1924-11-29 — Page 8

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY.. NOVEMBER 29, 1924. (FEATUDE SECTION)

A PAGE

FOR

THE KIDDIES.

THE

GREAT

AUTO

ŞALESMAN ŞAM

(YESSIR-IM WAILUNG TO SEND A SUM OF MONEN HERE SO AS TO GET TICKETS ON YOUR AUTO RAFFLE BUT WANT YOU TO GRE UA

TRAFFLE

MPE IN IT FIRST TO BE SURE TH MACHINE IS ALL RIGHT

19.1

CERTAIMIN.

GET

40UR

WITH 2504

TICKET

WITH

EVERY

Galore

AT

GOZZLEM

es co

YOU MAY GE THE

LUCKY

ONE

HIS LATE

The Spendthrifts

OM BOY CLL SAN THE RIDES GREAT, AND YOU ONLY USED UP 15 GALS. OF GAYS. WE CANT GO WRONG IN INVESTING OUR MONEY IN

THIS

YOU BET YOUR LIFE WE'LL THE A CHANCE YOU GET A TICKET WITH EACH PURCHASE

DONT 4007

YESHREE

BALTIE

1914 ET NEA BEJIVICE "Coc

BY SWAN

ALLRIGHT-LET TH KIDS

HAVE A NICKEL'S WORTH

OF GUM

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS'

PRICE - H. K. $112.50 NET.

Weight

In Case

Min

Weight:

|Masinun

Service.

5 3/4 [Br.]

PORTABLE MODEL

Sole Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD

Queen's Bldgs,

Phone. C. 1030,

MOM'N POP

MEET YOU AT THE OFFICE? SURE, POF- I'LL BE DOWN IN THIRTY MINUTES - IT'S ONLY TWO MILES BUT I'M

GOING TO WALK ALL THE WAY!

GOING DOWN TO "Nİ-

MIRS GUNN?

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

WON'T YOU HAVE

.SOME CANDY BOOTS? IT'S AWFULLY GOOD!

PUFF IT'S A MILE. AND A HALF YET AND

HEY- TAXI-!!!

NES-BUT I'D PREFER TO WALH THANKS, JUST THE

SAME

Mom Gets There Just the Same

I DIDN'T LIKE TO REFUSE THAT RIDE. BUT THIS WALK WILL HELP ME

LOSE SEVERAL POUNDS

J

A Good Sign

I HAVE TO MEET POF

IN FIVE MINUTES

BUT IM ALL IN -

WHEW-!

WHREZE

IT'S TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T HEAR

FROM JIMMIE

TODAY!

PURD

HOW DID YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HEAR FROM

JIMMIE ?

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

HEY CARTER FER THE LOVA MIKE BE A GOOD

SCOUT AN' CUT IN

ON ME'

GREAT GUNSA YOU SURE GOT "KOUR NERVE

YOUR PARTNER WONT MISS YOU MR SPEED HAS HEÊN VAWING VARE OF HER ALL FUENING COME - LET US WHILE AWAY THE FLEETING HOURS NEATH THE STARLIT S

HEAVENS

WHAT THIS

PAPER EVER [LÉMPIÉ GO" IT'S GETTING LATE PPARUENT DANCED

[WITH DOTTIE

A SINGLE TIME.

YON DISTANT MOON MAKES ME FEEL SO ROMANTIC - JUST"

LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD.

TWO -YEAR OLD ANIRAT?· ECG

I DO LET US TRY THE

PORCH, MIR TUBBS.

IT MAY BE

SPIKED

IS IT AIN'T 1.

WORTH TRYIN.

+ HAD 'LEVEN

CLASSES BESIDES

MY NEXT DANCE

IS TAKEN

Y'MEAN T' SAY V WALKED ALL TH' WAY DOWN >IN THIRTY

MINUTES-3

By Taylor

DON'T QUESTION

ME - I'M HERE, AINT I?

By Martin

WELL-YOU JUST TOOK A CHOCOLATE WITH A WRAPPER ON IT! THEN YOU THREW THE CHOCOLATE AWAY AND NOW YOU'RE CHEWING THE PAPER!

ELUDED AT LAST ARE THE CLUTCHES OF THAT OLD BUZZARD' I NOW TO ASK DOTTIE

FOR THE LAST DANCE

THANK YOU, MISTER TUBBS, BUT-1 PREFER

AIB Crane,

TO DANCE WITH BERTIE. YOU WERE SO ENGROSSEDY IN MISS LEMONDROP ALL EVENING, AND MECLECTED ME SO THAT YOU PORT & DESERVE THE LAST DANCE

FUNNY STORIES.

.......

WEDDING BELLS, · Mrs. Hawkins-And have fou made all the arrangements for your marriage, my dear?

Miss Jorkine-Well, not quite all. I'vo got to buy my trooso, and tako en 'quee, and get ma usband a job, and buy 'Im a good suit o' clothes, and get nomo reg'lar washing work to do. An thon I'm to name the 'appy day.

Reynolds News.

TRICKS OF THE TRADE. Conductor-Is that ohild fivo years old?

Lady--Oh, no, he's only just four!

Conductor-Then you must pay his fare. Only children un- dor

three ride gratis-Strix (Stockholm)

A DOG'S LIFE. The young husband could eat no more of his wife's dinner,

"That's a pity," she said, "for if you don't I shall have to give It to the dog!"

"Yes, it is a pity-it's such nice dog!"-Tit- Bits.

IN HIDING.

"Shay, Oshifer, where's tas cornor?!

"Why, you're standing on it!" "Sat so; no wonder I couldn't find.it!"-Wesleyan Wasp.

EXCUSABLE.

mo.

Cop.-Come along with Your tail-light is out.

Motorist-One minute, please, ossifor, that is only a mattor of expediency. We stole the oar tɔ- got away, with somo hootch.

"Begy pardon, go right abead."-Cornell Widow..

ONLY THINGS TO DO.

"How did you get on with the now maid?".

"Uh, she couldn't got along with the children."

"So you sent her away?"

'Oh, no, We rent the children' into the country!"-Klod Hans (Copenhagen).

HE GOT THE JOB. "Petoruan, the bore, has a job at last!"

"What an?"

"Well, Bord has a horse that won't take the bit into its mouth, so they got Peterson to talk to it till it yawne Karikaturen |{Christiania.).

WIRES DOWN. "Have you beard the latest scandal?"!

No, what is it?"

Why, it happened in a house quite oloss to yours."

Maybe-but my wife is away. on her holidaye."-Kasper (Stock holm).

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

ITELL VA WHAT VILLIE

I'LL HIDE HERE SOMEPLACE

IN ONE OF THESE SQUARES

AN I BEY YOU CANT

FIND ME.

YASAN I CANT FIND

YOU IN OUR SPACE HERE?

ALL RIGHT-

GO AN HIDE.

WELL. HE AINT IN TUS SQUARE-SHUCKS!

HE'LL BE IN TU' LAST

ONE IF HE AIN'T IN "TA NEXT ONE.

A Bit of Magic

HMPH

BY BLOSSER

SAH-HELL NEVER THINK.

OF LOCKIN' OUT HERE!

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