HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY.. NOVEMBER 29, 1924. (FEATUDE SECTION)
A PAGE
FOR
THE KIDDIES.
THE
GREAT
AUTO
ŞALESMAN ŞAM
(YESSIR-IM WAILUNG TO SEND A SUM OF MONEN HERE SO AS TO GET TICKETS ON YOUR AUTO RAFFLE BUT WANT YOU TO GRE UA
TRAFFLE
MPE IN IT FIRST TO BE SURE TH MACHINE IS ALL RIGHT
19.1
CERTAIMIN.
GET
40UR
WITH 2504
TICKET
WITH
EVERY
Galore
AT
GOZZLEM
es co
YOU MAY GE THE
LUCKY
ONE
HIS LATE
The Spendthrifts
OM BOY CLL SAN THE RIDES GREAT, AND YOU ONLY USED UP 15 GALS. OF GAYS. WE CANT GO WRONG IN INVESTING OUR MONEY IN
THIS
YOU BET YOUR LIFE WE'LL THE A CHANCE YOU GET A TICKET WITH EACH PURCHASE
DONT 4007
YESHREE
BALTIE
1914 ET NEA BEJIVICE "Coc
BY SWAN
ALLRIGHT-LET TH KIDS
HAVE A NICKEL'S WORTH
OF GUM
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS'
PRICE - H. K. $112.50 NET.
Weight
In Case
Min
Weight:
|Masinun
Service.
5 3/4 [Br.]
PORTABLE MODEL
Sole Agents
DODWELL & CO., LTD
Queen's Bldgs,
Phone. C. 1030,
MOM'N POP
MEET YOU AT THE OFFICE? SURE, POF- I'LL BE DOWN IN THIRTY MINUTES - IT'S ONLY TWO MILES BUT I'M
GOING TO WALK ALL THE WAY!
GOING DOWN TO "Nİ-
MIRS GUNN?
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
WON'T YOU HAVE
.SOME CANDY BOOTS? IT'S AWFULLY GOOD!
PUFF IT'S A MILE. AND A HALF YET AND
HEY- TAXI-!!!
NES-BUT I'D PREFER TO WALH THANKS, JUST THE
SAME
Mom Gets There Just the Same
I DIDN'T LIKE TO REFUSE THAT RIDE. BUT THIS WALK WILL HELP ME
LOSE SEVERAL POUNDS
J
A Good Sign
I HAVE TO MEET POF
IN FIVE MINUTES
BUT IM ALL IN -
WHEW-!
WHREZE
IT'S TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T HEAR
FROM JIMMIE
TODAY!
PURD
HOW DID YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HEAR FROM
JIMMIE ?
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
HEY CARTER FER THE LOVA MIKE BE A GOOD
SCOUT AN' CUT IN
ON ME'
GREAT GUNSA YOU SURE GOT "KOUR NERVE
YOUR PARTNER WONT MISS YOU MR SPEED HAS HEÊN VAWING VARE OF HER ALL FUENING COME - LET US WHILE AWAY THE FLEETING HOURS NEATH THE STARLIT S
HEAVENS
WHAT THIS
PAPER EVER [LÉMPIÉ GO" IT'S GETTING LATE PPARUENT DANCED
[WITH DOTTIE
A SINGLE TIME.
YON DISTANT MOON MAKES ME FEEL SO ROMANTIC - JUST"
LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD.
TWO -YEAR OLD ANIRAT?· ECG
I DO LET US TRY THE
PORCH, MIR TUBBS.
IT MAY BE
SPIKED
IS IT AIN'T 1.
WORTH TRYIN.
+ HAD 'LEVEN
CLASSES BESIDES
MY NEXT DANCE
IS TAKEN
Y'MEAN T' SAY V WALKED ALL TH' WAY DOWN >IN THIRTY
MINUTES-3
By Taylor
DON'T QUESTION
ME - I'M HERE, AINT I?
By Martin
WELL-YOU JUST TOOK A CHOCOLATE WITH A WRAPPER ON IT! THEN YOU THREW THE CHOCOLATE AWAY AND NOW YOU'RE CHEWING THE PAPER!
ELUDED AT LAST ARE THE CLUTCHES OF THAT OLD BUZZARD' I NOW TO ASK DOTTIE
FOR THE LAST DANCE
THANK YOU, MISTER TUBBS, BUT-1 PREFER
AIB Crane,
TO DANCE WITH BERTIE. YOU WERE SO ENGROSSEDY IN MISS LEMONDROP ALL EVENING, AND MECLECTED ME SO THAT YOU PORT & DESERVE THE LAST DANCE
FUNNY STORIES.
.......
WEDDING BELLS, · Mrs. Hawkins-And have fou made all the arrangements for your marriage, my dear?
Miss Jorkine-Well, not quite all. I'vo got to buy my trooso, and tako en 'quee, and get ma usband a job, and buy 'Im a good suit o' clothes, and get nomo reg'lar washing work to do. An thon I'm to name the 'appy day.
Reynolds News.
TRICKS OF THE TRADE. Conductor-Is that ohild fivo years old?
Lady--Oh, no, he's only just four!
Conductor-Then you must pay his fare. Only children un- dor
three ride gratis-Strix (Stockholm)
A DOG'S LIFE. The young husband could eat no more of his wife's dinner,
"That's a pity," she said, "for if you don't I shall have to give It to the dog!"
"Yes, it is a pity-it's such nice dog!"-Tit- Bits.
IN HIDING.
"Shay, Oshifer, where's tas cornor?!
"Why, you're standing on it!" "Sat so; no wonder I couldn't find.it!"-Wesleyan Wasp.
EXCUSABLE.
mo.
Cop.-Come along with Your tail-light is out.
Motorist-One minute, please, ossifor, that is only a mattor of expediency. We stole the oar tɔ- got away, with somo hootch.
"Begy pardon, go right abead."-Cornell Widow..
ONLY THINGS TO DO.
"How did you get on with the now maid?".
"Uh, she couldn't got along with the children."
"So you sent her away?"
'Oh, no, We rent the children' into the country!"-Klod Hans (Copenhagen).
HE GOT THE JOB. "Petoruan, the bore, has a job at last!"
"What an?"
"Well, Bord has a horse that won't take the bit into its mouth, so they got Peterson to talk to it till it yawne Karikaturen |{Christiania.).
WIRES DOWN. "Have you beard the latest scandal?"!
No, what is it?"
Why, it happened in a house quite oloss to yours."
Maybe-but my wife is away. on her holidaye."-Kasper (Stock holm).
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
ITELL VA WHAT VILLIE
I'LL HIDE HERE SOMEPLACE
IN ONE OF THESE SQUARES
AN I BEY YOU CANT
FIND ME.
YASAN I CANT FIND
YOU IN OUR SPACE HERE?
ALL RIGHT-
GO AN HIDE.
WELL. HE AINT IN TUS SQUARE-SHUCKS!
HE'LL BE IN TU' LAST
ONE IF HE AIN'T IN "TA NEXT ONE.
A Bit of Magic
HMPH
BY BLOSSER
SAH-HELL NEVER THINK.
OF LOCKIN' OUT HERE!
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