1924-09-27 — Page 9

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G'MORNIN'

GUZZ

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1924 (FEATURE" SECTION),

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

UZZLEM

NO Bills

HELLO!-HOT

Say, Gur, Ice Melts

MY GUZZLEM TOUSING C BEEN TAKING ICE FROM YOU PI SE FU YEPITS AND NEVER HAD Cou WORK DONE WILL NOW

BY LIFE BO:96111, 30 LBS OF ICE FROM YOU MESTERDAY MORNING-SHE THOUGHT IT LOOKED PRETTY SMALL AND

TOLD ME ABOUT IT WELL, IT ONLY

WEIGHED 25 POUNDS-

BY SWAN

WEIGHED IT WHEN I CAME HOME

LAST NIGHT

| Copyright, 1:824, by Sia Service, Inc.) Ass

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE – H. K. 31(2.50 NET.

Weight

5 3/4 Lba.

Weight.

Service

PORTABLE MODEL;

Bole Agenta

DODWELL & CO., LTD

Queen's Bldgs.

Fhone, O. 1030,

MOM'N POP

NOW MUM'S THE WORD

UNCLE JERRY, MOMD RAISE CAIN IF SHE

KNEW WE'D BEEN

OUT TO SEE A

BURLESQUE

SURE 1 KNOW- WHAT THESE WOMEN DON'T KNOW WON'T"

HURT 'EM!

Mum's the Word

I'VE BEEN WITH

YOU CRONIES, TO BE

RATHER LATE FOR

-OUT- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

UNCLE JERRY ALL EVENING!

WHERE HAVE.

YOU BEEN UNCLE JERRY?

By Taylor

BEEN OUT

WITH POP!

NOW SEE HERE. WHERE HAVE YOU

BOTH BEEN?

OH - WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER!

ALU JOHNNY' -"WHY

* OU SPEAK TO

HE LAST NIGHT?

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

YOU WERE IN FRONT

OF YOUR HOUSE AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY COAT OR

HAT ON

OH, I WAS PROBABLY JUST ALL WRAPPED-UP IN THOUGHT! YOU KNOW!

WEREN'T YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING COLD?

A Passing Incident

WASHINGTON TUBBS

11

SORILY, MASTER, EU

I HAVEN'T GOT ANY TIME. TO WASTE BY GLOVING DOWN

GOSIL LOOK AT THOSE FIRE TRUCKS STOP WHEN THEY SEE ME COMING! WELL THEIR OLE FIFE CALL JULY WAIT-I GOT IMIVIRTANE BUSINESS ANSI CAN'T.

By Martin

WHO-ME ???

AV MARG--!!!!

YES YOU DID YOU WALKED RIGHT BY ME AND DIDN'T EVEN LOOK UP

W

YOUNGER

GENERATION

́TO GO FOR A RIDE, NOSSIR, I DON'T STOP FOR

WASH, BUT AYTHING! ON SAY-

You }THERE'S THE "HARD BOILED

SEEMED CHEROB MY MOVIE QUEEN, IN SUCHA: WAVING AT ME.

HURRY

WHY--

WHERE: WAS 1?

MARTIN

By Crane

WHO, ME IN A HURRY?, SAY, DON'T BE AN OLE FOOLISH, HONEST, DOTIE, I HAVEN'T A THING TO DO-WAS JUS' KILLING

BY BLOSSER

TIME

FUNNY STORIES.

HONEST GOLFER.

Nod-Ho plays a fair golf game, doesn't he?

Ted-Yes, if you watch him.-- Lite.

FLAMING. YOUTHÌ

Van Jay-When you kissed hor did you find her responsiva ?-

Van Puff-Woll, I should say I did! Why, she burnt the back of my neck with her cigarotto.~~Life." -

NO ARGUMENT,

"If you join our lodge you will bo buried with music.'

"That makes no differenïve to me; I'm not a bit mustos)."-- Meggendorfer Blatter, (Munich)..

A HAT-ACHE

Smith and how is your wife? Friend's Husband-Oh, her boad is troubling her a lot.

"That's bad. Chronic head- aches, eh?"

No; she wants a new hat."-- Answers.

NOT ALL THERE.

Club Steward (to member who has asked if any of his friends. aro in tho olub)-Yes, sir, his lordship, soated in the coffen room. sir, with three large whiskies and sodas, sir, n.talkin' to issoif, sir, and I don't think be knows that he's alone,-Pussing Show.

MISS SMITIL

Two friends mat who had nos eoca.cach other since their school idays.

"Whom did you marry, Louis?" asked one.

"A Miss Smith-of Philade phia," replied Louis, who was a trifle nouitive.

"You always did take to tho namo Smith. I can remember when wo went to school together you used to tag around after a little snub-nosed Smith girl."

"I remember it, too. She's the girl I married."-Country Gentle-

man.

OFFICIAL TALK... "Pop, what is a diplomat?" "A diplomat, my son, fa a gontleman who can tollo in such a manner to another gentle- man, who is also a diplomat, that the second gentleman is compell- ed to pretend that he really beliavos the first gentleman, although he knows that the first goatleman is a liar, who knows that the second gentleman does not bellovo him."--Life,

OVERENTHUSIASM,

First England Tourist (viowing the Alps)-Not bad, that

Becond Ditto-Yus, It's all right; but you needn't rave about it Ilko a bally post-Boston Transcript

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

Politeness Under Temptation

IME

MEANS NOTHING IN A

IF YOU TAKE JAY TO

SUNDAY SCHOOL WITH YOU BE SURE TO

SEE THAT 45

IS A GOOD GOY

AND BEHAVES

JAIMSELF

COMIC

*STRIP- NOTICS

HOW WS TURN

BACK A

DAY! MAKING

YES: ANOM

I

SUNDAY

HOUR

LATER

GOING

COMING

VE'RE HOME ALREADY, MGM,

AND WERE YOU A VERY GOOD BOY IN CHURCH TALS

MORNING, JAY?

OH NESA MAN

OFFERED WE A B16 PLATE FULL OF MONEY AN' I SAID *NO, THANK YOU"!

MOTHERSI

GIVE

YOUR BABY

LACTOGEN

THE

"NATURAL MILK FOOD"