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G'MORNIN'
GUZZ
HONGKONG TELEGRAPH.
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1924 (FEATURE" SECTION),
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
UZZLEM
NO Bills
HELLO!-HOT
Say, Gur, Ice Melts
MY GUZZLEM TOUSING C BEEN TAKING ICE FROM YOU PI SE FU YEPITS AND NEVER HAD Cou WORK DONE WILL NOW
BY LIFE BO:96111, 30 LBS OF ICE FROM YOU MESTERDAY MORNING-SHE THOUGHT IT LOOKED PRETTY SMALL AND
TOLD ME ABOUT IT WELL, IT ONLY
WEIGHED 25 POUNDS-
BY SWAN
WEIGHED IT WHEN I CAME HOME
LAST NIGHT
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MOM'N POP
NOW MUM'S THE WORD
UNCLE JERRY, MOMD RAISE CAIN IF SHE
KNEW WE'D BEEN
OUT TO SEE A
BURLESQUE
SURE 1 KNOW- WHAT THESE WOMEN DON'T KNOW WON'T"
HURT 'EM!
Mum's the Word
I'VE BEEN WITH
YOU CRONIES, TO BE
RATHER LATE FOR
-OUT- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
UNCLE JERRY ALL EVENING!
WHERE HAVE.
YOU BEEN UNCLE JERRY?
By Taylor
BEEN OUT
WITH POP!
NOW SEE HERE. WHERE HAVE YOU
BOTH BEEN?
OH - WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER!
ALU JOHNNY' -"WHY
* OU SPEAK TO
HE LAST NIGHT?
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
YOU WERE IN FRONT
OF YOUR HOUSE AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY COAT OR
HAT ON
OH, I WAS PROBABLY JUST ALL WRAPPED-UP IN THOUGHT! YOU KNOW!
WEREN'T YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING COLD?
A Passing Incident
WASHINGTON TUBBS
11
SORILY, MASTER, EU
I HAVEN'T GOT ANY TIME. TO WASTE BY GLOVING DOWN
GOSIL LOOK AT THOSE FIRE TRUCKS STOP WHEN THEY SEE ME COMING! WELL THEIR OLE FIFE CALL JULY WAIT-I GOT IMIVIRTANE BUSINESS ANSI CAN'T.
By Martin
WHO-ME ???
AV MARG--!!!!
YES YOU DID YOU WALKED RIGHT BY ME AND DIDN'T EVEN LOOK UP
W
YOUNGER
GENERATION
́TO GO FOR A RIDE, NOSSIR, I DON'T STOP FOR
WASH, BUT AYTHING! ON SAY-
You }THERE'S THE "HARD BOILED
SEEMED CHEROB MY MOVIE QUEEN, IN SUCHA: WAVING AT ME.
HURRY
WHY--
WHERE: WAS 1?
MARTIN
By Crane
WHO, ME IN A HURRY?, SAY, DON'T BE AN OLE FOOLISH, HONEST, DOTIE, I HAVEN'T A THING TO DO-WAS JUS' KILLING
BY BLOSSER
TIME
FUNNY STORIES.
HONEST GOLFER.
Nod-Ho plays a fair golf game, doesn't he?
Ted-Yes, if you watch him.-- Lite.
FLAMING. YOUTHÌ
Van Jay-When you kissed hor did you find her responsiva ?-
Van Puff-Woll, I should say I did! Why, she burnt the back of my neck with her cigarotto.~~Life." -
NO ARGUMENT,
"If you join our lodge you will bo buried with music.'
"That makes no differenïve to me; I'm not a bit mustos)."-- Meggendorfer Blatter, (Munich)..
A HAT-ACHE
Smith and how is your wife? Friend's Husband-Oh, her boad is troubling her a lot.
"That's bad. Chronic head- aches, eh?"
No; she wants a new hat."-- Answers.
NOT ALL THERE.
Club Steward (to member who has asked if any of his friends. aro in tho olub)-Yes, sir, his lordship, soated in the coffen room. sir, with three large whiskies and sodas, sir, n.talkin' to issoif, sir, and I don't think be knows that he's alone,-Pussing Show.
MISS SMITIL
Two friends mat who had nos eoca.cach other since their school idays.
"Whom did you marry, Louis?" asked one.
"A Miss Smith-of Philade phia," replied Louis, who was a trifle nouitive.
"You always did take to tho namo Smith. I can remember when wo went to school together you used to tag around after a little snub-nosed Smith girl."
"I remember it, too. She's the girl I married."-Country Gentle-
man.
OFFICIAL TALK... "Pop, what is a diplomat?" "A diplomat, my son, fa a gontleman who can tollo in such a manner to another gentle- man, who is also a diplomat, that the second gentleman is compell- ed to pretend that he really beliavos the first gentleman, although he knows that the first goatleman is a liar, who knows that the second gentleman does not bellovo him."--Life,
OVERENTHUSIASM,
First England Tourist (viowing the Alps)-Not bad, that
Becond Ditto-Yus, It's all right; but you needn't rave about it Ilko a bally post-Boston Transcript
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
Politeness Under Temptation
IME
MEANS NOTHING IN A
IF YOU TAKE JAY TO
SUNDAY SCHOOL WITH YOU BE SURE TO
SEE THAT 45
IS A GOOD GOY
AND BEHAVES
JAIMSELF
COMIC
*STRIP- NOTICS
HOW WS TURN
BACK A
DAY! MAKING
YES: ANOM
I
SUNDAY
HOUR
LATER
GOING
COMING
VE'RE HOME ALREADY, MGM,
AND WERE YOU A VERY GOOD BOY IN CHURCH TALS
MORNING, JAY?
OH NESA MAN
OFFERED WE A B16 PLATE FULL OF MONEY AN' I SAID *NO, THANK YOU"!
MOTHERSI
GIVE
YOUR BABY
LACTOGEN
THE
"NATURAL MILK FOOD"