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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1924.

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FOR THE KIDDIES.

ŞALESMAN ŞAM

HELLO HANK, HELLO GUZZ -HOWZA

OLE HOSS

Boy ?

WHERE.YA BEEN HANGING OUT LATELY HANH-AINT SEEN YA UP AT TH' CLUB

FOR A MONTH

Sarcastic Guzr

OH I'VE BEEN

OUT ON A VACATION UP IN "TH MOUNTAINS- TOOK US A WHOLE. WEEN TO GET THERE

THASS Fire

HANK -

THASS FINE-

BY SWAN

HOW'D YOU ENJOY YOUR

TRIP?

¿Capsright, 1926, la Via Service, Inc.

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE-H. K. $112.50 NET."

Weight

In Case

{Malmum

Weight,

Marlarm

Service.

5 3/4 lbs.

FORTABLE MODEL

Bole Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD

Queen's Bldgs.

Phone. C. 1090,

*. MOM'N POPIE

YES - BEFORE I TOOK THOSE

REDUCING EXERCISES MY HUSBAND WAS 50 INDIFFERENT, WHICH GOES TO SHOW THAT FAT WOMEN ARE NOT POPULAR

WITH THEIR HUSBANDS

MINNIE - I DON'T SEE WHY THE MEN GIVE YOU SO MANY TIPS:

THEY NEVER TIP

ME AT ALL!!

A Weighty Subject

SIMPLE ENOUGH WHY 'DON'T YOU REDUCE AND MAKE YOURSELF SLENDER AND GRACE- FUL - THEN YOU'LL ATTRACT TIPS!

SAY-BOY. I WANT to t

GET OVER TO MULBERRY ST CAN I GO THROUGH THIS

ALLEY?

BOOTS AND

HER BUDDIES

GEE MALA

DOCES

THIS MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN THE

TUR!

WHY IT'S TWELVE ECLOCK - THE

TTLE BUM

WASHINGTON TUBBS

If

I'M SURE SHE DOESN'T KNOW - IT'S SO LATE!

INGE TO

FIVE CHURCH 30 VĒRS DOLLARS' OFTEN SO I Apweg, „Groenvi36 DROP A FIVE (VLLARİNOUS MUST GOLD PIECE K ÎNEVER GO D

THE FOLLECTION CHORCI

NES I DO Pari ALWING THINK OF THAT SWECT VERSE ABOUT "BLESSEN BE THE

CHFERFUL GIVER'

Good Night, Marg

WHEN SHE AND JIMME

GET TO PLAYING

„PINOCHLE THEY NEVER KNOW WHEN TO STOP!

GOG VILD DEAR

| NEVER KNEW GERIRE

THAT YOU HAD SUCH NABLE THOUGHTS

S

I THINK 55

MUM -

OH, BOOTS!

ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME TO GO

I TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN ANNOUNCING THAT THE COLLECTION TODAY SUR

·PASSES THAT OF THE

PAWST FEW SUNDAYS

TO BED?

By Taylor

A LOAD OF HAY

JIST WENT THROUGH!

By Martin

SURE! IT'S WAY PAST YOUR BED- TIME! GOOD NIGHT,

MARG DEAR!!

MARTIN

IN FACT WE HAVE A GRAND TOTAL TODAY OF THREE DOLLARS AND NINETY SIX CENTS

By Crane

17

FUNNY STORIES.

WHAT'S JAM?

A toacher had been telling tho class of small children the differ once between liquids and solids. All wont well until at the ond of the lesson a small boy asked,

Picaso, miss what's jam?"

A TALL TALE,

A sportsman with a wonderful power of imagination was tolling how at one shot he had baggod two partridges and a rabbit. "His explanation was that; though he had hit only one partridge, the bird in falling had clutched at an- other partridge and brought that to earth in its clawn.

"But how about the rabbit ? ". ho was asked.

"Oh," was the cala ralm reply. my gun kicked and knocked mo over, and I tofi on the rabbit as |it passod.".

THE WISE WAITER. Waiter, my bill should be thirteen shillings, you've made it fourteen shillings."

Yea, Bir; thought you might be superstitious, Sir."

TOO WET.

Father: "Where is that young man et yours to-night? Isn't be coming?"

Daughter: "No; he tolephoned that it was raining so hard ho would not be over.".

"Not much. of a rain benu is bo?

SHE COULDN'T,

“Pút out your tongue, Ivy, and lot me seat," said nortasner, who was Diraja that the ensic was un- well.. "Put it right out dear." urged the parent

I can't papa," protested Ivy, "It's fastoned on me,"

TOO CLEVER.

· Binke-"You're putting your

Boy early to work."

Jtuks

Yes, he's a clover lad, for ho's learnt everything tho Conchier knows."

"Ho has that. The teacher said: "I can't hammer anything more into that head of bis.'

NEVER AGAIN..

Sho: "Aa, I shall never hour his footsteps again-the step i bavu histoned for with eager vare as he came througn ine garden gale, the stop tust 11M 10 uxton thrilled my heart as I nesrd 16 on the front patal Nover, nover again!"

sympathetic Friend. Has ho loit you?"

No; no bas taken to woaring rubber noct.**

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

AVI C'MON IN, WILLIE = ITANT DEEP- WE'LL TEACH YA HOW TO SWIM-SHUCKS! 17 AWT NUTHIN' !!

YEAH-BUT WHAT PI SINK, THEN

WHAT?

YOU WONT SINK- ONEY STONES SINK- ALL YA HAFTA DO IS

PADDLE WITH VER HANDS AN KICK.

WITH YER

FEST.

IS THAT

ALL?

Willie Knows Best

HEY HEY DON'T TRY T'

60 S FASTE YOU ACT

LIKE YER LIFE DEPENDED ON

IT!!

WELL, IT

DOES!

BY BLOSSER

MOTHERS!

GIVE

YOUR BABY

LACTOGEN

THE

" NATURAL-MILK FOOD.

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