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SALESMAN. 'SAM

PAKGONIT, HERE I'VE SAVED AND -PINCHED AND STARVED TO PUT UP MN OWN STORE- TMED TO MAKE A SUCCESS IN BUSINESS-I DID IT ALL FOR MILLY AND THEN SHE TURNS MEL

DOWN LIKE A DOG

Sami Maker

THEY'VE ALL, GOT IT IN FOR ME MILLY. GUZZ- AND TH" WHOLE GANG • NOW IM MÃO - TLL PUT THAT WHOLE BUNCH OUT OF BUSINESS- I'LL PUT ON A BIG "BEAN", GUESSING CONTEST TO GET CUSTOMERS ALL

I NEED IS SOME BEANS

a. Mean Customer

SHUP SAM- OUR

BEANS ARE 15 CENTS

POUND

50 CENTS

-A FOUND

· NUTAIN' DOWN"-|

I'LL GIVE YOU 25%

CENTS

SRID

∙15 CENTS) POUND-THATS

·A FOUND

SAM

· 15 CENTS PY

TOO MUCH-

FREW Evers

AHEM!

Hey!

Берна

BE SWAN

I'LL GIVE

HOU.... 10 CENTS

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. SI12.50 MET.

Wright

In Case

$3/4 Lbs.

PORTABLE MODEL

Hole Agents

Service.

DODWELL & CO., LTD

Diren's Midpa/

-Phone C. 1080.

MOY'N POP

HULLY GEE! - I CANT TELL MOM 1 WUZ IN JAIL ALL NIGHT FOR SHE'D BE DISGRACED SO I'VE SURE GOT T' THINK FASTU

WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?

I WANT THIS

Better Than Pop. Expected

WELL, NOW Y'SEE FELIX ASKED ME TO STOP AN' LOOK AT HIS RADIO AN' WE SAT UP ALL NIGHT-

HOW COME? FELIX HAS BEEN AWAY FOR A WEEK AND WONT BE HOME UNTIL TOMORROW

ECOTS AND HER EUT DIES

ARE YOU TAKING THESE MEMORY BOOKS, MARS?

DON'T SEE WHERE I'M KOWNA PUT MUCH

MORE

YOU'RE GONNA HAFTA MAKE TWO TRIPS IF YOU TAKE ALL THIS STUFF!

DO BE CAREFUL, BOUT'S

MARG.DO YOU

PINK SUP-ON OF MINE ?.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NEW COLONIME PUMPS?

SURE

"Twas the Night Before-"

YOU WANNA GET RD OF MYYTHING. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE

GIRLS, ITS EIGHT O'CLOCK! TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY ANDI MOVE THAT WE TURN

IN EARLY AND GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST!

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

DOTTIE JUST 'PHONED AN'

(WANTS ME TO

COME TU SEE MER. WHAT DO YOU THINKA THAT,

HR. PESSIMIST:

K

HOMIM SHE HEARD ABOUT YOU FINDING THAT DONE THIS MORNING OR DEBBY BERTRAM'S OUT OF TOWN

MAYBE SHE THINKS YOU OWN THIS STORE - IF SHE KNEW THE PAY YOU GIT YOU'D RATE (BOUT AS MUZA AS I COULD LIFT A

PETRIFIED ELEPHANT MONEY TALKS SO LOO

TO HER THE RATTLE OF A PENNY GIVES HER THE EARAGUE-

WELL I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU TH' TRUTH - I WUZ IN JAIL ALL NIGHT!

YEAH,

THAT HUNCH

LET'S

TAXES FIRST

PRIZE WITH

ME!

BERTRAMS A WISE EGG- HE DON'T BOTHER WITH EXPLANATIONS TO PATCH UP A QUAEREL HE SAYS IT WITH $10 WORTH OF FLOWERS TAKE MY ADVICE AN' VON'T BORE DOTTIE WITH (SPOKEN WORDS WHEN THE JINGLE OF SALVER

IS A VENETIAN LOVE SONG.

