagen).

NO JUSTICE.

Rural Magistrate-I'll have to fine yo a dollar, Jeff.

Joff-I'll have to borrow it off'n yo, Jedge.

Rural Magistrate

Great

Isnakos! It was only to git a dollar that I was fialng yo. Got out Yo ain't guilty anyway."- Regina (Canada) Lender,

afraid

MUST BE INSANE. Firet Lawyer-I'm there's nothing we can do to savo

the prisoner.

Second Lawyer-Why,surely— "No, he murdered an allonist." -Judge.

DON'T GET CHEW 1 Young Lady I'm having trouble with my car. Have you asparo plug?

Farmor Sorry, miss, I don't. chaw, but I got an old cigar, yo kin havo-Rutgers Chanticleer.

..

The World Is Bright Today

VAY, FRECKLES!OF CORSE

I KNOW IT OUR TURKEY IS BLING DRESSED AT THE MARKET AND I'VE PAKED PUMPKIN AND MINCE PES

AND MADE CRANBERRY

SAUCE AND -ON, JUST

EVERYTHING!

TRALA LA TRA LADE

DAA

'TRALALA

TRÁLA DEDA

AeroGEN

The Natural-Milk Food

IACTOGE

For YOUR BABY

FROM MY PRA SORVICE,

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