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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, JANUARY 31, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION).
PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN SAM
FROM WORRY ANY MORE, MAY SOAKUNY GOOD.
I'VE JUST LANDED A JOS AS STREET-CAR CONDUCTOR AND WILL BE ABLE TO PAY YOU
MY ROOM RENT 200N NOW
THAT NIGHT
Sam. Kept th' Car, Too
WHEE - HERES YOUR ROOM RENT!
I GOT IN FOLKETFULL OF NICKELS HERE AND A POCHETFULL OF DIMES HERE AND
A COUPLA QUARTERS
A Opum,
DID YOU GET
PRID ALREADY ?
LRutl"
HUH?-
DO I GET
PRID TOO?
By SWAN
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - B, K. $112.50 NET.
101934 BY MRA SEMNES, MC
MOM'N POP
HULLY GEE! I WISH
I COULD GET OUTA HERE ILIKE MUSIC BUT THAT STUFF GIVES ME THEAR
ACHE
P155T - MUM!! C'N I GO OVER T'SEE FELIX?
NO! - YOU STAY HERE AND LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC!!
Pop Makes His Own Selection
I'VE PLAYED A FRENCH SELECTION - NOW I'LL PLAY
SOMETHING IN
ITALIAN ~
THAT WAS GRAND MIK-PLUNKIT. I'M SURE WE ENJOYED IT IMMENSELY"
HERES HOPIN HE FLAWS THE HUME
WALTZ
NEXT !!
PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE ME TICKLE THE IVORIES ON SOMETHING CHINESE -
SURE - KIN Y' PLAY MAHJONGG ?
Marg.,
Mrs.
YEAH!
ALL RIGHT →
HER MRS.
WHAT DEGREE
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
LO! ANN ?YUO 100 - 1 PEASE!
SAY, JUST THOUNIT OF A PEACHEY
WISE CRACK ABOUT MARG!
DON'T TELL
ME YOU'VE BLEN THINKING!
YEPIKWILL SAY "WELL PURG DIPUT GET HER MS DEGREE IN COLLEGE
LIKE SHE START ·
ED'OUT I DO
BUT SHE GOT ANOTHER ONE
JUST AS GOO0
THEN, I SUPPOSE
IM 10 SAY. WHAT DEGREE
IS THAT?"
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
NOW SHOW ME EVERYTHING PERFESSER, "CAUSE I GOFIA FIGHT A BIL ONION FOR CALLING MY GIRL A
GOLD DISCER
FIRST YOU LEAD OFF INID VER
LEFT
~LIKE DIS'
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
A TURKES! WENT
YOU GOT A TURKEY
FOR, WILLIE
VILY, WES FOR OUR MANER
YA KNOW VAAT
TALOG BOW 15
*THANKSGIVIN',
SHUCKS! TLL REY
MON FORGOT ALL ABOUT TMGRROJU BEING THANKS- GNING DAY!! AN NOW IT'LL BE To LATE TO GET A TURKEY--AN' CH-GIE-ELEF
BAM
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Weight
In Case
Malnym
Weight.
Maximum
Alice
5 3/4 Lbs.Į
PORTABLE MODEL
Sole Agents
DODWELL & CO., LTD
Queen's Bldgs,
Phone. C. 1030.
WOT TH!!!? HOLY LEAPING MACKEREL !!!
WOT HAPPENED?
By Taylor
By Martia
MARIN
By Crane.
'SCUSE ME PERFESSER, GUESS
I GOT A BU TOO
ROUGH
BY BLOSSER
FUNNY STORIES.
HIGHER LEARNING.
"My brother takes up Spanish. French, Italian, Hebrew, Gornian and Scotch,
"Goodnous, whore doos he study.?"
Study Y He doesn't study. He runs an elevator, Poodoo, HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. "You simply cannot find a maid who is honost. That one you recommended just left sud- donly and took with hor nine of my towels."*
What kind were they?" "They were those Pullman car to woln which I brought back. from my trip."--Photo News.
NEVER CAN TELL.
"How did you come to got that rod paint on the front of your drons, Mrs. Mingus ?
Oh, 1 was loaning over Sandy. Bovan's fanco to look at his chickens."
But Sanity, has a big sign up -Wet Paint-Sandy Bovan"."
I saw that--but ovarybody knows what a liar ho is,"Til- Bits.
THE SCHEMER. Mr. A--I saw a profect love of a hat to day.
Mrs. B--Did you buy it?
Mrs. A Not yet. I've got to pick out a more expensive one for my husband to refuse to buy so that we can compromiso on this one, Kentish Observer.
YOUNG BUSINESS MAN. "Papa, should you be glad if L saved you a dollar?”
"You!"
"Well, I've done it! You said you would give me a dollar if I brought home a good report from school."--Klods fans (Copen- hagen).
NO JUSTICE.
Rural Magistrate-I'll have to fine yo a dollar, Jeff.
Joff-I'll have to borrow it off'n yo, Jedge.
Rural Magistrate
Great
Isnakos! It was only to git a dollar that I was fialng yo. Got out Yo ain't guilty anyway."- Regina (Canada) Lender,
afraid
MUST BE INSANE. Firet Lawyer-I'm there's nothing we can do to savo
the prisoner.
Second Lawyer-Why,surely— "No, he murdered an allonist." -Judge.
DON'T GET CHEW 1 Young Lady I'm having trouble with my car. Have you asparo plug?
Farmor Sorry, miss, I don't. chaw, but I got an old cigar, yo kin havo-Rutgers Chanticleer.
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The World Is Bright Today
VAY, FRECKLES!OF CORSE
I KNOW IT OUR TURKEY IS BLING DRESSED AT THE MARKET AND I'VE PAKED PUMPKIN AND MINCE PES
AND MADE CRANBERRY
SAUCE AND -ON, JUST
EVERYTHING!
TRALA LA TRA LADE
DAA
'TRALALA
TRÁLA DEDA
AeroGEN
The Natural-Milk Food
IACTOGE
For YOUR BABY
FROM MY PRA SORVICE,
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