A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN. 'SAM
PAKGONIT, HERE I'VE SAVED AND -PINCHED AND STARVED TO PUT UP MN OWN STORE- TMED TO MAKE A SUCCESS IN BUSINESS-I DID IT ALL FOR MILLY AND THEN SHE TURNS MEL
DOWN LIKE A DOG
Sami Maker
THEY'VE ALL, GOT IT IN FOR ME MILLY. GUZZ- AND TH" WHOLE GANG • NOW IM MÃO - TLL PUT THAT WHOLE BUNCH OUT OF BUSINESS- I'LL PUT ON A BIG "BEAN", GUESSING CONTEST TO GET CUSTOMERS ALL
I NEED IS SOME BEANS
a. Mean Customer
SHUP SAM- OUR
BEANS ARE 15 CENTS
POUND
50 CENTS
-A FOUND
· NUTAIN' DOWN"-|
I'LL GIVE YOU 25%
CENTS
SRID
∙15 CENTS) POUND-THATS
·A FOUND
SAM
· 15 CENTS PY
TOO MUCH-
FREW Evers
AHEM!
Hey!
Берна
BE SWAN
I'LL GIVE
HOU.... 10 CENTS
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. SI12.50 MET.
Wright
In Case
$3/4 Lbs.
PORTABLE MODEL
Hole Agents
Service.
DODWELL & CO., LTD
Diren's Midpa/
-Phone C. 1080.
MOY'N POP
HULLY GEE! - I CANT TELL MOM 1 WUZ IN JAIL ALL NIGHT FOR SHE'D BE DISGRACED SO I'VE SURE GOT T' THINK FASTU
WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
I WANT THIS
Better Than Pop. Expected
WELL, NOW Y'SEE FELIX ASKED ME TO STOP AN' LOOK AT HIS RADIO AN' WE SAT UP ALL NIGHT-
HOW COME? FELIX HAS BEEN AWAY FOR A WEEK AND WONT BE HOME UNTIL TOMORROW
ECOTS AND HER EUT DIES
ARE YOU TAKING THESE MEMORY BOOKS, MARS?
DON'T SEE WHERE I'M KOWNA PUT MUCH
MORE
YOU'RE GONNA HAFTA MAKE TWO TRIPS IF YOU TAKE ALL THIS STUFF!
DO BE CAREFUL, BOUT'S
MARG.DO YOU
PINK SUP-ON OF MINE ?.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NEW COLONIME PUMPS?
SURE
"Twas the Night Before-"
YOU WANNA GET RD OF MYYTHING. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE
GIRLS, ITS EIGHT O'CLOCK! TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY ANDI MOVE THAT WE TURN
IN EARLY AND GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST!
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
DOTTIE JUST 'PHONED AN'
(WANTS ME TO
COME TU SEE MER. WHAT DO YOU THINKA THAT,
HR. PESSIMIST:
K
HOMIM SHE HEARD ABOUT YOU FINDING THAT DONE THIS MORNING OR DEBBY BERTRAM'S OUT OF TOWN
MAYBE SHE THINKS YOU OWN THIS STORE - IF SHE KNEW THE PAY YOU GIT YOU'D RATE (BOUT AS MUZA AS I COULD LIFT A
PETRIFIED ELEPHANT MONEY TALKS SO LOO
TO HER THE RATTLE OF A PENNY GIVES HER THE EARAGUE-
WELL I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU TH' TRUTH - I WUZ IN JAIL ALL NIGHT!
YEAH,
THAT HUNCH
LET'S
TAXES FIRST
PRIZE WITH
ME!
BERTRAMS A WISE EGG- HE DON'T BOTHER WITH EXPLANATIONS TO PATCH UP A QUAEREL HE SAYS IT WITH $10 WORTH OF FLOWERS TAKE MY ADVICE AN' VON'T BORE DOTTIE WITH (SPOKEN WORDS WHEN THE JINGLE OF SALVER
IS A VENETIAN LOVE SONG.
