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Sam Ain't Taking No Chances

HAY

GRAIN FEED

OATS

BY SWAN

HEY SAM – WHERE TH HECK ARE VUM GOIN VATH THAI FEED BAG

FULL D'ORTS ?

WHY VA SEE. I'M TAKING A LADY FRIEND OF MINE. OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT AND THEY SAY -

SHE EATS LIKE A HORSE

FOR MILL

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS -

PRICE. K. $112,50 NET.

Weight

In Case

55/41b2

| Minimum ]} Wright.

Maxlaya

Service.!

PORTABLE MODEL'

Bole. Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Queon's Bidge.

Phone. O. 1090,

MOM'N POP

WAAL- I RECKONED AS HOW I'D RUN UP AND SPRING A LITTLE SURPRISE ON YE !!

AND YOU DID - POP! COME IN LAND SEE WHO'S

KERE!

BLESS MY BUTTONS UNCLE JERRY BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE VE-AN' HOW'S AUNT NANCY?”

Uncle Jerry Drops In

O14- SHE'S SPRY AS A KITTEN- EXCEPT FER A TOUCHPOP THE

RHEUMATIZ NOW AN' THEN!

NOW MAKE Y'SELF RIGHT AT HOME AND

I'LL TAKE YOUR >LUGGAGE UP TO THE-)

SPARE ROOM↑

NEEDN'T BOTHER MUCH ABOUT THAT- I LOST HALF MY -BAGGAGE_ON THE.

WAY UP ANYHOW !!

DIDN'T CHECK IT WRONG DID

YE?

By Taylor

NO-TH' CORK

BLEW OUT

TWICE!

BOOTS AND

HER BUDDIS

WELL FOR GOODNESS.

SAKE !!??!!

WELL, I NEVER-!!!!!

WASHINGTON TUBBS) II

PHONE. SHE'S 31151 M

SOME CANDY AND WANTE

YOU TO COME OVER

NOSSIR [NOT ME

DEAD TIRED

ARI GOTTA GET SOME SINT-CE.

VILAT SEEMS

TO BE THE TROUBLE?

OH I USED THAT STAIN REMOVER THAT YOU SAID

YOU USED!

Experience Wasn't a Teacher

AND MY NEW SILK WAIST IS. JUST RUINED!!

THATS ODD THAT'S THE SAME EFFECT IT HAD

ON MY DRESS!!

I'M RUN DOWN WORSEN AN EIGHT DAY CLOCK ON SATURDAY NIGHT, GETTING ME OR TONIGHT IS LIKE KEEPING GOSSIP QUT OF THE TUESDAY

SEWING CIRCLE.

ANOTHER GIRI. CALLED BUT I TOLD HER YOU HAD GONE TO BED. IT WAS THAT MOVIE

ACTRESS.

WHO!

I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU OFF BUT IT'S AFTER TWELVE, AND YOUR MOTHER SAID YOU WERE

SO TIRED.

By Martin

By Crane

SAY!

WHADDA YA THINK'I AM?A HINE O'CLOCK

GUY

BY BLOSSER

Beaut

FUNNY STORIES.

FLYING ANGEL.

"Do---angels-hove mummy ?!

"Yos, darling,"

"Can they fly ?"

"Yes, dear."

wings'

"Then when is nursie, going to.

fly, 'causo daddy called her an

| angol last night?"

Tomorrow, darling.". -The Times of Cuba.

UNGRAMMATICAL. ·

The Lady-Hobo, did you notice that pile of wood in the yard?

**Yes'm, I seen it.” -

"You should mind your grain- mar.

You mean you saw it.” "No'm.

You saw me see it,

|but you ain't see mo saw it."-The

Christian Evangelist.

AN EXCEPTION.

"Tommy, stop eating with your fingers."

...

"But, mamma, woren't fingors made before forks ?"

Not yours. Tommy."—Amerim can Legion Weakly.

READY FOR A RUSH.

Film Star-What will you charge to conduct my divorce ?- Lawyer-If you'll give me a monopoly of your future divorces, I'll do this one for nothing I→ Kasper (stockholm).

PRECISELY.

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"How would you class telephono girl? Is here a busi- nosa or a profession ?."

"Nolther. It's a calling. London Mail.

SURE BIGN..

First Waitor-How d'y'know they're married?

Second Ditto-How do I know? Why, didn't he pick up the quarter and leave the dimo, with hor lookin' right at him?-Judge.

ONE WAY OUT.

No, Willle," said his French NUTAO, "no more pastry to-night. Don't you know you can't sleep on a full stomach" "Well," said the indomitable Wilfio, "I can sleop on my back-oan't I?"

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

ADA VILLE A PLANT

A MINUTE: I WANTA

SHOW YA SOMETHING!!

SEE IT ATH A TELEGRAM VIHAT. CAME TOUR, HOUST LAS' NIGHT, B57CHA YOU NEVER ST TELEGRAMAS AT YOUR HOUSE.

Wonders of the Age

suses! TELEGRA! AIN'T NOTHIN' nam

VA KNOW

WHAT??

MY UNCLE SENT BY POP A CABLEGRAM FROM.... YEROP YESS'R, A

CABLEGRAMÍ WHATCHA

KNOW "BOUT THAT,

RUN?

WHATS A CABLEGRAM

DON'T KNOW, VILAT

A CABLEGRAM IS, HUH? WELL, A CABLEGRAM

IS A TELEGRAM THAT SWIMS!

(MPA Berelől, fee)

MOTHERS!

GIVE

YOUR BABY

LACTOGEN

THE

“MATURAL-MILK - FOOD.”