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Sam Ain't Taking No Chances
HAY
GRAIN FEED
OATS
BY SWAN
HEY SAM – WHERE TH HECK ARE VUM GOIN VATH THAI FEED BAG
FULL D'ORTS ?
WHY VA SEE. I'M TAKING A LADY FRIEND OF MINE. OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT AND THEY SAY -
SHE EATS LIKE A HORSE
FOR MILL
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS -
PRICE. K. $112,50 NET.
Weight
In Case
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Maxlaya
Service.!
PORTABLE MODEL'
Bole. Agents
DODWELL & CO., LTD.
Queon's Bidge.
Phone. O. 1090,
MOM'N POP
WAAL- I RECKONED AS HOW I'D RUN UP AND SPRING A LITTLE SURPRISE ON YE !!
AND YOU DID - POP! COME IN LAND SEE WHO'S
KERE!
BLESS MY BUTTONS UNCLE JERRY BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE VE-AN' HOW'S AUNT NANCY?”
Uncle Jerry Drops In
O14- SHE'S SPRY AS A KITTEN- EXCEPT FER A TOUCHPOP THE
RHEUMATIZ NOW AN' THEN!
NOW MAKE Y'SELF RIGHT AT HOME AND
I'LL TAKE YOUR >LUGGAGE UP TO THE-)
SPARE ROOM↑
NEEDN'T BOTHER MUCH ABOUT THAT- I LOST HALF MY -BAGGAGE_ON THE.
WAY UP ANYHOW !!
DIDN'T CHECK IT WRONG DID
YE?
By Taylor
NO-TH' CORK
BLEW OUT
TWICE!
BOOTS AND
HER BUDDIS
WELL FOR GOODNESS.
SAKE !!??!!
WELL, I NEVER-!!!!!
WASHINGTON TUBBS) II
PHONE. SHE'S 31151 M
SOME CANDY AND WANTE
YOU TO COME OVER
NOSSIR [NOT ME
DEAD TIRED
ARI GOTTA GET SOME SINT-CE.
VILAT SEEMS
TO BE THE TROUBLE?
OH I USED THAT STAIN REMOVER THAT YOU SAID
YOU USED!
Experience Wasn't a Teacher
AND MY NEW SILK WAIST IS. JUST RUINED!!
THATS ODD THAT'S THE SAME EFFECT IT HAD
ON MY DRESS!!
I'M RUN DOWN WORSEN AN EIGHT DAY CLOCK ON SATURDAY NIGHT, GETTING ME OR TONIGHT IS LIKE KEEPING GOSSIP QUT OF THE TUESDAY
SEWING CIRCLE.
ANOTHER GIRI. CALLED BUT I TOLD HER YOU HAD GONE TO BED. IT WAS THAT MOVIE
ACTRESS.
WHO!
I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU OFF BUT IT'S AFTER TWELVE, AND YOUR MOTHER SAID YOU WERE
SO TIRED.
By Martin
By Crane
SAY!
WHADDA YA THINK'I AM?A HINE O'CLOCK
GUY
BY BLOSSER
Beaut
FUNNY STORIES.
FLYING ANGEL.
"Do---angels-hove mummy ?!
"Yos, darling,"
"Can they fly ?"
"Yes, dear."
wings'
"Then when is nursie, going to.
fly, 'causo daddy called her an
| angol last night?"
Tomorrow, darling.". -The Times of Cuba.
UNGRAMMATICAL. ·
The Lady-Hobo, did you notice that pile of wood in the yard?
**Yes'm, I seen it.” -
"You should mind your grain- mar.
You mean you saw it.” "No'm.
You saw me see it,
|but you ain't see mo saw it."-The
Christian Evangelist.
AN EXCEPTION.
"Tommy, stop eating with your fingers."
...
"But, mamma, woren't fingors made before forks ?"
Not yours. Tommy."—Amerim can Legion Weakly.
READY FOR A RUSH.
Film Star-What will you charge to conduct my divorce ?- Lawyer-If you'll give me a monopoly of your future divorces, I'll do this one for nothing I→ Kasper (stockholm).
PRECISELY.
A
"How would you class telephono girl? Is here a busi- nosa or a profession ?."
"Nolther. It's a calling. London Mail.
SURE BIGN..
First Waitor-How d'y'know they're married?
Second Ditto-How do I know? Why, didn't he pick up the quarter and leave the dimo, with hor lookin' right at him?-Judge.
ONE WAY OUT.
No, Willle," said his French NUTAO, "no more pastry to-night. Don't you know you can't sleep on a full stomach" "Well," said the indomitable Wilfio, "I can sleop on my back-oan't I?"
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
ADA VILLE A PLANT
A MINUTE: I WANTA
SHOW YA SOMETHING!!
SEE IT ATH A TELEGRAM VIHAT. CAME TOUR, HOUST LAS' NIGHT, B57CHA YOU NEVER ST TELEGRAMAS AT YOUR HOUSE.
Wonders of the Age
suses! TELEGRA! AIN'T NOTHIN' nam
VA KNOW
WHAT??
MY UNCLE SENT BY POP A CABLEGRAM FROM.... YEROP YESS'R, A
CABLEGRAMÍ WHATCHA
KNOW "BOUT THAT,
RUN?
WHATS A CABLEGRAM
DON'T KNOW, VILAT
A CABLEGRAM IS, HUH? WELL, A CABLEGRAM
IS A TELEGRAM THAT SWIMS!
(MPA Berelől, fee)
MOTHERS!
GIVE
YOUR BABY
LACTOGEN
THE
“MATURAL-MILK - FOOD.”