YOU BIG FIEBER - 1. DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO
DO WITH YOU – SUCH LIES!! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE A
WORD YOU SAY ANYMORE
By Taylor
!?!!??
By Martia
BOOTS
AND HER
BUDDIES
By Crane.
LOVE AIN'T BLIND-ITS BLINDFOLDE V. THIS SWEET CHERUB OF YOURS 19 SLICKERN A GREASED EEL SOME DAY WILLE YOU'RE EATING DINNER, SHELL PICK THE ƒ GOLD FILLING RIGHT OUT OF YOUR TEETH AN' YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
SAY: DON'T TRY TO TELL ME ABOUT WIMMUN – 1 SEF DWU
STEM LIKE A
PANE OF
GLASS
Cranf
FUNNY STORIES.
THE TELEPHONE AGAIN. A telephone operator went to church and fell asloop during the sermon. At the close tho proacher said-"We will now sing by mn number three forty- onatureo forty-one."
The young woman, waking just in time to hear the number, yawned and said, "Number pagaged-stall I call you ?"
NOT NEW TO IT. Husband-" I'm absolutely sick of it. You're always asking me for money for something. You soom to think I'm made of monoy. I wonder what you'd do if I wero to dio. You would have to beg for it thon."
"
Wife (bitterly)" Well, at any rato, I should be a great deal. better, off than the women who hayo novor had any practice.'
OF COURSE!: Venerable Archdeacon-Now, my dear childron, I will ask you fow: questions on your Catechism. Which of you can tell me the two things necessary in baptism?
♫
Litih Girl-Water.
"Quite right, wator. Water, Hle one thing, and what is thỏ other? Woll! Can none of you (think, what else is necessary'? We little girl, what do you
say?"
**Ploase, sir, a babef"
NEVER AGAIN.
A strictly onbedox cld gentle- man returned home ono Sunday irm church and began to onlarga. to his gun upon the merits of tho Bermón.
"I have heard Juhn," said-ho,- "one of tho most delightful sermons ever delivered before a Christian body. It carried many prosent to the gates of heavón,"
"Well, I think." repiled John, they had bottor bavo dodged in, for many of them will never got another chance."
THE BETTER WAY.
"What do you hear from Hiram?" said Mrs Sunup."How's he doin' at college?"
"I ain't heard nothin' direct," was the reply: "but it come ter mo in a roundabout sort of way that he is sowin' a good deal of wild oats,"
"What are ya goin' ter do?" "Hov 'im come home. I wrote 'im to-day that if,bo was so dend Bet on agriculture ho might ez well stick to the form."
ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER
Hilda (married a fortnight)-I do think it was kind of Mr. Dash to give us a wedding prasent. We [scarcely know him.”
Jack-Oh, well, you see, I sent a wreath whon his wife died. I suppose it was д
C880 of "I thought of him in his trouble, so The thought of me in mino!"
BY BLOSSER
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
BOY! WONT YOU BE GLAD WHEN THANKSSWING COMES?
AM I GONNA EAT??
| WERE GONNA HAVE TURKEY AN' DUMPKIN
DIE AN SWEET TATOES AN' EVERTHING.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE ROAST DUCK AN MINCE PIE-
I COULD BAT A HUNDRED MINCE RES ALL BY
MYSELF
AN I DET
I EAT MORE'N YOU DO WHEN THANKSGIVING
COMES
After Then I Joesn't iter
I BETCHA
WON'T!! I'M GONNA
EAT TILL I BUST THATS HOW MUCH
I'M GONNA EAY
> WELL-17 SAYS
HERE THAT A PROFESSOR DUKER PREDICTS THE END OF THE WORLD ON
OR ABOUT
THANKSENING
DAY!
GEE, I HOPE IT
AIN'T TILL TH' DAY AFTER THANKSGNING,
DON'T YOU
POP?
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