YOU BIG FIEBER - 1. DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO

DO WITH YOU – SUCH LIES!! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE A

WORD YOU SAY ANYMORE

By Taylor

!?!!??

By Martia

BOOTS

AND HER

BUDDIES

By Crane.

LOVE AIN'T BLIND-ITS BLINDFOLDE V. THIS SWEET CHERUB OF YOURS 19 SLICKERN A GREASED EEL SOME DAY WILLE YOU'RE EATING DINNER, SHELL PICK THE ƒ GOLD FILLING RIGHT OUT OF YOUR TEETH AN' YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

SAY: DON'T TRY TO TELL ME ABOUT WIMMUN – 1 SEF DWU

STEM LIKE A

PANE OF

GLASS

Cranf

FUNNY STORIES.

THE TELEPHONE AGAIN. A telephone operator went to church and fell asloop during the sermon. At the close tho proacher said-"We will now sing by mn number three forty- onatureo forty-one."

The young woman, waking just in time to hear the number, yawned and said, "Number pagaged-stall I call you ?"

NOT NEW TO IT. Husband-" I'm absolutely sick of it. You're always asking me for money for something. You soom to think I'm made of monoy. I wonder what you'd do if I wero to dio. You would have to beg for it thon."

"

Wife (bitterly)" Well, at any rato, I should be a great deal. better, off than the women who hayo novor had any practice.'

OF COURSE!: Venerable Archdeacon-Now, my dear childron, I will ask you fow: questions on your Catechism. Which of you can tell me the two things necessary in baptism?

♫

Litih Girl-Water.

"Quite right, wator. Water, Hle one thing, and what is thỏ other? Woll! Can none of you (think, what else is necessary'? We little girl, what do you

say?"

**Ploase, sir, a babef"

NEVER AGAIN.

A strictly onbedox cld gentle- man returned home ono Sunday irm church and began to onlarga. to his gun upon the merits of tho Bermón.

"I have heard Juhn," said-ho,- "one of tho most delightful sermons ever delivered before a Christian body. It carried many prosent to the gates of heavón,"

"Well, I think." repiled John, they had bottor bavo dodged in, for many of them will never got another chance."

THE BETTER WAY.

"What do you hear from Hiram?" said Mrs Sunup."How's he doin' at college?"

"I ain't heard nothin' direct," was the reply: "but it come ter mo in a roundabout sort of way that he is sowin' a good deal of wild oats,"

"What are ya goin' ter do?" "Hov 'im come home. I wrote 'im to-day that if,bo was so dend Bet on agriculture ho might ez well stick to the form."

ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER

Hilda (married a fortnight)-I do think it was kind of Mr. Dash to give us a wedding prasent. We [scarcely know him.”

Jack-Oh, well, you see, I sent a wreath whon his wife died. I suppose it was д

C880 of "I thought of him in his trouble, so The thought of me in mino!"

BY BLOSSER

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

BOY! WONT YOU BE GLAD WHEN THANKSSWING COMES?

AM I GONNA EAT??

| WERE GONNA HAVE TURKEY AN' DUMPKIN

DIE AN SWEET TATOES AN' EVERTHING.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE ROAST DUCK AN MINCE PIE-

I COULD BAT A HUNDRED MINCE RES ALL BY

MYSELF

AN I DET

I EAT MORE'N YOU DO WHEN THANKSGIVING

COMES

After Then I Joesn't iter

I BETCHA

WON'T!! I'M GONNA

EAT TILL I BUST THATS HOW MUCH

I'M GONNA EAY

> WELL-17 SAYS

HERE THAT A PROFESSOR DUKER PREDICTS THE END OF THE WORLD ON

OR ABOUT

THANKSENING

DAY!

GEE, I HOPE IT

AIN'T TILL TH' DAY AFTER THANKSGNING,

DON'T YOU

POP?

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